Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy

[Kennys Jacket]

Breaking the yolk of a raw egg

[Nobby Reserve]

Farmers

[Ghost Town]

Farmers

[bradders1011]

Farmers

Do you enjoy eating food?

[John C]

Country music being 'popular' all of a sudden, fucking everywhere. I blame Swift. I blame Beyonce.

Capon will be along to introduce you to Breakers Roar soon.

[Six Beardy]

Today's minor annoyances...

Getting superglue all over my fingers.

Trying to wear in a new pair of Doc Martens. They seem stubbornly resistant to shoe stretchers, Wonder Balsam and the old hair dryer trick. It's like walking round in someone else's feet. I'll stick with them though - I'd rather endure the pain than resort to Sketchers.

Large groups of fat waddlers slowly cluttering their way across the entire pavement and the only way to pass them was to step into the road and take my chances with oncoming traffic. 'Make way fatties, thinnie coming through' I was too polite to say. 

I couldn't name  a single Taylor Swift or Beyonce song but I like country music.   

[Claire.]

Too polite? With that attitude to others I think we can safely say you’re a fucking bellend.

[Barneylfc]

Too polite? With that attitude to others I think we can safely say you’re a fucking bellend.

That is too polite.

I'd say complete and utter c*nt.

[Claire.]

You didn’t see my first draft.

[GreekScouser]

Today's minor annoyances...

Getting superglue all over my fingers.

Trying to wear in a new pair of Doc Martens. They seem stubbornly resistant to shoe stretchers, Wonder Balsam and the old hair dryer trick. It's like walking round in someone else's feet. I'll stick with them though - I'd rather endure the pain than resort to Sketchers.

Large groups of fat waddlers slowly cluttering their way across the entire pavement and the only way to pass them was to step into the road and take my chances with oncoming traffic. 'Make way fatties, thinnie coming through' I was too polite to say. 

I couldn't name  a single Taylor Swift or Beyonce song but I like country music.   

That'd certainly motivate people trying to improve their health and fitness, shame on you for being so polite 

[SamLad]

erm -- he's a bellend for NOT calling fat people fat even though he thinks they are?

I'm missing something here.

[PaulF]

erm -- he's a bellend for NOT calling fat people fat even though he thinks they are?

I'm missing something here.

Are you trying to end the war in Ukraine by having the worlds' weapons target you?

[SamLad]

Are you trying to end the war in Ukraine by having the worlds' weapons target you?

I have not the slightest clue what you're saying to me. 

[Barneylfc]

'Make way fatties, thinnie coming through'

erm -- he's a bellend for NOT calling fat people fat even though he thinks they are?

I'm missing something here.

If you think that is an acceptable thing to say, maybe it's me that is missing something.

[rob1966]

Are you trying to end the war in Ukraine by having the worlds' weapons target you?

What the fuck is wrong with calling people what they are? I'm a fat c*nt, my youngest now refers to me as lardy and I accept that and guess what, I don't want the world to change for me - if an airplane seat is too narrow, or the seatbelt not long enough, then its not up to airbus to make wider seats and longer belts, its up to me (as I'm doing) to get off my fat fucking arse, stop eating biscuits and pizzas and other calorie loaded shit, eat healthily and get some exercise. There are "some" people with health issues, but the majority are fat bastards because they overeat and we need to stop pandering to the fat fucks.

[Kennys Jacket]

If you think that is an acceptable thing to say, maybe it's me that is missing something.

He didnt say it

[Barneylfc]

He didnt say it

He said it on here.

[SamLad]

If you think that is an acceptable thing to say, maybe it's me that is missing something.

some people are fat, barney.  is that a bad thing to state?

I have relatives who are fat. 

I've been pretty effing fat at times during my life.

saying it to them is bad, is thinking/observing it bad as well?

[AlphaDelta]

What the fuck is wrong with calling people what they are? I'm a fat c*nt, my youngest now refers to me as lardy and I accept that and guess what, I don't want the world to change for me - if an airplane seat is too narrow, or the seatbelt not long enough, then its not up to airbus to make wider seats and longer belts, its up to me (as I'm doing) to get off my fat fucking arse, stop eating biscuits and pizzas and other calorie loaded shit, eat healthily and get some exercise. There are "some" people with health issues, but the majority are fat bastards because they overeat and we need to stop pandering to the fat fucks.

I'm a fat bastard too, I am swimming three times a week to do something about it. That said, I bought those Beltbro things cos my belt buckle digs into my belly, they were boss at first but then spending Saturday in town constantly pulling me jeans up whilst on the ale was brutal. I was coming back from the bar with the beers and could feel my bastard kecks falling down and was literally like, please God no, don't fall down!

[Barneylfc]

some people are fat, barney.  is that a bad thing to state?

I have relatives who are fat.  I've been pretty effing fat at times during my life.

some people are ugly.
saying it is bad, is thinking/observing it bad as well?

I'm aware. I have a brother and sister who are both significantly overweight.

I wouldn't think "Move out of my way you fat c*nt, I'm thinner than you and should have right of way on the pavement" then post it on the internet.

Because that would make me a c*nt.

[CraigDS]

**thinks Samlad is a minger**

[GreekScouser]

some people are fat, barney.  is that a bad thing to state?

I have relatives who are fat. 

I've been pretty effing fat at times during my life.

saying it to them is bad, is thinking/observing it bad as well?

Its a pretty unkind thing to state, particularly without knowing someone's circumstances, isn't it?

[Kennys Jacket]

He said it on here.

Fair point, Ive took offence on behalf of others myself

[SamLad]

**thinks Samlad is a minger**

now that's a bit overboard! 

[rob1966]

Its a pretty unkind thing to state, particularly without knowing someone's circumstances, isn't it?

99% of the time, you're a greedy pig is the answer

I'm aware. I have a brother and sister who are both significantly overweight.

I wouldn't think "Move out of my way you fat c*nt, I'm thinner than you and should have right of way on the pavement" then post it on the internet.

Because that would make me a c*nt.

I fucking hate it when fatties walk side by side taking up the whole pavement, make some room you whales

[Kennys Jacket]

99% of the time, you're a greed pig is the answer

Thats most likely not true

[rob1966]

Thats most likely not true

Yes it is - how many people cry "its in my genes" while eating a pizza?

I may have an underactive thyroid, but I'm my size because I was doing 5,000 calories a day on an all inclusive holiday, its my own fault and I own up and accept it.

[Barneylfc]

99% of the time, you're a greedy pig is the answer

I fucking hate it when fatties walk side by side taking up the whole pavement, make some room you whales

Is it ok for 4 thin people to walk side by side taking up the whole pavement?

[rob1966]

Is it ok for 4 thin people to walk side by side taking up the whole pavement?

No, get out of the way you skinny c*nts

[Kennys Jacket]

Yes it is - how many people cry "its in my genes" while eating a pizza?

Thats far too simplistic.

[Barneylfc]

Fair point, Ive took offence on behalf of others myself

I'm not offended by it. I just reserve the right to have an opinion that someone is a c*nt when they air their opinion and I disagree with it.

[SamLad]

Its a pretty unkind thing to state, particularly without knowing someone's circumstances, isn't it?

why?  some people are fat coz they can't help it.  some can but don't bother.

if I see someone who's overweight and observe "that person is overweight*" am I supposed to interview them and get their life story?

if I see someone who dresses like a dickhead, and I supposed to investigate why, or is it OK for me to think it and do nowt else about it?

* coz I'm politically correct and don't use the word "fat" coz ppl on RAWK will call me names

[SamLad]

No, get out of the way you skinny c*nts

is the correct reply.

[Barneylfc]

if I see someone who's overweight and observe "that person is overweight*" am I supposed to interview them and get their life story?

An option would be to mind your own business and get on with your day?

[Kennys Jacket]

I'm not offended by it. I just reserve the right to have an opinion that someone is a c*nt when they air their opinion and I disagree with it.

If you are not offended on behalf of fat people, why do you conclude that Beardys thoughts make him a c*nt?

[rob1966]

Thats far too simplistic.

Not always and you know it - how many fat kids were in your school as a kid? How many teachers?  There were two in my age group, one girl and a lad we nicknamed fatty Cannon and one teacher who we nicknamed Weeble- when I used to take my kids to school, half the fucking school was overweight, both kids and staff. As a nation we're getting fatter and fatter and its not medical, its diet

[SamLad]

An option would be to mind your own business and get on with your day?

Barney, we're talking about thoughts, that's all, not judgments.

when we see someone we make instant assessments.  if you see an NBA player walking towards you would you not think "wow he's tall?"

how is thinking "wow they're fat" any different?

[Barneylfc]

If you are not offended on behalf of fat people, why do you conclude that Beardys thoughts make him a c*nt?

Because in my opinion having that mindset then posting it on an open forum is something a c*nt would do. 

[rob1966]

Because in my opinion having that mindset then posting it on an open forum is something a c*nt would do. 

No, what a c*nt would do is walk up to the fat person and say "get out of the way you fat c*nt and go on a fucking diet, you lardy piece of shit".

[SamLad]

No, what a c*nt would do is walk up to the fat person and say "get out of the way you fat c*nt and go on a fucking diet, you lardy piece of shit".

exactly.