Author Topic: Song for Klopp (Read 154441 times)

paulrazor · « **Reply #440 on:** October 14, 2015, 09:14:47 am »

Jurgen Klopp la la la la la

too hard to look beyond that

capt k · « **Reply #441 on:** October 14, 2015, 11:26:11 am »

rumour has it that Ian Ayre had Sam Brown sing a song to Brendan for his dismissal;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4yOa3tBrB8

All that you had, was all that we'd given you
did you really think, that we ve come to depend on you
i gave you all the cash to spend wisely
Now i found you lied,and you bought Lovren tooo
We could have bought young john Stones from across the street
I cant help but wonder if you know whats going on
ohh you talk of character but you now know how it feels
When you realise thaat your not the only one..
OHOHH were gonna get Klopp, before you tear us all apart
we're gonna get Klopp before you break the fans heart
Ooooo ooo ooo were gettinn Klopp

Time after time we wanted you to walk away, ,
but its not that easy when you gonna get a million or two
So i just resigned my self to it yesterdaaayyyy
nowww Ive no choice,but im gonna have to sack youuuuu

oh were gonna get Klopp,. so you can pack your bags right now
Were getting klopp, because of this fucking dreadful start
OOO oooo oooo were getting Klopp. the fans will love him
he'll work with the transfer committee. i could go on but that enough from meeeeee

On a semi serious note. that tune could work well

M_B · « **Reply #442 on:** October 14, 2015, 12:58:53 pm »

Quote from: Hellrazor on October 14, 2015, 09:14:47 am

Jurgen Klopp la la la la la

too hard to look beyond that

My favourite too, but I'd change it to

Klopp
la la la la la

Jurgen Klopp
la la la la la

Hero of the Kop
la la la la la

Jurgen Klopp
la la la la la

[repeat endlessly]

GinKop · « **Reply #443 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:38:40 pm »

Agree with other posters, Agerdoo, Walkers Crisps etc is shite. This either needs to be done on the back of something the boss has said ("I'm a believer") or on his well documented love of heavy metal/rock.

to tune of Smells Like Teen Spirit
Jurgen, Jurgen, Jurgen Kloppo x3

Jurgen, Jurgen Kloppo

As we walk down, Anfield Road

Jurgen’s red men, entertain us

They all fear us, they won’t play us

We are Libpool, entertainers

Phil Coutinho

Mama Sakho

Captain Hendo

And Firmino

YEAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYxkezUr8MQ - tune starts at 50 seconds in

GinKop · « **Reply #444 on:** October 14, 2015, 01:44:44 pm »

^ Imagine the Kop belting that out - menacing.

Something satisfying about signing the player names to the tune too

paulrazor · « **Reply #445 on:** October 15, 2015, 08:50:01 am »

Quote from: M_B on October 14, 2015, 12:58:53 pm

replace hero of the kop with just jurgen klopp and i think you've made a good little tweak to it

paulrazor · « **Reply #446 on:** October 15, 2015, 08:50:59 am »

love the teen spirit one

El Ninos Black Eye · « **Reply #447 on:** October 15, 2015, 12:42:26 pm »

The PSV kid

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pgCUhjQOZhs

'jurgen's' 'JURGEN'S'

'kopites' 'KOPITES'

'come on you mighty reds' 'COME ON YOU MIGHTY REDS'

'jurgen klopp we love you' 'JURGEN KLOPP WE LOVE YOU'

Bounce and go mental

Lethul · « **Reply #448 on:** October 15, 2015, 01:47:27 pm »

all you need is klopp obviously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTddJBV9ggc

But, lets get the Sturridge one sorted first?

thechulloran · « **Reply #449 on:** October 15, 2015, 01:50:11 pm »

Fireman Sam theme

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/tDtlJU8e8v8" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/tDtlJU8e8v8</a>

When he heard the Kopites' chime,
Jurgen Klopp signed the dotted line.
Putting on his coat and cap
In less than Seven seconds flat.

He's now on the scene, Jurgen Klopp!
He'll build a red machine, Jurgen Klopp!
We really adore,
Klopp will leave us in awe!

Van Halen · « **Reply #450 on:** October 15, 2015, 04:01:52 pm »

I like the la la lala one best of the ones on offer thus far.

Another easy option, to "Magic Bus" by The Who (if used elsewhere in history, please forgive me)

Klopp Klopp, Jurgen Klopp"
the clap 4 times and repeat

Or since he's big, he's German and likes his Heavy Metal, perhaps to "Big City Nights" by The Scorpions

Big Jurgen
Big Jurgen Klopp!
He keeps 'em runnin'!
Big Jurgen
Big Jurgen Klopp!
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeaahhhhhh!!

[I actually dig this one best, but have zero belief it'll happen!

]

sempi · « **Reply #451 on:** October 15, 2015, 05:09:38 pm »

(To the tune of Robin Hood)
" Jurgen Klopp, Jurgen Klopp , riding to the top!
Jurgen klopp with his merry Kop,
he shits on Mancs,
Just like Shanks,
Jurgen Klopp, Jurgen Klopp, Jurgen Klopp!

billyliddell · « **Reply #452 on:** October 15, 2015, 07:40:51 pm »

gotta be the Live is Life one. But will be interesting to see how long it takes for it to hit 1120 BPM in our end

greenstien · « **Reply #453 on:** October 15, 2015, 09:28:33 pm »

Quote from: Van Halen on October 15, 2015, 04:01:52 pm

Or since he's big, he's German and likes his Heavy Metal, perhaps to "Big City Nights" by The Scorpions

Big Jurgen
Big Jurgen Klopp!
He keeps 'em runnin'!
Big Jurgen
Big Jurgen Klopp!
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeaahhhhhh!!

[I actually dig this one best, but have zero belief it'll happen! ]

Makes more sense than chanting the Agadoo song based on pop music at it's shittest

Bobinhood · « **Reply #454 on:** October 15, 2015, 09:31:04 pm »

Well it strikes me as fairly self-evident that something from the Scorpions should be high on the agenda, just on the face of it. ie its a german heavy metal band.

Klopp you like a Hurricane comes to mind pretty quickly,

but i shall consider the options.

Maybe Twisted Sister? I wanna Klopp. (Klopp!) I Want to Klop!

Edit 30 seconds of hard work here!

The game is calling, the Jurgen show
the wolf is hungry, hes running the show
Hes licking his lips, hes ready to win
on the hunt tonight for, a really big win

Here I am- (you chelsea twats)
Klopp you like a hurricane
cmon cmom cmon
Here I am (you bitter twats)
Klopp you like a hurricane.

GinKop · « **Reply #455 on:** October 15, 2015, 11:09:18 pm »

Klopp = Music = Liverpool = Beatles

Jurgen Klopp Klopp Klopp
King of the Kop Kop Kop
Jurgen Klopp Klopp Klopp
King of the Kop Kop Kop

We love you yeah yeah yeah
We love you yeah yeah yeah
We love you yeah yeah yeah
We love you yeah yeah yeah

Lionel Rich Tea · « **Reply #456 on:** October 16, 2015, 03:09:32 pm »

J-Lo - Jenny from the Block

Don't be fooled with the flops at the kop,
He's still Jurgen Norbert Klopp
Was at Dortmund now he's at the Kop
Won't know where to go now there is no Grafton

J_Kopite · « **Reply #457 on:** October 16, 2015, 04:41:37 pm »

Quote from: Lionel Rich Tea on October 16, 2015, 03:09:32 pm

J-Lo - Jenny from the Block

Don't be fooled with the flops at the kop,
He's still Jurgen Norbert Klopp
Was at Dortmund now he's at the Kop
Won't know where to go now there is no Grafton

tubby · « **Reply #458 on:** October 16, 2015, 04:47:36 pm »

This has potential but I only got so far because the whole thing is ridiculous.

Straight outta Kloppton
Crazy motherfucker named Jurgen
From a team with Liverpool attitude
When he's called off, he's got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and Bitters are hauled off
You too, Mancs, if you fuck with him
The FA are gonna have to come and get him off your ass
That's how he's goin' out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin' out

SamAteTheRedAcid · « **Reply #459 on:** October 16, 2015, 04:53:31 pm »

I was half in mind, I was half in need
And as the rain came down
I dropped to my knees and I prayed
I said, Oh Liverpool please score a goal
Ive seen all on offer and Im not impressed at all

I was halfway home, I was half insane
And every shop window I looked in just looked the same
I said, Now send me a sign to save my life
Cause at this moment in time there is nothing certain in
These days of mine

Ysee its a frightening thing when it dawns upon you
That I know as much as the day I was born
And though I wasnt asked, I might as well stay
And promise myself each and every day

That when youre knocked on your back and your lifes a flop
And when youre down on the bottom theres nothing else
But to shout to the Klopp, well we're gonna shout to the Klopp
We're gonna shout to the Klopp, we're gonna shout to the Klopp
Hey, we're gonna shout to the Klopp

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/7m94ip38UKs" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/7m94ip38UKs</a>

Nah, he's a Chelsea fan.

idontknow · « **Reply #460 on:** October 16, 2015, 05:59:10 pm »

London Bridge, first verse Klopp all through, so
Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp
Klopp Klopp Klopp etc

2nd verse
Build it up with Red & White
as usual,

then and or in variation
Build it up with Jurgen Klopp.

idontknow · « **Reply #461 on:** October 16, 2015, 06:01:42 pm »

We got Klopp
We got Klopp
What you gonna do about it?
What you gonna do about it?
Fuck off!
We are Liverpool etc

idontknow · « **Reply #462 on:** October 16, 2015, 06:05:09 pm »

We're Liverpool
And you can only drool
We got Klopp Klopp Klopp
We got Klopp Klopp Klopp
We got Klopp Klopp Klopp KloppKlopp etc
over and over till naturally the bounce begins ...

idontknow · « **Reply #463 on:** October 16, 2015, 06:07:53 pm »

We only clap when we're Klopping

mersey_paradiso · « **Reply #464 on:** October 16, 2015, 06:08:52 pm »

To the tune of 99 Red Balloons by Nena

Here he is now, Jurgen Klopp,
He's gonna work magic with the players we've got,
Get them playing as a team ,
Gegenpressing - it's a dream,
Now at Anfield , magic in the air,
The Kop can see we're going somewhere,
Floating on a football high,
Jurgen Klopp's red machine will fly !

Jurgen Klopp's red machine,
We're floating on a football high,
Panic bells it's red alert,
Other teams wish they were somewhere else,
The red machine springs to life,
Magic football before your eyes,
You can see it's no lie,
Jurgen Klopp's red machine will fly !

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/14IRDDnEPR4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/14IRDDnEPR4</a>

martinf · « **Reply #465 on:** October 16, 2015, 06:10:34 pm »

Thats a cracking tune.... very bouncy and Jurgen will laugh when he hears it

Quote from: shanklygirl on October 13, 2015, 02:25:34 am

Throwing my hat into the ring

Very common song in the bundesliga, very bounceable and most of all easy for all to join in - old kopite veterans, wools and tourists alike.

Here is Eintracht Frankfurt singing it away and bouncing so they almost bring the stand down...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTxig_bQhNQ

Here is Bourussia Dortmund singing it (not the sud tribune):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=148b2K92k8A

It is a song that Klopp will now. It is certainly is fun and bounceable.

Lyrics to this...

I suggest going the Frankfurt and Dortmund route and not even using lyrics for the first part.

Just... start with the lalalala thing. Very easy then for others to join in...

Then for main chorus something simple like...

"He made us believers, tra la la la,

He made us believers, and his name is Jurgen Klopp"

Better lyrics are of course welcome

Extremely simple, fun and bounceable.

For those that are interested here is the original:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vS4DNnp8ZhM

ScubaSteve · « **Reply #466 on:** October 16, 2015, 06:45:36 pm »

Quote from: martinf on October 16, 2015, 06:10:34 pm

Thats a cracking tune.... very bouncy and Jurgen will laugh when he hears it

how can we compete with the noise of the Dortmund fans...why can't our fans be more like this!!!

still think the people in 300s are too high up to encourage the rest of the ground

GregCharrua · « **Reply #467 on:** October 16, 2015, 06:49:38 pm »

Quote from: ScubaSteve on October 16, 2015, 06:45:36 pm

how can we compete with the noise of the Dortmund fans...why can't our fans be more like this!!!

still think the people in 300s are too high up to encourage the rest of the ground

To be fair there's like 80,000 of them!

gray19lfc · « **Reply #468 on:** October 16, 2015, 06:53:20 pm »

He is Jurgen Klopp
The Kaiser of the Kop
He'll take us to the top
And he'll win the f*cking lot!

*BOUNCE!*

Jurgen, Jurgen, Jurgen, Jurgen, Jurgen, Jurgen Klopp!
Bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing, bouncing on the Kop!

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/0HENeKIztcQ" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/0HENeKIztcQ</a>

Post-Rafalite · « **Reply #469 on:** October 16, 2015, 09:27:17 pm »

Quote from: macca888 on October 12, 2015, 01:19:32 am

Fucking got it at last. Put yer Aggadoo away, you gang of bells.

Jurgen The German Super Klopp
Tell Mourinho to kiss your cock
Punch Wenger till his head spins round
Twat Van Gaal into the ground

Get's my vote.

Any real reason why we can't have this?

Post-Rafalite · « **Reply #470 on:** October 16, 2015, 10:05:04 pm »

Quote from: macca888 on October 12, 2015, 01:19:32 am

Fucking got it at last. Put yer Aggadoo away, you gang of bells.

Jurgen The German Super Klopp
Tell Mourinho to kiss your cock
Punch Wenger till his head spins round
Twat Van Gaal into the ground

Could this tweak swing it?

Jurgen The German Super Klopp
Tell Mourinho to kiss your cock
Punch Van Gaal till his head spins round
Twat Wenger into the ground

iAnfieldRoad · « **Reply #471 on:** October 17, 2015, 01:10:00 am »

klopp,klopp,klopp,klopp,klopp,klopp,klopp,klopp,klopp,klopp THE REDS

Lippy The Lion · « **Reply #472 on:** October 17, 2015, 11:21:57 am »

I believe I believe what the German says
Though I know that there's no Lord above
I believe in me
I believe in you
And you know I believe in love
I believe in truth
Though I lie a lot
I feel the pain from the push and shove
No matter what you put me through
I'll still believe in Klopp, and I say

I love your Klopp action
Lust's just a distraction
No talking just looking
Watching your Klopp action

ElDuderino · « **Reply #473 on:** October 17, 2015, 11:44:21 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZDUEilS5M4

Klopp your hands everybody,
If you got what it takes.
Cause I'm Jurgen Klopp and in front of the Kop,
We'll score on the break.

Blingostarr · « **Reply #474 on:** October 17, 2015, 03:30:26 pm »

What were the travelling kop singing today anyone know?

monkeyharris · « **Reply #475 on:** October 17, 2015, 04:33:25 pm »

Quote from: Blingostarr on October 17, 2015, 03:30:26 pm

What were the travelling kop singing today anyone know?

First crowd attempt was the agadoo one but didn't get universal support..people telling others to pipe down from singing it as well
Then the life is life one was sung and that's the one that got repeated
Not sure most people have got the right tune in their heads mind as the speed of it and tune was a little off..singing it a bit too fast

Blingostarr · « **Reply #476 on:** October 17, 2015, 06:10:43 pm »

Thanks! Heard it tho so its working!

Rome-77 · « **Reply #477 on:** October 17, 2015, 06:10:58 pm »

Quote from: monkeyharris on October 17, 2015, 04:33:25 pm

First crowd attempt was the agadoo one but didn't get universal support..people telling others to pipe down from singing it as well
Then the life is life one was sung and that's the one that got repeated
Not sure most people have got the right tune in their heads mind as the speed of it and tune was a little off..singing it a bit too fast

what's the words

macca888 · « **Reply #478 on:** October 17, 2015, 06:18:42 pm »

Quote from: monkeyharris on October 17, 2015, 04:33:25 pm

First crowd attempt was the agadoo one but didn't get universal support..people telling others to pipe down from singing it as well
Then the life is life one was sung and that's the one that got repeated
Not sure most people have got the right tune in their heads mind as the speed of it and tune was a little off..singing it a bit too fast

Wait until it gets to Anfield. It'll be like the fucking Paul Oakenfold remix

Anyway, fair play to the traveling Kop for having a go, but both those songs are fucking shite.

Trev20 · « **Reply #479 on:** October 17, 2015, 07:26:47 pm »

Quote from: macca888 on October 17, 2015, 06:18:42 pm

Wait until it gets to Anfield. It'll be like the fucking Paul Oakenfold remix

Anyway, fair play to the traveling Kop for having a go, but both those songs are fucking shite.

They were only sung for a laugh at the match today.

Both are shite.