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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43280 on: March 26, 2024, 09:38:50 am »
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43281 on: March 26, 2024, 09:39:23 am »
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43282 on: March 26, 2024, 10:18:56 am »
Tell you what grinds my gears, handful of people that will do anything to get themselves on TV, will whore themselves out to any show on any channel just to get themselves on the box. I’m talking Joel Dommett, Jordan North, Stephen Mulhern etc. Hats off to their agents though getting them those gigs when they’re absolutely shite.
Bradley Walsh is on everything and not content with that ,he’s got his son in on the act too.
That Roman kemp lads another ,just because his dad was in spandau ballet ,he’s on everything too.
Then it’s usually a road trip ,dad and lad series swanning around America or Europe,where they “bond” .
Just fuck off

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43283 on: March 26, 2024, 10:22:52 am »
I saw Mulhern on a Butlins advert, promoting a residency he has at one of them. Not exactly Vegas is it?

So many of the kids presenters of that era have somehow had longevity.

I think I had Mulherne down as a guilty pleasure in that thread once! Initially i found him incredibly annoying but In For A Penny is quite lowbrow entertaining nonsense I can watch with the kids and have a giggle. Think he is that Redcoat background and I don’t mind him so much.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43284 on: March 26, 2024, 10:34:45 am »
He’s an arse faced weasel.

Speaking of arse faced weasels, when podcasts/Youtube channels initially launch and the main presenter/content is the sole focus, then people from behind the scenes or have minimal audio/screen time suddenly start becoming more and more prevalent and think the content revolves around them. The first series of Crouch’s podcast was really interesting stuff, then Chris Stark started getting involved more and more and it’s just “lad banter” at this point. Rick Shiels’ podcast co-host is another that seems to be getting more and more airtime on his videos, little weasel.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43285 on: March 26, 2024, 11:11:02 am »
Bradley Walsh is on everything and not content with that ,he’s got his son in on the act too.
That Roman kemp lads another ,just because his dad was in spandau ballet ,he’s on everything too.
Then it’s usually a road trip ,dad and lad series swanning around America or Europe,where they “bond” .
Just fuck off

Walsh's son is also in casualty on BBC1 playing a nurse.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43286 on: March 26, 2024, 11:20:23 am »
Walsh's son is also in casualty

Let’s just leave it there (no offence, Barns).

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43287 on: March 26, 2024, 11:21:06 am »
Walsh's son is also in casualty on BBC1 playing a nurse.
So we can expect Bradley turning up soon as a consultant or floor cleaner as comic relief very soon then  :)

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43288 on: March 26, 2024, 11:29:49 am »
He was on 4 different saturday night programmes at the same time recently

Tommy Tiernan in Ireland, Michael McIntyre, the Chase and gladiators

Agent must be good

Tbf I like Bradley, I love the way sometimes he just loses it laughing and cant stop, if I was famous that would definitely be me
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43289 on: March 26, 2024, 11:46:22 am »
He was on 4 different saturday night programmes at the same time recently

Tommy Tiernan in Ireland, Michael McIntyre, the Chase and gladiators

Agent must be good

Tbf I like Bradley, I love the way sometimes he just loses it laughing and cant stop, if I was famous that would definitely be me
I don’t mind him as such ,he’s very good at what he does and any producer looking for a front man would want him as he’s the best in his field.
But he’s everywhere ,the chase ,gladiators,blankety blank , dr who ,is a guest on shows he’s not in then just to make sure we haven’t had enough,let’s get his son involved.
Give someone else a chance Bradley ..please.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43290 on: March 26, 2024, 11:47:48 am »
Tbf I like Bradley, I love the way sometimes he just loses it laughing and cant stop

Some (all) of that is blatantly scripted though.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43291 on: March 26, 2024, 11:50:41 am »
Some (all) of that is blatantly scripted though.
Especially the fanny smeller question on the chase that they keep going on and on about so it can go into tv folklore .

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« Reply #43292 on: March 26, 2024, 12:12:19 pm »
Especially the fanny smeller question on the chase that they keep going on and on about so it can go into tv folklore .

Was funny as fuck though that one ;D

He was on the "Midnight gameshow" section of McIntyres Big Show and the brought Fanny Chmeler on that
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43293 on: March 26, 2024, 12:21:26 pm »
Was funny as fuck though that one ;D

He was on the "Midnight gameshow" section of McIntyres Big Show and the brought Fanny Chmeler on that
Yea it was funny 😄 ..we all revert to that 13 year old sniggering schoolboy with stuff like that .
Thought she was a good sport on there when they did that all things considered…lol

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43294 on: March 26, 2024, 12:29:45 pm »
Especially the fanny smeller question on the chase that they keep going on and on about so it can go into tv folklore .
it was hilarious

The time ant and dec got him was brilliant too, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EV4Go2TlNY
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43295 on: March 26, 2024, 02:31:02 pm »
The people moaning about the same people being on all the shows, maybe it's the fact that you only watch shit telly that's the problem.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43296 on: March 26, 2024, 02:33:15 pm »
The people moaning about the same people being on all the shows, maybe it's the fact that you only watch shit telly that's the problem.
Seems like the real problem is the UK doesn't produce enough entertianment talent.  :)

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43297 on: March 26, 2024, 02:46:32 pm »
Google maps is pissing me off

- in the past few weeks its directions have been totally incorrect several times. What's the point of using it if you can't trust it?

- on my tablet when I ask for directions it only gives directions from my current location, no option to select another starting point.

Fix it you idiots.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43298 on: March 26, 2024, 02:55:43 pm »
Google maps is pissing me off

- in the past few weeks its directions have been totally incorrect several times. What's the point of using it if you can't trust it?

- on my tablet when I ask for directions it only gives directions from my current location, no option to select another starting point.

Fix it you idiots.

We had this at the weekend. Telling my partner to keep left at a junction then suddenly saying "oh I meant the right"

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« Reply #43299 on: March 26, 2024, 03:10:56 pm »
The people moaning about the same people being on all the shows, maybe it's the fact that you only watch shit telly that's the problem.

In my case its the wife who watches shit telly, I'm usually on the laptop listening to music and I look up and see XYZ on the telly.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43300 on: March 26, 2024, 03:43:45 pm »
In my case its the wife who watches shit telly, I'm usually on the laptop listening to music and I look up and see XYZ on the telly.

Quit getting distracted and fix Google maps...
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43301 on: March 26, 2024, 03:44:33 pm »
The people moaning about the same people being on all the shows, maybe it's the fact that you only watch shit telly that's the problem.

Yeah a lot of the names mentioned I've barely heard of, and some never seen on TV at all. Tbf the only "regular" broadcast TV I ever watch is sports and occasionally the news.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43302 on: March 26, 2024, 04:07:29 pm »
Bradley Walsh is on everything and not content with that ,he’s got his son in on the act too.
That Roman kemp lads another ,just because his dad was in spandau ballet ,he’s on everything too.
Then it’s usually a road trip ,dad and lad series swanning around America or Europe,where they “bond” .
Just fuck off

Could be worse. Jack Whitehall's parents for example.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43303 on: March 26, 2024, 04:15:43 pm »
Bradley Walsh is on everything and not content with that ,he’s got his son in on the act too.
That Roman kemp lads another ,just because his dad was in spandau ballet ,he’s on everything too.
Then it’s usually a road trip ,dad and lad series swanning around America or Europe,where they “bond” .
Just fuck off
There are far, far worse TV "celebs" than Bradley Walsh, and his Son and Martin Kemp's Son are proper gents.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43304 on: March 26, 2024, 04:52:17 pm »
Leigh Francis. Still baffled as to why he has a 'comedy' career?

Most baffling thing I've ever seen was a very serious subject being discussed on Good Morning Britain... and they invited him on to give a serious take on it. As Keith Lemon.

Akin to asking Dame Edna on to discuss the latest terrorist attack.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43305 on: March 26, 2024, 11:15:48 pm »
Leigh Francis. Still baffled as to why he has a 'comedy' career?

Most baffling thing I've ever seen was a very serious subject being discussed on Good Morning Britain... and they invited him on to give a serious take on it. As Keith Lemon.

Akin to asking Dame Edna on to discuss the latest terrorist attack.
Barry Humphreys is about a thousand times smarter and wittier than Leigh Francis, so you'd be guaranteed a funny and interesting take from Dame Edna. As opposed to Keith Lemon gurning and saying fanny in a Yorkshire accent.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43306 on: March 27, 2024, 01:14:48 pm »
As if my mood isn't dire enough today there's some stupid arsed bint on the radio chatting wham about her co presenters fucking armpits being mint


What the fuck is this world coming to?

These are university graduates talking total bobbins like a pair of fucking 10yr olds  :butt :butt :butt

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43307 on: March 27, 2024, 02:24:31 pm »
Leigh Francis. Still baffled as to why he has a 'comedy' career?

Most baffling thing I've ever seen was a very serious subject being discussed on Good Morning Britain... and they invited him on to give a serious take on it. As Keith Lemon.

Akin to asking Dame Edna on to discuss the latest terrorist attack.
Couldn't agree more , just the site of the cupid stunt does my swede in,
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43308 on: March 27, 2024, 02:25:48 pm »
As if my mood isn't dire enough today there's some stupid arsed bint on the radio chatting wham about her co presenters fucking armpits being mint


What the fuck is this world coming to?

These are university graduates talking total bobbins like a pair of fucking 10yr olds  :butt :butt :butt

Mint armpits?

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43309 on: March 27, 2024, 02:31:45 pm »
As if my mood isn't dire enough today there's some stupid arsed bint on the radio chatting wham about her co presenters fucking armpits being mint


What the fuck is this world coming to?

These are university graduates talking total bobbins like a pair of fucking 10yr olds  :butt :butt :butt

there are too many immature idiots who'll do and say anything for money, and WAY too many channels/outlets for them to get paid doing it. 

a few years back I saw a teenage girl - lots of metal in her face and tattoos - wearing a t-shirt saying "Don't laugh, I'll be in charge one day". 

at the time I chuckled.  now it's a scary bloody proposition.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43310 on: March 27, 2024, 02:37:46 pm »
This is annoying but also made me laugh - goes to get in bed last night, pulls the duvet back and the youngest has crumbled a flapjack all over my side of the bed....
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43311 on: March 27, 2024, 03:29:12 pm »
This is annoying but also made me laugh - goes to get in bed last night, pulls the duvet back and the youngest has crumbled a flapjack all over my side of the bed....

If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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« Reply #43312 on: March 27, 2024, 04:35:58 pm »
there are too many immature idiots who'll do and say anything for money, and WAY too many channels/outlets for them to get paid doing it. 

a few years back I saw a teenage girl - lots of metal in her face and tattoos - wearing a t-shirt saying "Don't laugh, I'll be in charge one day". 

at the time I chuckled.  now it's a scary bloody proposition.

I doubt she'd do any worse than the current idiots "in charge".
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43313 on: March 28, 2024, 11:01:26 am »
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« Reply #43314 on: March 28, 2024, 11:05:30 am »
Things going wrong at work when I’ve got next week booked off. Extra stress and probably end up working Tuesday. FFS

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43315 on: March 28, 2024, 11:27:25 am »
As if my mood isn't dire enough today there's some stupid arsed bint on the radio chatting wham about her co presenters fucking armpits being mint


What the fuck is this world coming to?

These are university graduates talking total bobbins like a pair of fucking 10yr olds  :butt :butt :butt
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43316 on: March 28, 2024, 10:17:40 pm »
Thougjt at the moment it comes with a 15 to one shot of trading a few thousand for a million. Iike those odds.
Can those in the pot agree to split the winnings?
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« Reply #43317 on: March 28, 2024, 10:37:02 pm »
Thougjt at the moment it comes with a 15 to one shot of trading a few thousand for a million. Iike those odds.
Can those in the pot agree to split the winnings?
You answer some easy question or something then you win a few grand guaranteed or you can opt to go in the million pound draw instead with a chance to win a million.
I’d just pocket the guaranteed sum ,walk away with something.
Depends on the type of gambler you are I suppose.

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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43318 on: March 28, 2024, 10:49:19 pm »
You answer some easy question or something then you win a few grand guaranteed or you can opt to go in the million pound draw instead with a chance to win a million.
I’d just pocket the guaranteed sum ,walk away with something.
Depends on the type of gambler you are I suppose.
At the moment I'd def go for the million. A few grand would be nice. A million and I give up work.
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Re: The small things in life that really hannoy
« Reply #43319 on: March 29, 2024, 04:18:19 pm »
I have long legs, a big stride and walk quickly. When I walk with people, I often have to slow myself down to their stride. Sometimes, they think I'm slowing down so start to slow down themselves and we end up practically stopping. It's annoying.
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