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RIP TO CHOPPERS
« on: April 22, 2016, 02:33:57 pm »
In amongst this avalanche of celebrity deaths further sad news reaches RAWK Towers today.  :-\


CHOPPERS has passed away after many decades spent gurning and scratching his arse as the world passed him by. This cheeky chimp could - famously - get dressed by himself and was a well known musician, showing a particular aptitude for the piano - who can forget the famous line 'you hum it son, and I'll play it?' delivered from his famously buck toothed gob. Latterly, he's been known to strum his banjo in public, oblivious to passing traffic.


His keepers took the difficult to have him 'put to sleep' after he displayed signs of heart and liver failure. Those who knew him well were surprised to discover that he had a heart at all, although his liver has been donated to medical science to be tested for it's epic endurance in the face of so many Cainings.





RIP TO CHOPPERS. What a whopper. :wave
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #1 on: April 22, 2016, 02:36:23 pm »
So Choppers was a monkey.

Sort of explains his posts now to be honest  ;D
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #2 on: April 22, 2016, 02:37:00 pm »
Quote from: CraigDS on April 22, 2016, 02:36:23 pm
So Choppers was a monkey.


Chimp, mate. A Chimp. Far more intelligent than any mere monkey.
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #3 on: April 22, 2016, 02:37:14 pm »
Quote from: CraigDS on April 22, 2016, 02:36:23 pm
So Choppers was a monkey.

Sort of explains his posts now to be honest  ;D

If he makes enough posts he'll type out the entire works of Shakespeare.
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #4 on: April 22, 2016, 02:38:23 pm »
I was going to post this yesterday, it seems among all the outpouring of grief for some little fella in purple ( ;)) this got missed, which is by far the most upsetting of Celeb deaths this year.

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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #5 on: April 22, 2016, 02:45:15 pm »
This thread title has a Wayne Bobbitt feel to it...
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #6 on: April 22, 2016, 03:20:15 pm »
Quote from: Crosby Knickerless on April 22, 2016, 02:37:14 pm
If he makes enough posts he'll type out the entire works of Shakespeare.
:lmao
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #7 on: April 22, 2016, 03:38:49 pm »
I wonder if his estate will put up the Mast Digital Proception 4 Way Outdoor Digital Aerial Signal Splitter with F-Type Connection for TV he recently purchased on ebay?
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #8 on: April 22, 2016, 04:43:23 pm »
The day Choppers met Dave...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/KqNnPrxzm3g" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/KqNnPrxzm3g</a>
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #9 on: April 22, 2016, 06:02:56 pm »
Mourn you fucking c*nts, MOURN!
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #10 on: April 22, 2016, 06:26:32 pm »
"She loved grooming the other chimps and even the keepers"
What is it with all these 70s celebrities  ;)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-36103383
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #11 on: April 22, 2016, 06:27:28 pm »
Quote from: CHOPPERS on April 22, 2016, 06:02:56 pm
Mourn you fucking c*nts, MOURN!

That sounds like moan if you say it in a Geordie accent.

Wor Chops .
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #12 on: April 22, 2016, 06:48:52 pm »
Quote from: CHOPPERS on April 22, 2016, 06:02:56 pm
Mourn you fucking c*nts, MOURN!

Can you fuck off, you're dead
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #13 on: April 22, 2016, 06:49:34 pm »
Quote from: porkyrawky on April 22, 2016, 06:26:32 pm
"She loved grooming the other chimps and even the keepers"
What is it with all these 70s celebrities  ;)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leicestershire-36103383

Sounds like Chopper
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #14 on: April 22, 2016, 06:59:02 pm »
They say you should never speak ill of the dead, but wow he had the worst bad breath. And we won't even talk about the body odor. Didn't he ever shower or at least wipe his butt? Other than that, a nice guy if a little slow.

#ripchoppa #dontletthedoorhityouinthearseonthewayout
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #15 on: April 22, 2016, 07:32:50 pm »
Quote from: CHOPPERS on April 22, 2016, 06:02:56 pm
Mourn you fucking c*nts, MOURN!

Sounds like something Clinton Baptiste would say.
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #16 on: April 22, 2016, 10:27:21 pm »
YNWA.
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #17 on: April 22, 2016, 11:14:30 pm »
Soon as I seen this thread I immediately thought the dozy twat who posts on here had received a life time ban    :P
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #18 on: April 23, 2016, 05:03:38 am »
Quote from: BlackandWhitePaul on April 22, 2016, 11:14:30 pm
Soon as I seen this thread I immediately thought the dozy twat who posts on here had received a life time ban    :P

Alas ;D

Nah we would be shit without his (inane) contributions :)
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #19 on: April 23, 2016, 07:14:51 am »
"Dyou know the pianos on my foot?"
"You hum it son, I'll play it!"
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #20 on: April 23, 2016, 09:26:04 am »
Very sad news, the least they can do it bury the cute fella with his half n half scarf.
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #21 on: April 23, 2016, 11:22:02 am »
Quote from: Johan C on April 23, 2016, 09:26:04 am
Very sad news, the least they can do it bury the cute fella with his half n half scarf.
1/2 monkey, 1/2 human?
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #22 on: April 23, 2016, 11:26:32 am »
Quote from: MichaelA on April 22, 2016, 02:33:57 pm

CHOPPERS has passed away after many decades spent gurning and scratching his arse as the world passed him by.

Quite an achievement to fit all them posts in, inbetween his arse scratching.
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #23 on: April 23, 2016, 11:28:35 am »
Quote from: CHOPPERS on April 22, 2016, 06:02:56 pm
Mourn you fucking c*nts, MOURN!
No he's still alive, albeit he does look familiar........


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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #24 on: April 23, 2016, 01:56:29 pm »
Quote from: Hij on April 23, 2016, 05:03:38 am
Alas ;D

Nah we would be shit without his (inane) contributions :)
Too true.

Chopper, Mouth and Macca.

3 of the best.    :)
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2016, 09:54:06 pm »
Quote from: Johan C on April 23, 2016, 09:26:04 am
Very sad news, the least they can do it bury the cute fella with his half n half scarf.

Very true, he loved wearing it.
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #26 on: October 4, 2023, 11:58:17 am »
Quote from: 24/7 on April 23, 2016, 11:28:35 am
No he's still alive, albeit he does look familiar........
Just checked it today. Still healthy and online.  :)
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #27 on: October 4, 2023, 03:21:58 pm »
Bloody hell. I got a shock when I saw this thread. I thought we'd lost a RAWK legend.   :o
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #28 on: October 4, 2023, 03:22:59 pm »
Yeah didn't like that thread name, threw me as well.
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #29 on: October 4, 2023, 03:59:08 pm »
Quote from: Son of Spion on October  4, 2023, 03:21:58 pm
Bloody hell. I got a shock when I saw this thread. I thought we'd lost a RAWK legend.   :o
Quote from: tubby on October  4, 2023, 03:22:59 pm
Yeah didn't like that thread name, threw me as well.
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #30 on: October 4, 2023, 04:37:48 pm »
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #32 on: October 4, 2023, 05:33:02 pm »
Yikes! You bastards scared me with that title.  :wanker
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #33 on: October 4, 2023, 08:28:17 pm »
Quote from: Samie on October  4, 2023, 05:33:02 pm
Yikes! You bastards scared me with that title.  :wanker

Got me too, and I was the first to reply last time  ;D
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #34 on: October 4, 2023, 10:21:12 pm »
Quote from: CraigDS on October  4, 2023, 08:28:17 pm
Got me too, and I was the first to reply last time  ;D

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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #35 on: October 5, 2023, 11:02:08 am »
Fuck's sake... thought we lost a good one. Glad to hear that our resident loon is fine and well.
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #36 on: October 5, 2023, 04:16:06 pm »
I was stunned when I saw the subject line.
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Re: RIP TO CHOPPERS
« Reply #37 on: October 6, 2023, 01:30:30 pm »
Quote from: Capon Debaser on October  4, 2023, 04:37:48 pm
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 ;D

Who's this RAWK legend everyone is talking about - i thought this was Chopper croaking it?
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