Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[I've been a good boy]

Those that post first names of famous people like they're personal friends with them, like Rory for Rory McIlroy really annoys me.

What about Jurgen?

[Mumm-Ra]

Just accidentally spat in some lady's face while talking to her. You know that second where you think that was a bit saliva-y, hope I didn't get her, and then a few seconds later they casually wipe their cheek. Hate that

[SamLad]

What about Jurgen?

or "Rob"?

[Kenny's Jacket]

or "Rob"?

Who?

[SamLad]

Just accidentally spat in some lady's face while talking to her. You know that second where you think that was a bit saliva-y, hope I didn't get her, and then a few seconds later they casually wipe their cheek. Hate that

could be worse.  at a party years back my wife introduced me to one of her close friends, as I was turning around, holding a drink.

as I turned, the back of my hand brushed against her left tit.  cue a look of total alarm on her face.  I instantly decided to pretend it didn't happen -- which to this day I'm not sure was the right choice.

luckily my wife never noticed her friend's reaction.

[SamLad]

Who?

my feelings exactly. 

[rob1966]

could be worse.  at a party years back my wife introduced me to one of her close friends, as I was turning around, holding a drink.

as I turned, the back of my hand brushed against her left tit.  cue a look of total alarm on her face.  I instantly decided to pretend it didn't happen -- which to this day I'm not sure was the right choice.

luckily my wife never noticed her friend's reaction.

Ah, the old "accidentally felt your tit" excuse - you should be locked up you perv !!



Nah only kidding, I've done that myself and its like "shit, sorry about that". its really worrying that they think you've done it on purpose.

[reddebs]

Working too hard, thinking I'm invincible and still in my 20s.  Fucking dickhead!!

[SamLad]

Ah, the old "accidentally felt your tit" excuse - you should be locked up you perv !!

I swear, your honour!!!!

as an aside, her friend was an absolute knockout, and a really lovely person.  not that it's relevant of course, but anyhow ... 

[PaulF]

I swear, your honour!!!!

as an aside, her friend was an absolute knockout, and a really lovely person.  not that it's relevant of course, but anyhow ... 

And yet you have no stories of 'accidental' brushing with less attractive folk?

[rob1966]

And yet you have no stories of 'accidental' brushing with less attractive folk?

He feels them all up.

[SamLad]

And yet you have no stories of 'accidental' brushing with less attractive folk?

none whatsoever.

weird innit?

[Mumm-Ra]

Complete accident but he’s not washed that hand since 

[PaulF]

Articles on my phone popping up telling me Gen whatever says , but Gen wotsit fights back with...

a) I don't care, b) I don't know what gen is what.

For me , it should be Gen Arable Farmer, Gen industrial revolution , Gen Wireless. Gen TV . Gen  Video , Gen Internet , Gen Social media.  And I guess Gen AI is up next.

[rob1966]

Bit of a mixed one this, annoyed as his lesson got cut short, but happy that he's had a real emergency to deal with, which are always better than simulations. My lad getting dropped back at the hangar by Fire & Rescue after a rejected take off doing touch and go's due a tyre deflating and coming off the wheel



I was sat in the hangar, heard the alarm go off, saw the Rescue truck go bombing out. Looked out, no smoke so that's good, means they've not crashed and burnt, then sees the plane sat on the runway and gets a whatsapp off the lad to say all ok

[SamLad]

does your wife know about it?

[rob1966]

does your wife know about it?

Does she fuck and she never will

[SamLad]

Does she fuck and she never will

smart move.

[rob1966]

smart move.

She still doesn't know about the plane, not with my son in, having to emergency land on Blackpool beach either. What she doesn't know

[Buck Pete]

as an aside, her friend was an absolute knockout,

Would you go as far as to say she was a "Scorcher"?

[SamLad]

She still doesn't know about the plane, not with my son in, having to emergency land on Blackpool beach either. What she doesn't know

fact is, her knowing would do nobody any good at all.

especially if she's anything like my wife.  I swear, if worrying about hypotheticals was an Olympic event ...

[rob1966]

fact is, her knowing would do nobody any good at all.

especially if she's anything like my wife.  I swear, if worrying about hypotheticals was an Olympic event ...

Yeah she flaps like mad

Had to explain this to my lad over breakfast. He said well say I do fly typhoons and get a flame out she's needs to know I can cope. I'm like, no mate, yer ma needs to think you take off, fly about a bit, land and cruise back to the hangar before going for a cup of tea. She needs to know nothing else.

[Crosby Nick]

Would you go as far as to say she was a "Scorcher"?

Got her from Sol Dangerfield’s casting agency.

[reddebs]

A 9.5hrs shift and I'm broken 😞

Feet, ankles, knees, hips, back all fucked.  Fuck you Bank Holiday Weekend 😡

[PaulF]

A 9.5hrs shift and I'm broken 😞

Feet, ankles, knees, hips, back all fucked.  Fuck you Bank Holiday Weekend 😡

I assume you were working during our spurs masterclass.?
Thanks for taking yet another one for the team.
Any chance you can book more hours in April next year and maybe limit your hols to July and August?

[reddebs]

I assume you were working during our spurs masterclass.?
Thanks for taking yet another one for the team.
Any chance you can book more hours in April next year and maybe limit your hols to July and August?

I totally forgot we were playing until about 7pm 😂

[Rob K]

My missus friends kid (she's 10, maybe 11 actually) constantly going into our fridge/freezer whenever they are over without asking. been told multiple times by her mum and my missus to ask first, yet still does it.

I wouldn't even of had the balls to do that round my aunties or grandparents house at that age without asking first, let alone a friends of my parents.
Hell, i don't even do that now unless its been pre-established, like grabbing a beer or something.

[Alf]

Bought 2 bottles of rum on Saturday. 1 of which has disappeared.