Author Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy (Read 2975135 times)

mulfella · « **Reply #80 on:** March 10, 2009, 09:36:01 am »

Quote from: Wigwampaddy on March 9, 2009, 11:45:50 am

Women who somehow seem surprised at the check out when asked to pay for the shopping, you are supposed to like shopping, you should know how it's done by now, don't fucking wait until you're asked for the money and then start hoking abbout in the converted tent you are carting around as a handbag muttering about how you know your purse is in there somewhere. Get it fucking ready in advance. Oh and fuck off with your 23 different 2p off coupons you fucking minge.

Thats it.

Oh and lottery twats.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #81 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:18:18 am »

The following kinds of drivers

Drivers that don't indicate

Drivers waiting at roundabouts waiting for everyone else to move (but they are also waiting for everyone else to move).

Drivers that drive erratically because they feel it necessary to turn and talk to the person next to them or behind them. Can you not hold a conversation whilst watching the road? They're like people who move their lips when reading.

C.nts that take up family spots in car parks when they have a 15 year old in the car

Drivers that don't acknowledge you when you allow them out of a junction etc. and, conversely, drivers who don't allow other drivers out even if the traffic is crawling at 2 miles per hour.

TonyTheRed · « **Reply #82 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:19:01 am »

Greedy bastards!!

Garstonite · « **Reply #83 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:20:51 am »

Quote from: Cochise on March 8, 2009, 11:22:31 pm

Or people who don't hold the door open for you even though your only a few steps behind them.

Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #84 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:24:04 am »

Quote from: Garstonite on March 10, 2009, 11:20:51 am

Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.

amsterdam red · « **Reply #85 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:28:20 am »

Quote from: Garstonite on March 10, 2009, 11:20:51 am

Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.

Haha, so true!!

Fulla · « **Reply #86 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:36:40 am »

I just lined up for 15 minutes - yes, FIFTEEN minutes - to buy teabags and milk in Tesco. Chronically understaffed and everyone behind the till seems to think it's their job to ask inane questions of every customer while dropping items on the floor, fumbling with the scanner and generally WASTING MY TIME!

wankers.

Rudolph the red nose griffin · « **Reply #87 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:37:24 am »

As Alan Partridge would say, I just hate the general public.

Oingy Boingy · « **Reply #88 on:** March 10, 2009, 11:50:17 am »

People standing just that little bit to close to you when their talking to you..

Girls walking about the streets in pyjamas and daft slippers during the day....get dressed you lazy bloody tramps

Lady_brandybuck · « **Reply #89 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:23:40 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on March 10, 2009, 11:20:51 am

Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.

sometimes I let them wait, I can't be arsed to run

Kaka 22 · « **Reply #90 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:25:30 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on March 10, 2009, 11:20:51 am

Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.

haha! too true, too true

Party Phil · « **Reply #91 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:27:10 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on March 10, 2009, 11:20:51 am

Or people who hold the door open for you when you're a bit too far away making you do a gay little skip. Twats.

You should start to walk really slowly to see how long they'll hold it for

Jólaköttur · « **Reply #92 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:45:57 pm »

Quote from: Party Phil on March 10, 2009, 12:27:10 pm

You should start to walk really slowly to see how long they'll hold it for

His finger?

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #93 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:47:56 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on March 10, 2009, 11:18:18 am

The following kinds of drivers

Drivers that don't indicate

Drivers waiting at roundabouts waiting for everyone else to move (but they are also waiting for everyone else to move).

Drivers that drive erratically because they feel it necessary to turn and talk to the person next to them or behind them. Can you not hold a conversation whilst watching the road? They're like people who move their lips when reading.

C.nts that take up family spots in car parks when they have a 15 year old in the car

Drivers that don't acknowledge you when you allow them out of a junction etc. and, conversely, drivers who don't allow other drivers out even if the traffic is crawling at 2 miles per hour.

So you hate BMW drivers?

RMG · « **Reply #94 on:** March 10, 2009, 12:51:00 pm »

Quote from: RedFerLife on March 10, 2009, 12:47:56 pm

So you hate BMW drivers?

true true.

Ziltoid · « **Reply #95 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:41:06 pm »

Quote from: RedFerLife on March 10, 2009, 12:47:56 pm

So you hate BMW drivers?

Funny thing is. I drive one!!

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #96 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:43:11 pm »

Quote from: Ziltoid on March 10, 2009, 01:41:06 pm

Funny thing is. I drive one!!

kesey · « **Reply #97 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:44:35 pm »

If something pisses you off then surely the small thing then becomes a big thing.

Think about it.

sinnermichael · « **Reply #98 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:47:28 pm »

packets of ketchup that wont open

atm machines out of order

computers not working for no reason

venus and serena williams

people who demonstrate and strike

Gay WKD Drink tv adverts aimed at men

Fat ignorant hardmen bouncers

Loud people

Mouses not working properly

Radios that dont tune in anything

Footballers complaining of tiredness

Trying to get into America

"Exclusive" golf clubs

Earphones getting tangled no matter what

medley · « **Reply #99 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:54:05 pm »

Trying to cut my right handed nails using my left hand. Its such an effort and I either cut them too short or they end up looking like I've been chewing on them all day

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #100 on:** March 10, 2009, 01:56:25 pm »

Quote from: kesey on March 10, 2009, 01:44:35 pm

If something pisses you off then surely the small thing then becomes a big thing.

Think about it.

Nah, they annoy you, you move on.

dnkw · « **Reply #101 on:** March 10, 2009, 02:04:03 pm »

Quote from: kesey on March 10, 2009, 01:44:35 pm

If something pisses you off then surely the small thing then becomes a big thing.

Think about it.

People giving unsolicited advice.

IfOnlyYouKnew · « **Reply #102 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:52:27 pm »

Quote from: felix. on March 9, 2009, 10:21:11 am

half of them have genetic disorders though...

If a genetic disorder is choosing an x-box 360 over of a pair of running shoes, or choosing a big mac with fries over a salad...then YES they do have genetic disorders.
Don't make excuses for these people. If you burn more calories than you consume then you loose weight...simple as!
Fat bastards!

Eileen · « **Reply #103 on:** March 11, 2009, 06:55:45 pm »

Quote from: IfOnlyYouKnew on March 11, 2009, 06:52:27 pm

If a genetic disorder is choosing an x-box 360 over of a pair of running shoes, or choosing a big mac with fries over a salad...then YES they do have genetic disorders.
Don't make excuses for these people. If you burn more calories than you consume then you loose weight...simple as!
Fat bastards!

It's not that simple
Some people stay the same weight or even gain weight no matter how often they exercise

Party Phil · « **Reply #104 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:00:16 pm »

Quote from: Eileen on March 11, 2009, 06:55:45 pm

It's not that simple
Some people stay the same weight or even gain weight no matter how often they exercise

don't let science get in the way of a good excuse for being a fat lazy bastard eh?

CheshireDave · « **Reply #105 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:02:36 pm »

Quote from: Eileen on March 11, 2009, 06:55:45 pm

It's not that simple
Some people stay the same weight or even gain weight no matter how often they exercise

I personally think that's a load of bollocks.

Your weight is down to lifestyle choices and how many calories you shovel down your gullet.

You burn off more calories then you consume you will lose weight. It's science.

donut · « **Reply #106 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:05:47 pm »

I don't think I'll ever have a better opportunity to post this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlbtDcXDDNk

Eileen · « **Reply #107 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:09:14 pm »

Fair enough , but that's easier said than done
And some people really can't help it , my friend eats half the amount I eat , she exercises almost as much as I do and still she gains weight a lot faster

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #108 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:14:40 pm »

Quote from: Eileen on March 11, 2009, 07:09:14 pm

Fair enough , but that's easier said than done
And some people really can't help it , my friend eats half the amount I eat , she exercises almost as much as I do and still she gains weight a lot faster

Maybe you should gaina few stone to make her feel better, you selfish, skinny thing.

felix. · « **Reply #109 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:23:59 pm »

someone tell me this is a lifestyle choice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6j6GcP3-uQ&feature=related

Bob Loblaw · « **Reply #110 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:27:53 pm »

Quote from: donut on March 11, 2009, 07:05:47 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlbtDcXDDNk

In a thread of things that annoy people, he's perfec.

redpride9 · « **Reply #111 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:37:31 pm »

Quote from: SalisburyRed on March 9, 2009, 09:49:07 pm

Wankers who play loud music out of the tinny speaker on their phone while walking through town or on public transport.

TRUE.

Roady · « **Reply #112 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:41:22 pm »

Quote from: Eileen on March 11, 2009, 07:09:14 pm

Fair enough , but that's easier said than done
And some people really can't help it , my friend eats half the amount I eat , she exercises almost as much as I do and still she gains weight a lot faster

your friend eats half the amount you eat when you are with her.

Then she goes home and scoffs her gob with pizzas big macs biscuits etc and complains to you that she eats half as much as you do and yet still puts on weight. Your mates telling porkies

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #113 on:** March 11, 2009, 07:55:06 pm »

And then eating them.

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #114 on:** March 11, 2009, 08:16:27 pm »

Mila Kunis is gorgeous but she looks like a hobbit in that photo

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #115 on:** March 11, 2009, 08:18:21 pm »

She looks embarrassed to me. But then I would be if I had my picture taken with Culkin.

masch · « **Reply #116 on:** March 11, 2009, 08:52:05 pm »

People who walk really slowly down the middle of a small pavement so you can't overtake them. Selfish twats.

And even worse, people who overtake you whilst walking and THEN slow down in the middle of the pavement. These are the absolute worst kind of depraved pedestrian EVER.

Had one the other day whilst walking into work, Mr. Knobhead overtook me when I was going along at a decent rate and then slowed right down. Thought fuck you, started walking a lot quicker and positioned myself about 2 inches behind his outside shoulder so he was trapped between carrying on at my pace or losing face and stopping. Force-walked the fucker at powerwalk speed all the way down stokes croft in bristol (if you know it) because he had too much of an ego to pull up. I took pity and let him go at a set of traffic lights because it looked like his shins were hurting.

Last time Mr. Knobhead will pull that stunt.

People who carry umbrellas who don't have the self awareness to appreciate that they have to give everything 2 feet more space because they're carrying a huge sheet of plastic above their heads.

RigBon1892 · « **Reply #117 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:25:04 pm »

Slow walkers are the absolute bane of my life, especially when they take up the whole of the pavement

Having said that if Im in town sometimes I could be walking one way then suddenly stop and wheel around cos I want to go another way which probably scares anyone behind me

donut · « **Reply #118 on:** March 11, 2009, 09:27:37 pm »

Quote from: masch on March 11, 2009, 08:52:05 pm

People who carry umbrellas who don't have the self awareness to appreciate that they have to give everything 2 feet more space because they're carrying a huge sheet of plastic above their heads.

Or backpacks. The number of times they swing round and clout someone in the face.

Roady · « **Reply #119 on:** March 11, 2009, 10:38:22 pm »

comic relief night
children in need night.
worst telly ever.