Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Cochise]

Just made a brew with the last teabag and the bastard split. How often does a bloody teabag split?
 
Its my own fault really, instead of taking two steps over to the cutlery drawer to get a teaspoon like most people would I picked up the nearest thing to me, a fork, and stirred me brew.
 
I'm Pissed off.

[Party Phil]

Everton Football Club

[rednich85]

Cleaning you're arse and the toilet roll sticks

c*nt that

[irishred1991]

people that make noises when they're eating.

[liverpoolfcmike]

people that make noises when they're eating.

Ohhh i hate that.

[worthers]

Slow walkers who take up the entire pavement then get frightened when they think you've snook up on them.

[Cochise]

Slow walkers who take up the entire pavement then get frightened when they think you've snook up on them.

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[lfcss]

people that make noises when they're eating.

and try to hold a conversation with you whilst spraying you with whatever bloody food is in their mouth.Chew,swallow then talk, not really difficult is it!

[Rudolph the red nose griffin]

people that make noises when they're eating.

That is definitely top of my list of pet hates - along with people slurping hot drinks, just wait for it to cool down a bit FFS!

Also, people - usually men I find - who jiggle their leg/foot when it's in my eyesight and I'm trying to do something like read/watch TV and all I can see out of the corner of my eye is their leg shaking.

[rednich85]

Cutting yourself shaving is an absolute pain in the arse as well

[donut]

Also, people - usually men I find - who jiggle their leg/foot when it's in my eyesight and I'm trying to do something like read/watch TV and all I can see out of the corner of my eye is their leg shaking.

You sure they're not trying to have a subtle wank?

[rocco]

Cutting yourself shaving is an absolute pain in the arse as well

just shaving is a pet hate of mine

[Cribertinokes]

I can't stand people who talk to you when you eating, I mean when you have a big piece of food in your mouth and then get agitated and fustrated when you don't reply.

[rednile]

People that moan about little things like this , get a fucking life you miserable twats .

[Rudolph the red nose griffin]

You sure they're not trying to have a subtle wank?

Ewww, I'm going to be thinking that every time I see someone doing it now.

[Slick_Beef]

Forgetting you've made a cup of tea, then finding it just after it's become too cold to drink.

Happens to me a lot and it's just as painful every time

[Cochise]

People who sneeze and don't cover their mouth especially on a bus or train. Dirty bastards.

[Billy The Kid]

People who hold up the que in shops. You know the ones, they've just made us all stand there because they bag their stuff at snails pace, then they decide to pay by laser card coz they forgot to go to an ATM machine, before asking for a fucking scratch card. Twats !

[jaffod]

When you're dying for a cup of tea/piece of toast and you realise you haven't actually turned the kettle/toaster on.

[StuffedAndTrussedByrdz]

when you try to throw something into a bin and it falls next to it, so you have to walk over and pick it up.

Cutting yourself shaving is an absolute pain in the arse as well

try shaving your face next time....



(it's ok, i'll leave now anyway...)

[Cochise]

When you're dying for a cup of tea/piece of toast and you realise you haven't actually turned the kettle/toaster on.

Or you have put them on and forgot. Horrible buttering cold toast.

[Lady_brandybuck]

when you are drinking something really nice and there is just a bit left and you or someone spill it. It gets on my nerves

[Oddball]

My penis.

[Zizou]

people that make noises when they're eating.

Winner.

[L12]

people that make noises when they're eating.

And scrape the fork on their teeth.

[Hoodfella]

When a single drop of water lands on the top of your head.

When you buy some food from the shops and there's a hole in the packaging.

Getting a spot on the inside of your nose.

Forgetting you've made a cup of tea, then finding it just after it's become too cold to drink.

Women with stubbly armpits.

Doing your best to fart quietly then a ripper sneaks its way out instead.

Drizzle. Either rain or stay dry you tight twat.

Finding out a parking meter doesn't take 5p's.

Spitting and it catching your top lip making it go down your shirt.

Songs of Praise.

Having an east-facing bedroom.

Biting the inside of your cheek.

People who assume you don't want change in a restaurants.

charlie uniform november tangos.

Very good list have to say.

Agree with most, if not all.

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

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[SalisburyRed]

People who walk slowly on the pavement. I know where I'm going, and I don't want to take all day getting there.

Cashpoints that only give out £20 notes.

Having to pay to play pool in the bar.

People with strong body odour.

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[timiano]

The council, and most other public sector services. They're all run horrendously shit.

[♠Dirty Harry♠]

Fixed.

Thank Fuck for sky plus

[lachesis]

That bastard traffic light that turns red for 10 minutes on empty roads.

Hesitant drivers - you know the ones who pull off a roundabout, then stop cos they see a van 100 yards away, so you have to slam on as well.

People who put apple cores/crisp packets in empty cups - you fucking horrible bastards.

The moment you get in a bath and it's so hot it feels cold, then you have to hop out like a twat.

People throwing shit out of their cars.

Slow walkers with a sixth sense, who when I go to perofrm my overtake, veer off into my direction.

Ignorant shits who stand blocking doorways talking about some irrelevant piece of gossip like 'where did ya get yer haur done'?

Lads and fellas that have a 'bop' or 'walk' that is meant to say look how hard I am, but really looks like they've shat themselves.

'Do you know who I am'?

[Sir Capon of Debaser]

people that make noises when they're eating.

And then wait until they see you put something in your fuggin mouth and ask you a daft arse question,like 'whats yours like'?

Well if you let me enjoy my fuggin meal instead of gabbing to me id tell you,you stupid Twad.and anyway,why dont you order the same if your so Fuggin interested you noisy cow.and why dont you close your big fuggin mouth when you eat ? you sound like one of those tree/woodchippy machines

Fugg this im going home.ive got a headache & ive lost my fuggin appetite

[LiverSaintNick]

People who put apple cores/crisp packets in empty cups - you fucking horrible bastards.

for some reason, that does my head in as well

[Kyle Soprano]

When people talk when your trying to watch the tele even when you tell them to shut the fuck up they carry on talking. People making noises when they eat tops the list though just before people slurping drinks and doing the overexaggerated AHHHH after they've had a swig of there drink.

There all c*nts

[waittillmay]

nothing that annoys me is a small thing.

the smell of rover cars

people calling their kids stupid names

people who talk too much about their cars, kids, dogs, houses.

the price of cat food

red brick walls

inconsiderate dicks in work asking for coffee at 11.20pm

[OOT'erConnie]

People who talk to you when your on the phone.

Whos that? Eh, Who is it? Jon, Jon, who is it?

FUCK OFF.

[amir87]

People that can't even say thank you when you open the door/make way for them

[Cochise]

People that can't even say thank you when you open the door/make way for them

Or people who don't hold the door open for you even though your only a few steps behind them.

[LiverSaintNick]

Being asked "would you like to go large on that" in MuckDonalds
Verne Troyer
Eastenders
Postmen who cant be arsed knocking and just put a card through

[amir87]

Or people who don't hold the door open for you even though your only a few steps behind them.

Yes, or that