Topic: ***** The Birkenhead Quarantine Thread *****

[CHOPPER]

All infected members in here please. If you are not infected, please leave immediately.

Take your time, don't rush and you will be seen as and when.

Your post number will act as your ticket and when your number is called, please PM a grown up or Mod who will direct you to the appropriate thread or post. 

[jillcwhomever]

All infected members in here please. If you are not infected, please leave immediately.

Take your time, don't rush and you will be seen as and when.

Your post number will act as your ticket and when your number is called, please PM a grown up or Mod who will direct you to the appropriate thread or post.

Arrowe Park is in Upton Chops, not Birkenhead. 

[CHOPPER]

Arrowe Park is in Upton Chops, not Birkenhead. 

I have secured flats on the Ford, so Birkenhead it us.


How are you feeling? Temperature, sweats, involuntary shouting of Wuhan Wuhan Wuhan?

[jillcwhomever]

I have secured flats on the Ford, so Birkenhead it us.


How are you feeling? Temperature, sweats, involuntary shouting of Wuhan Wuhan Wuhan?

If you have secured flats on the Ford, it will be you breaking out in sweats, not me. 

[Linudden]

The final Tory plot to finish Liverpool off?

Or maybe a last-ditch effort to steal our league title?

(no, I'm not serious in case anyone's sarcasm-o-meter malfunctioned...)

[CHOPPER]

JillC, wife on JohnC, please refrain from poking fun in this thread and using up valuable queue numbers. This is a thread for medical emergencies only.

[۩ Imperator ۩]

Arrowe Park is in Upton Chops, not Birkenhead. 

And Upton is in... Birkenhead.

My daughter was born in Arrowe Park 8 weeks ago and it says Birkenhead on her birth certificate.

Anyway, I'm in, because I live in Birkenhead and I can't be arsed leaving the house for the next fortnight.

[Qston]

And Upton is in... Birkenhead.

My daughter was born in Arrowe Park 8 weeks ago and it says Birkenhead on her birth certificate.

Anyway, I'm in, because I live in Birkenhead and I can't be arsed leaving the house for the next fortnight.

Technically she was born at arrowe park hospital. Arrowe park itself crosses the border into greasby and greasby is fucking boring. I am boring myself now. Grab me a ticket

[Medellin]

Those in isolation are apparently being fed on Ryvita & cheese slices.

Asked if this was a cure the reply was "No, it's the only that will fit under the door".

[Tesco tearaway]

So just what is the top smiley doing? 

[Son of Spion]

I think I'm coming down with it.

[Statto Red]

Arrowe Park is in Upton Chops, not Birkenhead. 

10 minutes from mine.

[kesey]

Jedi Central .

[kesey]

I think I'm coming down with it.

Oh come on lad for fucksake. Turn off ya telly and go and walk your dog.

[Son of Spion]

Oh come on lad for fucksake. Turn off ya telly and go and walk your dog.

No can do.

I'm coughing and sneezing all over my keyboard and the dog won't even sit in the same room as me. He's wearing one of those masks too.

Anyway, I'm off to post in other threads and infect the rest of the board...

[jillcwhomever]

10 minutes from mine.

Put your mask on, or surrender yourself to the quarantine thread.

[Statto Red]

Arrowe Park is in Upton Chops, not Birkenhead. 

Actually Arrowe Park is in Woodchurch not Upton, i know this as i pass through here regully.

[jillcwhomever]

Actually Arrowe Park is in Woodchurch not Upton, i know this as i pass through here regully.

The address to the hospital is Arrowe Park Road, Upton. Even the hospital doesn't know where it is! 

[Statto Red]

The address to the hospital is Arrowe Park Road, Upton. Even the hospital doesn't know where it is! 

Maybe, but i pass it all the time on my local bus routes 413/414, & just after Sainsbury's roundabout on the Arrowe Park Road there's a sign Woodchurch, like your entering Woodchurch.

[CraigDS]

My missus works in Upton. Do I need to quarantine her?

[Statto Red]

My missus works in Upton. Do I need to quarantine her?

Yep

[jillcwhomever]

Maybe, but i pass it all the time on my local bus routes 413/414[sometimes 471/472], & just after Sainsbury's roundabout on the Arrowe Park Road there's a sign Woodchurch, like your entering Woodchurch.

Postcodes are a mess on Wirral to be fair. Never understood how Woodchurch is CH49, while the rest of Birkenhead is CH41, 42, 43! It makes little sense to me. Where exactly is Upton then? I used to think I knew my way around.

[CraigDS]

Yep

Always knew she was a wrongun.

[Statto Red]

Postcodes are a mess on Wirral to be fair. Never understood how Woodchurch is CH49, while the rest of Birkenhead is CH41, 42, 43! It makes little sense to me. Where exactly is Upton then? I used to think I knew my way around.

Agreed, Upton area ends at the Upton By Pass, then it becomes Woodchurch, Saughall Massie is part of Upton too i think, i live in Moreton.

[Statto Red]

Always knew she was a wrongun.

 

At least that'll be a few free days for you in your bozzer without worrying.

[۩ Imperator ۩]

Maybe, but i pass it all the time on my local bus routes 413/414, & just after Sainsbury's roundabout on the Arrowe Park Road there's a sign Woodchurch, like your entering Woodchurch.

It's all Birkenhead anyway, unless you work for the Royal Mail, in which case seven of the eight planets of the solar system and the sun itself are now classed as Prenton. There is literally no divides between any of the settlements now. The only way to know where Birkenhead ends and Wallasey begins is by doing a toe count on the residents, and I think Angela Eagle brought a bill through Parliament which prohibits "stop and surrender your LA Gear shoes" searches in her cuntstituency.

[Statto Red]

It's all Birkenhead anyway, unless you work for the Royal Mail, in which case seven of the eight planets of the solar system and the sun itself are now classed as Prenton. There is literally no divides between any of the settlements now. The only way to know where Birkenhead ends and Wallasey begins is by doing a toe count on the residents, and I think Angela Eagle brought a bill through Parliament which prohibits "stop and surrender your LA Gear shoes" searches in her cuntstituency.

Yep,  Angela Eagle is my MP[as my area is classed as Wallasey], only reason i voted Labour at the recent GE, otherwise i'd have spoilt my ballot paper, Corbyn is fucking useless.

[۩ Imperator ۩]

I live in Moreton.

.

Unlucky. Fuck knows what that is. Even Prenton isn't claiming it. Still, could be worse. Leasowe and Pensby for a start.

[Statto Red]

.

Unlucky. Fuck knows what that is. Even Prenton isn't claiming it. Still, could be worse. Leasowe and Pensby for a start.

Cheeky twat, i'm from Leasowe, but live in Moreton, & we have the best shoreline in the World.

[۩ Imperator ۩]

Cheeky twat, i'm from Leasowe, but live in Moreton, & we have the best shoreline in the World.

Or at least until you go three miles in either direction. Most Leasoweheads never make it out. Congrats.

[Statto Red]

Or at least until you go three miles in either direction. Most Leasoweheads never make it out. Congrats.

Cheers, i know a few Leasowheads who didn't make it past the Oyster Catcher boozer

[۩ Imperator ۩]

I live at the confluence of three mystical and historic settlements - Oxton, Noctorum and Bidston. No one alive knows for sure in which it lies. But lie there it does, and some say the very winds can change the name of the village. Yet tis all subsumed by the all-powerful one-eyed city of the monks of Birkenhead Priory, and when you whisper the name of one village in Flaybrick Cemetery, the echo of your own voice is said to call back another, in hushed tones.

The Post Office call it Prenton though.

[Statto Red]

I live at the confluence of three mystical and historic settlements - Oxton, Noctorum and Bidston. No one alive knows for sure in which it lies. But lie there it does, and some say the very winds can change the name of the village. Yet tis all subsumed by the all-powerful one-eyed city of the monks of Birkenhead Priory, and when you whisper the name of one village in Flaybrick Cemetery, the echo of your own voice is said to call back another, in hushed tones.

The Post Office call it Prenton though.

Not Claughton is it.

[۩ Imperator ۩]

Hell no!

[Statto Red]

Hell no!

Ahhh Beechwood then, used to be known as the notorious Ford Estate.

[۩ Imperator ۩]

No, it's Oxton really, near the Caernarfon Castle pub. I just like to be mysterious.

[Statto Red]

No, it's Oxton really, near the Caernarfon Castle pub. I just like to be mysterious.

Ahh i see, one of my mates lives down that way, Silverdale Road if you know it.

[Statto Red]

I have secured flats on the Ford, so Birkenhead it us.


How are you feeling? Temperature, sweats, involuntary shouting of Wuhan Wuhan Wuhan?

Fuckin hell, if you've secured flats on the Ford infecting everyone else on the Ford with the virus will deem an improvement.

[Millie]

Agreed, Upton area ends at the Upton By Pass, then it becomes Woodchurch, Saughall Massie is part of Upton too i think, i live in Moreton.

Yeah - I live in Greasby - one of the oldest settlements in Britain, apparently.

I grew up in Upton.  I would say Arrowe Park Hospital is in Woodchurch, not Upton. 

[John C]

My ancestry DNA is all over Birkenhead. Riddled.