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Had a treble on the boxing that flopped on last leg
 Imagine my surprise when it paid out. Obviously took the money with the quickness and now my balance is in minus. Have an outstanding liverpool to win league bet. Can these guys send the baillifs round? Its Hills

No. One of 2 things will happen

They'll leave your account in the negative balance until you pay it back
They'll reverse the negative balance and put your account to £0.00

No way of knowing which they choose to do.
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No. One of 2 things will happen

They'll leave your account in the negative balance until you pay it back
They'll reverse the negative balance and put your account to £0.00

No way of knowing which they choose to do.

Spoken like a man of experience. They have reversed the negative balance and out it down to zero

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Got a 15 leg Multi going on at the mo, original stake was 16563/1  i put $2 on it and hit the "multilplier" same as boost for other bookies.. normally the multiplier is 1.2, 1.25   the other day it came up at x5  so it meant my $2 bet was worth $33127x5 =  $165,635.00...so far i have 8 legs up... the UTD v brentford game is Postponed so i only need 6 more to win huge.. Question is,, my last leg is Liverpool v newcastle..{@1.1/1}  IF it gets to the last leg, what would be an acceptable cash out feature to you guys?
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Got a 15 leg Multi going on at the mo, original stake was 16563/1  i put $2 on it and hit the "multilplier" same as boost for other bookies.. normally the multiplier is 1.2, 1.25   the other day it came up at x5  so it meant my $2 bet was worth $33127x5 =  $165,635.00...so far i have 8 legs up... the UTD v brentford game is Postponed so i only need 6 more to win huge.. Question is,, my last leg is Liverpool v newcastle..{@1.1/1}  IF it gets to the last leg, what would be an acceptable cash out feature to you guys?

Whatever you do, do not listen to Craig.

If you get to your last leg, and that is Liverpool to win for $75/80k (assuming that's roughly your payout without the United leg), then I'd be leaving it alone and letting it run.
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Whatever you do, do not listen to Craig.

If you get to your last leg, and that is Liverpool to win for $75/80k (assuming that's roughly your payout without the United leg), then I'd be leaving it alone and letting it run.

Agreed. Newcastle will catch a frightful beating from us.

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Got a 15 leg Multi going on at the mo, original stake was 16563/1  i put $2 on it and hit the "multilplier" same as boost for other bookies.. normally the multiplier is 1.2, 1.25   the other day it came up at x5  so it meant my $2 bet was worth $33127x5 =  $165,635.00...so far i have 8 legs up... the UTD v brentford game is Postponed so i only need 6 more to win huge.. Question is,, my last leg is Liverpool v newcastle..{@1.1/1}  IF it gets to the last leg, what would be an acceptable cash out feature to you guys?
How you getting on and good luck!

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Whatever you do, do not listen to Craig.

If you get to your last leg, and that is Liverpool to win for $75/80k (assuming that's roughly your payout without the United leg), then I'd be leaving it alone and letting it run.
Agreed on both counts.

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How you getting on and good luck!
Fkin Palace drawing done for me today...
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Leeds ravaged. Arsenal 7/10

Lumped a ton on it. Second biggest stake I've ever had. Paddy power paid up already as they are 2 up

Yippee
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20 on city in the 80th min yesterday won 52.50

10 on spurs in 80th min got back 29.30

10 on 18 or more 180s In Wright's darts match got back 20

20 on 22 or more 180s in the price match. Got back 65

On a roll yesterday. Deposited 20 quid for all that. 107 is back in bank. I left 20 quid in account. All on Leeds, villa and pool treble. 300 If that comes in
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In play tenner on wolves. Got back 60

Amazing thing happened today. Will hill emailed giving me a free ten euro to bet on their casino.

Now terms and conditions mean you have to bet that amount 20 times before you can withdraw.

Bet on roulette. 1-12 got back 30

Then bet a quid on it landing on 0. It comes up. Suddenly I'm up to 59 quid. However I have to somehow bet 10 quid another 19 times to get money

Decided I'd just keep getting ten quid on black, I figure if it comes up about half the time I'll eventually be able to withdraw.

So I keep doing 10 on black and 50 cent  on 0, plus 50 cent on 20

Sensationally it lands on black 12 times running!

Then lands on 0, then lands on 20

After finally getting over 20 bets on I walk away with €205

Couldn't believe it

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Needed a Nantes goal for a £236 BTTS acca last night. Would have paid for my new drill set. Sake.
If I were a linesman, I would execute defenders who applauded my offsides.

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Instant placement on in play bets on Sky is a godsend. The only issue is even if I'm a second late, they void the bets. I hate getting them voided as it is bound to raise red flags if it happens too often.

Was pretty close to hitting the jackpot when Scamacca scored for West Ham but my indecisiveness cost me. Had I hit place bet when he took the shot instead of waiting until the ball hit the net I'd have got it.
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Instant placement on in play bets on Sky is a godsend. The only issue is even if I'm a second late, they void the bets. I hate getting them voided as it is bound to raise red flags if it happens too often.

Was pretty close to hitting the jackpot when Scamacca scored for West Ham but my indecisiveness cost me. Had I hit place bet when he took the shot instead of waiting until the ball hit the net I'd have got it.
love when it works out

I had only just placed a bet on kane to score any time vs Germany late on and sure enough there was a foul a couple of seconds later, var, penalty, goal, bet won

nice when it happens so quick
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Instant placement on in play bets on Sky is a godsend. The only issue is even if I'm a second late, they void the bets. I hate getting them voided as it is bound to raise red flags if it happens too often.

Was pretty close to hitting the jackpot when Scamacca scored for West Ham but my indecisiveness cost me. Had I hit place bet when he took the shot instead of waiting until the ball hit the net I'd have got it.
Haha. Yeah my finger hovers over the place bet button sometimes thinking should I or not and indecisive costs me sometimes :butt

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Haha. Yeah my finger hovers over the place bet button sometimes thinking should I or not and indecisive costs me sometimes :butt

I'm sure BT are less 'live' than Sky. If that game was on Sky last night I'd have been 5k richer. 
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I'm sure BT are less 'live' than Sky. If that game was on Sky last night I'd have been 5k richer. 
Prime is definitely way behind.

Yesterday I bottled over 2.5 goals yesterday on Faroe Island u19 women's game for similar reasons as already stated. Should back my convictions more.

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After timing.

Newcastle,.city and Chelsea 3/1 special on Paddy power. Easy money. Tenner max but was never in doubt
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5 team acca

Spurs win
Crystal Palace win
Brighton win  ;D :shocked :scarf
Blueshite draw
Man u win

Returns £1453

Cash out offer £904

Might take it
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5 team acca

Spurs win
Crystal Palace win
Brighton win  ;D :shocked :scarf
Blueshite draw
Man u win

Returns £1453

Cash out offer £904

Might take it

Phew! That was tense!
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I had a day off yesterday and drank loads of guiness and then wine at home. I logs into 365 this morning and there's £264 there. Iam thinking what the fuck is that ? Anyway . I have no recollection of doing a quid correct score treble in three South American games and it came in.

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Thank fuck I was bevvied as I would've cashed out .
He who sees himself in all beings and all beings in himself loses all fear.

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Just needed a Blueshite goal for a £236 BTTS 6-fold. Gets.
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£5 Ew on Ockie Strydom in the Dunhill Golf

150/1

Xmas paid for right there. :)

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Well in Pete.

I got a 53/1 treble up last night on the Scottish footie . I am buzzing cos I was a bit dicky mint . Iam also buzzing because I now know a team called Bonnyrigg Rose exist.
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Bloody hell.

Got in a bit over my head. Dutch French game. Felt it was getting tetchy. About half hour to go it's 1/2 for just one more card. I've opened a wine so I bet 200 on it.......luckily it sailed in

Tonight I see Scotland 1-0 up. Figure they'll get two more cards between niggles and time wasting plus maybe get a bit needly.

Stuck 100 on at evens. Gunn booked with 18 or so to go. I've given up though. Cursing myself. Last min mctominay gets a cheap yellow

Can't tell you the relief.
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Just landed this  :D
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Just landed this  :D

Was that in-play? If not cracking odds for a single yellow!
"Corner taken quickly, ORIGI!"

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Was that in-play? If not cracking odds for a single yellow!

Yeah, about 5 mins to go in both games.
Marseille player was on 5 fouls, and the Mallorca player was on 2 and they were down to 10 men
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Nice wee lift on Valencia corners.
Backed 6 all the way up to 13. 33/1 and 50/1 for 12 and 13 were free bets too. Result  :)
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wow, some run

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Excellent!

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Yeah, about 5 mins to go in both games.
Marseille player was on 5 fouls, and the Mallorca player was on 2 and they were down to 10 men
was thinking of this last night watching Barca and Real.

Araujo went out to 12/1 for a booking. had a fiver on that. he was booked about 2 mins later.

Lately I have been lumping on in play bookings, when it gets to evens or so for a team to get one more card I go for it

unfortunately lost 80 doing this on Liverpool Chelsea but watching last nights game I clawed it all back and more.

5er on Araujo got me 65

About 80 mins in Barca were 17/10 for one more card, 50 on that, got back 135 euro (for the same card above)

as it was they ended up having another 3 bookings so at least I didnt sweat much on it


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Nice wee lift on Valencia corners.
Backed 6 all the way up to 13. 33/1 and 50/1 for 12 and 13 were free bets too. Result  :)
Just landed this  :D

Great that mate 👏
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was thinking of this last night watching Barca and Real.

Araujo went out to 12/1 for a booking. had a fiver on that. he was booked about 2 mins later.

Lately I have been lumping on in play bookings, when it gets to evens or so for a team to get one more card I go for it

unfortunately lost 80 doing this on Liverpool Chelsea but watching last nights game I clawed it all back and more.

5er on Araujo got me 65

About 80 mins in Barca were 17/10 for one more card, 50 on that, got back 135 euro (for the same card above)

as it was they ended up having another 3 bookings so at least I didnt sweat much on it

Had a booking yankee the other night across 4 games.

Gavi and Militao 6/1
Norgaard and McTominay 12/1
Soucek and Joelinton 25/1
Can and Laimer 7/1

First 2 came in. 3rd one only Joelinton got booked, last one neither.
Returned £81.90 for 90p stakes, but had Soucek got booked it would've returned £2600. He had 2 first half fouls then fuck all in the 2nd before being subbed  :butt
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6 legs of a 7 way acca complete, total of £329 with a cash-out offer of £182
Plymouth, Sheff Weds, Barnsley, Northampton, Dortmund and Athletic Bilbao came in, AC Milan v Lecce to go.
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Fancied a little Ladbrokes special on the Toon v Spurs game pre-game, odds of 10/1, any three from Isak, Joelinton, Son and Kane to have more than 2 shots on target.  Tenner on it.

Thanks Harry, you useless mouth breathing prick, £110 in the bank.
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Not sure where this should go but surely the most certain outcome of a game you could ever predict! Safe to say it was a winner.

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Fcks sake - 8 of a 10 game acca are correct, Wrexham still to come and the game letting me down, I had Rayo Vallecano to beat Elche with Elche currently 3-0 up :-(, would have been £1800.

Rayo been down to 10 men since 27th minute, goals have all come since.

Anyone know if I'll be able to Edit the acca and chop Rayo off for a smaller payout? :'(
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