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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2800 on: October 1, 2023, 11:43:08 am »
Should be good this week. Don't let us down David!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2801 on: October 1, 2023, 11:52:52 am »
Should be good this week. Don't let us down David!

From reading his previous ones, he seems to think fans, players, managers are whiny dolts and officials are all sound. I don't think it's going to be any different this time round.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2802 on: October 3, 2023, 11:04:47 am »
"We have to change from doubters to believers"

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2803 on: October 3, 2023, 12:37:01 pm »
Some good bits in that...Owen's different poses, Jurgen exploding at the journo, "I've already inflated my neck pillow", "England by name, England by nature", Matip's legs ;D
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2804 on: October 3, 2023, 12:48:19 pm »
Don’t like it …. Conspiracies may be far fetched but match fixing is not far fetched and failure to acknowledge that puts the premier league integrity at risk.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2805 on: October 3, 2023, 01:06:03 pm »
Don’t like it …. Conspiracies may be far fetched but match fixing is not far fetched and failure to acknowledge that puts the premier league integrity at risk.

Oh come on, this alters nothing. Jesus, don't we all need a laugh after all this!
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2806 on: October 3, 2023, 01:10:13 pm »
Don’t like it …. Conspiracies may be far fetched but match fixing is not far fetched and failure to acknowledge that puts the premier league integrity at risk.

He's making fun of the self-generating outrage train while still sticking the boot in to the hopelessly incompetant refereeing and their highly questionnable trips to side-gigs in the UAE mere days before. I was fuming on Saturday, but I'm already sick of the discussion. LFC are already taking action. Everyone else needs to learn to take a step back.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2807 on: October 3, 2023, 01:49:55 pm »
Don’t like it …. Conspiracies may be far fetched but match fixing is not far fetched and failure to acknowledge that puts the premier league integrity at risk.


You don't think there is a conspiracy to silence conspiracy theorists and that David Squires is now part of it as well after sucking us in with his previously sympathetic humour?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2808 on: October 3, 2023, 02:07:01 pm »
He's making fun of the self-generating outrage train while still sticking the boot in to the hopelessly incompetant refereeing and their highly questionnable trips to side-gigs in the UAE mere days before. I was fuming on Saturday, but I'm already sick of the discussion. LFC are already taking action. Everyone else needs to learn to take a step back.


Started off great ("Having realised he'd made a catastrophic mistake, he had no choice but to see it through. England by name, England by nature" is Squires at his genius best), fizzled into 'meh'.

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A Tory, a worker and an immigrant are sat round a table. There's a plate of 10 biscuits in the middle. The Tory takes 9 then turns to the worker and says "that immigrant is trying to steal your biscuit"

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2809 on: October 3, 2023, 02:25:22 pm »
Dissent in the ranks ! This is a first in the Squires thread.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2810 on: October 3, 2023, 02:44:45 pm »
Yes, I think this issue has opened up a chasm, even amongst LFC fans between two groups, one of whom believes the below is a typical PGMOL meeting as David himself has pointed out.


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2811 on: October 3, 2023, 02:48:41 pm »
Oh come on, this alters nothing. Jesus, don't we all need a laugh after all this!

I am struggling to find the humour in this whole issue to be honest.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2812 on: October 3, 2023, 02:54:44 pm »
Bit crap that one Squiresy, you could have been so much more brutal.

Yes, I think this issue has opened up a chasm, even amongst LFC fans between two groups, one of whom believes the below is a typical PGMOL meeting as David himself has pointed out.




Nah, its more like this

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2813 on: October 3, 2023, 03:00:19 pm »
I am struggling to find the humour in this whole issue to be honest.


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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2814 on: October 3, 2023, 04:49:30 pm »
I am struggling to find the humour in this whole issue to be honest.

Squires has had the same problem.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2815 on: October 4, 2023, 08:34:05 am »
I am struggling to find the humour in this whole issue to be honest.

Yeah, I was disappointed with it.
Maybe its because the reality was so ridiculous any parody wasn't going to be as stupid?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2816 on: October 4, 2023, 11:02:51 am »
Dissent in the ranks ! This is a first in the Squires thread.

;D

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2817 on: October 10, 2023, 01:28:45 pm »

'David Squires on … football ambassadors uniting the world in 2030 and 2034':-

Our resident cartoonist on the big names who are getting behind Fifa’s forthcoming World Cups

www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2023/oct/10/david-squires-on-football-ambassadors-uniting-the-world-in-2030-and-2034
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2818 on: October 10, 2023, 01:37:02 pm »
Henderson’s puppet hands :lmao
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2819 on: October 10, 2023, 01:42:32 pm »
I've not seen his Elon Musk depiction before.  It's very good  ;D

Is the person peeking around the door in the Beckham conversation somebody we should know or a generic interviewer?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2820 on: October 10, 2023, 01:47:02 pm »
I've not seen his Elon Musk depiction before.  It's very good  ;D

Is the person peeking around the door in the Beckham conversation somebody we should know or a generic interviewer?

It's Beckham himself. Or, rather, his conscience.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2821 on: October 10, 2023, 01:54:00 pm »
It's Beckham himself. Or, rather, his conscience.
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Squires is too clever and subtle for me.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2822 on: October 10, 2023, 02:19:51 pm »
Gerrard and Henderson ;D

The Beckham bit is great as well.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2823 on: October 10, 2023, 03:01:30 pm »
I've not seen his Elon Musk depiction before.  It's very good  ;D

Is the person peeking around the door in the Beckham conversation somebody we should know or a generic interviewer?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2824 on: October 11, 2023, 01:07:05 pm »
This week's is sheer brilliance  :wellin
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2825 on: October 11, 2023, 01:33:07 pm »
From the Netflix documentary

https://x.com/ChrisJBakke/status/1709792592035209713?s=20
Thanks.  That's some very odd, almost passive aggressive, behaviour from David to his wife.

Beautifully woven in by Squires.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2826 on: October 11, 2023, 02:35:18 pm »
Thanks.  That's some very odd, almost passive aggressive, behaviour from David to his wife.

Beautifully woven in by Squires.


Yeah, determined to put her down in front of others, that she, she's a fraud as well.


Plastic pair


Squires is immaculate at using that film to expose Beckham's hypocrisy
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2827 on: October 11, 2023, 02:47:33 pm »
Thanks.  That's some very odd, almost passive aggressive, behaviour from David to his wife.

I think you're reading too much into it. I'm no fan of his but it's just gentle teasing between a husband and wife because she was trying to downplay her "posh" tag.

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2828 on: October 17, 2023, 03:17:02 pm »
No Squires this week?
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2829 on: October 17, 2023, 03:25:46 pm »
No Squires this week?

He's on holiday, mate.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2830 on: October 19, 2023, 10:41:52 am »
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2832 on: October 24, 2023, 11:26:27 am »
lovely tribute

I remember when he did one when Jack died it was lovely too.

I feel theres kind of a hidden message with the propeller images, it was always there in his mind, but as life went on through a combination of time and illness it melts away and eventually its gone and no more pain from it

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2834 on: October 24, 2023, 02:08:44 pm »
Christ, just welled up at that, what a lovely tribute.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2835 on: October 24, 2023, 02:19:01 pm »
If there is such a thing as an afterlife, can you imagine the conversations Bobby would be having with Matt Busby, Duncan Edwards, and co?

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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2836 on: October 24, 2023, 03:00:17 pm »
He's very good at these.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2837 on: October 24, 2023, 08:56:05 pm »
Good grief, that's done me in. RIP Sir Bob.  My Grandad went a few years ago and would always talk about how good he was.
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Re: David Squires - Football cartoonist
« Reply #2839 on: October 28, 2023, 05:35:34 pm »
That's beautiful
Aye, broke me when I saw it a few days ago.