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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #240 on: Today at 09:16:31 am »
Conspiracy loons will have a field day. Tyrant dying in shite weather in a shite helicopter just won't do. Anyways good riddance..

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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #241 on: Today at 11:03:24 am »
Conspiracy loons will have a field day. Tyrant dying in shite weather in a shite helicopter just won't do. Anyways good riddance..

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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #242 on: Today at 11:23:51 am »
Conspiracy loons will have a field day. Tyrant dying in shite weather in a shite helicopter just won't do. Anyways good riddance..

The typical formula for conspiracy 'theorists' is talking about something they have little to knowledge of:

> Helicopter technology - 0%
> Impact of fog on navigation - 0%
> Terrain of East Azerbaijan Province of Iran - 0%

Conclusion:

> It had to have been the result of actions by (insert name here).
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #243 on: Today at 02:43:24 pm »
Mossad ….always mossad
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #244 on: Today at 03:57:24 pm »
The typical formula for conspiracy 'theorists' is talking about something they have little to knowledge of:

> Helicopter technology - 0%
> Impact of fog on navigation - 0%
> Terrain of East Azerbaijan Province of Iran - 0%

Conclusion:

> It had to have been the result of actions by (insert name here).

Acceleration due to gravity?
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #245 on: Today at 04:03:45 pm »
Mossad ….always mossad


The mossad agent responsible has been named - Eli Copter
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #246 on: Today at 05:28:44 pm »
He won't be missed.
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #247 on: Today at 05:55:15 pm »

The mossad agent responsible has been named - Eli Copter
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #248 on: Today at 06:06:15 pm »

The mossad agent responsible has been named - Eli Copter
That's very good.
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #249 on: Today at 07:10:02 pm »
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Re: Kicking Off in Iran....Again
« Reply #250 on: Today at 09:02:49 pm »
Seen the EU has sent its condolences, which is a bit mad