Author Topic: Guess who I just met in the Asda? (Read 1685527 times)

archie87 · « **Reply #3160 on:** March 28, 2012, 08:59:38 pm »

Doni was sitting outside the Richmond Tavern before having a scran. He was with a girl. Someones wound him up there. The food is shite in there. Didn't expect a professional footballer to be concerned about 2 meals for £7.

MolbyLovesGravlax · « **Reply #3161 on:** March 28, 2012, 09:09:54 pm »

Quote from: archie87 on March 28, 2012, 08:59:38 pm

Doni was sitting outside the Richmond Tavern before having a scran. He was with a girl. Someones wound him up there. The food is shite in there. Didn't expect a professional footballer to be concerned about 2 meals for £7.

Maybe he didn't read his contract before he signed and he is on a pay as you play.

TomDcs · « **Reply #3162 on:** March 28, 2012, 09:52:03 pm »

Quote from: GonzalezIsARed on March 8, 2012, 12:21:36 am

^ It looks like that fella who was in dare I say it.. desperate scouswives.

Funnily enough I'm sure I saw him in new brighton on Sunday lunchtime!

smig · « **Reply #3163 on:** March 29, 2012, 12:31:19 am »

Philly Carragher in the gym yesterday morning the massive chest!

Vingdom · « **Reply #3164 on:** March 29, 2012, 12:44:50 am »

Our fundamental problem: We don't score goals

The solution: "if you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards."

CharlieAdamsLeftFoot · « **Reply #3165 on:** March 29, 2012, 12:46:16 am »

Quote from: Vingdom on March 29, 2012, 12:44:50 am

Our fundamental problem: We don't score goals

The solution: "if you're not sure what to do with the ball, just pop it in the net and we'll discuss your options afterwards."

hmmm? me thinks wrong thread

Vingdom · « **Reply #3166 on:** March 29, 2012, 12:47:01 am »

Quote from: CharlieAdamsLeftFoot on March 29, 2012, 12:46:16 am

hmmm? me thinks wrong thread

Yes, my mistake! Not sure if the procedure is to remove the comment or let the mods do it...

SenorGarcia · « **Reply #3167 on:** March 29, 2012, 01:10:02 am »

Quote from: Vingdom on March 29, 2012, 12:47:01 am

Yes, my mistake! Not sure if the procedure is to remove the comment or let the mods do it...

Just edit it and pretend you met someone famous

libby_lfc · « **Reply #3168 on:** March 29, 2012, 02:18:32 am »

Quote from: MolbyLovesGravy on March 28, 2012, 09:09:54 pm

Maybe he didn't read his contract before he signed and he is on a pay as you play.

Kovai Red · « **Reply #3169 on:** March 29, 2012, 12:11:07 pm »

Quote from: SenorGarcia on March 29, 2012, 01:10:02 am

Just edit it and pretend you met someone famous

dnkw · « **Reply #3170 on:** March 29, 2012, 12:21:30 pm »

Quote from: SenorGarcia on March 29, 2012, 01:10:02 am

Just edit it and pretend you met someone famous

.....as Bill Shankly was saying to me the other day - that sort of thing!

Livbes · « **Reply #3171 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:03:37 am »

Alex Gerrard with a chunky blonde lass going into San Carlo this evening.

andspecks · « **Reply #3172 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:26:44 am »

Quote from: Livbes on March 30, 2012, 12:03:37 am

Alex Gerrard with a chunky blonde lass going into San Carlo this evening.

I think you're the king of this game. Is there anyone you haven't run into, mate?

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3173 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:29:00 am »

Quote from: andspecks on March 30, 2012, 12:26:44 am

I think you're the king of this game. Is there anyone you haven't run into, mate?

ha ha, he is on the ball.

Umbarto · « **Reply #3174 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:38:22 am »

Quote from: Livbes on March 30, 2012, 12:03:37 am

Alex Gerrard with a chunky blonde lass going into San Carlo this evening.

Livbes · « **Reply #3175 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:07:07 am »

Quote from: And Could He Play on March 30, 2012, 12:29:00 am

ha ha, he is on the ball.

I was just walking past into town, heard her gabbing on the phone before i saw her. ^^ Ha ha you are not far wrong with that pic.

There was a stunning black Ferrari 599 outside too.

Discipline · « **Reply #3176 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:08:01 am »

Quote from: Livbes on March 30, 2012, 09:07:07 am

^^ Ha ha you are not far wrong with that pic.

In other words "RETREAT"

Carlito Roberto · « **Reply #3177 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:10:12 am »

Quote from: Livbes on March 28, 2012, 09:24:54 am

Dr. Brukner was leaving the building as i got home from work yesterday. He had a cardy wrapped around his shoulders and mirrored shades on. Cool. As. Fuck.

Bit like this?

**Glenn** · « **Reply #3178 on:** March 30, 2012, 11:41:12 am »

Walked past Liam Gallagher yesterday at the Albert Hall after the McCartney concert. As you can imagine he's a knobhead.

Said "alright Liam" to him and he just completely blanked us and then brushed shoulders with him. Tit.

L x

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3179 on:** March 30, 2012, 12:31:35 pm »

Quote from: Livbes on March 30, 2012, 09:07:07 am

I was just walking past into town, heard her gabbing on the phone before i saw her. ^^ Ha ha you are not far wrong with that pic.

There was a stunning black Ferrari 599 outside too.

thats how the other half live. bastards.

lukas · « **Reply #3180 on:** March 30, 2012, 01:55:15 pm »

Jonjo Shelvey on lark lane in his grey range rover sport wednesday, had a right face on him.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3181 on:** March 30, 2012, 04:15:27 pm »

Quote from: lukas on March 30, 2012, 01:55:15 pm

Jonjo Shelvey on lark lane in his grey range rover sport wednesday, had a right face on him.

and a baldy head.

SenorGarcia · « **Reply #3182 on:** March 30, 2012, 08:26:33 pm »

Quote from: lukas on March 30, 2012, 01:55:15 pm

Jonjo Shelvey on lark lane in his grey range rover sport wednesday, had a right face on him.

??

MrGrumpy · « **Reply #3183 on:** March 30, 2012, 09:56:48 pm »

Quote from: **Glenn** on March 30, 2012, 11:41:12 am

Walked past Liam Gallagher yesterday at the Albert Hall after the McCartney concert. As you can imagine he's a knobhead.

Said "alright Liam" to him and he just completely blanked us and then brushed shoulders with him. Tit.

L x

My better half used to live a few streets away from him in London and always says he was ok.

owens_2k · « **Reply #3184 on:** March 31, 2012, 11:32:28 am »

Id feel a bit weird myself if a complete stranger came up to me and said "Alright" followed by my name.

RideTheWalrus · « **Reply #3185 on:** March 31, 2012, 11:35:52 am »

Quote from: owens_2k on March 31, 2012, 11:32:28 am

Id feel a bit weird myself if a complete stranger came up to me and said "Alright" followed by my name.

Be used to it by now though.

jackh · « **Reply #3186 on:** March 31, 2012, 12:02:55 pm »

Quote from: archie87 on March 28, 2012, 08:59:38 pm

Doni was sitting outside the Richmond Tavern before having a scran. He was with a girl. Someones wound him up there. The food is shite in there. Didn't expect a professional footballer to be concerned about 2 meals for £7.

Thought I saw him at the petrol station at Tesco Mather Avenue during the last week or two - the motor supported my belief. Thatsaid, he seemed a lot slimmer than I'd ever imagined from the training pics, etc.

Also, I'm pretty sure I saw Charlie Adam outside the Quarter on Falkner St a week or so ago (the day his injury was confirmed).

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3187 on:** March 31, 2012, 01:11:41 pm »

Quote from: jackh on March 31, 2012, 12:02:55 pm

Thought I saw him at the petrol station at Tesco Mather Avenue during the last week or two - the motor supported my belief. Thatsaid, he seemed a lot slimmer than I'd ever imagined from the training pics, etc.

Also, I'm pretty sure I saw Charlie Adam outside the Quarter on Falkner St a week or so ago (the day his injury was confirmed).

Ferrari Italia?

skidz73 · « **Reply #3188 on:** March 31, 2012, 02:58:22 pm »

Quote from: ThepepeReina on March 25, 2012, 04:25:09 pm

The wink even more so!

Marty 85 · « **Reply #3189 on:** March 31, 2012, 03:20:21 pm »

Quote from: dnkw on March 29, 2012, 12:21:30 pm

.....as Bill Shankly was saying to me the other day - that sort of thing!

still the wrong thread mate. You should be here...http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=41236.0

TheRedBaron · « **Reply #3190 on:** April 2, 2012, 08:15:54 pm »

Was working in a bar on allerton road today when no other than Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan come in for a few drinks. Two of the locals at the bar were slagging him off as usual and when I look up and he's standing right behind then, was a bit weird. He was proper sound, got a photo with him and he even bought me a pint. Asked him why he fell over against newcastle and he just said he's not used to running that fast and burst out laughing, didnt know whether to laugh or cry.

**Glenn** · « **Reply #3191 on:** April 2, 2012, 08:18:52 pm »

Quote from: TheRedBaron on April 2, 2012, 08:15:54 pm

Was working in a bar on allerton road today when no other than Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan come in for a few drinks. Two of the locals at the bar were slagging him off as usual and when I look up and he's standing right behind then, was a bit weird. He was proper sound, got a photo with him and he even bought me a pint. Asked him why he fell over against newcastle and he just said he's not used to running that fast and burst out laughing, didnt know whether to laugh or cry.

Still a Geordie at heart.

c0burn · « **Reply #3192 on:** April 2, 2012, 08:20:12 pm »

Quote from: TheRedBaron on April 2, 2012, 08:15:54 pm

Was working in a bar on allerton road today when no other than Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan come in for a few drinks. Two of the locals at the bar were slagging him off as usual and when I look up and he's standing right behind then, was a bit weird. He was proper sound, got a photo with him and he even bought me a pint. Asked him why he fell over against newcastle and he just said he's not used to running that fast and burst out laughing, didnt know whether to laugh or cry.

:/

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3193 on:** April 2, 2012, 08:30:33 pm »

Quote from: TheRedBaron on April 2, 2012, 08:15:54 pm

Was working in a bar on allerton road today when no other than Andy Carroll and Kevin Nolan come in for a few drinks. Two of the locals at the bar were slagging him off as usual and when I look up and he's standing right behind then, was a bit weird. He was proper sound, got a photo with him and he even bought me a pint. Asked him why he fell over against newcastle and he just said he's not used to running that fast and burst out laughing, didnt know whether to laugh or cry.

what bar?

TheRedBaron · « **Reply #3194 on:** April 2, 2012, 08:31:49 pm »

Pod. He was with a few other lads as well, think they were mates with Nolan.

El Denzel Pepito · « **Reply #3195 on:** April 2, 2012, 08:34:54 pm »

Not used to running that fast? WHAT?!

Matt8Pie · « **Reply #3196 on:** April 2, 2012, 08:36:15 pm »

Quote from: TheRedBaron on April 2, 2012, 08:15:54 pm

Asked him why he fell over against newcastle and he just said he's not used to running that fast and burst out laughing, didnt know whether to laugh or cry.

TheRedBaron · « **Reply #3197 on:** April 2, 2012, 08:36:47 pm »

Quote from: El Denzel Pepito on April 2, 2012, 08:34:54 pm

Not used to running that fast? WHAT?!

I think he was taking the piss to be honest mate, at least thats the way I took it. Seemed a really funny guy.

And Could He Play · « **Reply #3198 on:** April 2, 2012, 08:38:01 pm »

yeah, i have heard hes funny etc, He drinks in the hilton quite a bit. Got into a scrap in there not so long ago.

jaffod · « **Reply #3199 on:** April 2, 2012, 08:38:43 pm »

Can't help liking the big fella even though he seems like a fish out of water.