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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #40 on: February 5, 2024, 06:14:22 pm »
Danny Dyer is next in line if this bunch all happen to die...

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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #41 on: February 5, 2024, 06:15:10 pm »
Titter yee not - Through blood lines and services to the crown, I am officially, 47th in line to the throne. I’ll have you know.

What what.

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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #42 on: February 5, 2024, 06:17:12 pm »
Was waiting on local news bulletin at 6 and instead it cut to breaking national news and still going on.  Local news scrapped it appears.

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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #43 on: February 5, 2024, 06:21:49 pm »
Chops, you might be one step closer to becoming king.

By my calculation you only have to knock off around 54 million people and you'll get to wear a shiny gold hat at a jaunty angle.

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Just seen the list. 54,000,014 to be exact.
 
Apparently there are two more RAWKites ahead of him, one of whom interestingly is 12th on the list.
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #44 on: February 5, 2024, 06:22:28 pm »
Our Nichs head looks well wrecked. If Charlie goes, he’ll be suicidal a reckon.

The hopes and prayers of a nation, are with him, and I think some will be rooting for the Keizer, as well.
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #45 on: February 5, 2024, 06:23:10 pm »
Just seen the list. 54,000,014 to be exact.
 
Apparently there are two more RAWKites ahead of him, one of whom interestingly is 12th on the list.

That list never seems to come down. This lot kee it in the family worse than a pair of Anfield ST holders.

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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #46 on: February 5, 2024, 06:28:15 pm »
Was waiting on local news bulletin at 6 and instead it cut to breaking national news and still going on.  Local news scrapped it appears.
Just put ITV3 on Downtown wasn’t interrupted and Heartbeats on shortly
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #47 on: February 5, 2024, 06:29:22 pm »
Just seen the list. 54,000,014 to be exact.
 
Apparently there are two more RAWKites ahead of him, one of whom interestingly is 12th on the list.
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #48 on: February 5, 2024, 06:34:11 pm »
Nichs wearing a black tie, already. OMFG he’s going to die.
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #49 on: February 5, 2024, 06:34:27 pm »
Just put ITV3 on Downtown wasn’t interrupted and Heartbeats on shortly

Now would be a decent time for you to fuck up my Sky box again
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #50 on: February 5, 2024, 06:35:38 pm »
Chops, you might be one step closer to becoming king.

By my calculation you only have to knock off around 54 million people and you'll get to wear a shiny gold hat at a jaunty angle.

God Save King Chopper I

Better chance than getting a seasie at Anfield.
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #51 on: February 5, 2024, 06:40:33 pm »
Another bank holiday soon?

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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #52 on: February 5, 2024, 06:45:13 pm »
ITV News lead has just described the monarchy’s reign as Supernatural.

Hmmm, stokes the fire of the lizards debate that one.
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #53 on: February 5, 2024, 07:17:03 pm »
Just put ITV3 on Downtown wasn’t interrupted and Heartbeats on shortly

It’s still on ITV 1.  One hour and 15 mins and counting.  Reporters are all cancer experts now.  Wonder if coverage will end by Easter.

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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #54 on: February 5, 2024, 07:25:00 pm »
Now would be a decent time for you to fuck up my Sky box again
😬 I hope that’s not in reference to Heartbeat ya philistine
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #55 on: February 5, 2024, 07:25:25 pm »
It’s still on ITV 1.  One hour and 15 mins and counting.  Reporters are all cancer experts now.  Wonder if coverage will end by Easter.
Only if he’s dead by then
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #56 on: February 5, 2024, 07:56:05 pm »
To be fair, a good thing that will come of this will be raising awareness and encouraging people to get check ups. The downside is that the NHS is so fucking broken that receiving effective checks and treatments will be months to years in the making.

However, one bad thing that could happen is that in the short term it causes a sudden surge of people wanting check ups that overloads the system.
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #57 on: February 5, 2024, 08:00:41 pm »
Must be serious. The ginger exile is coming back
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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #58 on: February 5, 2024, 08:10:07 pm »
Must be serious. The ginger exile is coming back

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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #59 on: February 5, 2024, 08:12:28 pm »
Only if he’s dead by then


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Re: Nicholas Witchell Royal Correspondent is Having a Baby
« Reply #60 on: February 5, 2024, 09:46:01 pm »
As KJ said in the other thread there's few rawkites that haven't witnessed someone really close to them suffer with cancer.
It is a bastard.
Seriously, of all the illnesses do we have to?