Author Topic: RAWK - the best of (comedy) (Read 115181 times)

Mouth · « **Reply #40 on:** October 14, 2012, 08:42:52 pm »

Ever wondered how someone got the user CT Clapham Stalker?

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262532.0

and

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262533.0

For good measure

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=259771.0

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #41 on:** October 14, 2012, 08:43:36 pm »

Oh you twat.

Mouth · « **Reply #42 on:** October 14, 2012, 08:51:37 pm »

I never forget anything

StevenLFC · « **Reply #43 on:** October 14, 2012, 11:20:51 pm »

I forgot I mentioned the ol' Danger Wank in the Compromising Positions thread. Good times.

jed the red · « **Reply #44 on:** October 16, 2012, 07:15:12 pm »

Quote from: Gerrard_8_ on October 14, 2012, 06:47:07 pm

Dad watches porn: http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=277890.0
Larger shirts: http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=273572.0

Thems the ones!

hoppyLFC · « **Reply #45 on:** October 17, 2012, 10:20:58 pm »

This one is brilliant.....

Havn't laughed so much since Rooney had his 'rug' fitted!!!

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=282970.0

hoppyLFC · « **Reply #46 on:** October 17, 2012, 10:41:57 pm »

Another classic..............

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=259771.0

Getting the christmas choo choo to stay with Gary Neville · « **Reply #47 on:** October 18, 2012, 10:29:09 am »

There was a thread about some poster visiting another poster during a weekend and breaking the toilet seat cover.

EDIT: Found it - http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=274793

Rococo · « **Reply #48 on:** October 18, 2012, 07:16:04 pm »

You can't have a 'best of' thread without djphal and his emails thread. Laugh every time I read that!

Rococo · « **Reply #49 on:** October 18, 2012, 07:19:29 pm »

Quote from: Rococo on October 18, 2012, 07:16:04 pm

You can't have a 'best of' thread without djphal and his emails thread. Laugh every time I read that!

This one......

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=145373.0

AnfieldIron · « **Reply #50 on:** October 23, 2012, 09:35:41 am »

From the Weird Dreams thread ...

Quote from: Roady on September 15, 2008, 10:17:17 pm

by far the freakiest ive had was dreaming that i was at a mates wedding. I was the best man.No everything had gone really well.Then it came to the disco part of the night, and then a shit load of midgets got up on the floor and started dancing.Now everyone was like "cool hes hired midgets to dance thats boss etc etc" so i got up and challenged them all, in my pissed up state to a dance off.So i start giving it socks, and they follow suit.From what i rememeber i was pretty fuckin good at dancing, which is coool coz im not in real life. Anyways, the song finishes at which point people are gathered around in a big circle clapping and cheering. Then all these mdgets pick me up and carry me off the floor to rapturous applause! anyways everyone thinks this is all part of the show. I get taken into a hotel room, and no word of a lie bum raped by these midgets. It was fucking terrifying.still in the dream i woke up in a bed and legged it own to the wedding, and me mates starting cheeering saying that dance was fuckin great etc...Their faces soon dropped when i told em what had happened. Then i woke up sweating like a beast shit scared.

Anywhichwayicant · « **Reply #51 on:** October 23, 2012, 09:45:51 am »

The infamous Funny Fotos Fred.

Rococo · « **Reply #52 on:** October 23, 2012, 06:32:25 pm »

OldCold fights.

Especially Capon's remixes, with the 'turned out nice again' one being my favourite!

Marty 85 · « **Reply #53 on:** October 23, 2012, 06:51:12 pm »

The guy who couldn't contain his excitement at getting picked up in a van to go to the match is a personal favorite. I think it was Reading away a few years back.

AnfieldIron · « **Reply #54 on:** October 23, 2012, 07:46:12 pm »

Quote from: Marty 85 on October 23, 2012, 06:51:12 pm

The guy who couldn't contain his excitement at getting picked up in a van to go to the match is a personal favorite. I think it was Reading away a few years back.

Quote from: Mr Sitter on January 13, 2010, 06:16:48 pm

can't wait for this one me mates picking me up in a van

Marty 85 · « **Reply #55 on:** November 6, 2012, 11:49:26 pm »

Quote from: AnfieldIron on October 23, 2012, 07:46:12 pm

The very one!

Which thread was it in?

blurred · « **Reply #56 on:** November 7, 2012, 02:27:17 am »

Quote from: Marty 85 on November 6, 2012, 11:49:26 pm

The very one! Which thread was it in?

Er, click on the link and it takes you to the quote?

Ken-Obi · « **Reply #57 on:** January 2, 2013, 12:21:44 pm »

Re-read most of the threads on here for the second time in my life as a RAWKite - you haven't lived until you read Evo and Mooro's tales of bodily functions.

007.lankyguy · « **Reply #58 on:** January 3, 2013, 09:10:58 pm »

The Pellegrini sacked joke still makes me giggle.

Stevie-A · « **Reply #59 on:** January 3, 2013, 09:47:29 pm »

Mouth stitching up SHF with the 'Make me look like Spider-Man...' photo was superb.

Agger · « **Reply #60 on:** January 3, 2013, 10:45:09 pm »

Whatever happened to TheDpoLenz who loved to cream himself?

jed the red · « **Reply #61 on:** January 3, 2013, 10:46:47 pm »

Quote from: Agger on January 3, 2013, 10:45:09 pm

Whatever happened to TheDpoLenz who loved to cream himself?

I think he fucked off after feeling disgusted at our childish behaviour!

Mouth · « **Reply #62 on:** January 3, 2013, 10:50:38 pm »

Quote from: Stevie-A on January 3, 2013, 09:47:29 pm

Mouth stitching up SHF with the 'Make me look like Spider-Man...' photo was superb.

I'm still proud of that one, I still giggle about it now, I was near dying when I was actually doing it.

007.lankyguy · « **Reply #63 on:** January 3, 2013, 10:56:55 pm »

Quote from: Agger on January 3, 2013, 10:45:09 pm

Whatever happened to TheDpoLenz who loved to cream himself?

Ah I need to have a read of that thread again.

S.Red please · « **Reply #64 on:** January 4, 2013, 01:16:24 pm »

Where's the thread about the guy whose daughter was in a music video? She was a dancer with some rapper actually singing. He made the mistake of posting the video on here cue some brilliant and predictable comments and outrageous photoshops if I remember correctly. Tried searching for it but I can't remember what it's actually called.

S.Red please · « **Reply #65 on:** January 4, 2013, 03:16:04 pm »

Actually I found it. Wind up or not still an old gem.

Daughter in Rap video
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=278170.0

AnfieldIron · « **Reply #66 on:** January 4, 2013, 05:22:15 pm »

Quote from: Mouth on January 3, 2013, 10:50:38 pm

I'm still proud of that one, I still giggle about it now, I was near dying when I was actually doing it.

You got a link to it?

jed the red · « **Reply #67 on:** January 4, 2013, 05:26:47 pm »

Quote from: Serbian Red on January 4, 2013, 03:16:04 pm

Actually I found it. Wind up or not still an old gem.

Daughter in Rap video
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=278170.0

Don't believe I missed that one! Just spent half an hour in stitches reading that, pure class.

Sir Harvest Fields · « **Reply #68 on:** January 4, 2013, 05:35:56 pm »

Quote from: Stevie-A on January 3, 2013, 09:47:29 pm

Mouth stitching up SHF with the 'Make me look like Spider-Man...' photo was superb.

That was brilliant , i wish i hadnt stumbled across it so soon, would have been gold

Motty · « **Reply #69 on:** January 4, 2013, 06:26:09 pm »

Quote from: Serbian Red on January 4, 2013, 03:16:04 pm

Actually I found it. Wind up or not still an old gem.

Daughter in Rap video
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=278170.0

that thread was fucking funny as fuck, can't believe he put that on here

Mouth · « **Reply #70 on:** January 4, 2013, 06:42:59 pm »

Quote from: AnfieldIron on January 4, 2013, 05:22:15 pm

You got a link to it?

from this post on

Quote from: Mouth on March 1, 2012, 01:00:44 am

Can someone please photoshop this pic of me so I look cool like spiderman, webs shooting out my hands that sort of thing.

No stupid shit please, dont make me look like a twat.

Thanks

Stevie-A · « **Reply #71 on:** January 4, 2013, 06:57:19 pm »

I had forgotten about the majestic quote 'who fucking asked your opinion gobshite'. Marvellous stuff!

Cochise · « **Reply #72 on:** January 4, 2013, 07:35:45 pm »

Quote from: DanFromMars on October 14, 2012, 03:22:37 am

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=272734.0

4th reply to that thread is a rather outstanding pun.

I knew even before I clicked on that it would be Crosby Nick.

AnfieldIron · « **Reply #73 on:** February 3, 2013, 11:00:48 pm »

Anyone got a link to where the whole phenomenon with skinning people's ma's and wearing their skin started?

Found it about a year ago and thought it was boss haha.

007.lankyguy · « **Reply #74 on:** March 22, 2013, 07:36:19 pm »

Quote from: DanFromMars on October 14, 2012, 03:22:37 am

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=272734.0

4th reply to that thread is a rather outstanding pun.

Just seen this. Beautiful

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #75 on:** May 23, 2014, 08:09:31 pm »

Stickied this as per oddball's suggestion. Any additions worthy of going on the first post can be added...

Oddball · « **Reply #76 on:** May 23, 2014, 08:13:10 pm »

Quote from: The 5th Benitle on May 23, 2014, 08:09:31 pm

Stickied this as per oddball's suggestion. Any additions worthy of going on the first post can be added...

Ernie Clicker · « **Reply #77 on:** May 23, 2014, 08:43:59 pm »

A little piss take out of our blue friends in the Peoples Supermarket was RAWK at its funniest and creative best. If you look through its 9 pages skip the chat and look for the images posted - hilarious at the time.
http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=156260.0

The Christmas Tree Angel · « **Reply #78 on:** May 24, 2014, 12:25:17 am »

is the Moyes thread in here - that one gave us all so much joy for a full year

Terrys chocolate orange · « **Reply #79 on:** May 24, 2014, 12:38:37 am »

Quote from: Mouth on October 14, 2012, 08:42:52 pm

Ever wondered how someone got the user CT Clapham Stalker?

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262532.0

and

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=262533.0

For good measure

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=259771.0

How on Earth did I miss these?
Proper pissing myself laughing reading through them.