Topic: Andrey Arshavin Q+A

[Gojedo]

God knows how you lot will react whenever you encounter something that is actually funny.

*Arshavin puts his finger to his lips and pleads for you not to let on.

[classycarra]

Wish I d been around for those questions, theyre great

Mine wouldve been Hi Andre, Do you like the way monkeys check each other for nits and parasites? i think monkeys like to do that for each other aswell as eat Ice-Cream. Do you like ice Cream?

thats genius!

[deadlybuzz]

Some new ones today

http://www.arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=521

7. From TianA
What do you think of ideological anarchism?
Arshavin: In order to give you an exhaustive explanation, I should thoroughly study this subject. So far I can’t say anything.

[MBL?]

Somebody needs to give Nando a bell and get him to do this on his site.

[BigDonga]

quite liked this one

11. From chesnaj
Andrey, would you like to take part in some TV show? (For example “Dancing on Ice”)?
Arshavin: If I took part in this show, it should be renamed “A Cow on Ice".

[Iron Man]

http://arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=524

9. From Yanusik
Andrey, how can one talk to you personally?
Arshavin: Hi.

11. From puzzle
Sorry for such a tactless question but what color is your favorite underwear?
PS: Just answer me please even if this question has been asked before ‘cause I really need to know!
Arshavin: I don’t have any particular men’s underwear color preferences. But one thing I can tell you for sure, you won’t find G-strings in my wardrobe ))

13. From STIM
Can A.A. jump out of my birthday cake?
Arshavin: It’s unlikely; I'm a football player, not a minstrel or a clown.

15. From knopka42
I’ve already written you three letters but they haven’t been delivered...Well ... My name is Olga, I’m 13 years old. I go out for football and I’m your biggest fan..... Well, my dad does not allow me to play football but I want to…- Andrey, tell me what to do?
Arshavin: Listen to your Dad.

 

[scoresagain]

god i wish he played for us...what a legend.

[alonsoisared]

Hi Andrey! Please tell me, in your opinion, what is the most important thing for a footballer these days?
Arshavin: I think the most important thing is a head, not only for a footballer but for any person.

[Operation Hennessey]

He's done a few more since;


http://arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=534

http://arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=533

http://arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=531

[mildale]

Hi Andrey! Please tell me, in your opinion, what is the most important thing for a footballer these days?
Arshavin: I think the most important thing is a head, not only for a footballer but for any person.

He's not wrong!

[Slick_Beef]

You have a once in your life time opportunity to ask one of your favourite players a question about his life/game. You panic as to what to ask him wuch as, how much training he put in as a child, or what its like to be seen as one of your countrys best players....

You go for....

26. From kostea
Andrey, how often do you eat onions or garlic??

Arshavin: It happens sometimes…

In a similar vein..

5. From DASHKA14
Hi, Andrey! Answer this question! Only be honest! Do you like to blow through a straw into a glass of lemonade, or something else so that it bubbles?
Arshavin: Yes, but I prefer to do it with a milkshake. I like it when a cocktail raises forming bubbles.

[BigDonga]

christ hes turnin into Dr Phil!!

10. From Kam1la
Hi, Andrey!
Everything went wrong in my life. I’ve nearly lost the closest person in my life because of his girlfriend. We are not on good terms with her and that’s why my beloved brother drifts apart from me. I do not know what to do. Would you step over your pride in order not to lose your close one? Thanks in advance, it is very important to me .. I wish you all the best ...
Arshavin : I think that in this case, your pride should be stacked away. A close person is a person who is dear to you; perhaps, he did a lot of good for you? So, I think that it is better to temporally lose your pride, than to lose a close person for a much longer period of time.

[Operation Hennessey]

He's back with a few more beauties
http://arshavin.eu/en/news.php?id=538

11. From shibkos
Hi, Andrey I’m at work right now and I’ve just read the answers to my questions. I can’t even believe that it’s you who answered them! I have tears in my eyes, I’m so attracted to you I can’t help it as if I’m pulled close to you! Thank you very much!
Arshavin Take out your handkerchief, and I’ll take out the magnet that pulls you )))

14. From aram
Hello, Andrey! I am 12 years old. I'm your fan and I wear a jersey with your name on it. Please tell me how to learn to play football, without straining myself. I do not like physical exertion.
Arshavin: It’ll be difficult for you.

[rushyman]

Someone get this to him from me

Hello Andre

Why are you such a spoilt little bellend who needs a proper hiding and sent back to The Russian embassy in Big Mac boxes over a month

Oh and that sshhhh celebration must be assigned to something, you cant just do it every time unless you believe you are the subject of a 24-hour hate campaign by the entire world

P.S You have an absolute c*nt of a haircut and your mrs has probably had more pricks than a dartboard since youve been here

Thanks Andre!! xxx

[rushyman]

lol

[6BigCups]

prick, cant stand the c*nt!

[scatman]

lol i like this dude, love his bloody q and a's

[evie]

You have a once in your life time opportunity to ask one of your favourite players a question about his life/game. You panic as to what to ask him wuch as, how much training he put in as a child, or what its like to be seen as one of your countrys best players....

You go for....

26. From kostea
Andrey, how often do you eat onions or garlic??

Arshavin: It happens sometimes…

[evie]

Hi Andrey! Please tell me, in your opinion, what is the most important thing for a footballer these days?
Arshavin: I think the most important thing is a head, not only for a footballer but for any person.

14. From lambada
Hi, Andrey, in what order would you place the following animals: a tiger, a cow, a pig, a horse, a sheep?
Arshavin: A pig - it will always get the last place! A tiger, a cow, a horse, a sheep. And I’ll repeat that a pig is always the last one, because it is a pig.

[Rotation]

when you where 13 was you fast ?

AA:
Yes, and even when I was 7.

Do you use hair gel??? If you do what type do you use?? What's your favorite hairstyle??? I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ your hair?

AA:
I don’t have an ad contract with any hair gel producer. I use water before the game. A lot depends on water chemical composition.

[Helsinki Red]

prick, cant stand the c*nt!

[Tomaldinho]

Someone get this to him from me

Oh and that sshhhh celebration must be assigned to something, you cant just do it every time unless you believe you are the subject of a 24-hour hate campaign by the entire world

That makes my blood boil that!

[liverpoolfcmike]

That makes my blood boil that!

Two "that"s in a sentence? Makes my blood boil, that.

Think Andrey Arshavin is great, some of his answers are priceless.

[mildale]

Apparently he does the 'shhh' thing as a symbol of solidarity with a player who was unfairly treated by the Russian FA or something, read it in FourFourTwo ages ago so can't remember the exact details. Still a c*nt though, won't forgive him for those 4 goals at Anfield.

[C]

i read the shhhhh celebration was when he was playing in russia

he scored his first goal in a night game, when his baby boy was asleep - so the gesture was to not wake him up.

[mildale]

i read the shhhhh celebration was when he was playing in russia

he scored his first goal in a night game, when his baby boy was asleep - so the gesture was to not wake him up.

Sounds more logical than mine, I suppose. Annoying either way.

[Groundskeeper Willie]

When I Arse- shavin´ scores and he puts his finger to his lips, I want to smack the little twat in the face.

[Frank.]

Reading this on his site again near has me in tears.

when you where 13 was you fast ?
AA:
Yes, and even when I was 7. Fast as a lightning.

Hey Andrey...thanks for this site...i am from India....i love football and play it with my friends in our college ground.......we don't have a coach....so our team dose not do very well in competitions....so, may I ask you how we can work on our teamwork?.....and also could you please tell me how i can improve my finishing?...any special kind of training that i may do..?...thanking you in advance...
yours sincerely.
Aritra Roy

AA:
Just hire me and if the contract is good I’ll try to make champions out of you in my spare time

Andrey, are you frightened of bears?

AA:
On the contrary, I like bears.

Hello there! , what would you say your political views are?

AA:
Globally speaking I’m for world peace.

Hi Andrey,
I play football at weekends and my manager keeps telling me to cut down on drinking alcohol and smoking.
I do not think it affects my performance at all, what are your views on this?

AA:
I don’t smoke, as for alcohol, it is also not my thing, well, I can have some whisky sometimes, very seldom when I’m on holidays.

I can run fast.i am a left striker.i run till the end of the field and then what should i do?the other strikers and midfielders dont run as fast as me after reachin there wat should i do?

AA:
Just keep on running.

Andrey, was Windows 7 your idea?

AA:
Unfortunately, no.

Hey Andrey .... This is Jehan here from India. I want to ask you what is the best way to meet you personally in London ??

AA:
What’s the purpose of your question?

Hi Andrey! I just wanted to ask, if your daughter decided that her dream was to play professional football, would you encourage/support her in this?

AA:
I hope it will never happen.

[Lent§]

class

[Raoul Duke]

Hi Andrey! I just wanted to ask, if your daughter decided that her dream was to play professional football, would you encourage/support her in this?

AA:
I hope it will never happen.

Hahahaha what?!

[Frank.]

Richard Keys probably answered that one for him

[Picklez]

hahaha wow

Love the way he is so blunt to detailed questions