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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13000 on: December 1, 2013, 06:04:51 pm »
Have we had a gif of Dignity Dave repeatedly shouting "that's wrong!" yet? That's been the highlight of the day for me.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13001 on: December 1, 2013, 06:06:57 pm »
Rejoice when you win, suck it up when you lose, come in gloating when you've drawn against a Spurs side in terrible form.
Corrected that for you.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13002 on: December 1, 2013, 06:08:03 pm »
Come on lads, put the dummies back in.

Hull are a tough side. :)
I think you should go in the post match thread with this shite, it might take all the tits in there's  mind off our result :P

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13003 on: December 1, 2013, 06:09:09 pm »
Corrected that for you.

It's not the points, it's the performances.

We have our swagger back, we may not have won but we are getting there.
Only Arsenal have put some form together whilst we have faltered.
Lots for us to be optimistic about.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13004 on: December 1, 2013, 06:10:19 pm »
we may not have won but we are getting there.
The Moyes effect in full flow. Love it. Do you remember when it was all about winning?

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13005 on: December 1, 2013, 06:10:41 pm »
I think you should go in the post match thread with this shite, it might take all the tits in there's  mind off our result :P

he hasn't the balls.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13006 on: December 1, 2013, 06:11:19 pm »
The Moyes effect in full flow. Love it. Do you remember when it was all about winning?
1 point is the new 3 points don't ya know

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13007 on: December 1, 2013, 06:12:09 pm »
he hasn't the balls.
I doubt he has any balls ,bit of a eunuch old Kerry

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13008 on: December 1, 2013, 06:12:30 pm »
The Moyes effect in full flow. Love it. Do you remember when it was all about winning?

You can't expect the transition from the greatest manager of all time to be seamless.

But nobody bar Arsenal has capitalised, and they have been known to bottle it.

Still in it.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13009 on: December 1, 2013, 06:13:45 pm »
I think you should go in the post match thread with this shite, it might take all the tits in there's  mind off our result :P
He would get eaten alive.

(To be fair I had my two cents and called our team a bunch of useless wankers though)
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13011 on: December 1, 2013, 06:15:13 pm »
Closing the gap on the team they finished 28 points ahead of a handful of months ago.

Moyesian progress at its finest.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13012 on: December 1, 2013, 06:15:44 pm »
You can't expect the transition from arguably one of the greatest managers of all time to be seamless.

Corrected that for you.



:wave
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13013 on: December 1, 2013, 06:17:04 pm »
Corrected that for you.



:wave

Fair enough. :)
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13014 on: December 1, 2013, 06:20:38 pm »
It's not the points, it's the performances.

We have our swagger back, we may not have won but we are getting there.
Only Arsenal have put some form together whilst we have faltered.
Lots for us to be optimistic about.
Winning even tho you aren't winners eh
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13015 on: December 1, 2013, 06:24:22 pm »
Winning even tho you aren't winners eh

Try that on your Everton mates.

Forgive me for not taking a Liverpool fan's opinion that we are finished, i've heard it every season for 2 decades now.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13016 on: December 1, 2013, 06:25:01 pm »
And it took a defensive error and a pen for your lot to win today,

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13017 on: December 1, 2013, 06:26:17 pm »
Try that on your Everton mates.

Forgive me for not taking a Liverpool fan's opinion that we are finished, i've heard it every season for 2 decades now.

We never die.

You're not finished by any means.

You're just significantly worse.  :)
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13018 on: December 1, 2013, 06:29:42 pm »
It's not the points, it's the performances.

We have our swagger back, we may not have won but we are getting there.
Only Arsenal have put some form together whilst we have faltered.
Lots for us to be optimistic about.

And while you have been swaggering about and hanging on for a draw for the past fortnight the Arse have won 2-0 and 3-0 Everton won 4-0 the Barcodes won 2-1 twice Chelsea won 3-0 and 3-1 and your fellow mancs won 6-0 and 3-0

That R on the gear stick of your Ferrari is for Reverse not Racing Mode, you need to let the moyesiah know before its too late if its not already
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13019 on: December 1, 2013, 06:33:55 pm »
Try that on your Everton mates.

Forgive me for not taking a Liverpool fan's opinion that we are finished, i've heard it every season for 2 decades now.

We never die.
They don't have the non winning winner in charge anymore or I would, but you do.

A draw and 8th place woohoo the bigtime!!
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13020 on: December 1, 2013, 06:34:11 pm »
And while you have been swaggering about and hanging on for a draw for the past fortnight the Arse have won 2-0 and 3-0 Everton won 4-0 the Barcodes won 2-1 twice Chelsea won 3-0 and 3-1 and your fellow mancs won 6-0 and 3-0

That R on the gear stick of your Ferrari is for Reverse not Racing Mode, you need to let the moyesiah know before its too late if its not already

Us Mancs are made of stern stuff and will give him a chance.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13021 on: December 1, 2013, 06:35:24 pm »
Us Mancs are made of stern stuff and will give him a chance.
Good, give him the chance to bury you, he's doing great so far, lowering expectations, winning without winning.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13022 on: December 1, 2013, 06:35:46 pm »
Us Mancs are made of stern stuff and will give him a chance.
how heroic of you all

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13023 on: December 1, 2013, 06:35:48 pm »
Us Mancs are made of stern stuff and will give him a chance.

I hope you give him at least six years  :lmao
This Klopp fella, hes not bad is he?

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13024 on: December 1, 2013, 06:36:48 pm »
Good, give him the chance to bury you, he's doing great so far, lowering expectations, winning without winning.

Or we could spit the dummy out before he gets a proper chance, what would you do?
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13025 on: December 1, 2013, 06:37:58 pm »
Or we could spit the dummy out before he gets a proper chance, what would you do?
I wouldn't give him a chance, I know he's shit, but you carry on being suckers.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13026 on: December 1, 2013, 06:39:58 pm »
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13027 on: December 1, 2013, 06:40:03 pm »
Or we could spit the dummy out before he gets a proper chance, what would you do?
well according to you we've been sticking by mediocre managers for 20 odd years ,now it's your turn

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13028 on: December 1, 2013, 06:40:22 pm »
I wouldn't give him a chance, I know he's shit, but you carry on being suckers.

And therein lies the difference.

Supporters get what they deserve.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13029 on: December 1, 2013, 06:41:06 pm »
well according to you we've been sticking by mediocre managers for 20 odd years ,now it's your turn

Nope, you should have stuck by Benitez for sure.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13030 on: December 1, 2013, 06:43:50 pm »
And therein lies the difference.

Supporters get what they deserve.
You're deffo going to get what you deserve.

He wont even use lube.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13031 on: December 1, 2013, 06:44:51 pm »
You're deffo going to get what you deserve.

He wont even use lube.

When he's fucking the league in the ass.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13032 on: December 1, 2013, 06:45:53 pm »
Nope, you should have stuck by Benitez for sure.

We did. The owners who nearly destroyed the club, didn't.
It's true to say that if Shankly had told us to invade Poland we'd be queuing up 10 deep all the way from Anfield to the Pier Head.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13033 on: December 1, 2013, 06:49:00 pm »
It's not the points, it's the performances.

We have our swagger back, we may not have won but we are getting there.
Only Arsenal have put some form together whilst we have faltered.
Lots for us to be optimistic about.

 :lmao

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13034 on: December 1, 2013, 06:52:15 pm »
When he's fucking the league in the ass.
Yes, because he has massive amounts of experience at doing just that, not fucking clubs in the ass, the league.
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13035 on: December 1, 2013, 06:55:56 pm »
We've turned a corner

Congratulations! You must be chuffed.  :)

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13036 on: December 1, 2013, 06:56:14 pm »
Us Mancs are made of stern stuff and will give him a chance.
Over the last 20 years its been the easiest thing in the world to be a United fan. You have no idea.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13037 on: December 1, 2013, 07:01:19 pm »
It's not the points, it's the performances.

We have our swagger back, we may not have won but we are getting there.

Haha! Scrappy win against Stoke then you beat Norwich and Fulham, a scrappy home win against an Arsenal team after their midweek Dortmund exertions and then you were shite against Cardiff and Spurs. Some swagger that.

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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13038 on: December 1, 2013, 07:03:53 pm »
Haha! Scrappy win against Stoke then you beat Norwich and Fulham, a scrappy home win against an Arsenal team after their midweek Dortmund exertions and then you were shite against Cardiff and Spurs. Some swagger that.

Could be worse, could lose to Hull City, or is it Tigers.....
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Re: David Moyes is still the manager of Manchester United
« Reply #13039 on: December 1, 2013, 07:04:36 pm »
Could be worse, could lose to Hull City, or is it Tigers.....
You probably will.