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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #520 on: August 30, 2014, 10:13:08 am »
Maybe it`s because I`m listening to Electric Ladyland at the minute, but put an afro on Balotelli and he looks like Jimi Henrix. Raheem Sterling looks like a young Chuck Berry.  And Daniel Sturridge looks like an 80s hip hop-artist I don`t remember the name of. I`m sure Martin Skrtel looks like some punk rocker out there.  There should be a great potential at the Christmas dressup parties.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #521 on: August 30, 2014, 10:19:50 am »
Woke up this morning to the sound of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

And I think this works:

SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool
Even though he's a nutter we all think he's very cool
"why always me?" He says when he scores a goal
SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #522 on: August 30, 2014, 10:55:13 am »
Woke up this morning to the sound of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

And I think this works:

SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool
Even though he's a nutter we all think he's very cool
If you say it loud enough you know we're going to rule
SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool
Um de de dum dum um didi di

He's travelled all around the world and everywhere he went
He'd do some mad stuff for a laugh cos he's a mental gent
But now come to the reds to show how he's grown
He's our mad bastard now and this is how he's known
Oh
SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool
SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool
SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool
SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool!!

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #523 on: August 30, 2014, 11:42:53 am »
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/aug/29/mario-balotelli-liverpool-milan-italy?CMP=twt_gu
...

I think sometimes, recently, I have gone a bit soft since the birth of my baby daughter - maybe I have always been that way and just more aware of it now. Either way, that article really struck a chord with me. Very insightful and very sad.

I hope we can now make him feel at home.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #524 on: August 30, 2014, 11:45:19 am »
BR on Balotelli: "We have seen the sheer power & pace & the touch he has. He wants to score goals and he wants to do it consistently now."


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #525 on: August 30, 2014, 02:10:42 pm »
BR on Balotelli: "We have seen the sheer power & pace & the touch he has. He wants to score goals and he wants to do it consistently now. did you hear that Fabio, I said DID YOU HEAR THAT FAB"
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #526 on: August 30, 2014, 02:46:26 pm »
 :) :)
I think sometimes, recently, I have gone a bit soft since the birth of my baby daughter - maybe I have always been that way and just more aware of it now. Either way, that article really struck a chord with me. Very insightful and very sad.

I hope we can now make him feel at home.


That's what's made him the person he is. It's incredible he's made it this far in life without being an alcoholic or some other form of broken person. He's a decent lad at heart, and the romantic in me would like to believe that footballs ultimate outsider will find a home at a club and city that see themselves as outsiders.
The bollocks that he can make or break our season is just that. He can make it or have little effect, he can't break it. I have a feeling we'll get at least one quality season out of him. Without the baggage he'd be twice the price and twice the wages. He's also got the best man manager of his career now, so all aboard the Mario express for me :).

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #527 on: August 30, 2014, 03:23:36 pm »
wow what a banner that would make

True.  BUT, make him earn it. That would be best for him and the club.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #528 on: August 30, 2014, 05:07:58 pm »


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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #529 on: August 30, 2014, 05:22:10 pm »
Saw a clip of shot practice at Melwood today, and Mario looked awesome. Can't wait to see him in action now  ;D So much power and pace, and of course he is a great technician  ;)
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #530 on: August 30, 2014, 05:46:36 pm »
Does this song work?

Don't cry for us Baloteli
The truth is we'll never leaveyou
All through your wild days
Your mad existance
We'll keep our promise
Don't keep your distance

As for fortune, as for fame
You never invited them in
Though it seemed to world it was all you desired

They are illusions
Not the solutions they promised to be
The answer was here all the time
I love you, and hope you love me

Don't cry for us Balotelli




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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #531 on: August 30, 2014, 06:13:37 pm »
Woke up this morning to the sound of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

And I think this works:

SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool
Even though he's a nutter we all think he's very cool
If you say it loud enough you know we're going to rule
SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool
]

great effort - loving this - maybe scans better like this -

SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool now
Even though he's a bit mad we think he's very cool now
If you say it loud enough you know we're gonna rule now
SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool now
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #532 on: August 30, 2014, 06:37:34 pm »
Woke up this morning to the sound of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

And I think this works:

SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool
Even though he's a nutter we all think he's very cool
If you say it loud enough you know we're going to rule
SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool

Sweet Jesus Christ. Kill it with fire.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #533 on: August 30, 2014, 08:32:08 pm »
Coming into threads for song suggestions always guarantees a good cringe.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #534 on: August 30, 2014, 08:33:12 pm »
Coming into threads for song suggestions always guarantees a good cringe.

Completely agree.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #535 on: August 30, 2014, 08:47:38 pm »
Lovely chip in the shooting practice vid.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #536 on: August 30, 2014, 08:50:50 pm »
He'll be like a lion sizing up an injured baby buffalo if he plays against Kaboul
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #537 on: August 30, 2014, 08:51:15 pm »
So one reason he's left Italy is the racism over there.

Isn't that shocking?  Really, their best centre forward by a mile is leaving due to racist abuse.

Shame on you Italy.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #538 on: August 30, 2014, 10:41:23 pm »
Spot-on advice a reality check for Liverpool new boy Balotelli

Rodgers makes it clear from the off - there’s no special treatment, even for super Mario

It didn’t take Mario Balotelli long to realise that at Liverpool FC nobody receives special treatment.

The ink was still drying on the contract after completing his Ł16million move from AC Milan when the Italian made a polite if pointed enquiry.

“Mario asked who takes the penalties,” reveals Brendan Rodgers. “He is brilliant at penalties, and he knows it as well.

“But Steven Gerrard is our penalty taker.”

It was a gentle reminder of the striker’s place at his new club.

Balotelli may well have a fantastic record from the spot, but such seniority must be earned rather than instantly inherited.

That hasn’t always been the case for the controversial Italian, whose undoubted talent has too often been overshadowed by contentious behaviour both on and off the field.

Such antics have led to accusations of Balotelli being indulged at previous clubs, the most notable guilty party being Roberto Mancini, the man who gave him his debut at Inter Milan and who later brought him to Manchester City.

Ultimately, though, Mancini had his limits. And Rodgers, having previously warned of the dangers of pampering young footballers, has no intention of making Balotelli the ongoing centre of his attention.

“Young players are indulged, yes, but that’s not just with Mario,” says the Reds boss. “I’ve said this before. I see it with British players.

“The difference with Mario is he is a proven talent.

“I’m not going to criticise any club. I’ve not worked with Mario at Inter Milan, Manchester City or AC Milan. But you can give players too much (leeway).”

Rodgers adds: “Everything Mario does off the field gets monitored.

“A lot of what he does is kindness, I think. He does stupid things, yes.

“But for me, it’s just a case of making sure he is focused on his football and really makes sure this isn’t a circus around one player.

“This is a guy who I believe can help us. He is not the star of the team. It is about the team.”

Liverpool have already taken subtle steps to ensure the penny drops with Balotelli.

“Mario came in here and we were asked when the press conference was (for his signing),” says Rodgers. “We replied ‘what press conference?’

“He’s the same as every other player. We had no press conference for Adam Lallana or Lazar Markovic.

“It’s more a case of ‘get up the stairs, hold the shirt, get your photograph taken and get out’.

“He’s a good kid. But you can have young players feeling as though they are more than what they are and then the ego goes with it.

“Mario is a talented player. He is 24 years of age. But focus on the football and work your socks off.

“That’s what he has done this week. He has been working for 45 minutes extra doing extra training, specifics, practising free-kicks, even in the rain!”

Such work has put Balotelli in line to make his debut in today’s trip to top-four rivals Tottenham Hotspur, a match that has taken on extra importance following the Reds’ 3-1 reverse at champions Manchester City last Monday.

And Rodgers has long since been made aware of the Italian’s attributes.

“Mario has wonderful charisma on the field,” he says. “I remember when I brought Fabio Borini to Swansea. He said the best player he had played alongside was Balotelli. They were in and around the Italy under-21 squad together.

“Mario has beautiful feet and a lovely touch on the ball - skill, power, pace, has a real aerial threat, and once he picks the element of how to be in this team, then you have a player who is a genuine world-class talent.”

Given the off-field fireworks, it’s easy to forget that Baloteli - who only turned 24 earlier this month - has won three Italian titles, an Italian Cup, the Champions League, the Premier League and the FA Cup, as well as appearing in a European Championship final having scored two goals in the semi-final.

It’s a roll of honour few of his new team-mates can match.

“Mario has a winning mentality,” says Rodgers. “I recognise that whenever I speak to him.

“He came in at Man City and in his first season he won the FA Cup and in the second season he won the league.

“He is a winner. He has scored goals at the highest level for both club and country.

“When you see him working on the training field - and that has beenthe big thing this week - and you strip away all the background noise and all the stuff he is supposed to be and keep it simple, you see his qualities. They are clear.”

Not that Balotelli is the finished article. If there has been one continued shortcoming throughout his career it has been accusations of a lack of work-rate and fitting into the team ethic.

Rodgers, though, has already seen encouraging signs. “If you look at our team, with our intensity, pressure and press, that’s a big thing for us,” says the Northern Irishman.

“We had a few sessions on that this week, which was fun and interesting, but it highlighted what he needs to do.

“It also showed to me where other players were at before they came into here, and he is at the same stage they were at.

“Nobody ever associated Coutinho with pressing when he first came here, nor Sturridge or Sterling."

Rodgers adds: “What helped is that he played against us in pre-season in America and it was a big eye-opener for him.

“He actually said that AC Milan were almost acting like Liverpool’s reserve team, and talked about how he couldn’t get hold of Steven Gerrard playing in the deeper role. That’s how intense we are.

“Let us judge Mario over time. If we give him time, I’m sure he will be fine. You have to give the kid a chance.”

The same chance, as Rodgers would attest, as will be afforded every other player at Liverpool.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #539 on: August 30, 2014, 10:52:52 pm »
@JBcommentator: Balotelli left out of Italy squad by Antonio Conte !
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #540 on: August 30, 2014, 10:54:28 pm »
@JBcommentator: Balotelli left out of Italy squad by Antonio Conte !

WTF!? xD
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #541 on: August 30, 2014, 10:58:27 pm »
Conte just did Liverpool a favor. This, at the very least means Mario won't be jetting off and will be around the club to get better acclimated. And it might be a nice kick up the ass for him perform.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #542 on: August 30, 2014, 11:02:37 pm »
If Mario really buys into Brendan's plan then 16m will look like a drop in the ocean.  The lad has so much potential, if he realises it with us then its very exciting
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #543 on: August 30, 2014, 11:06:47 pm »
@JBcommentator: Balotelli left out of Italy squad by Antonio Conte !

The state of Italian football, to leave out their best forward for those players, don't know what to say about that. That squad is shit.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #544 on: August 30, 2014, 11:12:38 pm »
Wouldnt be surprised if hes asked to be left out due to him only moving to us recently! Having to sort out all sorts of shit

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #545 on: August 30, 2014, 11:16:09 pm »
Wouldnt be surprised if hes asked to be left out due to him only moving to us recently! Having to sort out all sorts of shit
Yeah my first thought too. Would be the most sensible explanation really.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #546 on: August 30, 2014, 11:17:13 pm »
@JBcommentator: Balotelli left out of Italy squad by Antonio Conte !

Apparently he was made a bit of a scapegoat in Italy for the World Cup exit. People can draw their own conclusions as to why that would be.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #547 on: August 30, 2014, 11:38:07 pm »
Wow, they are quite poor upfront anyway.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #548 on: August 30, 2014, 11:47:39 pm »
@JBcommentator: Balotelli left out of Italy squad by Antonio Conte !

I remember reading that italian players tend to get looked down on and overlooked if they leave Italy.

Probably better for us anyway that he has an extra week settling down on Merseyside.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #549 on: August 30, 2014, 11:47:47 pm »
If Mario really buys into Brendan's plan then 16m will look like a drop in the ocean.  The lad has so much potential, if he realises it with us then its very exciting

if he does, he will be world class, i have little doubt about it

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« Reply #550 on: August 31, 2014, 12:16:33 am »
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great effort - loving this - maybe scans better like this -

SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool now
Even though he's a bit mad we think he's very cool now
If you say it loud enough you know we're gonna rule now
SuperMarioBalatelliPlaysForLiverpool now

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #551 on: August 31, 2014, 12:18:39 am »
To the tune of Let it Go from Frozen (I'm sure anybody who knows any child will know which fucking song I mean).

Mario! Mario!
Don't hold it back any more,
Mario! Mario!
Gets the ball and then he scores,
Number 45, just watch him play,
Let the goals rain in,
We love Mario Balotelli.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #552 on: August 31, 2014, 12:29:37 am »
I hope when Balotelli starts playing we stop with the articles and interviews about him, it feels like every day there's a new set of quotes from Brendan talking about his attitude. Like Rodgers has said, it's not the Mario show.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #553 on: August 31, 2014, 12:38:24 am »
@JBcommentator: Balotelli left out of Italy squad by Antonio Conte !
Good let him focus on us and leave Italy behind
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #554 on: August 31, 2014, 12:40:13 am »
I honestly can't recall being so excited about a signing. I remember I was beyond delighted when we signed Kewell, but this, I think this is the most excited I've been.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #555 on: August 31, 2014, 12:41:27 am »
To the tune of Let it Go from Frozen (I'm sure anybody who knows any child will know which fucking song I mean).

Mario! Mario!
Don't hold it back any more,
Mario! Mario!
Gets the ball and then he scores,
Number 45, just watch him play,
Let the goals rain in,
We love Mario Balotelli.

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Goodbye & thank you Rafa. You've given us more than we ever had a right to expect from you and you stayed loyal and fought for us even when some of our own turned on you. I truly hope that you find somewhere with the support that you deserve & win everything in sight.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #556 on: August 31, 2014, 12:49:25 am »
http://www.theguardian.com/football/blog/2014/aug/29/mario-balotelli-liverpool-milan-italy?CMP=twt_gu

You'll Never Walk Alone Mario Balotelli.

Can't wait for him to hear 40,000 Reds sing at Anfield. Then he'll score.

I fucking love our club, owners,  captain and Rodgers. He's 24, either hated or pandered to, even if this does go south I'm so glad we took a punt on 24 year old misunderstood kid, who is incredibly talented and incredibly adrift. We might be just what he needs, and if so, we'll have some pleyer on our hands.

Footballers should be role models, yeah, but so should our treatment of them. Most people I know don't have it figured out by 50,  and he's not half that, with the begrudging expectation of a whole country behind him. He's not stolen, beaten or killed as far as I'm aware. He's made some stupid mistakes, not malicious and our treatment should reflect that.
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #557 on: August 31, 2014, 02:33:32 am »
To the tune of Let it Go from Frozen (I'm sure anybody who knows any child will know which fucking song I mean).

Mario! Mario!
Don't hold it back any more,
Mario! Mario!
Gets the ball and then he scores,
Number 45, just watch him play,
Let the goals rain in,
We love Mario Balotelli.

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My 2 year old loves it.

She suggests changing the last line to
"Why always Mario Balotelli"
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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #558 on: August 31, 2014, 03:27:54 am »
To the tune of Let it Go from Frozen (I'm sure anybody who knows any child will know which fucking song I mean).

Mario! Mario!
Don't hold it back any more,
Mario! Mario!
Gets the ball and then he scores,
Number 45, just watch him play,
Let the goals rain in,
We love Mario Balotelli.

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Re: Welcome to Liverpool - Mario Balotelli
« Reply #559 on: August 31, 2014, 03:37:16 am »
@JBcommentator: Balotelli left out of Italy squad by Antonio Conte !

Yeah, being suspended for a game will do that. He can't play their first qualifier.
« Last Edit: August 31, 2014, 03:39:47 am by rob1408 »