Author Topic: Father Ted (Read 137436 times)

J-PH · « **on:** February 12, 2004, 11:03:17 pm »

I swear you'll piss yer pants at some of these!!

http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/comedy_games/father_ted/sound_bites.jsp

Millsee · « **Reply #1 on:** February 13, 2004, 12:36:30 am »

Quality.

Thanks

Jonny_H · « **Reply #2 on:** February 13, 2004, 04:39:16 am »

brilliant

Buck Pete · « **Reply #3 on:** March 12, 2007, 01:59:34 pm »

Cant believe the Father Ted thread had only got 3 posts!!

anyway...

Watched the Pat Mustard one last night. Love the bit where Pat Mustard comes out of one of the housewives houses without his troursers on.

he goes running back

'God, i've forgot me fecking trousers'

Bazmeen · « **Reply #4 on:** March 12, 2007, 02:01:04 pm »

Quote from: Buck Pete on March 12, 2007, 01:59:34 pm

Cant believe the Father Ted thread had only got 3 posts!!

anyway...

Watched the Pat Mustard one last night. Love the bit where Pat Mustard comes out of one of the housewives houses without his troursers on.

he goes running back

'God, i've forgot me fecking trousers'

You know there seems to be an awful lot of hairy babies on Craggy Island, and I think that YOU, Pat Mustard, are the hairy baby maker !

JoeH · « **Reply #5 on:** March 12, 2007, 02:34:08 pm »

Ive had this
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Father-Ted-Complete-Box-Set/dp/B00006LSFW/ref=pd_bowtega_1/026-2663577-7306826?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1173710013&sr=1-1

for a few years now, pure quality!

xavidub · « **Reply #6 on:** March 12, 2007, 04:03:49 pm »

The episode where they are trapped in the Lingerie section of the department store makes me cry with laughter.

just thinking about it

Voni · « **Reply #7 on:** March 12, 2007, 04:14:46 pm »

Mrs Doyle: Father, Pat Mustard wants to put his tool in my box

Terry de Niro · « **Reply #8 on:** March 12, 2007, 04:17:54 pm »

Pat Mustard: I'm a very careful man, Father.
Ted: Except when it comes to taking precautions in the bedroom!
Pat: You're not advocating the use of artificial contraception now, are you?
Ted: Well, ye......well, no...well, naturally.....well, not really....well, of course you'd............JUST FECK OFF!

Ted: Dougal, don't you think that if we put this baby's moustache, this baby's head hair and this baby's sideboards together we'd get....Pat Mustard?
Dougal: D'you think the babies could be copying his style?
Ted: No, Dougal, I think Pat Mustard's been delivering more than just dairy products, if you see what I mean.
Dougal: Yes.......well........er...y..well.......yes.
Ted: Do you?
Dougal: No.

Mrs Doyle: Pat was just wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 12, 2007, 04:44:25 pm »

Other priest that comes to help ted:I think theres a lot to be said for saying another mass

Bit later...

God I LOVE saying Mass

J-PH · « **Reply #10 on:** March 12, 2007, 05:09:45 pm »

Quote from: J-PH on February 12, 2004, 11:03:17 pm

I swear you'll piss yer pants at some of these!!

http://www.bbcamerica.com/genre/comedy_games/father_ted/sound_bites.jsp

Ah, the pre youtube days.

Djibriliant · « **Reply #11 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:33:28 pm »

Ted, I'll turn the sound right up, maybe I can hear whats going on inside the house.. ha at this rate you could hear....................................(lorry drives past)

Djibriliant · « **Reply #12 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:42:24 pm »

that link doesnt work, any newer links???

Ferg · « **Reply #13 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:46:46 pm »

bossman · « **Reply #14 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:52:02 pm »

father ted was a great programe, most of it was filmed where i live in Co Clare the house they used is in the middle of nowhere it is exactly the same still.

MadErik · « **Reply #15 on:** March 12, 2007, 07:59:08 pm »

Ted: The Chinese. A great bunch of lads!

Djibriliant · « **Reply #16 on:** March 12, 2007, 08:00:11 pm »

That would be an ecominical matter

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #17 on:** March 12, 2007, 08:06:19 pm »

Quote from: Djibriliant on March 12, 2007, 08:00:11 pm

That would be an ecominical matter

Ecuminical.

Djibriliant · « **Reply #18 on:** March 12, 2007, 08:09:02 pm »

potatoe potátoe

joezydudek · « **Reply #19 on:** March 12, 2007, 09:04:37 pm »

Quote from: Art Vandelay on March 12, 2007, 08:06:19 pm

Ecuminical.

Or even Ecumenical

Class programme anyway, enjoy some classic Father Jack:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g40Pw6Oh4ME

xavidub · « **Reply #20 on:** March 12, 2007, 09:07:33 pm »

Its on RTE 2 now

Art Vandelay · « **Reply #21 on:** March 12, 2007, 09:25:40 pm »

Quote from: joezydudek on March 12, 2007, 09:04:37 pm

Or even Ecumenical

Bugger.

Roberts LFC · « **Reply #22 on:** March 12, 2007, 09:25:56 pm »

Who could forget this one? Father Stone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_CGYb2yC84

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #23 on:** March 12, 2007, 09:28:39 pm »

Quote from: joezydudek on March 12, 2007, 09:04:37 pm

Or even Ecumenical

he was writing it in phonetic oirish

Buck Pete · « **Reply #24 on:** March 12, 2007, 10:04:27 pm »

Beast Kill Chris

Victor · « **Reply #25 on:** March 12, 2007, 10:17:36 pm »

I always loved "Now Dougal ... these cows are small ...... but those cows are far away ..... "

hooded claw · « **Reply #26 on:** March 13, 2007, 08:56:21 am »

Scoopy Scoopy Dogg Dog and Icy T.

bryanod · « **Reply #27 on:** March 13, 2007, 09:37:40 am »

Quote from: Ferg on March 12, 2007, 07:46:46 pm

Do you remember that bit when St. Tibulus, he tried to take that banana off the other lad?

That wasn't a banana, Dougal.

bellinter · « **Reply #28 on:** March 13, 2007, 09:45:51 am »

Quote from: Victor on March 12, 2007, 10:17:36 pm

I always loved "Now Dougal ... these cows are small ...... but those cows are far away ..... "

thats the best episode I think, the one in the caravan, quality stuff!

johnny red · « **Reply #29 on:** March 13, 2007, 03:16:09 pm »

Quote from: Voni on March 12, 2007, 04:14:46 pm

Mrs Doyle: Father, Pat Mustard wants to put his tool in my box

was on the other night!!

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #30 on:** March 13, 2007, 05:16:06 pm »

Quote from: stagger lee on March 13, 2007, 08:56:21 am

Scoopy Scoopy Dogg Dog and Icy T.

Ye can forget about them Dougal!!

Xabifan · « **Reply #31 on:** March 13, 2007, 05:21:04 pm »

Dougal's watching TV

Ted; Bah, television, chewing gum for the eyes

Dougal; No, I'm ok Ted I have these crisps

Djibriliant · « **Reply #32 on:** March 13, 2007, 06:06:18 pm »

Ted 'You know what he'd love?'

Victor · « **Reply #33 on:** March 13, 2007, 07:33:31 pm »

Quote from: bellinter on March 13, 2007, 09:45:51 am

thats the best episode I think, the one in the caravan, quality stuff!

I also love the one about the Holy Stone of Clonricket (or some such spelling) where Dougal manages to talk a Bishop out of being a Christian

classic stuff ... Ted teaching Jack to speak ...

Ted-pointing at blackboard "That"
Jack "Drink"

Djibriliant · « **Reply #34 on:** March 14, 2007, 03:13:26 pm »

Quote from: Victor on March 13, 2007, 07:33:31 pm

I also love the one about the Holy Stone of Clonricket (or some such spelling) where Dougal manages to talk a Bishop out of being a Christian classic stuff ... Ted teaching Jack to speak ...

Ted-pointing at blackboard "That"
Jack "Drink"

??

Voni · « **Reply #35 on:** March 14, 2007, 03:51:32 pm »

Quote from: bellinter on March 13, 2007, 09:45:51 am

thats the best episode I think, the one in the caravan, quality stuff!

I loved that one - it's the serious look on their faces when they're dancing that cracks me up. Fr. Noel Furlong is very funny - "Who is a moaning michael today?"

Buck Pete · « **Reply #36 on:** March 14, 2007, 06:19:01 pm »

Quote from: bellinter on March 13, 2007, 09:45:51 am

thats the best episode I think, the one in the caravan, quality stuff!

Just had to dig out my Video (Yes Video) with the Caravan one on. It was called 'Hell'.

Graham Norton as Noel Furlong was quality.

'Where's Tony Lynch going? To get some heroin probably'

kavah · « **Reply #37 on:** March 14, 2007, 06:29:03 pm »

from wiki

In January 2007 a dispute arose between Inis Oírr (pop 250) and Inis Mór (pop 1,200) over which island can claim to be Craggy Island, and thereby host a three-day Friends of Ted Festival. It was decided that in appropriate Father Ted fashion the dispute would be settled by a five-a-side football match held on February 25th 2007.This was won by Inis Mór in a 2-0 match allowing them to use the title of Craggy Island until February 2008.

Garstonite · « **Reply #38 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:29:13 pm »

Quote from: kavah on March 14, 2007, 06:29:03 pm

from wiki

In January 2007 a dispute arose between Inis Oírr (pop 250) and Inis Mór (pop 1,200) over which island can claim to be Craggy Island, and thereby host a three-day Friends of Ted Festival. It was decided that in appropriate Father Ted fashion the dispute would be settled by a five-a-side football match held on February 25th 2007.This was won by Inis Mór in a 2-0 match allowing them to use the title of Craggy Island until February 2008.

Somebody on Inis Oirr's team should have got tighter on the Italian.

bryanod · « **Reply #39 on:** March 14, 2007, 08:46:56 pm »

Wait a moment! Those are fake hands!