was gonna have a date tonight, but this girl was being really weird.
her: "hey lets go out!"
me: "sure lets go, where shall we go?"
her: "i can only do twickenham"
me: "okay, can you switch to richmond? otherwise i have to drive"
her: "no, richmond is hard for me"
me: "cos it isnt for me? haha, okay i'll drive, therefore i can only have one drink!"
her: "okay, im not drinking anyway i have an ear infection, im on anti-biotics"
me: "oh man, hope its getting better, where shall we go?"
her: "twickenham"
me: "okay i'll meet you at the wetherspoons at 6.30?"
her: "OMG CANT I CHOOSE THE PLACE?"
me: "erm of course, i was just trying to be useful!"
her: "why is this so hard?!"
me: "hahahahah! wtf. I'm coming to you."
her: "anyway theres no point if you can only stay for one drink, maybe some other time"
me: "shit weather anyway"
MY GOD WOMAN! I'm being really really hospitable considering all the hurdles you're making me jump over. I don't quite get the inflexibility in location either. Takes me 2 hours to get to Twickenham via train, or £30 uber. Man. This shit aint worth it.