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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1203 on: February 7, 2020, 05:15:47 pm »
He`s slightly unhinged and hilarious in equal measures  ;D

He has a youtube channel and he has been over here to watch some games
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1204 on: February 13, 2020, 01:06:50 pm »
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1205 on: May 6, 2020, 10:26:33 pm »

In Nuremberg, dozens of young people, some of whom have been equipped with iron bars, have apparently specifically arranged for a fight. The police detained ten teenagers and prevented a second meeting later that evening.

After a mass beating of young people in Nuremberg in the middle of the Corona crisis, the police say they have no information about the background. On Tuesday evening, 40 young people had apparently specifically arranged to fight. The police detained ten people between the ages of 14 and 17, according to a statement. An official was slightly injured in the operation.

Witnesses reported that the teenagers used iron bars to beat each other. When the police arrived, some of those involved had fled. A good two hours later, young people from the same group wanted to fight again at the main train station. The police intervened and prevented another mass brawl.

When the youngsters were asked to identify themselves, a 16-year-old punched an official in the head with a fist. The 29-year-old was slightly injured, but was still able to serve. In addition, other young people tried to free those arrested. The police opened several investigations.

https://www.web24.news/u/2020/05/mass-brawl-among-young-people-in-nuremberg.html

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1207 on: May 6, 2020, 10:57:20 pm »
That's fucking grim that  :(

Why? Inbred wankers. These gobshites act like c*nts all the time. Just a publicity stunt mate.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1208 on: May 6, 2020, 11:32:01 pm »
This one still cracks me up




For old times sake. Shame almost all the pics have disappeared because this thread was one of the funniest

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1209 on: May 6, 2020, 11:38:21 pm »
Why? Inbred wankers. These gobshites act like c*nts all the time. Just a publicity stunt mate.
If they're twatting each other with iron bars, instead of fists, in a fight, then that's way out of order.
I'm intrigued; what's this publicity stunt all about?
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1210 on: May 7, 2020, 01:15:30 am »
If they're twatting each other with iron bars, instead of fists, in a fight, then that's way out of order.
I'm intrigued; what's this publicity stunt all about?

Well they aren't are they? Twat someone with iron bars and you kill people.

They aren't or they'd be in clink.

They're wankers mate.
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They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1211 on: May 7, 2020, 07:03:47 am »
This one still cracks me up




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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1212 on: May 7, 2020, 07:52:06 am »
Well they aren't are they? Twat someone with iron bars and you kill people.

They aren't or they'd be in clink.

They're wankers mate.

A publicity stunt?! :lmao

For what? Iron bars?
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1213 on: May 7, 2020, 07:55:26 am »
A publicity stunt?! :lmao

For what? Iron bars?

Never been the same since they reduced the sugar levels.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1214 on: May 7, 2020, 07:57:58 am »
Never been the same since they reduced the sugar levels.

Is that when they changed to Chinese steel from British?

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1215 on: May 7, 2020, 08:13:33 am »
For old times sake. Shame almost all the pics have disappeared because this thread was one of the funniest
My favourite pic that is no more was the Aston Villa "firm" team photo.

All fat balding geezers who look like the just came out of their mum's basement for a internet meet up they arranged.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1216 on: May 7, 2020, 08:29:36 am »
My favourite pic that is no more was the Aston Villa "firm" team photo.

All fat balding geezers who look like the just came out of their mum's basement for a internet meet up they arranged.

Imagine getting legged by them, all you'd have to do is run past a chippy to lose them

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1217 on: May 7, 2020, 08:31:20 am »
For old times sake. Shame almost all the pics have disappeared because this thread was one of the funniest
The hedge cutter one on the last few pages is also a classic, comments are funny as fuck.  :)
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1218 on: May 7, 2020, 08:33:00 am »
This one still cracks me up




It's daindan talking to his 8 year old sister about footie and covid

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1219 on: May 7, 2020, 08:37:39 am »
Imagine getting legged by them, all you'd have to do is run past a chippy to lose them
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1220 on: May 7, 2020, 09:51:47 am »
Imagine getting legged by them, all you'd have to do is run amble past a chippy to lose them



Fixed.

Most of those lads haven't seen their bollocks since The Streets were relevant.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1221 on: May 7, 2020, 10:06:25 am »
Imagine getting legged by them, all you'd have to do is run past a chippy to lose them



Al Murray third from the right...and second from the right...and second from the left...and third from the left...and middle at the front...middle at the back...

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1222 on: May 7, 2020, 11:20:19 am »
You’ll also notice internet sensation thumb man front and centre
If he's being asked to head the ball too frequently - which isn't exactly his specialty - it could affect his ear and cause an infection. Especially if the ball hits him on the ear directly.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1223 on: May 7, 2020, 11:38:18 am »
Al Murray third from the right...and second from the right...and second from the left...and third from the left...and middle at the front...middle at the back...

And all the world is football shaped, It's just for me to kick in space. And I can see, hear, smell, touch, taste.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1224 on: May 7, 2020, 12:18:36 pm »
fat , baldy middle aged men shouldn’t be trying to mix it at the footy at this time in their lives. Can imagine the draw when young but these are a joke . Half these would have a heart attack if they tried to have a scrap.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1225 on: May 7, 2020, 12:50:42 pm »
Imagine getting legged by them, all you'd have to do is run past a chippy to lose them


Ha!

Faces only a Mother could love.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1226 on: May 7, 2020, 01:48:32 pm »
He has a youtube channel and he has been over here to watch some games
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVHGx9ofTJNXeRp_MHJ7clg/videos

got to be a piss take

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1227 on: May 7, 2020, 05:59:08 pm »
For old times sake. Shame almost all the pics have disappeared because this thread was one of the funniest
The funny thing about that picture is that his Gran looks harder than he does.  ;D
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1228 on: May 7, 2020, 07:24:30 pm »
I reckon she'd beat all those Villa hoolies in an arm wrestle. Look at the size of em.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1229 on: May 7, 2020, 08:38:36 pm »
I reckon she'd beat all those Villa hoolies in an arm wrestle. Look at the size of em.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1230 on: May 7, 2020, 08:39:35 pm »
I reckon she'd beat all those Villa hoolies in an arm wrestle. Look at the size of em.

Forearms like two big ham joints.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1231 on: May 7, 2020, 10:25:34 pm »

The hedge cutter one on the last few pages is also a classic, comments are funny as fuck.  :)

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1232 on: May 7, 2020, 10:31:21 pm »
Bloody hell I haven't been on this thread in years but it's absolute gold. I couldn't stop laughing at them Villa fans, they look like retired bus drivers, then I seen the fella with plug in hedge trimmers and a hanging basket above his head.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1233 on: May 8, 2020, 03:20:46 am »
Imagine that Villa lot trying to double click in.
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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1234 on: May 8, 2020, 12:53:36 pm »
This thread more or less died when the original Twitter account was deleted :( should've stuck the images on a proper image hosting site!

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1235 on: May 8, 2020, 01:59:23 pm »
Imagine getting legged by them, all you'd have to do is run past a chippy to lose them



Villa lardcore more like.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1236 on: May 8, 2020, 02:05:39 pm »
Imagine getting legged by them, all you'd have to do is run past a chippy to lose them


That last lad on the right with the cap definitely has a kid sex doll.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1237 on: May 8, 2020, 02:08:03 pm »
Quote from: tubby on Today at 12:45:53 pm

They both went in high, that's factually correct, both tried to play the ball at height.  Doku with his foot, Mac Allister with his chest.

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1238 on: May 8, 2020, 02:12:50 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4WH1pENDUc

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Re: Half Price Hooligans
« Reply #1239 on: May 8, 2020, 07:15:04 pm »
That crew from Villa are the reason why the likes of the Russian and Polish Ultras laugh at the English equivalent.

They train like paramilitaries, they aren't on beak or pissed on lager and they stay in shape.

Look at that Villa crew. If you shouted 'Boo' behind them half would drop through heart failure before a punch was thrown in anger. I'd hate to see their blood pressure readings.  :o
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