Topic: "Green and Gold, it's O5e from Molde!" - Cornering like a reliant robin..

[gerrardisgod]

Perhaps he could bring in Guendouzi...

Groom him...

Good luck with that hair.

[BabuYagu]

2016/17 Lukaku (at Everton)
130,7 minutes per goal
Since signing for United
181,9 minutes per goal

2016/17 Sanchez (at Arsenal)
134,3 minutes per goal
Since signing for United
470 minutes per goal

Who is the next big name forward they will sign and regress massively under Mourinho's stiffling tactics? Kane? Bale? Griezmann? Lewandowski?

[Crosby Nick]

Probably wants Milito and Materazzi.

[afc tukrish]

Good luck with that hair.

Yes, um, that was the joke...

[burriana]

Since signing for United
470 minutes per goal

That's astonishing. You'd have to watch almost 8 hours of dire Mou-ball to see him score a single goal and he'll trouser 500,000 quid every week in the process.

[idontknow]

Yes, um, that was the joke...

Gets difficult in here sometimes 

[12C]

Imagine if they get McGuire and put him on the Lukaku diet...

[Schmidt]

2016/17 Lukaku (at Everton)
130,7 minutes per goal
Since signing for United
181,9 minutes per goal

2016/17 Sanchez (at Arsenal)
134,3 minutes per goal
Since signing for United
470 minutes per goal

Who is the next big name forward they will sign and regress massively under Mourinho's stiffling tactics? Kane? Bale? Griezmann? Lewandowski?

The stars seem to be aligning for Bale; big name, almost 30, would cost a fortune and demand huge wages, tall and fast and a defender turned into an attacker (so prime for being turned back into a defender).

[Iska]

Either him or another return for Drogba.

[newterp]

Imagine if they get McGuire and put him on the Lukaku diet...

why not got for Keane? He's actually slighter better than VvD.

[newterp]

The stars seem to be aligning for Bale; big name, almost 30, would cost a fortune and demand huge wages, tall and fast and a defender turned into an attacker (so prime for being turned back into a defender).

get's injured a lot too. That's important as JoMo likes to have his excuses pre-built.

[Ratboy3G]

Probably wants Milito and Materazzi.

Drogba and Carvalho, surely

[afc tukrish]

Gets difficult in here sometimes 

Thought the twinned mophead hairstyles, "grooming," made that fairly obvious, must work harder, me...

[PaulF]

If martial and rashford are about to be pushed down the pecking order.....

[vicar]

I hope they spend £80m on Maguire

[idontknow]

why not got for Keane? He's actually slighter better than VvD.

He's actually 'substantially' better, although Virgil is 'decent'.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Drogba and Carvalho, surely

Ha exactly what I thought

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Breaking BBC :

Phoenix Rising are steeling themselves for a monster bid for all-star attacker Didier Drogba. The club will find it difficult to repulse the offer for their fan-favourite forward who has racked up an incredible 14 goals in just 22 appearances this season. José Mourinho speaking from the hotel bar in the travel lodge spoke to us between bites of a pot noodle that Drogba could still do a job for United and he was prepared to offer a lucrative deal in bonus and a weekly wage of around £800,000 a week. The striker is likely to command a fee of around £97M from the American club. Drogba in an interview said "Aye bob on pet, I canna turn it down, like since I'm Oooonah of the club and I'd pocket all the dough."

[El Lobo]

[Crosby Nick]

It was all going so well until Drogba turned out to be Geordie. Just lost a bit of realism for me after that.

[exiledintheUSA]

Breaking BBC :
 

Phoenix suck.

[Musketeer Gripweed]

Rooney is back on form. Just saying.

[Lush is the best medicine...]

He wants a goal scorer? Wtf is Lukaku supposed to be then? The troll who eats under performing players?

sanchez used to be a decent goal scorer too

[BabuYagu]

sanchez used to be a decent goal scorer too

Goal every 1.5 games until Mourinho got his hands on him and made him the worlds most expensive fullback.

[BrandoLFC]

Sitting here wondering how I got such bad luck that I'm not getting paid millions of pounds to basically do nothing.  Hire an assistant to do the actual coaching during the practice sessions, throw the majority of the team under the bus while taking no blame at all for consistently poor performances and then get rewarded with more money to spend on newer players while making millions yourself with almost no risk of it stopping.

[harleydanger]

John Terry has put down his glass of red and told the kids to get off the fucking phone, he is expecting a call

[mkingdon]

I love how this club operates.

Hire a manager who buys over priced players and makes them worse. Obvious solution is to give that manager more money to do it again. It's a beautiful thing.

Maguire would cost the same as VVD, in the eyes of Leicester anyway, and United will have to pay it.

Please, please, please sign Bale for Ronaldo money.

That's another £200m in fees alone.

The fact that "JoMo" has already signed several shite CBs, ruined Lukaku, Martial and Sanchez and stifled Rashford's progression should in no way restrict his right to spunk another £200m.

[1892tillforever]

2016/17 Lukaku (at Everton)
130,7 minutes per goal
Since signing for United
181,9 minutes per goal

2016/17 Sanchez (at Arsenal)
134,3 minutes per goal
Since signing for United
470 minutes per goal

Who is the next big name forward they will sign and regress massively under Mourinho's stiffling tactics? Kane? Bale? Griezmann? Lewandowski?

Morata 

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Manchester United ready to back José Mourinho with £100m-plus in January

• Transfer window funds available if right deals struck
• Manager wants a central defender and goalscorer



José Mourinho will be backed in January to strengthen Manchester United if the right deal is possible in what can be a difficult transfer window to find value.

The manager wants a central defender and goalscoring forward after unsuccessfully trying to sign each in the summer.

More than £100m is potentially available. Mourinho was interested in Real Madrid’s Raphaël Varane before the start of the season and United were prepared to pay that level of money for the 25-year-old had the transfer been possible. The same degree of finance remains.

Leicester City’s Harry Maguire and Bayern Munich’s Jérôme Boateng were two other Mourinho targets at centre-back but United declined to pursue them as the board did not believe either was an upgrade.

This caused the manager some disquiet and it is understood he will be supported in the winter window should a player who can improve the squad become available.

After Sunday’s 2-1 win over Everton Mourinho pointed to the lack of recent collective firepower from Romelu Lukaku and Marcus Rashford, highlighting how there has been only one goal from them in the past nine games.

Last January Alexis Sánchez was signed in a swap deal that took Henrik Mkhitaryan to Arsenal. The Chilean has been a disappointment but this has not discouraged the willingness to enter the winter market.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/oct/29/manchester-united-back-jose-mourinho-january-transfer-window-100m

Is that enough to get Neymar, Bale, Kane and Messi?

[Red Beret]

2016/17 Lukaku (at Everton)
130,7 minutes per goal
Since signing for United
181,9 minutes per goal

2016/17 Sanchez (at Arsenal)
134,3 minutes per goal
Since signing for United
470 minutes per goal

Who is the next big name forward they will sign and regress massively under Mourinho's stiffling tactics? Kane? Bale? Griezmann? Lewandowski?

Wondering if anybody over at red café has stumbled onto these stats yet.  Lukaku alone could end up costing them as much as £90m - are the add ons triggered by the number of goals he's scored??  If so Maureen's fixed it so it wont be an issue!

[Skeeve]

Imagine if they get McGuire and put him on the Lukaku diet...

The rest of his body would finally match his forehead? 

[BabuYagu]

Morata 

Can Morata regress at that point? Phil Jones seems to be the only direction I can see where he starts scoring but in the wrong goal

[BabuYagu]

Imagine if they get McGuire and put him on the Lukaku diet...

Getting Maguire would be very interesting. He might even look great in Mourinho's low block. Then when Mourinho gets shit canned and they have a coach wanting to play attacking football with a high line - suddenly you have a player that needs a 15 minute warning when you want him to turn around. Can you even imagine him trying to defend Mbappe high up the pitch?

[12C]

The rest of his body would finally match his forehead? 

Baddum tish!

[Nessy76]

Rooney is back on form. Just saying.

You know, Manchester United could solve absolutely all of their problems by simply upping sticks and moving to join MLS.

[sinnermichael]

David De Gea was planning on going out dressed as a ghost for Halloween tomorrow but he can't find a clean sheet.

[Johns_Barn]

Dunno if this is true, just passin' it on:

[newterp]

Dunno if this is true, just passin' it on:

I’ve decided it’s true. Like trump.

[CraigDS]

I see Pogba has made some social media video about his penalty run up.

I wouldn't mind but the daft c*nt missed the pen and got luck the rebound landed at his feet.

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Dunno if this is true, just passin' it on: