Topic: Half Price Hooligans

[elsewhere]

It's also strange that he chose all english words, not a single italian one.

[RedSince86]

Will there be point in his life when he looks in the mirror and goes wtf did i do that for?

[elsewhere]

Will there be point in his life when he looks in the mirror and goes wtf did i do that for?

After Real Madrid's 4th goal?

[Garrus]

Getting a clean shave must be a headache.

[Andy Hunter]

I know a lot of you have been saying that it's hard to find these with the #HalfPriceHooligans hashtag, unlike during the infant days of this thread.

But this page on Instagram has some crackers

[Andy Hunter]

[Iska]

After Real Madrid's 4th goal?

Haha poor guy.

Saw a bloke in Sainsbury's earlier whose sleevework had got so dense and intricate that it occurred to me that he doesn't really have tattoos anymore, he's just a bell walking around with one green arm.

[Buggy Eyes Alfredo]

@BarcaJim

*Knock at no. 36*

"COME ON WEST HAM LET'S FUCKING HAVE IT"

"Erm is that you Tottenham? I think it's number 48 you're after "

"THANKS"

[CrasherKid79]

@BarcaJim

What's he going to do? .... strim them to death?

[Crosby Nick]

Must be Bob-a-Job week.

[Ray K]

Must be Bob-a-Job week.

He's being sensible - the weather has been unseasonably cool these past couple of weeks, so a scarf and hat are wise while gardening. He should probably put on a windcheater just to be sure.

[BlackandWhitePaul]

Looks like a MS13 gang wannabe, met a few of them in the Bay Area, yeah you don't wanna mess with them

Why not, do their dopey looking tatts make them float like a butterfly and sting like a bee?

[monkeyharris]

@BarcaJim

He's only going to be able to do them for as far as that cord stretches...

[Chakan]

Would have been better if he'd said "Short back and sides?! Have it!"

[DonkeyWan]

Juve supporter in the stands.

[Ziltoid]

He's only going to be able to do them for as far as that cord stretches...

Aye, he should buy a cordless one from that twat at gtech.

[swoopy]

He's only going to be able to do them for as far as that cord stretches...

[vivabobbygraham]

@BarcaJim

Love the hanging basket

[RobbyR]

As a fan from the 80's, I thought that i would like everybody know about a book i made.
Its called Road End Hooligans 2,     number 3 is out in October.......... all about the scene in the eighties and what me and my mates got up to.
hope you all like it.....
its on amazon.......
cheers all
Robby

[Lawnmowerman]

@BarcaJim

Look at the state of the job he done on that bamboo hedging. Lethal in the wrong hands. Butcher.

[Branno]

Love the fact he covers his face yet posts on social media....they will never track him down....maybe at B & Q

[Mercer]

He's only going to be able to do them for as far as that cord stretches...

Quality that, mate.   

[Ravishing Rick Dude]

Love the fact he covers his face yet posts on social media....they will never track him down....maybe at B & Q

The police will be never able to find him, although there is a house number.

[KERRYKOP]

"Like a c*nts bingo card"

[Andy Hunter]

Look at his water bottle

[capt k]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/thug-jailed-nine-others-banned-13728497

Why the fuck is a 45 yr old still involved in this shit? Half wit hooligans seems appropriate

[DonkeyWan]

@BarcaJim

He'll be waiting for you Tottenham, within 10 metres of his house... if you want to meet any further away, bring an extension cord

[rob1966]

He'll be waiting for you Tottenham, within 10 metres of his house... if you want to meet any further away, bring an extension cord

I'll distract him while you sneak round behind him and unplug it from the mains.

[Tesco tearaway]

Look at his water bottle

Never mind the 'water bottle'; Look at the size of the weights he's using to pump his guns 

I'll distract him while you sneak round behind him and unplug it from the mains.

Lets hope Nick Grey hasn't invented a cordless strimmer for him 

[Rysoph76]

Now West Ham have moved stadium, it must be time for a fresh start. A badge with 2 crossed hedge trimmers and a 'Strimmers' chant.

We're forever strimming hedges
hedges everywhere
If they get too high, they'll go in your eye
so like Bobby Moore, we'll strim them goodbye
STRRRRIIIMMMMMMEEEERRSSSS allllways strimming, bushes everywhere......

[Black Bull Nova]

@BarcaJim

Plug socket dependency issues

[moondog]

He might want to untangle his cable before  he comes round looking for trouble. Won't get far with those knots in it. Gardening amateur.

[Andy Hunter]

Plug socket dependency issues

Might want to do his shoelaces too

[Barrowred]

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/thug-jailed-nine-others-banned-13728497

Why the fuck is a 45 yr old still involved in this shit? Half wit hooligans seems appropriate

The guy who got jailed is an absolute tit. He has been thinking he is local football hooligan for the last 25 years. In the report it says he got knocked out with the first punch that was thrown, something he has also been doing for the last 25 years 

[Buck Pete]

What's he going to do? .... strim them to death?

[FiSh77]

He said at Barrow games fans could leave for the pub but return later

maybe everton should try this? that way they can get in just before kick off to sing grand old team, well the we don't care what the red shite say bit, then get off for 2 or 3 once they realise it's the same shite as last week, get back in just before half time for the booing then go back to the pub before going back in for the full time booooooooooooooooooooooooooos

watching on tv you'd never know with the silence followed by boos and a ground full of blue seats

[Crosby Nick]

@BarcaJim

You're gonna get your fucking rose deadheaded

[Andy Hunter]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BaLvjzQFUDv/

Despite looking like a 2001 Gerrard, this guy tries too hard

[Ziltoid]

[Jimmy Conway]

https://www.facebook.com/SPORTbible/videos/793671974127220