Author Topic: The Office AKA The UK Office - 'The Good One' - If you don't like it, piss off (Read 85579 times)

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #120 on:** July 3, 2006, 08:49:04 am »

for those that never saw the episode of room 101 with rickys 80's band

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6G9uGPQsVNk

and live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV3nw8RBPdY

fudge · « **Reply #121 on:** July 3, 2006, 09:01:49 am »

Thats quality, i never knew he had a band....

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #122 on:** July 3, 2006, 09:15:05 am »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DL8VdbTn3Ow&mode=related&search=

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #123 on:** July 3, 2006, 09:17:33 am »

We have a winner. This is with out doubt my favorite scene ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qThIPFpqNrM&search=the%20office

Garstonite · « **Reply #124 on:** July 3, 2006, 09:36:48 am »

SHE'S THE SERPENT WHO GUARDS THE GATES OF HELL!!

If anyone can find the scene with Gareth leaving on the bike with the husband and wife, I'd be very grateful.

fudge · « **Reply #125 on:** July 3, 2006, 10:00:11 am »

Quote from: Emlyn18 on July 3, 2006, 09:17:33 am

We have a winner. This is with out doubt my favorite scene ever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qThIPFpqNrM&search=the%20office

"yes i've enjoyed the odd doobie but now i'm walking to John O Groats with some spastics"

cringeworthy classic, but for me you just can't beat the dance scene

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #126 on:** July 3, 2006, 10:06:42 am »

i know it's an office thread but karl pinlkington watching brokeback mountain

fudge · « **Reply #127 on:** July 3, 2006, 10:12:56 am »

if you have sex with another man you're generally considered gay

Garstonite · « **Reply #128 on:** July 3, 2006, 10:23:57 am »

Karl Pilkington is hilarious. A genius, in his own right. His other Podcasts are hilarious, too. I like the one with his drawings the best.

fudge · « **Reply #129 on:** July 3, 2006, 10:51:36 am »

for me its his argument that dinosaurs should be reintroduced so that we restore natures balance of natural selection.

snez1 · « **Reply #130 on:** July 3, 2006, 11:13:48 am »

The podcasts (and before that the shows on xfm) were fucking brilliant. Carl was not meant to be on the shopw, just the producer but he was so fucking funny. Now i can't help but think it's becoming a little manufactured to make him even stupider than he is.

"They know i'm rock and roll"

"Women....are.....dirty"

"Your not looking at the whole pie Jenny. Wernham Hogg is one big pie and they're the fruit...."
"David i ahven't got the time for this"
"You've not got time for the pie, no. What i'm saying is i take th ejob"
"Well, congratulations and good luck"
"Don't need good luck with 71.4% of the population behind you"

"I see us as one big organism. These guys down here are the hands, doing the dirty work. The guys in the office are the brain."
"What part are you then?"
"Good quesion. Probably the humour."

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #131 on:** July 3, 2006, 04:52:13 pm »

There not fooled by the suit they know I'm rock 'n' roll to the core.

pistol · « **Reply #132 on:** July 3, 2006, 05:09:23 pm »

Brent: What's five out of seven as a percentage?
(Brent checks calculator)
Jennifer Taylor-Clark: Er...70%
Brent: 71.4. So...
Jennifer Taylor-Clark: Call Susan and arrange the meet with the board and finalise all the details. Congratulations and good luck.
Brent: You don't need luck when you've got 71.4% of the population behind you.

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #133 on:** July 3, 2006, 05:43:17 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXATK_yxFIQ&mode=related&search=the%20office

Your love this!

pistol · « **Reply #134 on:** July 3, 2006, 05:47:18 pm »

"Can I ask fatty to lose weight?"

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #135 on:** July 3, 2006, 06:01:03 pm »

'I would still do you if you came round mine begging for it.'

pistol · « **Reply #136 on:** July 3, 2006, 06:03:25 pm »

"Thats.......good to know"

hooded claw · « **Reply #137 on:** July 3, 2006, 06:06:12 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on July 3, 2006, 09:36:48 am

SHE'S THE SERPENT WHO GUARDS THE GATES OF HELL!!

If anyone can find the scene with Gareth leaving on the bike with the husband and wife, I'd be very grateful.

Perfection that; it's on screen for what- a couple of seconds max?- but tells you so much. Beautifully done.

'He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?'

pistol · « **Reply #138 on:** July 3, 2006, 06:08:50 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on July 3, 2006, 09:36:48 am

If anyone can find the scene with Gareth leaving on the bike with the husband and wife, I'd be very grateful.

Give me a few minutes, and I'll see if I can whack it up.

Garstonite · « **Reply #139 on:** July 3, 2006, 06:11:58 pm »

Just been searching Amazon and looking at The Office reviews. Unbelievable some people are:

Quote

Everyone love`s the Office, good for them, I really really hate it, I understand its supposed to be subtle comedy, but its so subtle that it can`t be called comedy, at least you get the chance to laugh at comedy, so why don`t I laugh when watching this tripe,if Ricky Gervais is a comic genius, I`m from Mars.

What a prick. This is obviously the kind of brain-dead half-wit that needs canned laughter to know when something is funny. There are so many comedy programmes out there that I don't like, but I can appreciate that it needs to fit people's tastes. Wanker.

pistol · « **Reply #140 on:** July 3, 2006, 06:21:26 pm »

MY girlfriends dad can't stand Ricky Gervais. Were visiting when extras first came on last year, and he spent the whole way through telling us all how much he hated it. Maybe if he fucking listene, he'd stand a better chance of enjoying it!

-HH- · « **Reply #141 on:** July 3, 2006, 06:36:29 pm »

Quote from: hooded claw on July 3, 2006, 06:06:12 pm

'He's thrown a kettle over a pub. What have you done?'

Err...won a quiz?

afc tukrish · « **Reply #142 on:** July 3, 2006, 06:48:58 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on July 3, 2006, 06:11:58 pm

Just been searching Amazon and looking at The Office reviews. Unbelievable some people are:

Quote
Everyone love`s the Office, good for them, I really really hate it, I understand its supposed to be subtle comedy, but its so subtle that it can`t be called comedy, at least you get the chance to laugh at comedy, so why don`t I laugh when watching this tripe,if Ricky Gervais is a comic genius, I`m from Mars.

What a prick. This is obviously the kind of brain-dead half-wit that needs canned laughter to know when something is funny. There are so many comedy programmes out there that I don't like, but I can appreciate that it needs to fit people's tastes. Wanker.

or, given the opening comment, one who enjoys trumpeting his differences to the crowd for all to see.

not enjoying the Office is fine, not enjoying it merely to prove oneself different from "everyone else" is a litttle sad...

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #143 on:** July 3, 2006, 08:25:59 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on July 3, 2006, 06:11:58 pm

Just been searching Amazon and looking at The Office reviews. Unbelievable some people are:

What a prick. This is obviously the kind of brain-dead half-wit that needs canned laughter to know when something is funny. There are so many comedy programmes out there that I don't like, but I can appreciate that it needs to fit people's tastes. Wanker.

sounds like a my family/two pint four children viewer.

i would have said last of the summer wine/waiting for god/keeping up appearances but i can understand there being an audience for that type of comedy i'm just not it despit how utter fucking tripe i believe them to be

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #144 on:** July 3, 2006, 08:32:08 pm »

Quote from: Walton_Gary on May 22, 2006, 10:34:20 pm

But me favourite clip is when Gareth gets chatted up by that byker and you see him in that motorbike thing with that helmet on

That is a classic.

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #145 on:** July 3, 2006, 08:35:06 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptMt9_uo__Q&search=gareth%20office

Stiil looking for the biker clip but cant find it.

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #146 on:** July 3, 2006, 08:37:35 pm »

Quote from: Walton_Gary on May 30, 2006, 04:43:41 pm

The best clip of the lot

gerrardspetal · « **Reply #147 on:** July 3, 2006, 08:41:24 pm »

You tube not loading vids for me anymore!!!!

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #148 on:** July 3, 2006, 08:43:10 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiU7dV2hwuI&search=the%20office%20

gotta love keith.

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #149 on:** July 3, 2006, 08:47:02 pm »

Sorry gotta stop posting all these fucking videos!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbexdHS8fGc&search=the%20office%20

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #150 on:** July 3, 2006, 08:49:21 pm »

Last one from me, so cringe worthy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDTtp8v2Igc&search=the%20office%20

-HH- · « **Reply #151 on:** July 3, 2006, 08:52:16 pm »

Quote from: Emlyn18 on July 3, 2006, 08:35:06 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptMt9_uo__Q&search=gareth%20office

Stiil looking for the biker clip but cant find it.

"I'd do most nationalities."

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #152 on:** July 3, 2006, 08:55:17 pm »

This is classic Gareth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZnPysozzYU&search=the%20office%20

Roy Cropper · « **Reply #153 on:** July 3, 2006, 09:03:29 pm »

all great classic clips.

keep them coming fellas

Emlyn18 · « **Reply #154 on:** July 3, 2006, 09:04:18 pm »

Would deffo get to number one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsvkEn-6Y5w&search=the%20office%20

-HH- · « **Reply #155 on:** July 3, 2006, 09:37:58 pm »

Quote from: Emlyn18 on July 3, 2006, 06:01:03 pm

'I would still do you if you came round mine begging for it.'

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXATK_yxFIQ&mode=related&search=the%20office%20

pistol · « **Reply #156 on:** July 3, 2006, 09:59:29 pm »

And finally, here it is.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycnhv2znhJY

snez1 · « **Reply #157 on:** July 3, 2006, 10:12:44 pm »

Brent: Alright.....
Dawn: Hiya
Brent: What you reading? Popcorn, Ben Elton.......any good?
Dawn: Yeah it's alright
Brent: Had a bit of a scare before
Dawn: God, why what happened?
Brent (cupping balls) : Thought i found a lump. I mean, i examine my self regularly but..........terrfying......testicular cancer.........cancer of them old testicles............whats that your eating?
Dawn: It's a bit of Bree.
Brent: See you later..................

Another-kop-hero · « **Reply #158 on:** July 3, 2006, 10:23:22 pm »

Quote from: Emlyn18 on July 3, 2006, 08:49:21 pm

Last one from me, so cringe worthy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDTtp8v2Igc&search=the%20office%20

Sorry to go off track but that bloke thats sat on the front row in that scene with the brown is it him that plays gog out of peepshow in series two?

Just got the office dvd on fucking class

"Well monkey alan still fancies you if no one else does" gotta love gareth got a right way with the ladies

The Bill Hicks Appreciation Society · « **Reply #159 on:** July 3, 2006, 10:47:04 pm »

Quote from: pistol on July 3, 2006, 09:59:29 pm

And finally, here it is.........

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ycnhv2znhJY

fuck me i'd never noticed that before