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Bale is past his best these days, or at least unreliable fitness wise but I’d rather have him and silly money than Pogba.

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but but but according to Paul Parker the main job of a right back is to defend.  ;D

getting stuck in there! as the pundits and commentary like it. Blood, guts and gore defending!

Mixed signals aplenty as some man u fans think that he is the next reincarnation of cafu with beautifully edited youtube clips with thumping bass of AWB running around beating players in the opposition half. But some fans hoping that their record signing right back is more of a steady presence in defence. Seems like they have no idea what they want either.

maybe there wont be much of a change in a coaching perspective as ole methods translate well like uncle roy's


To be fair - it is ;D

But these days, fullbacks are playing the same game as box-to-box midfielders, so they need to be great all rounders. Which is why they've become super important tactically.
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Here we go again, SSN bigging up Utd. They're buying Longstaff and won't be dictated by Pogba because they're the biggest club in the world.

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MEN saying Real have offered £72 mill plus Bale or Isco for Pogba

£72 million and Isco? I'd be biting their hand off.

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Saul ? Would have to be blind to go there. Road to Damascus moment surely ?
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""Everyone within the club from the manager to the owner knows Paul’s wishes.
“Everyone knows the willingness of Paul to move on. We are in the process of that"

Mino Raiola.

But...but...but...Simon Stone at the beeb say's his absence from training has been agreed so he can recuperate after his exhausting last 2 years....it's the BB...fucking.....C, mate, the BBC...
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The staff won’t be there long, if there main midfield target is Longstaff.
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The staff won’t be there long, if there main midfield target is Longstaff.

Still not as bad as replacing Mascherano with Christian Poulsen.

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Andreas Pereira has signed a contract extension until June 2023.

Good to see their policy of clearing out the deadwood and making room for new transfers to strengthen the team is going well.

To be fair to him, Pereira actually seems like a decent player. He's wasted there

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I'm not believing for a second Real will pay them 72M+Isco. They may not even give 72M alone.

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They might not offer 72m, but they'd definitely offer 72m+Bale just to get rid of him.  ;D

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If the pay 50 million for Longstaff, I will laugh my blcks off

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If the pay 50 million for Longstaff, I will laugh my blcks off

So will Ashley...he's got previous
« Last Edit: July 5, 2019, 10:26:17 pm by vivabobbycurmudgeongraham »
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I have seen nothing of Longstaff.  What does he do, and why does Ole want him? 

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I have seen nothing of Longstaff.  What does he do, and why does Ole want him? 

They were linked with him a few weeks ago, and I can't remember who but someone on the radio was trying to justify why he would be a great signing, and his main argument was that when Newcastle beat City, Longstaff covered the most ground/ran the most, so he must be a good addition.
50 million sounds about right if its Utd buying, pay it Woody go on

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If your moral compass is Piers Moron then I ask you to think whether someone who oversaw illegal phone hacking and published fake pictures depicting War Crimes is an appropriate person to look up to. In fact, I'd suggest you're a bit of a c*nt.

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Who the fuck is Longstaff?
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Who the fuck is Longstaff?




                                      ------ Mr. Longstaff I presume?


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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Still not as bad as replacing Mascherano with Christian Poulsen.

His name was Christian Poulsen
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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£50m for Longstaff and about £80m for Maguire should do it, Ed. That'd be about £200m well spent on British talent this summer. McTominay and Longstaff in midfield is what dreams are made of.

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"I don't know why he's leaving or where he's gonna go
I guess he's got his reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Longstaff
Longstaff?
Who the fuck is Longstaff?"
Chubby Brown did it best  ;D
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Just watching a programme on Sky Arts about the Iron Maiden album Number of the Beast and they were telling the story of a car crash bill, where Martin Birch hit a van full of Nuns on a Sunday and the repair bill to the Range Rover he was driving was £666.

Just cannot get away from those 6's can we ;D

I don't get the relevance but link me up.  ;)
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£50m for Longstaff and about £80m for Maguire should do it, Ed. That'd be about £200m well spent on British talent this summer. McTominay and Longstaff in midfield is what dreams are made of.

Imagine watching that every week.
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£50m for Longstaff and about £80m for Maguire should do it, Ed. That'd be about £200m well spent on British talent this summer. McTominay and Longstaff in midfield is what dreams are made of.
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They were linked with him a few weeks ago, and I can't remember who but someone on the radio was trying to justify why he would be a great signing, and his main argument was that when Newcastle beat City, Longstaff covered the most ground/ran the most, so he must be a good addition.
50 million sounds about right if its Utd buying, pay it Woody go on
I suppose, if someone can put the shift in, it frees up Pogba do to what he's best at?
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Solskjær will set them back years with this shite brit-core experiment just as Comollis did with us in the early 10s.

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Like the second coming of Scholes and Butt.

So much for the class of 92 eh, bringing players through and all that. Desperate times.
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I suppose, if someone can put the shift in, it frees up Pogba do to what he's best at?

                                                             
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Unsure we’re they finish next season. I think they’ll eventually get Maguire for around £80m but they need much more than that, especially with Pogba having virtually a foot out the door. They need another three or four very good players to get to Spurs’ level but I just can’t see who they’re going to attract that will make a significant impact.
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Solskjær will set them back years with this shite brit-core experiment just as Comollis did with us in the early 10s.

Daft comparison

We signed the wrong players. It looks to me like United are signing the cream of English players. If they can sign Wan-Bissaka, Maguire and Longstaff for around £180 million that’ll be very shrewd, clever business.
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Daft comparison

We signed the wrong players. It looks to me like United are signing the cream of English players. If they can sign Wan-Bissaka, Maguire and Longstaff for around £180 million that’ll be very shrewd, clever business.

Yep. Tom Davies and Calvert-Lewin next...
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Yep. Tom Davies and Calvert-Lewin next...

Hope not mate, hope not.

If they get Maguire and Longstaff over the line and THEN sign someone like Callum Wilson if Lukaku leaves then they’ll be set
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Hope Pogback can't get a move after all, his attitude next season will really stink.... Oh wait how will we tell the difference?
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Solskjær will set them back years with this shite brit-core experiment just as Comollis did with us in the early 10s.

He'll just set them back by being a well below average manager to be honest. I still can't believe he got the job.
Soccer - let's face it, its not really about a game of ball anymore is it?

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I suppose, if someone can put the shift in, it frees up Pogba do to what he's best at?

Not sure what you mean here, he's not good at anything is he? That includes social media and dabbing. I guess he is good at getting money for nothing but that's probably down to his agent
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Daft comparison

We signed the wrong players. It looks to me like United are signing the cream of English players. If they can sign Wan-Bissaka, Maguire and Longstaff for around £180 million that’ll be very shrewd, clever business.

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Soccer - let's face it, its not really about a game of ball anymore is it?

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I suppose, if someone can put the shift in, it frees up Pogba do to what he's best at?

Making commercials?
Soccer - let's face it, its not really about a game of ball anymore is it?