Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Terry de Niro]

I'm not putting that in my search history. 

[Son of Spion]

Ah yes, that's them. 

[rob1966]

Out of interest do these toilets have a little spray gun on a cable to wash your arse?

Edit, I see its being discussed - never heard them called bun guns before Sam 

In Greece no - you just wipe yer arse then put the bog roll in the little bin next to the toilet - they have a bin liner so the cleaners just have to take that out.

How do you dry your arse then, with paper? Or a shared towel? Or do you just walk round with a wet bum and a wet patch on your kecks?

Handstand in front of the hand dryer

[Kennys Jacket]

Ah yes, that's them. 

They can give off a powerful stream, which can be quite pleasant 

[Son of Spion]

They can give off a powerful stream, which can be quite pleasant 

[rob1966]

Wait! What? People still pay to buy ringtones? In 2024? I thought that scam died with Sony Ericcson flip phones?

I cannot work out how to put the Theme from Halloween on my lads Iphone11. I'll have to see if I can do it on his new phone

I've had House of Pain Jump Around for about 25 years now, I'd ignore my phone if I cahnged it now. R2D2 is my Whatsapp notification

[SamLad]

I'm not putting that in my search history. 

the first thing that comes up is Amazon 

[Crosby Nick]

How did we get from wiping our holes to changing your ringtone?

Simple really…oh, sorry you said tone.

[rob1966]

I'm not putting that in my search history. 

Just go incognito - doesn't keep your search history. Handy when looking for Xmas presents, or lesbian porn 

[rob1966]

Simple really…oh, sorry you said tone.

Just squeeze the arse cheeks to change the tone don't you?

[Crosby Nick]

Just go incognito - doesn't keep your search history. Handy when looking for Xmas presents, or lesbian porn 

Not necessarily mutually exclusive.

[Son of Spion]

the first thing that comes up is Amazon 

You mean Amazon, the 17 stone leopard print wearing guy in stockings and hight heels? 

[Son of Spion]

Just go incognito - doesn't keep your search history. Handy when looking for Xmas presents, or lesbian porn 

*keeps post for future reference*

[SamLad]

You mean Amazon, the 17 stone leopard print wearing guy in stockings and hight heels? 

sshhhhhhh!

[Peabee]

The shit flinging olympics

Really, toilet paper shouldn't be a thing anyway, tons getting flushed, blocking pipes and sewers. Much better to actually wash yer arse and get it clean, than smear shit about as you wipe and fingers going through the bog roll.

I think that's what they're going to call the LA 2028 Olympics as Trump will be President.

[PaulF]

So , instead of using bog roll, you just wash away with a bum gun?  Seems more hygienic but definitely take some getting used to.  Can also forsee some scalded arses.

--edit -- I Googled bum gun

Result 1 . Are they legal in the UK
Result 2. Dramatically improve your life....

[rob1966]

So , instead of using bog roll, you just wash away with a bum gun?  Seems more hygienic but definitely take some getting used to. Can also forsee some scalded arses.

--edit -- I Googled bum gun

Result 1 . Are they legal in the UK
Result 2. Dramatically improve your life....

I have had that 

[Nobby Reserve]

How do you dry your arse then, with paper? Or a shared towel? Or do you just walk round with a wet bum and a wet patch on your kecks?

Some smart inventor should build a 'bum gun' where you can switch from squirting water to blowing warm air. Perhaps finish with a little spray of bleach to keep the sheriff's badge from getting rusty.

[Nobby Reserve]

People who leave their dogs outside when they go out.

The dogs invariably then bark almost non-stop for hours. Always seem to be little yappy fuckers, too (the dogs)

It's immensely selfish

[Slippers]

Ads for Boxing Day sales popping up on YouTube.

[Crosby Nick]

The amount of people on here who can’t spell Nottingham Forest.

[Son of Spion]

The amount of people on here who can’t spell Nottingham Forest.

I don't mind people writing Notts Forest because it winds Forest fans up, but I can't stand  it when people write Forrest.

[rob1966]

I don't mind people writing Notts Forest because it winds Forest fans up, but I can't stand  it when people write Forrest.

I keep imagining Moyles taking over at the City Ground and yelling "Run Forrest Run"

[SamLad]

The amount of people on here who can’t spell Nottingham Forest.

number, not amount.

you're welcome. 

[Terry de Niro]

number, not amount.

you're welcome. 

Oh, look out, the grammar police are here. 

[SamLad]

Oh, look out, the grammar police are here. 

damn right.  imo mistakes like using "amount" instead of "number" are more hannoying than not spelling "Forest" correctly.

[ELMO!]

damn right.  imo mistakes like using "amount" instead of "number" are more hannoying than not spelling "Forest" correctly.

Ever heard of capital letters?

[Son of Spion]

damn right.  imo mistakes like using "amount" instead of "number" are more hannoying than not spelling "Forest" correctly.

What about people who start sentences without capital letters? 

Edit: Elmo beat me to it. 

[SamLad]

What about people who start sentences without capital letters? 

Edit: Elmo beat me to it. 

that doesn't hannoy me. 

[Son of Spion]

that doesn't hannoy me. 

Unsurprisingly. 

[afc tukrish]

Unsurprisingly. 

Unsurprising, not unsurprisingly...

[Ghost Town]

Muphry's Law never fails

[9 kemlyn road]

I don't mind people writing Notts Forest because it winds Forest fans up, but I can't stand  it when people write Forrest.

Oh it winds them up no end calling them notts forest .” It’s NOTTINGHAM forest “ they’ll reply .so I say ,who’s the scabs got on Saturday,that doesn’t go down well either. 

[rob1966]

People who won't give an inch and just blindly stick to the rules. Got a rebooked delivery, original driver was on site for 2.5 hrs, so planning pulled him off site. It's down as a 1pm, I gets here at 12, nope its a 2pm, so been sent off site and told to come back then. I know for a fact its dead in there as another driver was in this morning, I had to drive past the bays to leave and they're all empty. I can't even go back at 1:30 as they'll chase me again.

Upside is I've had this job since 8:30, so I'm getting paid for sitting on my arse for 4 and a half hours.

[SamLad]

Unsurprisingly. 

weird innit?

oh ... oops.

I do in fact find that to be weird, do I not?

[rob1966]

Grammar Police

[SamLad]

Grammar Police

well said.

no errors apparent.   

[AlphaDelta]

Went to an 'Apres Ski Night' at Aintree Racecourse last night for a Christmas party. It cost £65 per ticket which got you a supposed three course meal which was soup, some 'A la carte' nonsense and a bit of berries and ice cream. It wouldn't have fed a sparrow, let alone a greedy arse like me who was starving and hungover.
Anyway, what annoys me is on top of rinsing people £65 to get in, they had the cheek to charge £7.80 for a pint. Its pure greed, they know you can't go anywhere else so throw the prices up, turds.

Price list below.

[SamLad]

wtf is a baby guiness?

[afc tukrish]

wtf is a baby guiness?

A Guiness made of babies... like baby shampoo...