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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2960 on: December 17, 2011, 02:30:16 pm »
Phil Thompson in Liverpool One yesterday, having a little argument with his missus it looked like over the shopping :D

saw Sammy Lee in Pull & Bear, liverpool one, on wednesday with his wife, i presume.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2961 on: December 17, 2011, 02:37:05 pm »
Skrtel and Enrique in the Liverpool shop in Liverpool One yesterday. Didn't go in though the que was insane, would have been there all day

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2962 on: December 17, 2011, 03:06:22 pm »
In Park Road Tesco yesterday (Yes Park Road) and who is at the rotisserie counter trying to get the assistant to take chickens out of oven? Only Jose Enrique and his missus, a bit weird i thought buying a manky tesco chicken but hey ho.  By the way he has got a cracking fucking bird, no i don't mean the chicken!!!!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2963 on: December 19, 2011, 09:52:39 pm »
Mate's girlfriend apparently saw Kenny in Manchester Harvey Nichols earlier today.
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Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2964 on: December 23, 2011, 09:28:48 pm »
Damien Comolli in Waitrose Formby this afternoon

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2965 on: December 23, 2011, 09:35:51 pm »
Damien Comolli in Waitrose Formby this afternoon
What was he looking at/buying??
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2966 on: December 23, 2011, 10:27:19 pm »
What was he looking at/buying??

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2967 on: December 23, 2011, 10:42:28 pm »
Saw Claire Rourke in town last night looking fit as usual.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2968 on: December 23, 2011, 11:05:34 pm »
Saw Claire Rourke in town last night looking fit as usual.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2969 on: December 24, 2011, 12:08:42 am »
Was sitting with Flanagan in The Sefton in West Derby before, genuinely nice lad who was on the lemonade while we were all on the lash. He's my mates mate kind of thing, seen him before but never have a proper sit down around him. Offered everyone bevvies all night without coming over as a big shot, nice lad but he didn't give too much away!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2970 on: December 24, 2011, 12:12:48 am »
Saw Alan Kennedy downstairs at halftime at the Wigan match.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2971 on: December 24, 2011, 12:28:43 am »
Shook hands and wished Cris Lawler all the best  in Tesco Prescot Yesterday, crackin players he was.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2972 on: December 24, 2011, 02:09:38 am »
funny story about pepe reina , thought it would be suited in this thread. mate went to the liverpool game, he is a light brown bean pole bald guy. mate went to anfield for a game 2 seasons ago. stayed around in liverpool after for some shopping , on his way back home he pulls up along side pepe reina at some lights. obviously my mates cant belive it and are like going mental telling him how great he is etc. Pepe is laughing having a joke with them and before the lights go green points at my mate and goes "you look like freddie kanoute!" and drives off! was pissing myself when they told me!

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2973 on: December 24, 2011, 02:36:43 am »
In Park Road Tesco yesterday (Yes Park Road) and who is at the rotisserie counter trying to get the assistant to take chickens out of oven? Only Jose Enrique and his missus, a bit weird i thought buying a manky tesco chicken but hey ho.  By the way he has got a cracking fucking bird, no i don't mean the chicken!!!!


Ahh gutted! I'm always in there, must go about 4-5 times a week for snacks n shite or when im bored.. Gunna keep an eye on the people i pass now instead of covering me eyes with my fringe and turkeying past people with my basket full of shite.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2974 on: December 24, 2011, 03:26:48 pm »
i have seen Mark Wright, tiwce in two days, once of dale street alone, then yesterday walking past the hard days hotel with what must have been his wife, blonde woman.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2975 on: December 25, 2011, 02:05:22 pm »
Was in Zara in Liverpool One yesterday wandering around aimlessly while the girlfriend looked around. Decided to go and stand in the queue at the till in order to save time, and realized that Sebastian Coates was in right in front of me (with someone who may have been his dad). He was buying a ladies overcoat for 89.99. Seemed a little grumpy so didn't want to strike up conversation but that was quite exciting for a short while.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2976 on: December 25, 2011, 02:12:49 pm »
Seen the legend Gary Mac in Kings Cross station about a month ago.

Had a quick chat with him before I got on the train back to the promise land.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2977 on: December 25, 2011, 11:23:51 pm »
Whilst shopping in town yesterday seen Everton youngster Ross Barkley in Gian Carlo Ricci then seen Sebastion Coates in L1 with some old bloke haha
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2978 on: December 26, 2011, 12:03:47 am »
i have seen Mark Wright, tiwce in two days, once of dale street alone, then yesterday walking past the hard days hotel with what must have been his wife, blonde woman.

that towie person? did you punch him?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2979 on: December 26, 2011, 12:07:10 am »
that towie person? did you punch him?

noooooooooooooooo.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2980 on: December 26, 2011, 12:10:41 am »
noooooooooooooooo.

Mark wright, the ex red.

ah my mistake.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2981 on: December 26, 2011, 05:56:11 pm »
Gary Mac was in Barclays in leeds last week with the premiership trophy, was delighted to sign my 2 2001 shirts and a picture, nice guy too.


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2982 on: December 27, 2011, 12:21:25 am »
Went down for a piss in the main stand just before KO. Walked past Steve Rotheram, then I realise I'm having a piss next to Alan Hansen and then at HT get a beer and turn round and Guillem Balague is necking one down at the back of the concourse ;D

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2983 on: December 27, 2011, 12:45:31 am »
Stevie Gerrard in The Gallery in Formby having a fair few bevvies with his mates (he was on half lagers)

Some bird was trying it on with him (who I think he knew) but he palmed her off and two of Stevie's mates swooped in and made sure she didnt go close to him and tried it on themselves with her.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2984 on: December 27, 2011, 01:10:19 am »
Andy carrol in the hilton an hour ago, with birds all over him.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2985 on: December 27, 2011, 01:19:24 am »
Stevie Gerrard in The Gallery in Formby having a fair few bevvies with his mates (he was on half lagers)

Some bird was trying it on with him (who I think he knew) but he palmed her off and two of Stevie's mates swooped in and made sure she didnt go close to him and tried it on themselves with her.

Teamwork.
Andy carrol in the hilton an hour ago, with birds all over him.

The life of a modern day footballer eh.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2986 on: December 27, 2011, 01:27:12 am »
http://lockerz.com/s/168730085

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2987 on: December 27, 2011, 01:27:34 am »
Good to know, that Andy will score something at last today.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2988 on: December 27, 2011, 01:35:15 am »
http://lockerz.com/s/168730085

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2989 on: December 27, 2011, 01:44:52 am »
It's probably been posted somewhere, but I can't find it...

... who gave Andy the shiner?

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2990 on: December 27, 2011, 02:06:03 am »
Andy carrol in the hilton an hour ago, with birds all over him.

At least he's scoring THAT way...

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2991 on: December 27, 2011, 07:26:37 pm »
Stevie Gerrard in The Gallery in Formby having a fair few bevvies with his mates (he was on half lagers)

Some bird was trying it on with him (who I think he knew) but he palmed her off and two of Stevie's mates swooped in and made sure she didnt go close to him and tried it on themselves with her.

Teamwork.

Update: after I left his wife turned up pissed, she then drank a bit more and spewed everywhere. My girlfriend's cousin who works there had to clean it up, what a claim to fame!
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2992 on: December 27, 2011, 08:01:40 pm »
It's probably been posted somewhere, but I can't find it...

... who gave Andy the shiner?

Injured in training apparently.
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2993 on: December 27, 2011, 08:16:58 pm »
Stevie Gerrard in The Gallery in Formby having a fair few bevvies with his mates (he was on half lagers)

Some bird was trying it on with him (who I think he knew) but he palmed her off and two of Stevie's mates swooped in and made sure she didnt go close to him and tried it on themselves with her.

Teamwork.
then they went to the tai pan restaurant. also on half lagers. 2 fellas and a woman
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2994 on: December 27, 2011, 08:17:40 pm »
Injured in training apparently.


Someone twatted him on lark lane.

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2995 on: December 27, 2011, 08:19:02 pm »
Someone twatted him on lark lane.

sounds about right.
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« Reply #2996 on: December 27, 2011, 10:23:31 pm »
What was he looking at/buying??
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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2997 on: December 27, 2011, 10:23:48 pm »
Are 'backdated' bumping-intos allowed here??

I mean really backdated?

I'm talking 1978?

Picture the scene....

I'm 9 years old and I'm collecting panini footie stickers for the Argentina 78 world cup. I go down to the newsagents with me mate, and we've both been having no luck whatsoever getting Kenny's Scotland sticker, even though our albums are fairly heavy and we've got tons of swaps.

I buy a few sticker packs and me mate's got a couple more bob on him than me, so in order to talk him into buying me a mars bar I tell him that if I get Kenny in my sticker packs, he can have him.

[I really didn't believe that Kenny would be coming out of any of the packs I'd bought, so I thought I was doing good business..]

Yep...you've guessed it, I'm tearing open me stickers and as I'm thumbing through them in front of me mate....out pops the sacred Kenny for Scotland sticker !!!

Talk about a test of character for one so young.

Anyway, me mate looked at me with a " Go on gobshite....make good on your word " kind of look, and I'm proud to say that I didn't even flinch as I handed it over to him.

[Me Pa always taught me to be a man of my word....kind of thing..]

With the benefit of hindsight, If he'd been a real mate...he would have just been happy to test me on this, and having satisfied himself that I was going to hand it over, he should have just pressed it back into me hand knowing just how bonkers I was about Kenny.

But no...he just swiped it right off me with a smirk and that was that !!!

Anyway...

[And this is why I know there IS a God...]

Later that autumn....me Ma and Pa took me and our kid to a *restaurant in Southport. This was a once every few months kind of thing for us because me Pa was by no means minted...

* [The Little Gourmet]

We walk in waiting to be seated, and whose just sitting there finishing off his grub but Kenny and his missus.

I was 9 years old for god's sake and there was me hero just sitting there sucking the fat off his lamb chops!!

Me Ma and Pa clocked him too, and they then looked at me as though sensing the danger of me having a joyous heart attack.

Long story short:  [Or is too late for that now?]

Got a handshake and a few nice wee words off Kenny, a signed napkin...[since lost and I'm gutted]...and ended up sitting in the chair he'd just vacated. It was still warm from his arse and I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.

I was 9 years old and I fucking loved the man...

I'm now 42 years old and nothing has changed.


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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2998 on: December 30, 2011, 02:30:48 pm »
Jack Robinson was out in town last nigh like, on the phone to Rodolfo and Kenny! :P

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Re: Guess who I just met in the Asda?!
« Reply #2999 on: December 30, 2011, 02:42:47 pm »
Are 'backdated' bumping-intos allowed here??

I mean really backdated?

I'm talking 1978?

Picture the scene....

I'm 9 years old and I'm collecting panini footie stickers for the Argentina 78 world cup. I go down to the newsagents with me mate, and we've both been having no luck whatsoever getting Kenny's Scotland sticker, even though our albums are fairly heavy and we've got tons of swaps.

I buy a few sticker packs and me mate's got a couple more bob on him than me, so in order to talk him into buying me a mars bar I tell him that if I get Kenny in my sticker packs, he can have him.

[I really didn't believe that Kenny would be coming out of any of the packs I'd bought, so I thought I was doing good business..]

Yep...you've guessed it, I'm tearing open me stickers and as I'm thumbing through them in front of me mate....out pops the sacred Kenny for Scotland sticker !!!

Talk about a test of character for one so young.

Anyway, me mate looked at me with a " Go on gobshite....make good on your word " kind of look, and I'm proud to say that I didn't even flinch as I handed it over to him.

[Me Pa always taught me to be a man of my word....kind of thing..]

With the benefit of hindsight, If he'd been a real mate...he would have just been happy to test me on this, and having satisfied himself that I was going to hand it over, he should have just pressed it back into me hand knowing just how bonkers I was about Kenny.

But no...he just swiped it right off me with a smirk and that was that !!!

Anyway...

[And this is why I know there IS a God...]

Later that autumn....me Ma and Pa took me and our kid to a *restaurant in Southport. This was a once every few months kind of thing for us because me Pa was by no means minted...

* [The Little Gourmet]

We walk in waiting to be seated, and whose just sitting there finishing off his grub but Kenny and his missus.

I was 9 years old for god's sake and there was me hero just sitting there sucking the fat off his lamb chops!!

Me Ma and Pa clocked him too, and they then looked at me as though sensing the danger of me having a joyous heart attack.

Long story short:  [Or is too late for that now?]

Got a handshake and a few nice wee words off Kenny, a signed napkin...[since lost and I'm gutted]...and ended up sitting in the chair he'd just vacated. It was still warm from his arse and I thought I'd died and gone to heaven.

I was 9 years old and I fucking loved the man...

I'm now 42 years old and nothing has changed.


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