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Not sure if they're on about themselves or UEFA here!
Self-awareness clearly isn't their strong point.  :lmao
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Arf!


They've clearly cropped that Meeting Agenda board down, because I heard the actual agenda was -

1. Stop Man City Cheating.

2. Stop Man City Cheating.

3. Stop Man City Cheating.
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https://twitter.com/IanCheeseman/status/1268816598791487489

113k of those views are by people like me constantly playing it trying to work out what they're doing.

It's like a really shit KLF tribute bands video clip.

« Last Edit: June 6, 2020, 10:43:50 am by BarryCrocker »
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They've clearly cropped that Meeting Agenda board down, because I heard the actual agenda was -

1. Stop Man City Cheating.

2. Stop Man City Cheating.

3. Stop Man City Cheating.

That's such an open goal for someone with decent Photoshop skills. Would easily out trend the original.

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Self-awareness clearly isn't their strong point.  :lmao

Jeez, they don't do irony do they?  ::)
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Are they trying to make a point about something? 

I thought they weren't bothered about being in European competitions. 

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8 grand on a fuckin banner  :butt

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bet the club is behind that, it's no standard banner is it

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Arf!



Is this one of those image quizzes? You know, like the “spot the fifty 80s hits hidden in this image” ones.  Except this one is “spot the lawsuits”.

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bet the club is behind that, it's no standard banner is it

And on a banner that breaks about every rule of banner making (let alone copyright/trademark theft).

You can tell Abu Dhabi’s fans have no experience of actually what makes a football banner.  Cos otherwise they wouldn’t have one with so much sodding writing on it for starters, so many details, so many seperate sections, so many elements, so many colours - especially so many light ones on a white background.  It’s horrendous.

Absolutely embarrassing on every level - and most of all of course is that they’ve made a big show of cryarsing about being caught cheating - again.

Never know such a bunch of victims as their fans.

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And on a banner that breaks about every rule of banner making (let alone copyright/trademark theft).

You can tell Abu Dhabi’s fans have no experience of actually what makes a football banner.  Cos otherwise they wouldn’t have one with so much sodding writing on it for starters, so many details, so many seperate sections, so many elements, so many colours - especially so many light ones on a white background.  It’s horrendous.

Absolutely embarrassing on every level - and most of all of course is that they’ve made a big show of cryarsing about being caught cheating - again.

Never know such a bunch of victims as their fans.

I was going to say the biggest issue to me is that they completely have their heads in the sand. They have been busted cheating via evidence. I guess they must be Trump supporters because that just doesn’t seem to matter. It’s more important to seek to shift the blame.

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Couldn’t even get the correct number of legs on the whiteboard, the fucking idiots.
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That's such an open goal for someone with decent Photoshop skills. Would easily out trend the original.

It is. I'd have done it myself but don't know how.
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Couldn't get the right font, whatever looked OK in gimp looks shite after exporting and uploading, probably cos I was zoomed right in


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Couldn't get the right font, whatever looked OK in gimp looks shite after exporting and uploading, probably cos I was zoomed right in


Still looks good to me.  :D

Get it out there...

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Someone tell they’ve put these on Twitter
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Someone tell they’ve put these on Twitter

I'm not on Twitter, but by all means spread it as far and wide as you want :D

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That is pretty good.  :wellin
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Pretty much sums up Man City that an appeal is considered "the most important moment in their history".

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For all you twitter fans, the best thing would to get this more views than the original flag. Probably wouldn't be hard.

Drop 8 grand on a flag and a piss take one gets more attention!
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Raheem Sterling: The only disease right now is racism
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Hmmm, not sure that's the most sensitive thing to say right now considering his manager's mum has died from Covid. [emoji53]

He's piped up again on the subject, strangly went very quiet when one of his own fans was filmed racially abusing Pogba in the Manc derby last December.
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Raheem Sterling: The only disease right now is racism
 https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52959292

Hmmm, not sure that's the most sensitive thing to say right now considering his manager's mum has died from Covid. [emoji53]

It’s a stupid thing to say regardless.

He really is tone deaf, that’s nothing new. A virus that’s killed thousands doesn’t need to be brought up in the coversation. It’s not a competition.

Get the message out - but at least put some thoughts in the words first.