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Phrases that people get wrong
« on: July 22, 2011, 12:18:28 am »
Someone in the Liverpool board used the phrase "So far so could" earlier. Got me thinking of how we all have or have known someone who has gotten phrases wrong, sometimes completely changing the meaning of what they are saying without realising it.

When I was a bit younger I thought the phrase "As far as the eye can see" was actually "As far as the Ikan Sea" and that there was an especially wide area of water named the Ikan Sea that all distances were measured against. I remember how I found out that I was wrong as well. I was talking to my mate about how fast Sonic the Hedgehog was and how he could jump great distances. I told him, "He could probably jump all the way across the Ikan Sea." My mum informed me of my mistake later.

Sometimes you might here someone admonishing an especially high maintenance person by suggesting they stop being a "Pre Madonna".

There are so many of these that you hear in every day life and just think "What the actual fuck?"

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2011, 12:54:15 am »
Calling a high maintenance person a "Pre Madonna" is good though, at least from the pronunciation aspect. The word comes from the Italian "Prima Donna" meaning 'first lady' hence the meaning you depicted is correct.
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2011, 01:05:12 am »
My sister thought "Moot point" was "Mute point", as in you should just shut up about it. Although Joey in Friends one is better: "It's a moo point, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't mean anything. It's moo."  ;D

The one that annoys me is when people say something like: "I did a complete 360 and and got out of there/changed my life". Fucking idiots.

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2011, 01:11:42 am »
Intents and purposes becoming intensive purposes.

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #4 on: July 22, 2011, 01:15:03 am »
The one that annoys me most is people saying "I could care less" when what they mean to say is couldn't. Mostly Americans seem to do this and I haven't go a clue why.

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #5 on: July 22, 2011, 01:35:32 am »
Sky Sports understands that (player X) is in talks with (club y).

this commonly gets confused with club y has signed player x

 
I watched a YouTube video and decided that Paul Konchesky looked like a player.
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #6 on: July 22, 2011, 02:01:40 am »
I'm terrible for these!  :-\


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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #7 on: July 22, 2011, 02:46:25 am »
Holy shit Gobias I never knew your avatar was a gif until now.
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #8 on: July 22, 2011, 02:47:58 am »
Ones that I've heard...

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #9 on: July 22, 2011, 02:49:33 am »
Holy shit Gobias I never knew your avatar was a gif until now.

No Freaking Way.  :shocked
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #10 on: July 22, 2011, 03:02:19 am »
Socrates did have a habit of polarising opinion, as does Lucas. Lucas is also good at hemming opponents in and locking them into difficult situations.

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #11 on: July 22, 2011, 03:10:23 am »
:lmao That's why I chose it ;)

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #12 on: July 22, 2011, 03:16:03 am »
Not really a phrase I got wrong but a word. Albeit. Every time I read this word, until recently, I thought it was 'allbite'
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #13 on: July 22, 2011, 03:28:15 am »
I get confused with this one: "All that glitters is not gold"

Usually turns into "all that gold is not glitter" or "all that glitter is not gold"

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #14 on: July 22, 2011, 05:10:39 am »
Pacific instead of specific.
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2011, 05:10:43 am »
The one that annoys me most is people saying "I could care less" when what they mean to say is couldn't. Mostly Americans seem to do this and I haven't go a clue why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2011, 05:25:39 am »
"You've got another think coming" being incorrectly replaced with "You've got another thing coming".

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2011, 05:29:51 am »
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2011, 05:33:00 am »
I don't know if it really counts as a phrase, but a lot of people I know (and on here too) say "could of" or "should of" which is annoying.

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2011, 05:49:44 am »
I'm worse. I get irritated even when there is a slight deviation from the original.

"The proof of the pudding is in eating it", for example, sucks all the rhythm and music out of "the proof of the pudding is in the eating".

I did however believe thatbthe band Hall & Oates was called Hollow Notes, which, you'll have to admit isn't a bad name for a band.

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2011, 06:57:44 am »
My boss ALWAYS uses the word pacific instead of specific. Winds me up to no end.

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2011, 07:03:09 am »
In meetings with customers my boss tries to impress them with the latin phrase "Quid pro quo" (meaning - something given in return for something of equivalent value  /  you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours)..

For some reason he really tries to emphasise it in a sentence but always gets it wrong, never once heard him pronounce it right - he's tried "Quip Cro Pro", "Kid Crow Pro", "Quid Quorn Pro", etc.
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2011, 07:06:55 am »
When a film is nothing but eye candy instead of having to use your brain, I say it's eye candy. My mate says "chewing gum for the eyes" and that phrase really annoys me for some reason. Does it make sense?
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #23 on: July 22, 2011, 07:07:07 am »
I did however believe thatbthe band Hall & Oates was called Hollow Notes, which, you'll have to admit isn't a bad name for a band.

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #24 on: July 22, 2011, 07:16:23 am »
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #25 on: July 22, 2011, 07:42:26 am »


Exactly what first went through my mind.

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« Reply #26 on: July 22, 2011, 07:52:05 am »
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #27 on: July 22, 2011, 07:59:55 am »
A lot of people on RAWK use 'where' instead of 'were' and vice versa.

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #28 on: July 22, 2011, 08:11:26 am »
A lot of people on RAWK use 'where' instead of 'were' and vice versa.

You can add the confusion between 'their' and 'there', and 'your' & you're to that too. it's very common indeed.
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2011, 08:33:44 am »
A lot of people on RAWK use 'where' instead of 'were' and vice versa.
You can add the confusion between 'their' and 'there', and 'your' & you're to that too. it's very common indeed.
Thats more bad spelling/grammar though, not really misunderstood phrases.

Thought for a long time "shed load" was "shit load" and wondered why it was ok swearing when saying that.
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #30 on: July 22, 2011, 08:34:18 am »
 "I could care less" pisses me off immensely, Americans seem to be the main culprits.
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #31 on: July 22, 2011, 08:36:13 am »
Cant be asked > Isnt it, cant be arsed?! thats how ive always known it.

See lots of fella on here saying 'stupid get' etc, i thought it was 'git' maybe a difference in regional dialect!
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #32 on: July 22, 2011, 08:41:27 am »
I'm worse. I get irritated even when there is a slight deviation from the original.

"The proof of the pudding is in eating it", for example, sucks all the rhythm and music out of "the proof of the pudding is in the eating".

I did however believe thatbthe band Hall & Oates was called Hollow Notes, which, you'll have to admit isn't a bad name for a band.

I have heard alot of people say "the proof is in the pudding".
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #33 on: July 22, 2011, 08:43:21 am »
My mate piped up with "I'm gain" the other day, meaning he was up for something (I'm game). Genuinely didn't realise what he was saying was wrong.

Not a phrase, but for years I thought chimneys were actually called chimleys.
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #34 on: July 22, 2011, 08:59:04 am »
Thats more bad spelling/grammar though, not really misunderstood phrases.

Thought for a long time "shed load" was "shit load" and wondered why it was ok swearing when saying that.

True. But just to get it off my chest... mixing up new & knew gives me a twitch.

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #35 on: July 22, 2011, 09:06:05 am »
my boss always says interpretate instead of interpret.
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #36 on: July 22, 2011, 09:49:50 am »
I have heard alot of people say "the proof is in the pudding".
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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #37 on: July 22, 2011, 12:00:13 pm »
Its not rocket surgery

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #38 on: July 22, 2011, 12:03:18 pm »
I get confused with this one: "All that glitters is not gold"

Usually turns into "all that gold is not glitter" or "all that glitter is not gold"

It's "all that glisters is not gold".

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Re: Phrases that people get wrong
« Reply #39 on: July 22, 2011, 12:04:28 pm »
I used to think Jimmy Saville was called Jim'll Saville after Jim'll fix It
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