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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #80 on: April 10, 2022, 02:29:35 am »
I think this is possibly fair game for a bump

I think further proof has indeed been added further still …

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #81 on: April 10, 2022, 08:54:05 am »
He's a dangerous c*nt with all the conspiracy theory nonsense he's been spouting the last couple of years.
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #82 on: April 10, 2022, 10:28:13 am »
He's a dangerous c*nt with all the conspiracy theory nonsense he's been spouting the last couple of years.

Yep

No doubt killed a few

Now it’s the Ukraine invasion is fake.

All his loony followers lapping it Amd spouting the Same
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #83 on: April 10, 2022, 11:13:55 am »
We're beginning to build the spine of a great nut job XI.

David Icke in goal. This clown up front.

I wonder if his 8 England caps were tinfoil?
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #84 on: April 10, 2022, 11:14:51 am »
You know what?

Tossers like this go away if you don’t give them the oxygen of publicity.  Let’s stop promoting his egregious filth.
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #85 on: April 10, 2022, 01:38:33 pm »
We're beginning to build the spine of a great nut job XI.

David Icke in goal. This clown up front.

I wonder if his 8 England caps were tinfoil?

Lovren at centre back.

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #86 on: April 10, 2022, 01:40:06 pm »
Loved him as a footballer, so talented. Absolutely deranged though, some of his tweets even defending Russia. Mental. Very sad to see someone you admire turn into a fucking lunatic.

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #87 on: April 10, 2022, 01:57:06 pm »
He's some bellend.

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #88 on: April 10, 2022, 02:07:38 pm »
He’s as clever as he looks.

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #89 on: April 10, 2022, 02:17:45 pm »
Any takers?

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #90 on: April 10, 2022, 02:20:14 pm »
Loved him as a footballer, so talented. Absolutely deranged though, some of his tweets even defending Russia. Mental. Very sad to see someone you admire turn into a fucking lunatic.

Never rated him as a player.
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #91 on: April 10, 2022, 02:37:51 pm »
Just another right wing prick.
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #92 on: April 10, 2022, 02:42:03 pm »
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #93 on: April 10, 2022, 04:02:47 pm »
Lovren at centre back.
The nut job XI is taking shape now.

Icke in goal.

Lovren at centre back.

Le Tissier up front.

Just another 8 players to find.
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #94 on: April 10, 2022, 07:24:07 pm »
The nut job XI is taking shape now.

Icke in goal.

Lovren at centre back.

Le Tissier up front.

Just another 8 players to find.

Shirley Hoddle in midfield...
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #95 on: April 10, 2022, 09:12:56 pm »
Put Geoff Cameron USMNT alongside  Lovren.Trumptard,anti masker.

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #96 on: April 10, 2022, 09:23:04 pm »
Someone will have to draw up a formation soon. It's quite a team taking shape here. 😃
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #97 on: April 10, 2022, 09:34:05 pm »
Shirley Hoddle in midfield...

Good shout. Is Hoddle still insisting disabled people are being punished for crimes in a past life?

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #98 on: April 10, 2022, 09:45:02 pm »
Put Geoff Cameron USMNT alongside  Lovren.Trumptard,anti masker.

Support this, Cameron is a huge tang...
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #99 on: April 10, 2022, 11:10:01 pm »
Loved him as a footballer, so talented. Absolutely deranged though, some of his tweets even defending Russia. Mental. Very sad to see someone you admire turn into a fucking lunatic.

he was never a man to admire though even as a player. awful arrogant and lazy as shit.

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #100 on: April 10, 2022, 11:11:29 pm »
The nut job XI is taking shape now.

Icke in goal.

Lovren at centre back.

Le Tissier up front.

Just another 8 players to find.

di canio up front.

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #101 on: April 10, 2022, 11:13:08 pm »
mihajlovic in defense also.

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #102 on: April 10, 2022, 11:26:12 pm »
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #103 on: April 11, 2022, 08:33:47 pm »
You know what?

Tossers like this go away if you don’t give them the oxygen of publicity.  Let’s stop promoting his egregious filth.

Nah, the publicity has lead to him quitting as a Saints ambassador.
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #104 on: April 12, 2022, 01:14:29 am »
Nah, the publicity has lead to him quitting as a Saints ambassador.

Totally

These dangerous maniacs who go down the rabbit hole of conspiracy never resurface and drag people with them. Unfortunately they don’t go away, they multiply people if they’re not brought to task

Every time they’re rightly ridiculed, their fellow maniacs all circle the wagons saying how ‘brave’ they are for ‘telling the truth’

It’s honestly THE most unbearable facet of society to me today across the board.
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #105 on: April 12, 2022, 01:24:10 am »
Marilyn from Hole and Away was right (eventually).

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #106 on: April 12, 2022, 08:29:26 am »
Marilyn from Hole and Away was right (eventually).
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #107 on: April 13, 2022, 03:13:42 pm »
Kinda feel sorry for Glenda.

 I dont see the alternative explanations , eg
- some bint ate an apple
- omniscient supposedly benevolent God likes to mix it up for shits and giggles
- random chemical reactions  in an uncaring universe
as being that much worse

He should have been sacked for a) picking Ray Parlour and b) dropping Ray Parlour for laughing at Eileen

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #108 on: April 13, 2022, 03:19:14 pm »
Kinda feel sorry for Glenda.

 I dont see the alternative explanations , eg
- some bint ate an apple
- omniscient supposedly benevolent God likes to mix it up for shits and giggles
- random chemical reactions  in an uncaring universe
as being that much worse

He should have been sacked for a) picking Ray Parlour and b) dropping Ray Parlour for laughing at Eileen

You don’t think the idea that disabled people are being punished for sins in past lives and are thus deserving of their afflictions worse than the Big Bang?!?!

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #109 on: April 13, 2022, 03:29:39 pm »
"fellow maniacs"


That's a lovely phrase which I think sums of large elements of modern society.


100 years ago they existed, hanging round benches at the edge of the village, now they are at home, joined by the wonders of the world wide web and with newly taught basic literacy and keyboard skills enabling their scrambled ramblings to be heard way beyond the edge of their previously tiny world.
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #110 on: April 13, 2022, 03:32:09 pm »
No I don’t see why believing in karmic suffering in a cycle of reincarnation is morally worse than believing suffering exists for no reason at all. Nb im an atheist and think buddhism is a load of old
bolllocks , as are other religions.



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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #111 on: April 13, 2022, 03:46:00 pm »
No I don’t see why believing in karmic suffering in a cycle of reincarnation is morally worse than believing suffering exists for no reason at all. Nb im an atheist and think buddhism is a load of old
bolllocks , as are other religions.


You are going to pay for that comment.




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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #112 on: April 13, 2022, 03:48:37 pm »

You are going to pay for that comment.




For eternity as well

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #113 on: April 13, 2022, 03:56:58 pm »
He’ll be reincarnated into a True Blue family in Dyserth.


That's the price many Welsh people have had to pay for burning cottages in the 70s and talking behind English people's back in front of their faces, welcomed back to a true living hell on earth (or as we call it, Goodison Park)
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #114 on: April 13, 2022, 03:58:34 pm »

That's the price many Welsh people have had to pay for burning cottages in the 70s and talking behind English people's back in front of their faces, welcomed back to a true living hell on earth (or as we call it, Goodison Park)

And making the wartime refugees from Liverpool work in the fields - at least that’s what my mum said.

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #115 on: April 13, 2022, 04:04:41 pm »
He’ll be reincarnated into a True Blue family in Dyserth.

Half of that sounds ok.

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #116 on: April 13, 2022, 05:45:22 pm »

That's a lovely phrase which I think sums of large elements of modern society.


100 years ago they existed, hanging round benches at the edge of the village, now they are at home, joined by the wonders of the world wide web and with newly taught basic literacy and keyboard skills enabling their scrambled ramblings to be heard way beyond the edge of their previously tiny world.
This is the precise problem

And it’s impacting world affairs on an evermore growing scale
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #117 on: April 14, 2022, 01:30:38 pm »
No I don’t see why believing in karmic suffering in a cycle of reincarnation is morally worse than believing suffering exists for no reason at all. Nb im an atheist and think buddhism is a load of old
bolllocks , as are other religions.

It is worse, though. Firstly, because it’s bollocks. Secondly, because it’s trying to say suffering of disabled people is their deserved punishment. It’s attributing blame to their suffering. And suffering in humanity doesn’t exist for no reason, even though it often appears unjust.

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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #118 on: April 14, 2022, 01:40:01 pm »
The nut job XI is taking shape now.

Icke in goal.

Lovren at centre back.

Le Tissier up front.

Just another 8 players to find.
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Re: Further proof that Matt Le Tissier is a cock
« Reply #119 on: April 14, 2022, 01:42:23 pm »
You know what?

Tossers like this go away if you don’t give them the oxygen of publicity.  Let’s stop promoting his egregious filth.

Who else has seen this filth?