Author Topic: How does George Clooney do it? (Read 11974 times)

fowlermagic · « **on:** August 12, 2011, 03:35:50 pm »

Dates gals 20 years his junior for a year or two at a time even though he has said he will never marry. A few good looks, a wee charm and some cash in the bank helps but how many of us lads could get away with it.

Chakan · « **Reply #1 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:37:02 pm »

Some cash in the bank is like saying there's some water in the ocean.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #2 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:49:15 pm »

there's probably loads of blokes that do the same but not plastered all over the media

TheRedBaron · « **Reply #3 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:52:31 pm »

Because he is gay? If he came out it would seriously damage his acting career. Never wants to get married and always stays very good friends with the whoever after they've 'broken up', hmmmm.

Finn Solomon · « **Reply #4 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:53:21 pm »

He's smarter than Rooney, Tiger Woods and the rest of them.

adeel · « **Reply #5 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:56:34 pm »

Because he's loaded. Even Franck Ribery could have the fittest of birds, not that I am implying he is fugly as such.

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #6 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:58:46 pm »

Roofies my friend, roofies

west_london_red · « **Reply #7 on:** August 12, 2011, 03:58:50 pm »

maybe hes a really nice person? Or hes hung like a horse?

Corkboy · « **Reply #8 on:** August 12, 2011, 04:00:50 pm »

How does extraordinarily good looking, wealthy and successful film star get to have sex with women so much?

A question for the ages....

RedRabbit · « **Reply #9 on:** August 12, 2011, 04:06:05 pm »

Quote from: TheRedBaron on August 12, 2011, 03:52:31 pm

Because he is gay? If he came out it would seriously damage his acting career. Never wants to get married and always stays very good friends with the whoever after they've 'broken up', hmmmm.

Yeah, that's it....cause being gay would be a fucking huge disadvantage in the entertainment industry.

It's cause he loks like a badger. Women fucking love badgers.

TheRedBaron · « **Reply #10 on:** August 12, 2011, 04:10:16 pm »

Quote from: RedRabbit on August 12, 2011, 04:06:05 pm

Yeah, that's it....cause being gay would be a fucking huge disadvantage in the entertainment industry.

It's cause he loks like a badger. Women fucking love badgers.

Of course it would for his career he wouldnt get the roles he does now. You dont think there is still a huge number of people in the entertainment industry who are afraid to come out?

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #11 on:** August 12, 2011, 04:14:35 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on August 12, 2011, 04:00:50 pm

How does extraordinarily good looking, wealthy and successful film star get to have sex with women so much?

A question for the ages....

I've been vexed by this very question for years.

RedRabbit · « **Reply #12 on:** August 12, 2011, 04:28:24 pm »

Quote from: TheRedBaron on August 12, 2011, 04:10:16 pm

Of course it would for his career he wouldnt get the roles he does now. You dont think there is still a huge number of people in the entertainment industry who are afraid to come out?

There may be, I've not got a clue. Why would it matter if he did? Are you saying he wouldn't get anymore roles in movies with Pitt and Damon? I doubt it would effect his career at all.

fowlermagic · « **Reply #13 on:** August 12, 2011, 04:35:04 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on August 12, 2011, 04:00:50 pm

How does extraordinarily good looking, wealthy and successful film star get to have sex with women so much?

A question for the ages....

May never be answered

I wonder how many of his girls who hang on for a couple of years hoping he changes his mind and then fumes out the door when he tells them again hes not interested in marriage?

AriGold · « **Reply #14 on:** August 12, 2011, 04:39:22 pm »

He's George fucking Clooney. He can shag whatever girl he practically wants, the jammy c*nt.

Ultimate Bromance · « **Reply #15 on:** August 12, 2011, 04:55:45 pm »

No gallery of his assorted beauties?

*storms off*

SMD · « **Reply #16 on:** August 12, 2011, 05:24:23 pm »

Quote from: fowlermagic on August 12, 2011, 03:35:50 pm

Dates gals 20 years his junior for a year or two at a time even though he has said he will never marry. A few good looks, a wee charm and some cash in the bank helps but how many of us lads could get away with it.

Next week, fowlermagic wonders how Suarez is so good just by being a bit faster and a bit decent with the ball.

OsirisMVZ · « **Reply #17 on:** August 12, 2011, 05:45:51 pm »

Quote from: TheRedBaron on August 12, 2011, 04:10:16 pm

Of course it would for his career he wouldnt get the roles he does now. You dont think there is still a huge number of people in the entertainment industry who are afraid to come out?

Because Ian McKellen, Roland Emmerich etc have such a hard time in Hollywood right now...

jambutty · « **Reply #18 on:** August 12, 2011, 05:47:49 pm »

He's gay and they keep refreshing the beards?

TheRedBaron · « **Reply #19 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:09:41 pm »

Quote from: OsirisMVZ on August 12, 2011, 05:45:51 pm

Because Ian McKellen, Roland Emmerich etc have such a hard time in Hollywood right now...

One is a director and the other took decades to come out. If you dont think it would have a dramatic effect on the roles he was offered youre an idiot.

RJH · « **Reply #20 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:10:08 pm »

Quote from: TheRedBaron on August 12, 2011, 04:10:16 pm

Of course it would for his career he wouldnt get the roles he does now. You dont think there is still a huge number of people in the entertainment industry who are afraid to come out?

So you're saying openly gay people would struggle to be successful in the entertainment industry?

TheRedBaron · « **Reply #21 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:12:33 pm »

Quote from: RJH on August 12, 2011, 06:10:08 pm

So you're saying openly gay people would struggle to be successful in the entertainment industry?

....

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #22 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:19:45 pm »

Apart from in the looks department, Clooney has nothing I don't. Except the money. And stardom. And charisma. And charm. But that is it.

medley · « **Reply #23 on:** August 12, 2011, 06:39:46 pm »

Definitely gay

fowlermagic · « **Reply #24 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:04:20 pm »

Looks like a school teacher these days

buzzing · « **Reply #25 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:07:38 pm »

Quote from: fowlermagic on August 12, 2011, 07:04:20 pm

Looks like a school teacher these days

But because it's him. Girls will find it "manly"

Jack the Red · « **Reply #26 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:21:22 pm »

Looks like a homeless Terry Wogan in that photo.

TepidT2O · « **Reply #27 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:43:06 pm »

One of the tricks is the commitment not to marry.

Every woman thinks they can change his mind ...it's a challenge

bahrainexpat · « **Reply #28 on:** August 12, 2011, 07:59:19 pm »

Multi-million dollars in the bank is usually a potent aphrodisiac for ladies (or men) of a certain disposition.

KERRYKOP · « **Reply #29 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:10:37 pm »

♠Dirty Harry♠ · « **Reply #30 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:39:43 pm »

Quote from: Tepid water on August 12, 2011, 07:43:06 pm

One of the tricks is the commitment not to marry.

Every woman thinks they can change his mind ...it's a challenge

Wouldn't they all be fucking priests by that line of thinking?

Corkboy · « **Reply #31 on:** August 12, 2011, 08:43:49 pm »

Quote from: ♠Dirty Harry♠ on August 12, 2011, 08:39:43 pm

Wouldn't they all be fucking priests by that line of thinking?

If only. Might keep the fuckers normal.

1021 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 12, 2011, 09:26:25 pm »

Quote from: corkboy on August 12, 2011, 04:00:50 pm

How does extraordinarily good looking, wealthy and successful film star get to have sex with women so much?

A question for the ages....

And he was married at one point, by the way.

Ycuzz · « **Reply #33 on:** August 12, 2011, 09:44:52 pm »

Sec, I'll ask Mrs. Ycuzz

Barneylfc∗ · « **Reply #34 on:** August 12, 2011, 09:50:11 pm »

Quote from: TheRedBaron on August 12, 2011, 06:12:33 pm

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Have you any evidence to back your claim that he wouldnt get the roles he has if he was gay. I dont think he is gay at all. I think your extremely jealous. If girls are happy to get fucked around thats up to them.

Ycuzz · « **Reply #35 on:** August 12, 2011, 09:55:26 pm »

Apparently he's "yummy"...

flw · « **Reply #36 on:** August 13, 2011, 01:24:51 am »

Cary Grant was gay so was Clarke Gable,Tony Curtis , in them days it was all hush hush, but today its no stigma to come out. I dont think he s gay, there are people out there who really dont want to get married again, Personally he does not appeal to me , but i know a man who did and he WAS gay

Richard Chamberlain ( Dr Kildare ) . When you look around at some of these old men with young ladies you do have to wonder sometimes what the attraction is

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Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #37 on:** August 13, 2011, 02:14:02 am »

Quote from: flw on August 13, 2011, 01:24:51 am

Cary Grant was gay so was Clarke Gable,Tony Curtis , in them days it was all hush hush, but today its no stigma to come out. I dont think he s gay, there are people out there who really dont want to get married again, Personally he does not appeal to me , but i know a man who did and he WAS gay
Richard Chamberlain ( Dr Kildare ) . When you look around at some of these old men with young ladies you do have to wonder sometimes what the attraction is

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I have no intention of bein' wed.

RedRabbit · « **Reply #38 on:** August 13, 2011, 02:15:22 am »

Quote from: Anywhichwayucan on August 13, 2011, 02:14:02 am

I have no intention of bein' wed.

Snap. Alien idea to me.

Borninbethlehem · « **Reply #39 on:** August 13, 2011, 02:18:07 am »

Quote from: fowlermagic on August 12, 2011, 03:35:50 pm

Dates gals 20 years his junior for a year or two at a time even though he has said he will never marry. A few good looks, a wee charm and some cash in the bank helps but how many of us lads could get away with it.

He is fucking fit. That's how he does it!