I liked the 'more twists and turns than a cheap garden hose' & 'He could build a sandcastle with that left foot' too
and 'This is KALEIDOSCOPIC breakfast. INGENIOUS coffee with the delicate, poised balance of milk and a SUPERLATIVE little layoff from sugar. An ASTRONOMICAL portion of an eggs. You can't beat a team like that!'
I wonder what the drab and dull pratts/'analysts'/commentators on MOTD and Sky would do if Ray ever got on to give his views...
Other fans are having their version of 'Ray-isms' now - 'Messi leaving Marcelo sprawling and lost like a man looking inexplicably for a vanished sock in the dryer...' - not bad, not bad at all
Not quite over yet - I think Kane's on 50 with 3 games to play?
Good point that mate - doable for Kane, that.