Topic: Fun stuff to look at and do whilst we are stuck inside for eternity..

[TepidT2O]

I’m going to start with  this video....

An absolute joy for those missing live sport....

https://twitter.com/osbornejamie/status/1241325006119985153?s=21

We’re going to the cinema later today.  Well.  We’re closing the curtains, cracking out the pop corn and watching Indiana Jones.

Our new routine..

[soxfan]

Many zoos, aquariums and museums around the world have live cams and/or virtual tours. A nice way to de-stress.

Examples --

The gigantic Georgia USA Aquarium has 9 live cams:
https://www.georgiaaquarium.org/webcam/ocean-voyager/

San Diego Zoo has 11 live cams:
https://zoo.sandiegozoo.org/live-cams

The Louvre currently has 3 online tours:
https://www.louvre.fr/en/visites-en-ligne

Webcams from all over the world:
https://www.skylinewebcams.com/

bird cams:
https://www.allaboutbirds.org/cams/

[CraigDS]

Yeah I've been watching bird webcams too to destress 

[Statto Red]

I tend to play these games
Word Search my record is just under 10 minutes
http://word-search-puzzles.appspot.com/

This Mahjong Titans one is pretty good too
 https://www.mahjong.co.uk/game/Mahjongg+Titans

[soxfan]

Jelle's Marble Runs. This site is blowing up on YouTube. Play by play of marble races a la F1 or Nascar. Race tracks with marble "spectators" in the stands. Stats on the screen. It is insane. 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYJdpnjuSWVOLgGT9fIzL0g

[Gerry Attrick]

I tend to play these games
Word Search my record is just under 10 minutes
http://word-search-puzzles.appspot.com/

This Mahjong Titans one is pretty good too
 https://www.mahjong.co.uk/game/Mahjongg+Titans

My record on the wordsearch is 364 seconds. Haven't been within 200 seconds of it since

[The Bournemouth Red]

Jelle's Marble Runs. This site is blowing up on YouTube. Play by play of marble races a la F1 or Nascar. Race tracks with marble "spectators" in the stands. Stats on the screen. It is insane. 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYJdpnjuSWVOLgGT9fIzL0g

My mate showed me this yesterday, now addicted.

[TepidT2O]

Jelle's Marble Runs. This site is blowing up on YouTube. Play by play of marble races a la F1 or Nascar. Race tracks with marble "spectators" in the stands. Stats on the screen. It is insane. 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYJdpnjuSWVOLgGT9fIzL0g

The croquet balls in the OP has better commentary!

But this is the closest we can come to live sport....!

[kesey]

Iam in town. I keep on expexting to get attacked by a zombie.

[ABZ Rover]

Iam in town. I keep on expexting to get attacked by a zombie.

Head up County Road,  should see you right.

[Tesco tearaway]

Could always do a JIGSAW to help pass an hour or so.

[TepidT2O]

These Cold War Steve jigsaws are brilliant!

http://www.coldwarsteve.com/

[hixxstar]

Now't too crazy, but it can be a good time waster.. 

https://www.boredpanda.com/

[Elmo!]

Jelle's Marble Runs. This site is blowing up on YouTube. Play by play of marble races a la F1 or Nascar. Race tracks with marble "spectators" in the stands. Stats on the screen. It is insane. 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYJdpnjuSWVOLgGT9fIzL0g

That's sorted my self isolation plans. 

[Ghost Town]

bird cams:
https://www.allaboutbirds.org/cams/

Just checked that out.

Disappointed isn't the word

[kopite17]

We should remake another 8 ball pool league for the time being!

[jambutty]

My bloody pornograph broke.

[dudleyred]

Sure someone recommended duolingo?! Whoever it was, thanks. Loving it.

[Elmo!]

Sure someone recommended duolingo?! Whoever it was, thanks. Loving it.

I've been using this for the last 6 weeks or so to learn French for wedding I'm supposed to be going to in Switzerland this summer. The wedding is almost certainly cancelled now but going to keep on using it... I need to learn German as well anyway as the wedding was betweena Swiss French persn and a Swiss German.

[rob1966]

How about a nice game of kill a panic buyer?

[Redwhiteandnotblue]

How about a nice game of kill a panic buyer?

It's available as a plugin for Grand Theft Auto.

[afc tukrish]

Just checked that out.

Disappointed isn't the word

Didn't really take off for you?

[jambutty]

Wistfully and painfully appreciating all the things we took for granted.

And planning the changes when we start again.

Peckers up buoys and gulls 

[liverbloke]

I'm gonna collect all my ear wax and see if I can make a waxwork of Anfield.

Also, collect all my bellybutton fluff and re-stuff my Stevie G pillow.

Get all my fingernail and toenail clippings together and glue them onto a piece of wood and make myself a personal back scratcher.

Collect all my dead skin and hey-ho my own talcum powder!

There's lots to do 

[jambutty]

Thank God we've got the internet.

Don't watch the news.

Listen to playlists of Diana Krall, Mel Torme, Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder, all your forgotten faves

Don't watch the news.

Watch all those instructional vids you never got around to.

Don't watch the news.

Touch base with old mates via message or whatsapp and laugh at how old you each got.

DWTN.

Do situps in front of the tv.  (Whilst not watching the news)

Become a culinary expert at putting good food into your body.

Watch as much comedy as you can.

DWTN.

Reorganise all that shit in your place.  You'll thank yersel later and find some sentimental gems wot'll make you larf.

[dudleyred]

I've been using this for the last 6 weeks or so to learn French for wedding I'm supposed to be going to in Switzerland this summer. The wedding is almost certainly cancelled now but going to keep on using it... I need to learn German as well anyway as the wedding was betweena Swiss French persn and a Swiss German.

It’s good fun. So far anyway!

I’m trying to learn Spanish. Only day two but with little prospect of doing anything else I’ll have a good crack at it

[jambutty]

Find some Sabu Pundit


Liverpool V Portsmouth 2005:

My scouses raze your pine glass! The toes is "Blessed (not Brian) the holey sahib Rafa-Putin!"

Yes, like a bleatin' kids off them SARS Knicker-Line Rubber-Knobs, the hymn-Morph filial is bin Kia-Ora'd!

Sabu speke bout them Hammer Hitchin off point gains shy-sir teems isn't it? Indoor Pars, such Muttley Cruise was are "Betty Black", as the Garlic Cussons says so. Banger Lamb! Banger Lamb! Thems frigs chairs was Les well combed than a fat slack inner spurn bank. Ant Libpole was Mersey-Leslie luted by the Burberry-Ian tripes what crust are parthenons eg the glory house wreck Courts that falled under the Jeer Hard Haulier.

But thems pukkas is runnin' SCART now! You look! The Breast Amp, the Aslan Vendor & now Porns Muff - thems was desert-patched with summer plum and a creme sheets the icy honour cack.

Torque off Pitta Crotch's truffles is off Lidl conserve (cheep). Oakey (not Phil) dopey, he mission Moore sitters than the Howitzer Commas div-batin' the cuttin' Hemp-Peas wedges innit? Yet Butt he putt Breton the table wiv' a providin' off goad scorin' Opel tuna tea. Anne Hebe in velour-bull for them feud-chair nude stay dim (Ankle Vikram sayin' the scaffoldin' Noades Tory Astley pricey). I'm sayin to you - NIVA QUARRY PITTA! Oui pre Shia yore contra boozin' an surly Yul rape yore duck sonar RADA Dan laser.
VancouVer rim muck.


(my sides are hurting)

[jambutty]

9/01/05: Liverpool dominate West Ham to record a 2-0 home win.

UPTO[W]N TOP RANCID

my scouse the per rare off Pundit ass Ben Hur!

Fanks ah Lawd! You is came mop tramps!

Sabu was havin' a beer-tiffic grinnin' when Feyenoord Squaw were a nous. Ohm win! Loverly the jubberly!

Cockerknees! Can you 'ave a Edam n' Evenin' it? - Vest Damp did know shoots on the tar kit! Ringit the Ms. Madder Bran on them Dork n' Bone: "Niece-up is cancered!" "The ode Jonah" nut get her Eiffel-Rees slappen tickered on SatchelDay eh?! An' as you done the row-man-tits n' oh-so prideful n' turd-dish-on-all "Lambert Wark, Oi" wiv the dim-Muir Lady Chaff "Myanmar Girl" plus them Pitta Bull "deaf ill dog", thems gel-eat ears Cocu son muzzles was a bitter to scoff, Sabu is so shore.

Tiswas them class-cull "manna gains Boyce" (not Max). Libpole was dumb inert in the each dip Hartmann. Them tricker treater, the muck-Curio n' slyful plate-maker, Mr Yosser Bender-Eunuch, hims threatenin' was a Snuff outed an' rent tart Impotep (nut "The Mammie").

Butter soft! Thems the greasily Totes off Fleas Treat, them STILL Des Parrot two slag (no, not Jordumb) the Rhetts. "Yeh Butt Norbert... the "abbey" Dampers is Owenly a pre-motored teem n' them never one Hand-Feel fo' sum 420 yehs an' the strickens Libpole missin' awe Oprah-Tuna-Teas"... Tiss is a Dick grey surf fall tempt to baa litre the chief mint!

I'm sayin' to you: as "Pubic Anenome" - doper Lisa hype!

Fang youth arid mUch.

MP - MinnowsBra 4 Manchaser
1. The icy under cack! Mr Riyadh Furtive-Man gut supper stupid. Pundit core mammary-atin'' wiv the nobel Eat-IT Pizza's the one-oft spatial:
2" Thicko-ist top-end Pizza @ £29.10 "barge in". Please arcs add clown-tar four them "Water Waist Hermione" Hoffa (not Jimmy).
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[soxfan]

Didn't really take off for you?

Shite pun. I still laughed.

[jimbo196843]

Jelle's Marble Runs. This site is blowing up on YouTube. Play by play of marble races a la F1 or Nascar. Race tracks with marble "spectators" in the stands. Stats on the screen. It is insane. 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYJdpnjuSWVOLgGT9fIzL0g

Unbelievable Jeff

[Port_vale_lad]

Passes a few hours if you like holes

https://hole-io.com/

[Fiasco]

George Carlin is getting me through the boredom. How the world could do with him right now. Go and watch some of his stuff on YouTube if you haven't done before. You wont be disappointed.

[LiamG]

San Diego Zoo has 11 live cams:
https://zoo.sandiegozoo.org/live-cams

The penguin one

[soxfan]

The penguin one

From the New England Aquarium. You'll like this.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/LNHqi3Dk3T4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/LNHqi3Dk3T4</a>

[soxfan]

Aquarium of the Pacific, Long Beach California live cam
https://explore.org/livecams/sharks/pacific-aquarium-tropical-reef-camera

sharks, barracudas, groupers - Frying Pan Tower off Cape Fear North Carolina live cam
https://explore.org/livecams/sharks/shark-cam

[FaitAccompli]

Jelle's Marble Runs. This site is blowing up on YouTube. Play by play of marble races a la F1 or Nascar. Race tracks with marble "spectators" in the stands. Stats on the screen. It is insane. 

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYJdpnjuSWVOLgGT9fIzL0g

This is superb. I've watched two races so far, but think I need to pick a team to root for before I watch the rest.

Which team do we suspect are doping by polishing themselves up a bit too much before each race?

[soxfan]

This is superb. I've watched two races so far, but think I need to pick a team to root for before I watch the rest.

Which team do we suspect are doping by polishing themselves up a bit too much before each race?

I wouldn't trust the Snowballs -- probably high on coke and will get suspended.
I just noticed -- they have a live chat right now and a race starting in 2 hours. You can even set a calendar reminder straight from the video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JJWQbWFxHc

[TepidT2O]

First cinema trip completed.

Raiders of the lost ark at 2.30pm.

Curtains closed, lights off, devices away.  Splendid.

[hixxstar]

We should remake another 8 ball pool league for the time being!

I'd be up for that.. 

[classycarra]

Thanks for this thread, looking forward to it