Tbf to him, Mouth just got owned 
In what universe did the monotone son of trigger & Ali G own me? He's posted a video of himself talking like a nob about big fuck off moon boots. It would be funny if he wasnt deadly serious about it all and didnt really dress and talk like that, but he does.
Thats 6 depressing minutes of my life I'm not getting back.
You're from fucking Essix for christ sake not Harlesden, drop the fucking wannabe chatter for fucks sake! Hint, you are supposed to sound like Alan Davies not Dizzy Rascal! Although maybe you cant be blamed for that because every little c*nt talks like that now, but once again proves you're a sheep who doesnt want to express himself, but someone else, I dunno some other dickhead on tv who talks like a twat for the sake of it. What was the Mitchell kid in Eastenders called, the one who went all street but was really a middleclass white boy?
Jump man? Fucking jump man, its the fucking Air Jordan logo you plant pot, calling it the jump man in such an affected way because 'thats how you roll' makes you sound like a fucking dickhead of epic proportions. You buy direct from nike? Are we meant to be impressed? Oh well done, round of applause everyone! You have a credit card and you can use the internet but arent smart enough to shop about for a better deal, what next learning to tie your shoes laces? Taking the stabilizers off your bike? Give me fucking strength! I've got AF1's mate, they are shit, I can say they are shit because of experience. They are horrible ugly lumpen dead weights, they have no style or grace, you wear them and they make you stomp about like a fucking elephant.
You cannot win the war as you put it, because I am right about what I'm talking about, I'm not doing it to have a go, just passing on what I've learned what I've seen, maybe it will help you to be less of a tosspot, probably not. Its not a matter of opinion, in time you will see what I'm talking about or you wont, you will live forever the tosspot version, you will never find the captains message and forever be the twonk. Although I suppose its something you have to go through, rights of passage, ball droppage, acne and bum fluff, to be the man you will be you have to dress, walk and talk like a complete and utter dickhead for a few years. We all go through it I guess, so carry on, more power to you, be as big a tit as you can be you might be better off for it later on.
Fucking hell, I remember when I was 18, I was such a gobby little twat, thought I knew everything. God now for everything I have learned and now know, I know I dont know the half of it. I know some things for a cast iron fact though, anyone who walks talks, and dresses like a tit, is a tit, somethings dont ever fucking change.
Entertaining all this though, wools are good something.
