Topic: Christmas time

[CHOPPER]

Mistletoe and wine

[BarryCrocker]

There's no need to be afraid.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Mistletoe and wine

[rob1966]

You making boiled shite?

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

 

[kavah]

Just had a glass of Sherry & a mince pie   

[So… Howard Philips]

Just had a glass of Sherry & a mince pie   

I’ve got a one man Xmas pud and a generous dollop of Greek yogurt to look forward to later.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Just had a glass of Sherry & a mince pie   

I’ve got a one man Xmas pud and a generous dollop of Greek yogurt to look forward to later.

Fuckin hell you’ve turned this thread into Loose Womens Christmas dinner with Gino D’Acampo

[CHOPPER]

Yo-gurt, on Christmas pudding..... dirty bastards.

Bet you have sweetcorn on you chrimbo dinner as well don't ye..... Deviant!

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Recorded this earlier today in the pissing rain, absolutely beautiful, sounded fabulous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnKZeb-HqYU

[rob1966]

Fuckin hell you’ve turned this thread into Loose Womens Christmas dinner with Gino D’Acampo

Just reminded my hamper from work hasn't turned up yet, hope they've not stopped sending them out

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Recorded this earlier today in the pissing rain, absolutely beautiful, sounded fabulous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnKZeb-HqYU

Always wondered what Glen Ponder and The Roly Polys were up to nowadays

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

Just reminded my hamper from work hasn't turned up yet, hope they've not stopped sending them out

What you get in that? Good one like or is it just stuff like spam with the egg in the middle and  scotch eggs with an apple centre?

[CHOPPER]

What you get in that? Good one like or is it just stuff like spam with the egg in the middle and  scotch eggs with an apple centre?

If it’s proper P, then it’s got to have at least, a Ye olde Oak tin of ham, with the key missing, a Fray Bentos Steak & Kidney pie, a jar of mincemeat and a tin of last salmon.

I’d mention the Nestle condensed milk and the shite cans of Strike Cola, but I wouldn’t want to spoil it for everyone.

[CHOPPER]

And you never ever, got the basket, it always come in a box, the lying gets!

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

If it’s proper P, then it’s got to have at least, a Ye olde Oak tin of ham, with the key missing, a Fray Bentos Steak & Kidney pie, a jar of mincemeat and a tin of last salmon.

I’d mention the Nestle condensed milk and the shite cans of Strike Cola, but I wouldn’t want to spoil it for everyone.

Used to hate Fray Bentos when i was a kid. The crust was sound but the meat an gravy always tasted cheap like a frozen microwave roast dinner. I thought they stopped doing them years ago and then i was in B&M on Utting Ave a bit back and they had them and Fish n Chips crisps so i had a B&M Chippy Tea

The roof of my mouth that night was caked in chippy biscuits. Forgot that aboot them

[John C]

so i had a B&M Chippy Tea

classic.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

classic.

[Sudden Death Draft Loser]

[Nobby Reserve]

Mistletoe and wine

Cliff's not really a paedophile swine

[BarryCrocker]

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

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[BarryCrocker]

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Gold.

The pages are stuck together. Chandler?

[BlackandWhitePaul]

So, where in the top half of England has the best Christmas Market do you reckon?

[ToneLa]

Spoons festive traditional christ's mass dinner vs Yates's, which is better on Christmas morning on your own, having pulled your own cracker, you're wearing the paper hat - a rich Everton blue - as you gaze out the window at the rain, ignoring the glaring staff who you just won't / can't tip?

or how about a Toby Carvery? If they're not open on Christmas day, well, there's always burglary

I suppose you could take a spare Iceland carrier bag to the Carvery on Christmas Eve morning, tip the carvery into it, and slouch homewards with it over your shoulder. Stick it in the fridge til the gig itself, remember to tie the handles up, it'll microwave nicely so's you can eat it off two paper plates with your hands as you're out of plastic forks

So, where in the top half of England has the best Christmas Market do you reckon?

Bidston

[rob1966]

Spoons festive traditional christ's mass dinner vs Yates's, which is better on Christmas morning on your own, having pulled your own cracker, you're wearing the paper hat - a rich Everton blue - as you gaze out the window at the rain, ignoring the glaring staff who you just won't / can't tip?

or how about a Toby Carvery? If they're not open on Christmas day, well, there's always burglary

I suppose you could take a carrier bag on Christmas Eve, tip the carvery into it, and slouch homewards with it over your shoulder. Stick it in the fridge til morning, eat it off two paper plates

Toby's are open, our kid was a chef in a Toby years ago, he worked Xmas day, his lads work for Harvester and are working Christmas Day

[ToneLa]

Toby's are open, our kid was a chef in a Toby years ago, he worked Xmas day, his lads work for Harvester and are working Christmas Day

Good news, another option for the test bed!

Literally. Have all four out on the mattress, maybe do a taste test in the dark. Don't have a blindfold so turning the light off will be fine.

No forks, so, again, will just be dipping my fingers in each. "That one's very Yates's".

Edit: or maybe you could combine the four in a bin bag for a Christmas smoothie. Don't have a smoothie maker, but can jump on the bag a bit

[Nobby Reserve]

So, where in the top half of England has the best Christmas Market do you reckon?

I find Xmas Markets (in the UK at least) to be one of life's biggest let-downs.

Overpriced shite for sale. Miserable-looking staff and equally miserable-looking punters. It's always damp.

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

I find Xmas Markets (in the UK at least) to be one of life's biggest let-downs.

Overpriced shite for sale. Miserable-looking staff and equally miserable-looking punters. It's always damp.

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