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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1920 on: May 19, 2012, 10:06:19 pm »
"The public reaction to this controversial decision prompted UEFA to make a one-off exception for Liverpool and amend the qualification criteria for the Champions League to prevent a recurrence."

Does that not say they changed the rules
It does...the bit I have highlighted.
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1921 on: May 19, 2012, 10:06:23 pm »
Torres' pen will hit the crossbar and not cross the line, but be awarded anyway, and Cech will pull a Dudek and come off the line without a whistle from the official.
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1922 on: May 19, 2012, 10:06:23 pm »
All thats left is the Dudek style save from Cech.

who is their Traore??

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Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1923 on: May 19, 2012, 10:06:24 pm »
I wonder if gomez and carroll have traded places


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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1924 on: May 19, 2012, 10:06:33 pm »
Gomez fucking terrible.

He any good at pens?

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1925 on: May 19, 2012, 10:06:34 pm »
Carroll is actually better than Gomez

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1926 on: May 19, 2012, 10:06:47 pm »
If Chelsea win, FIFA have given Terry permission to come on at the end and knee a Bayern player of his choosing in the balls.

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1927 on: May 19, 2012, 10:06:53 pm »
Torres has been sh it since coming on.
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1928 on: May 19, 2012, 10:06:57 pm »
Schweinsteiger ya beast

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1929 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:00 pm »
If Chelsea win, FIFA have given Terry permission to come on at the end and knee a Bayern player of his choosing in the balls.
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1930 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:05 pm »
SHWEINSTEIGER is the only one performing for Bayern tonight! What a beast!

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1931 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:11 pm »
haha fucking hell. Cant get that song from the gears of war 2 trailer a few years back out of me head

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1932 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:13 pm »
Good effort by Schweinsteiger.
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1933 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:18 pm »
Carroll is actually better than Gomez

But Gomez scored about 35 more goals than him last season :P

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1934 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:28 pm »
nooooooooooooo
bollocks

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1935 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:28 pm »
Jesus H Christ
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1936 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:29 pm »
It does...the bit I have highlighted.

Yeah exactly

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1937 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:29 pm »
Fucking hell
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1938 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:32 pm »
haha

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1939 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:37 pm »
If Chelsea win, FIFA have given Terry permission to come on at the end and knee a Bayern player of his choosing in the balls.
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1940 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:42 pm »
If anyone deserves to score a winner it's Lahm.
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1941 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:50 pm »
Unbelievable.

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1942 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:55 pm »
Cahill >>>>>>>>>>> Luiz. Fact.

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1943 on: May 19, 2012, 10:07:56 pm »
Chance after chance after chance.

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1944 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:03 pm »
Another pointless corner
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1945 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:04 pm »
Dude.

No. Way.

There is no goddamn way!!

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1946 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:08 pm »
Come on.... just score ffs.

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1947 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:09 pm »
haha fucking hell. Cant get that song from the gears of war 2 trailer a few years back out of me head

And you...allllllllllllready know...how this...will end

I read the bit in bold first and still played the tune in my head. Devotchka i think the band's called.

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1948 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:15 pm »
How the fuck is robben still allowed on corners?

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1949 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:23 pm »
Fucking Gomez- seriously.

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1950 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:26 pm »
Remember dudeks double save in Istanbul? When u just knew after that our name is on the cup?


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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1951 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:27 pm »
But Gomez scored about 35 more goals than him last season :P

ok, i take it back then lol

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1952 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:32 pm »
king of the corners

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1953 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:33 pm »
If anyone deserves to score a winner it's Lahm.
Correct.

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1954 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:37 pm »
Cahill >>>>>>>>>>> Luiz. Fact.

Not even an argument
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1955 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:53 pm »
Robben is the biggest bottler ever

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1956 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:54 pm »
20 corners not one chance created from them

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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1957 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:58 pm »
ROBBEN FUCK OFF YOU CLOWN! Stop shooting you twat.
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1958 on: May 19, 2012, 10:08:59 pm »
Bet you anything if Chelsea win that Lampard will hoist the trophy together with his girlfriend Terry.
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Re: Champions League Final - May 19th
« Reply #1959 on: May 19, 2012, 10:09:06 pm »
Robben is such a selfish fucking wanker. How many times has he done that tonight? Cross it for a team-mate you horrible, odious prick.
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