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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #240 on: July 20, 2018, 01:55:14 am »
Brilliant signing. Will be worth every penny when we look back to this day in 5 years.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #241 on: July 20, 2018, 02:15:24 am »
Does anyone have a link to his first interview?
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #242 on: July 20, 2018, 02:24:56 am »
That big stupid grin on Klopp's face makes me feel all fuzzy inside.  When the boss is happy, I'm happy.
That's how you get a pay-rise  8)
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #244 on: July 20, 2018, 02:34:54 am »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #245 on: July 20, 2018, 02:39:51 am »
You know no transfer is official until you get the trademark Klopp intense hugs! Wish him all the best and I'm sure he will be a reliable option for us!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #246 on: July 20, 2018, 02:49:35 am »
Apparently his initiation song was I Wonder Why by Dion and the Belmonts dressed as Chewbacca but sung in the style of Showaddywaddys Dave Bartram.He was helped on backing vocals by Moreno and Naby Kieta

Was a tribute to former Belmont Rd nightclub the Wooky Hollow where his nan used to drink

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #247 on: July 20, 2018, 02:50:20 am »
Jurgen Klopp is brilliant.

Identified problems in our attack - resolved them by getting in Mane, Salah.

Identified problems in midfield - signed Oxlade-Chamberlain, Keita, Fabinho.

Problems in defence? No problem, welcome Andy Robbo and Van Dijk.

What did you say? The keeper isn't great? No worries, I'll get in the most coveted keeper in Europe. Welcome Alisson Becker!

No-one amongst our fanbase should doubt Jurgen. As much as I want us to get Fekir, if Jurgen doesn't see a need then we should be prepared to agree with him.

WELCOME TO THE GREATEST FOOTBALL CLUB IN THE WORLD, ALISSON BECKER.

You've got a chance to establish yourself as a legend with this team.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #248 on: July 20, 2018, 02:54:40 am »
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #249 on: July 20, 2018, 02:56:30 am »
This fucking year is........our..........

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #250 on: July 20, 2018, 03:02:49 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCk9D1vfm4Q

Its clear family values mean a lot to him. He couldn't have chosen a better family for his career. He's gonna love it here.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #251 on: July 20, 2018, 03:04:09 am »
Does anyone have a link to his first interview?

There's this one :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H87w5bSHpLg
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #252 on: July 20, 2018, 03:13:16 am »
Sorry Alisson!  I am about 7 pages late, as I wanted to welcome you much earlier.

Anyway, I want to welcome you to the greatest club in the world!

The significance of your signing to me and my family, is one of deep meaning, and we would be remiss to forget thanking Jurgen, Bobby, Michael Edwards, Mo Salah and FSG management!!!!! 

Fucking get in!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #253 on: July 20, 2018, 03:15:40 am »
With Alisson playing even half as well as he did last season with Roma, it would only be a matter of time before the trophies start rolling in. 
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #254 on: July 20, 2018, 03:45:25 am »
Will have to buy a GK shirt for the first time in 20 some years.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #255 on: July 20, 2018, 04:02:47 am »
He looks happy to be here, can't wait to see him in action

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #256 on: July 20, 2018, 04:04:59 am »
Holy cow.....i wanted a world class international keeper (who is keeping out man city's keeper for brazil).....and world class keeper we get.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #257 on: July 20, 2018, 05:22:07 am »
His name is Becker, he is Brazilian of German descent, speaks English, looks cool as fuck. Has to contest for Most Handsome PL player award.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #258 on: July 20, 2018, 05:34:38 am »
Apparently his initiation song was I Wonder Why by Dion and the Belmonts dressed as Chewbacca but sung in the style of Showaddywaddys Dave Bartram.He was helped on backing vocals by Moreno and Naby Kieta

Was a tribute to former Belmont Rd nightclub the Wooky Hollow where his nan used to drink

His granddad ran this gaff in Litherland, a rival to the wooky and a bit of soapy bubble was had when the nan got barred for singing Irish rebel songs......in Gaelic. Went off, big time, mate. I was in the car park just to the right when the nan volleyed the granddad all over it. Mayhem

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #259 on: July 20, 2018, 05:44:10 am »
His granddad ran this gaff in Litherland, a rival to the wooky and a bit of soapy bubble was had when the nan got barred for singing Irish rebel songs......in Gaelic. Went off, big time, mate. I was in the car park just to the right when the nan volleyed the granddad all over it. Mayhem



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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #260 on: July 20, 2018, 05:50:35 am »
Fuck me, his name actually is Ramses. All hail Ramses, our Brazilian pharaoh!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #261 on: July 20, 2018, 05:55:18 am »
Feeling boss this morning. In fact......

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/DxY9dzpsBgQ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/DxY9dzpsBgQ</a>

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #262 on: July 20, 2018, 06:02:02 am »
I’ve only seen him play against Liverpool and for Brazil so I can’t judge how good this goalie is but I’m so happy we have a new one....good luck  :D

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #263 on: July 20, 2018, 06:17:10 am »
Welcome beautiful human being.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #264 on: July 20, 2018, 06:26:56 am »
Welcome Alisson Becker!

Now we have the hope of erasing our goalkeeping woes which has plagued us for some time. And we can thank Chancellor Klopp! With his pulling power, we've successfully attracted top, top talents. 

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #265 on: July 20, 2018, 06:30:49 am »
Welcome! It will be good to have two top goalkeepers in the squad. Perhaps Loris does need some time out of the spotlight, but if Becker fluffs his lines then Karius will be ready to take his place off him.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #266 on: July 20, 2018, 06:45:23 am »
Brilliant news , welcome lad!
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #267 on: July 20, 2018, 06:53:27 am »
Ooooo he’s a looker

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #268 on: July 20, 2018, 07:07:58 am »
Not sure if this is the right place, but this may genuinely be the best goalkeeping highlights video I've ever seen.

https://twitter.com/romathings/status/979494811454488576

One of the most impressive things about that compilation is that it isn't even career highlights. It's the last 12-18 months, and an endless number of 'how the fuck did he save that' saves.

Besides his other qualities of distribution and positioning, he looks like he will do anything possible to stop the ball going in, getting up time and time again after each save as if to say, come on then you fuckers, I'll save it again   ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #269 on: July 20, 2018, 07:16:36 am »
I think he was the only top rated keeper to get out of the World Cup unscathed. Maybe Courtuis as well?
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #270 on: July 20, 2018, 07:26:26 am »
It’s been too long since we had a keeper we can truly rely on. I hope this is it.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #271 on: July 20, 2018, 07:34:44 am »
You know no transfer is official until you get the trademark Klopp intense hugs! Wish him all the best and I'm sure he will be a reliable option for us!

And that's done, too!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #273 on: July 20, 2018, 07:45:22 am »
Brilliant signing. Hopefully he will continue to improve leap and bounds under Achterberg.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #274 on: July 20, 2018, 07:49:08 am »
Just told my lads he had signed, youngest asked can he have his name instead on the goalie kit when I get him it. Fickle fucker ;D
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #275 on: July 20, 2018, 07:54:02 am »
Love the black gloves in the pics....reminds me of Alvin Stardust

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #276 on: July 20, 2018, 08:01:44 am »
He's Nike's man?
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #277 on: July 20, 2018, 08:03:21 am »
Fuck me this is such a good signing. Like the Van Dijk signing it feels absolutely huge. Like for the first time in years we're back amongst the elite.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #278 on: July 20, 2018, 08:05:25 am »
What a way to solve a goalkeeping problem in the squad, going out and buying one of the best goalkeepers in the world. Nobody is saying this will get us the title, but what it should do is turn some of those draws into wins and gain us more points over the season. With the other additions to the squad we should be in a position to win something this season and I am sure we will.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool Alisson Ramses Becker
« Reply #279 on: July 20, 2018, 08:09:46 am »
A fantastic signing. I must admit I didn`t think that essentially the elite keeper possible this summer would choose us given the teams apparently looking for keepers. That is not an under confidence of Liverpool's position in world football, but decades of just missing out on the very best available. That is no more. There really wasn`t anyone available better than him.

The last few years under Klopp have been fantastic. They are only going to get better. Glory is coming.

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