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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1760 on: May 22, 2024, 06:29:13 pm »
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1761 on: May 22, 2024, 06:29:35 pm »
Fucking right into these tory wankers red men and women.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1762 on: May 22, 2024, 06:37:49 pm »
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1763 on: May 22, 2024, 06:43:18 pm »
Why the surprise early call for elections? One completely wild conspiracy theory: Corbyn might have finally decided to stand independently, or with Galloway, and neither party wants to give him time to prepare.

Is this a joke?
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1764 on: May 22, 2024, 06:46:52 pm »
Is this a joke?

I don’t think it is worryingly
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1765 on: May 22, 2024, 06:49:29 pm »
I don’t think it is worryingly

I'm just imagining how the conversation starts.

"Keir, it's Rishi here. Any thoughts on when you'd like me to call an election?"
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1766 on: May 22, 2024, 06:55:06 pm »
Labour now in discussions with the Tories re which bills Labour will allow to pass prior to dissolution of parliament.

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« Reply #1767 on: May 22, 2024, 06:55:37 pm »
Labour now in discussions with the Tories re which bills Labour will allow to pass prior to dissolution of parliament.

Well they've only got 48 hours.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1768 on: May 22, 2024, 06:57:44 pm »
Well they've only got 48 hours.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1769 on: May 22, 2024, 07:02:31 pm »
Well they've only got 48 hours.

Parliament gets prorogued on Friday and dissolution is next week on 30th May so yep a late rush of bills maybe

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1770 on: May 22, 2024, 07:08:05 pm »
Who cares, Tory blue to Tory red

Won't make one jot of difference
Did you hear Starmers response to Sunak calling a election ? it was aimed at people like yourself, the ignorant apathetic protentional voter who think they are all the same.  so what's your opinion based on. the usual ive got a feeling nothing will change much under Labour. it can't be based on evidence and fact.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1771 on: May 22, 2024, 07:08:30 pm »
Donegal, eh?
I will get a vote but I don't it won't make any difference.

A knighted Labour leader doesn't instill much confidence that things will get any better, hope I'm proved wrong.

The fact he is knighted is not relevant and doesnt suggest much thought.
The fact hes a c*nt who employs the likes of Reeves Lammy Streeting and Kendall is what should concern you more.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1772 on: May 22, 2024, 07:13:19 pm »
Whenever I see Sunak, he looks like a wobbling sex toy with fake ears glued onto it
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« Reply #1773 on: May 22, 2024, 07:15:38 pm »
The fact he is knighted is not relevant and doesnt suggest much thought.
The fact hes a c*nt who employs the likes of Reeves Lammy Streeting and Kendall is what should concern you more.

I guess the Tories can count on your vote then? :)
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1774 on: May 22, 2024, 07:16:53 pm »
I guess the Tories can count on your vote then? :)

Nope
As I've said before, the Full English is just the base upon which the Scots/Welsh/NI have improved upon. Sorry but the Full English is the worst of the British breakfasts.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1775 on: May 22, 2024, 07:17:40 pm »
I'm just imagining how the conversation starts.

"Keir, it's Rishi here. Any thoughts on when you'd like me to call an election?"

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1776 on: May 22, 2024, 07:24:14 pm »
So the last vote I'll participate in before I move to the States is July 4th seems apt

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1777 on: May 22, 2024, 07:25:58 pm »
So the last vote I'll participate in before I move to the States is July 4th seems apt

Independent of the Tories day.
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« Reply #1778 on: May 22, 2024, 07:26:58 pm »
Independent of the Tories day.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1779 on: May 22, 2024, 07:27:48 pm »
Donegal, eh?
I will get a vote but I don't it won't make any difference.

A knighted Labour leader doesn't instill much confidence that things will get any better, hope I'm proved wrong.
Lammys disappointed. dropped himself in it a few times over the last few yrs but nothing compared to his critics on the left.
I would get used to Streeting. hopefully Starmer takes Labour into 3+ election wins but Streeting looks like being his successor. future PM.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1780 on: May 22, 2024, 07:28:27 pm »
TORIES OUT
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1781 on: May 22, 2024, 07:31:32 pm »
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1782 on: May 22, 2024, 07:32:15 pm »
I'm in one of the safest of Labour seats (Wallasey) so it's one of those where I can either stick with Labour despite the 99.9999999% probability of an Angela Eagle win, or a Green vote to give my support to them.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1783 on: May 22, 2024, 07:33:41 pm »
Don't forget you can use an expired passport/driving licence etc when voting. OR you just need a passport sized photo and your NI number to obtain a Voter ID cert here:

https://www.gov.uk/apply-for-photo-id-voter-authority-certificate

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1784 on: May 22, 2024, 07:36:01 pm »
I'll be voting Labour. The Greens seem to be picking up some extremist cast offs which doesn't really sit well with me. It won't make a difference where I am as it's solid Labour, but I'll be doing my part flushing the Tory turd.
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1785 on: May 22, 2024, 07:36:16 pm »
My seat is a bit of a weird one. Labour had it for years, SNP won it in2015, Tories in 2017 and back to SNP in 2019. If I'm very confident the Tories can't win it, I'll likely vote Green, as I'm genuinely indifferent between Labour and SNP at this point. If it looks like the Tories might have a chance I'll have to figure out which of Labour and the SNP are in best position to win.

I don't think the Tories will have a chance though as it stands.

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« Reply #1786 on: May 22, 2024, 07:38:27 pm »
My birthday is on the 8th, so hopefully that weekend will be a good party.
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« Reply #1787 on: May 22, 2024, 07:50:25 pm »
I’m in a very safe Tory seat unfortunately but the demographics are changing as the old white folk move out or die and Asians move in from the area around Heathrow so it might come into play for Labour hopefully
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1789 on: May 22, 2024, 08:06:19 pm »
Sky News reporter getting thrown out of the Tory party launch live on TV ;D

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« Reply #1790 on: May 22, 2024, 08:07:08 pm »
Presumably the logic behind the early GE rather than clinging to power for as long as possible is that the economy is taking a turn for the better, Sunak surely isn’t deluded enough to think that they’ll stay in power but probably does think this is their best chance at securing a good number of seats?

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« Reply #1791 on: May 22, 2024, 08:08:32 pm »
I’m in a very safe Tory seat unfortunately but the demographics are changing as the old white folk move out or die and Asians move in from the area around Heathrow so it might come into play for Labour hopefully

Dpends which Asians, I guess. They love a Tory in Leicester.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1792 on: May 22, 2024, 08:12:41 pm »
TORIES OUT
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« Reply #1793 on: May 22, 2024, 08:13:22 pm »
Sky News reporter getting thrown out of the Tory party launch live on TV ;D


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« Reply #1794 on: May 22, 2024, 08:14:13 pm »
Sounds like Sunak was under pressure with letters going in, so called the election.
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« Reply #1795 on: May 22, 2024, 08:15:08 pm »
Presumably the logic behind the early GE rather than clinging to power for as long as possible is that the economy is taking a turn for the better, Sunak surely isn’t deluded enough to think that they’ll stay in power but probably does think this is their best chance at securing a good number of seats?

I think Sunak is sick of the shit show and want to fuck off out of parliament and into something much more lucrative. He's a self entitled little prick that can't take any responsibility for the last 14 years of fucking up the country.

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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1796 on: May 22, 2024, 08:20:13 pm »
Sunak is the shit show
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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1797 on: May 22, 2024, 08:22:02 pm »
I guess the Tories can count on your vote then? :)

Butt hurt Corbynites would love a Tory win as they're jealous that Labour are actually an electable force again rather than a pathetic student like protest group they were under the old man. Its why we hear the Tory Red, Tory Blue bullshit and that nothing will change because they can't stomach the fact that there's a Labour front bench who are actually capable of winning an election when Corbyn failed multiple times. Luckily these idiots are in the minority and will have no actual bearing on any of the results during this election. Corbyn losing his seat if he does have the balls to stand again will be another sweet moment during this election

I think Sunak is sick of the shit show and want to fuck off out of parliament and into something much more lucrative. He's a self entitled little prick that can't take any responsibility for the last 14 years of fucking up the country.

Schools in California start in August don't they? He needs to be out of the country before then!


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Re: UK General Election - July 4th, here we go folks.
« Reply #1798 on: May 22, 2024, 08:23:49 pm »
Dpends which Asians, I guess. They love a Tory in Leicester.

I need the full demographics breakdown of Leicestershire from Fromola before I can form an opinion on this one.

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« Reply #1799 on: May 22, 2024, 08:24:25 pm »
Yeah mid august is about right for California schools
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