Fortune favours United. . . again!
I've just wiped the sticky residue from my bellend onto the television screen. Taste it Leo. You deserve it.
I would honestly let Wijnaldum jizz in my face right now
You should literally be skinned for such a fucking daft answer
I will eat my own shit if city win this...
I'll save the ejaculation for when we win the Premier League.
United used to win titles on easy street, time for us to take over that real estate
Redcafe down
If he was Dudek would've saved it...and there would be no film.
My mate is Sarah Harding's cousin from girls aloud, he looks a fair but like her which is a bit weird when i'm cracking one off over MTV like
Stupid owen waiting to celebrate until the news broke
Not saying my ex girlfriend was a slag but even the label in her knickers said next.