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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #120 on: October 22, 2015, 09:52:13 pm »
We clear and break...
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #121 on: October 22, 2015, 09:52:43 pm »
90' +1 Clyne with a cross in which the keeper claims.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #122 on: October 22, 2015, 09:52:53 pm »
We clear and break...
.....but Firmino forgets the meaning of "counter attack"......

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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #123 on: October 22, 2015, 09:53:05 pm »
.....but Firmino forgets the meaning of "counter attack"......

Hahahha
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #124 on: October 22, 2015, 09:53:12 pm »
90' +2 Corner. Skrtel into the keepers arms.
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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #125 on: October 22, 2015, 09:54:39 pm »
The return fixture is going to be very, very interesting.........lots of reasons but bear this in mind too - their keeper has caught/held on to absolutely everything he's got near to. Oh and if you leave the game early, fuck off. I'd have killed kittens to be there tonight and so many are walking out before the whistle. Pisses me off that.

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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #126 on: October 22, 2015, 09:54:41 pm »
90' +2 As the BT Sports Comms bang on about the fans leaving, Rubin down to 10 etc we come again with YNWA ringing out...
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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #127 on: October 22, 2015, 09:55:08 pm »
Sakho has been an absolute rock this game.

Everytime he heads the ball it sounds like he is headbutting a concrete wall.
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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #128 on: October 22, 2015, 09:55:13 pm »
Lucas just wide...and that should be it ladies and gents.
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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #129 on: October 22, 2015, 09:55:32 pm »
The return fixture is going to be very, very interesting.........lots of reasons but bear this in mind too - their keeper has caught/held on to absolutely everything he's got near to. Oh and if you leave the game early, fuck off. I'd have killed kittens to be there tonight and so many are walking out before the whistle. Pisses me off that.

Agree fully on all that mate.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #130 on: October 22, 2015, 09:55:51 pm »
And there is the whistle. 1-1 it ends.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.

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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #131 on: October 22, 2015, 09:57:14 pm »
Disappointing, what with playing against ten for two thirds of the game, at home, against hardly world-famous opposition, and with two thirds possession, more corners than a three-dimensional dodecahedron and more shots than a hen night in The State or a drug deal in the Haçienda........but it's early days. We still believe.

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Re: Europa League Group B: Liverpool FC (1) Can v FC Rubin Kazan (1) Devic
« Reply #132 on: October 23, 2015, 01:06:18 am »
Disappointing, what with playing against ten for two thirds of the game, at home, against hardly world-famous opposition, and with two thirds possession, more corners than a three-dimensional dodecahedron and more shots than a hen night in The State or a drug deal in the Haçienda........but it's early days. We still believe.
Early days indeed mate.
We may sign Salah, but I'll show my arse in the middle of town if we sign one of VVD or Keita. Not gonna happen.