Author Topic: The small things in life that really hannoy (Read 2975088 times)

RMG · « **Reply #40 on:** March 8, 2009, 11:23:22 pm »

Quote from: Party Phil on March 8, 2009, 06:43:55 pm

Everton Football Club

Quote from: amir87 on March 8, 2009, 11:18:30 pm

People that can't even say thank you when you open the door/make way for them

No manners.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #41 on:** March 8, 2009, 11:27:25 pm »

People on a bus/train that dont stand up and let the old dears/fellas sit down

amir87 · « **Reply #42 on:** March 8, 2009, 11:32:25 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on March 8, 2009, 11:27:25 pm

People on a bus/train that dont stand up and let the old dears/fellas sit down

Definitely.

However, it does get difficult though when a lady walks in that may/ or may not be pregnant and you don't want to be rude so you stand up for them

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #43 on:** March 8, 2009, 11:33:52 pm »

Quote from: amir87 on March 8, 2009, 11:32:25 pm

Definitely.

However, it does get difficult though when a lady walks in that may/ or may not be pregnant and you don't want to be rude so you stand up for them

You on about fat people ?

amir87 · « **Reply #44 on:** March 8, 2009, 11:36:12 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on March 8, 2009, 11:33:52 pm

You on about fat people ?

Sort of. I once stood up for someone who I thought was pregnant so she could sit down but she said 'no it's alrite' and started smiling.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #45 on:** March 8, 2009, 11:39:08 pm »

Quote from: amir87 on March 8, 2009, 11:36:12 pm

Sort of. I once stood up for someone who I thought was pregnant so she could sit down but she said 'no it's alrite' and started smiling.

Get what you meen now.

Another one is what you just mentioned kinda,its people who stand there whilst watching a mum with a pram and a couple of kids struggling with her shopping and trying to get her pram on the train.

RMG · « **Reply #46 on:** March 8, 2009, 11:41:17 pm »

People that stand right behind you by the cash machine.

People that walk right behind you.

Why wont these people fuck off?

amir87 · « **Reply #47 on:** March 8, 2009, 11:43:09 pm »

Quote from: Capon Debaser on March 8, 2009, 11:39:08 pm

Get what you meen now.

Another one is what you just mentioned kinda,its people who stand there whilst watching a mum with a pram and a couple of kids struggling with her shopping and trying to get her pram on the train.

Yeah that's another one. There's a lot of selfish fuckers out there

Billy The Kid · « **Reply #48 on:** March 8, 2009, 11:49:42 pm »

Do you know when you're in the supermarket, and just as you aproach the checkout counter you see another fucker heading for the same counter, and as you speed up a little, he then speeds up a little more just to make it ahead of you, but he does it in a sneaky little way, by staring at the floor and hoisting his basket up on the counter before staring upwards to admire the ventilation fans, well as far as I'm concerned, those fuckers need a wheel brace smashed across their fucking heads.

Sir Capon of Debaser · « **Reply #49 on:** March 8, 2009, 11:52:34 pm »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on March 8, 2009, 11:49:42 pm

Do you know when you're in the supermarket, and just as you aproach the checkout counter you see another fucker heading for the same counter, and as you speed up a little, he then speeds up a little more just to make it ahead of you, but he does it in a sneaky little way, by staring at the floor and hoisting his basket up on the counter before staring upwards to admire the ventilation fans,

No

Just kidding,know exactly what you meen...funny mate

RMG · « **Reply #50 on:** March 8, 2009, 11:54:43 pm »

Quote from: Billy The Kid. on March 8, 2009, 11:49:42 pm

Do you know when you're in the supermarket, and just as you aproach the checkout counter you see another fucker heading for the same counter, and as you speed up a little, he then speeds up a little more just to make it ahead of you, but he does it in a sneaky little way, by staring at the floor and hoisting his basket up on the counter before staring upwards to admire the ventilation fans, well as far as I'm concerned, those fuckers need a wheel brace smashed across their fucking heads.

Hear hear.

keano7 · « **Reply #51 on:** March 9, 2009, 12:05:31 am »

When you wake up say 20-30 mins before you want to and say to yourself i'l go back to sleep for 5-10 minutes. You wake up again thinking 10 minutes have past yet it turns out its been an hour - so annoying!

Also, running round the house frantically trying to find a pen when you actually need one and you can't for the life of you find one anywhere.

When you receive a text and find out its off your network offering you a dodgy deal.

Another Red · « **Reply #52 on:** March 9, 2009, 07:42:48 am »

Dropping lids, especially milk lids first thing in the morning when making a cup of coffee and the bastard throws tiny little white droplets onto your clothes.

Shaving and cutting myself whilst doing it.

When people jump the queue.

felix. · « **Reply #53 on:** March 9, 2009, 08:30:34 am »

when you light a fag while waiting for the bus, which will then inevitably be there in mere seconds

all the little murphys law stuff

stupid adverts

Doogie · « **Reply #54 on:** March 9, 2009, 09:54:49 am »

Someone who decides to park their shopping trolley in the middle of the aisle so you can't get past either side. Then they decide to spend 20 minutes choosing what kind of soup they want by checking all the ingredients...

Get out of my way ffs!!!!

slimshady · « **Reply #55 on:** March 9, 2009, 09:58:23 am »

Vegetarians..

Tight fisted people

Tee totalers (not to be trusted!)

Introverts

Watford!

TonyTheRed · « **Reply #56 on:** March 9, 2009, 10:01:15 am »

Charlie Uniform November Tango's who leave their shopping trolleys in the middle of the car park, usually in a car slot. Lazy fecks, the trolley port is 5 metres away...

Only last week some skank filled her boot, then just let the trolley roll into the car next to hers. Got in her motor, and as she was pulling away, I shook my head, and the cheeky bitch gave me the finger!!

IfOnlyYouKnew · « **Reply #57 on:** March 9, 2009, 10:16:03 am »

VERY fat People

especially kids. and especially eight year old lads with tits,
and especially the parents of those eight year old lads with
tits...

felix. · « **Reply #58 on:** March 9, 2009, 10:21:11 am »

Quote from: IfOnlyYouKnew on March 9, 2009, 10:16:03 am

VERY fat People
especially kids. and especially eight year old lads with tits,
and especially the parents of those eight year old lads with
tits...

half of them have genetic disorders though...

Wigwamdelbert · « **Reply #59 on:** March 9, 2009, 11:45:50 am »

Quote from: felix. on March 9, 2009, 08:30:34 am

when you light a fag while waiting for the bus, which will then inevitably be there in mere seconds

all the little murphys law stuff

stupid adverts

People who have to smoke immediately before getting on a bus and then proceed to stink the whole place out with their foul odours

Women who somehow seem surprised at the check out when asked to pay for the shopping, you are supposed to like shopping, you should know how it's done by now, don't fucking wait until you're asked for the money and then start hoking abbout in the converted tent you are carting around as a handbag muttering about how you know your purse is in there somewhere. Get it fucking ready in advance. Oh and fuck off with your 23 different 2p off coupons you fucking minge.

'Mondzz' · « **Reply #60 on:** March 9, 2009, 03:57:48 pm »

Seein Bag ed's in town with fit birds.

Mrfabulous · « **Reply #61 on:** March 9, 2009, 03:57:57 pm »

arse lickers - i fucking hate arse lickers. obsequious mother fuckers

and this annoys me - http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090309/tuk-3-hike-for-tv-licence-fees-6323e80.html

Rudolph the red nose griffin · « **Reply #62 on:** March 9, 2009, 04:01:31 pm »

There's a bloke sitting behind me at work right now who constantly clicks his pen on and off - drives me up the fucking wall, he's about to have it shoved where the sun don't shine.

Also, people constantly sniffing - just blow your fucking nose, it's not hard.

Jólaköttur · « **Reply #63 on:** March 9, 2009, 04:11:30 pm »

Quote from: Cochise on March 8, 2009, 06:38:21 pm

Just made a brew with the last teabag and the bastard split. How often does a bloody teabag split?

Its my own fault really, instead of taking two steps over to the cutlery drawer to get a teaspoon like most people would I picked up the nearest thing to me, a fork, and stirred me brew.

I'm Pissed off.

Microscopic Manchester United fans. 5000 of them dancing on the head of a pin.

Well irritating through an electron microscope - waving their little tiny Manc flags and singing 99% of their songs about Liverpool in little squeaky Dorset voices.

amsterdam red · « **Reply #64 on:** March 9, 2009, 04:25:32 pm »

wet socks.

Wewonit6times · « **Reply #65 on:** March 9, 2009, 04:26:05 pm »

Pouring milk on your cereal and it runs out before you've got enough on so have to open another one.

Duvet hoggers

Rain on your window when you're trying to sleep or the wind making it feel like its about to tear your house down, im trying to get some kip here ffs.

My best mate being late for 99.9% of things we arrange to do, yet if I think "Oo i'll delay getting ready as he'll be an hour late as usual" the twat turns up on fucking time!

Getting into a tv programme then the c*nting thing taking a break for 5mins!

Someone from Stevenage, fucking Stevenage getting to shag Nicole Scherzinger.

Fulla · « **Reply #66 on:** March 9, 2009, 04:29:48 pm »

Quote from: lfsea on March 8, 2009, 06:59:06 pm

Forgetting you've made a cup of tea, then finding it just after it's become too cold to drink.

I've just done exactly that. Fuck.

miss_heather · « **Reply #67 on:** March 9, 2009, 04:34:09 pm »

Some guy just knocked on our door and he was a 'journalist' asking to interview me as I went to the same schools as Ray Quinn..
Said he found out about me via Friends Reunited

1. How did he get my address?
2. Ray was in the year above me so I hardly ever spoke to him...
3. ermmm WTF!

blurred · « **Reply #68 on:** March 9, 2009, 04:50:40 pm »

Naggers

Jólaköttur · « **Reply #69 on:** March 9, 2009, 04:57:56 pm »

Quote from: blurred, please on March 9, 2009, 04:50:40 pm

Naggers

Racist.

felix. · « **Reply #70 on:** March 9, 2009, 06:43:57 pm »

Quote from: Wewonit5times on March 9, 2009, 04:26:05 pm

Someone from Stevenage, fucking Stevenage getting to shag Nicole Scherzinger.

Macaulay Culkin

the home alone twat still looks exactly the same as he did all those years ago and he's shagging mila kunis

what a horses arse

felix. · « **Reply #71 on:** March 9, 2009, 06:45:06 pm »

Quote from: Andy @ Allerton on March 9, 2009, 04:57:56 pm

Racist.

Fed up with rushing round on christmas eve man · « **Reply #72 on:** March 9, 2009, 07:05:19 pm »

Quote from: irishred1991 on March 8, 2009, 06:48:19 pm

people that make noises when they're eating.

Mate of mine actually slurps food. Doesnt matter what he's eating he makes it sound wet. Then he licks his fingers one at a time which is just an unexplainable disgusting sound. I look at him when he does it and think 'I want to beat the shit out of you'

Fucking animal. Nicknamed him Dr Zoidberg.

Kaka 22 · « **Reply #73 on:** March 9, 2009, 07:09:42 pm »

Waited for this great big fat ugly lump to finish at the counter in the garage before and kept the door open for her, she looked right in at me, into my eyes and said nothing, almost ran after her tigra and booted the mirror off, suprised she could fit in the thing the toffee crisp scoffing bitch

Brian Blessed · « **Reply #74 on:** March 9, 2009, 07:13:33 pm »

Quote from: felix. on March 9, 2009, 06:43:57 pm

Macaulay Culkin

the home alone twat still looks exactly the same as he did all those years ago and he's shagging mila kunis

what a horses arse

Surely proof there is no god?

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #75 on:** March 9, 2009, 07:20:10 pm »

loads of things. being tired is one of them.

StuffedAndTrussedByrdz · « **Reply #76 on:** March 9, 2009, 08:21:23 pm »

Having to pay for using the toilet, really can't stand that!

Also people who jingle with the coins in their pocket.

Rudolph the red nose griffin · « **Reply #77 on:** March 9, 2009, 08:34:43 pm »

Being able to hear other people's awful music through their headphones on public transport.

Met · « **Reply #78 on:** March 9, 2009, 08:36:47 pm »

Quote from: felix. on March 9, 2009, 06:43:57 pm

Macaulay Culkin

the home alone twat still looks exactly the same as he did all those years ago and he's shagging mila kunis

what a horses arse

Too fucking true. Mila Kunis is one of the hottest ones out there, she deserves to be with someone like....

Me.

SalisburyRed · « **Reply #79 on:** March 9, 2009, 09:49:07 pm »

Wankers who play loud music out of the tinny speaker on their phone while walking through town or on public transport.