Author Topic: RAWK - the best of (comedy) (Read 115184 times)

flashman · « **on:** October 13, 2012, 09:09:04 am »

planet-terror · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2012, 09:10:50 am »

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=236032.0

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2012, 09:13:52 am »

There's one for the funniest threads but cant remember what its called.

flashman · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2012, 09:21:09 am »

Quote from: planet--terror on October 13, 2012, 09:10:50 am

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=236032.0

I love that thread but they are the best posts, I was talking about the best 20 threads or something, eg the lad who swallowed a bottle top?

planet-terror · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2012, 09:22:38 am »

Quote from: flashman on October 13, 2012, 09:21:09 am

I love that thread but they are the best posts, I was talking about the best 20 threads or something, eg the lad who swallowed a bottle top?

no idea but there is a good thread about a boy who cried wolf somewhere in the main board

JerseyKloppite · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2012, 01:06:00 pm »

Baldrick will take some beating. And the guy who got stuck in the catflap.

Father Ted · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2012, 01:08:27 pm »

Any thread with contributions from Grifter is usually pretty funny.

Bob Loblaw · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2012, 04:17:38 pm »

The house-sitting one is still probably my favourite.

Malaysian Kopite · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2012, 04:21:37 pm »

Quote from: Bob Loblaw on October 13, 2012, 04:17:38 pm

The house-sitting one is still probably my favourite.

Do u have a link?

My favourite is either Effes animal porn one or the 'How often do you cream yourself?' thread.

flashman · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2012, 04:41:53 pm »

Ok post a link to your favourite thread and I will amend the op

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2012, 04:45:47 pm »

Quote from: flashman on October 13, 2012, 04:41:53 pm

Ok post a link to your favourite thread and I will amend the op

This is the one for me

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=298797.0

JerseyKloppite · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2012, 05:27:30 pm »

Quote from: Immortal King Brian Bluessed on October 13, 2012, 04:45:47 pm

This is the one for me

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=298797.0

So what is it?

Bob Loblaw · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2012, 05:40:11 pm »

Quote from: Malaysian Kopite on October 13, 2012, 04:21:37 pm

Do u have a link?

My favourite is either Effes animal porn one or the 'How often do you cream yourself?' thread.

Took me some digging...

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=65279.0

it's the rebuttal that had me literally in tears laughing...

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=65279.msg1024307#msg1024307

Sir Psycho Sexy · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2012, 05:58:36 pm »

Cant forget "Police message on my computer" I'll try and get the link but thats quality

Ginamos · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2012, 06:03:04 pm »

Quote from: Bob Loblaw on October 13, 2012, 05:40:11 pm

...
it's the rebuttal that had me literally in tears laughing...

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=65279.msg1024307#msg1024307

The Evo thread is hilarious, not just the rebuttal, but the whole back and forth. The rebuttal is killer.

Sir Psycho Sexy · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2012, 06:05:21 pm »

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=296861.0 there ya go

Bob Loblaw · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2012, 06:09:06 pm »

Quote from: Ginamos on October 13, 2012, 06:03:04 pm

The Evo thread is hilarious, not just the rebuttal, but the whole back and forth. The rebuttal is killer.

Just after reading this for the first time.

Gas bastards.....literally in this case.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=113667.0

Red Beret · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2012, 06:25:30 pm »

Has to be the "Compromising Positions" thread for me.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=282970.msg9482753#msg9482753

Motty · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2012, 06:26:49 pm »

Effes animal porn thread was amazing

007.lankyguy · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2012, 08:46:09 pm »

The 'How often do you cream yourself' thread is my favourite. It's the fact that the OP kept insisting on the thread being serious

Edit: Just superb http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=275511.0

Mirra · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2012, 09:03:23 pm »

Baldrick, that was a cracker.

DanFromMars · « **Reply #21 on:** October 14, 2012, 03:22:37 am »

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=272734.0

4th reply to that thread is a rather outstanding pun.

Lady_brandybuck · « **Reply #22 on:** October 14, 2012, 03:31:45 am »

The better half stuck in the cat-flap, the lad with the mouse problem and the bonjella, and the Help I just swallowed a ringpull are my favourites.

Mouth · « **Reply #23 on:** October 14, 2012, 03:41:58 am »

A fav of mine because of how fucking quick I got in with it

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=256666.0

MBL? · « **Reply #24 on:** October 14, 2012, 03:51:59 am »

Skillz 17 was the man.

Mouth · « **Reply #25 on:** October 14, 2012, 04:08:03 am »

All kinds of win from this post on http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=216909.msg4183746#msg4183746

kavah's christmas Cava palava · « **Reply #26 on:** October 14, 2012, 04:47:58 am »

the boxing thread is outstanding

Bird Bird Bird The Bird Is The Word · « **Reply #27 on:** October 14, 2012, 05:55:35 am »

ahem

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=258666.0

B0151? · « **Reply #28 on:** October 14, 2012, 01:46:33 pm »

Quote from: Das Liverpool on October 14, 2012, 05:55:35 am

ahem

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=258666.0

the ring pull one ahahhaa

-Willo- · « **Reply #29 on:** October 14, 2012, 01:50:41 pm »

Pellegrini sacked from Madrid for the "if that's the 3 things he done then no wonder he was sacked" comment, or something along them lines.

DanFromMars · « **Reply #30 on:** October 14, 2012, 02:03:57 pm »

Progression of the first 2 images in the Photoshop tennis thread is quality.

Port_vale_lad · « **Reply #31 on:** October 14, 2012, 02:03:57 pm »

Out of the beef taco thread,probably the funniest reply iv ever seen on rawk,was crying for ages
genius

Lfsea

Re: Restaurants complaint help

I'm just amazed that neither of them noticed it was cheese.

One person erroneously mistaking meat for melted cheese is baffling / bizarre, two cannot be described either by science nor by divine forces.

Your missus was probably sick on the dashboard because she'd mistaken a bag of Werthers Originals for a lump of asbestos.

B0151? · « **Reply #32 on:** October 14, 2012, 02:04:58 pm »

Quote from: -Willo- on October 14, 2012, 01:50:41 pm

Pellegrini sacked from Madrid for the "if that's the 3 things he done then no wonder he was sacked" comment, or something along them lines.

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=258318.msg6945280#msg6945280

ahaha

Crimson_Tank · « **Reply #33 on:** October 14, 2012, 02:50:07 pm »

Was it the compromising positions thread that had the story about the bean found on the pubes?

electricghost · « **Reply #34 on:** October 14, 2012, 03:48:20 pm »

Quote from: Crimson_Tank on October 14, 2012, 02:50:07 pm

Was it the compromising positions thread that had the story about the bean found on the pubes?

http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=58041.msg3997094#msg3997094

Sir Psycho Sexy · « **Reply #35 on:** October 14, 2012, 03:53:30 pm »

Quote from: Crimson_Tank on October 14, 2012, 02:50:07 pm

Was it the compromising positions thread that had the story about the bean found on the pubes?

i thought that was a grammatical error then and was wondering, "how could someone have been found on some pubes" and then i read it

wtf.

jed the red · « **Reply #36 on:** October 14, 2012, 05:06:42 pm »

Quote from: lankyguy007 on October 13, 2012, 08:46:09 pm

The 'How often do you cream yourself' thread is my favourite. It's the fact that the OP kept insisting on the thread being serious

Edit: Just superb http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=275511.0

that thread had me in stitches. as you mention he kept on trying to make it serious and nobody was having any of it, he eventually fucked off telling us all to grow up!! hilarious.

Also i remember thread about a lad walking in on his dad wanking? im off try and find it now!!

bollocks i cant cut and paste where i am at the moment, but the general gist is a lad kept on finding his flat mate cracking one off and it was his dad!!

also there is an absolute gem by an american fan trying to get the bigger size of shirt, again absolutely hilarious!

will try and link next week unless someone else can?

Gerrard_8_ · « **Reply #37 on:** October 14, 2012, 06:47:07 pm »

Quote from: jed the red on October 14, 2012, 05:06:42 pm

that thread had me in stitches. as you mention he kept on trying to make it serious and nobody was having any of it, he eventually fucked off telling us all to grow up!! hilarious.

Also i remember thread about a lad walking in on his dad wanking? im off try and find it now!!

bollocks i cant cut and paste where i am at the moment, but the general gist is a lad kept on finding his flat mate cracking one off and it was his dad!!

also there is an absolute gem by an american fan trying to get the bigger size of shirt, again absolutely hilarious!

will try and link next week unless someone else can?

Dad watches porn: http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=277890.0
Larger shirts: http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=273572.0

Motty · « **Reply #38 on:** October 14, 2012, 07:22:02 pm »

Quote from: -Willo- on October 14, 2012, 01:50:41 pm

Pellegrini sacked from Madrid for the "if that's the 3 things he done then no wonder he was sacked" comment, or something along them lines.

classic one liner that, pissed myself

The 5th Benitle · « **Reply #39 on:** October 14, 2012, 07:25:18 pm »

Farmer breaks penis http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=87277.msg1392418#msg1392418