Author Topic: Song for Klopp (Read 154480 times)

Hunts Cross · « **Reply #360 on:** October 12, 2015, 06:01:43 am »

Quote from: Passmaster Molby on October 10, 2015, 10:21:15 am

And then I saw his face,
Now I'm a believer,
Not a trace,
Of doubt in my mind,
Juergen Klopp oooooooh
I'm a believer,
With Klopp as the leader,
Of our side.

This. Sung quite slow would be amazing. I am already sick of the Agadoo tune, and others use it already.

The Monkees would be class.

keffo · « **Reply #361 on:** October 12, 2015, 07:58:53 am »

Morning!

Pretty much my first post here, been a long time "reader" and finally thought it would be the right time to contribute to RAWK.
It's been posted on Twitter and hope it "catches" on here as well.

Sorry for the bad "singing", was made straight outta bed.
https://t.co/l0DKFm1Okk

To the tune, "Oh My Darlin' Clementine"

Born in Stuttgart, came from Dortmund
Jürgen Klopp is his name
Heavy metal and gegenpressing
This is how he plays the game

Celebrating, like a mad man
Now he is one of us
Let's go crazy, let's go mental
Jürgen Klopp is f**kin' boss!

Hope you like it!

// bonjohn

danscib · « **Reply #362 on:** October 12, 2015, 08:10:02 am »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgdufzXvjqw

1 o'clock 2 o'clock 3 o'clock KLOPP
4 o'clock 5 o'clock 6 o'clock KLOPP
7 o'clock 8 o'clock 9 o'clock KLOPP
We're gunna rock around the Klopp tonight...
(Ensue indiscernible drivel for chorus)

Pretty easy for all after ten pints of cat piss fosters

RedBo · « **Reply #363 on:** October 12, 2015, 08:18:08 am »

How about simply, Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp ect to the tune of the old Skol ad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK7n1Q-fDeA

doghouse · « **Reply #364 on:** October 12, 2015, 08:22:27 am »

We Will Rock You, old Queen song simple adapt:

We will, we will Klopp you (3 claps)
We will, we will Klopp you (3 claps)

John C · « **Reply #365 on:** October 12, 2015, 08:28:00 am »

Quote from: macca888 on October 12, 2015, 01:19:32 am

Fucking got it at last. Put yer Aggadoo away, you gang of bells.

Jurgen The German Super Klopp
Tell Mourinho to kiss your cock
Punch Wenger till his head spins round
Twat Van Gaal into the ground

Chong · « **Reply #366 on:** October 12, 2015, 08:32:19 am »

Oh darling-The Beatles

Ohhh Jurgen, we're believers
We love your gegenpress
Believe us when we tell you oooooooohh
We love your gegenpress

Ossie · « **Reply #367 on:** October 12, 2015, 08:57:40 am »

Don't break my heart---

His name is Jurgen Klopp!
He runs the Spion Kop
I just don't think you'll understand

Cos he'll take us to the top
The cream of the crop
The greatest football team in the land!!!!

DoTheStudge · « **Reply #368 on:** October 12, 2015, 09:07:02 am »

Check out @Lil_Magician10's Tweet: https://twitter.com/Lil_Magician10/status/653307336103231488?s=09

This should be it.

http://metro.co.uk/2015/10/11/liverpool-fans-create-new-song-to-honour-jurgen-klopp-its-ridiculously-catchy-5433599/#ixzz3oGFRN8Mn

Sooty89!!! · « **Reply #369 on:** October 12, 2015, 10:15:37 am »

Seen on twitter someones come up with a belter song!
To the tune of Live is life!

HE'S TAKING OVER POWER
HE'S ONLY JUST BEGUN
HE'S GONNA BRING US GLORY
AND HE HATES THE FUCKING S*N

JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGRN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA

audioedge · « **Reply #370 on:** October 12, 2015, 10:23:43 am »

Ole, Ole, Ole, Ole
Jurgen Klopp Klopp Klopp

To Feeling Hot Hot Hot

I'll get me coat...

greenstien · « **Reply #371 on:** October 12, 2015, 10:32:40 am »

Quote from: Semaphore on October 12, 2015, 12:51:06 am

We might as well give him what all Germans secretly want.
Some classic Hasselhoff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

I've never seen that one before. Absolutely brilliant in a shit kind of way. Fans of cheesy videos and europop will love it

Garry_LFC · « **Reply #372 on:** October 12, 2015, 10:41:55 am »

Quote from: In Fowler we trust on October 12, 2015, 12:00:43 am

Aggerfuckingdo - fuck off with that shite

Pistolero · « **Reply #373 on:** October 12, 2015, 11:13:10 am »

The fact that the tabloids think the Agerdoo song is great is one of the reasons why it should be fucked right off....the other reason being that it's an embarrassing bluebottle infested, rancid turd of a chant, and anyone who try's to get it going should be chinned....

Alf Garnett! · « **Reply #374 on:** October 12, 2015, 11:16:33 am »

Some quality posts here & also some absolute bollocks!

Here's another go from the bollocksy end..

To Obla di Obla da - Beatles

http://youtu.be/gRtAO-nffz0

Jurgen Klopp he came from that Dortmund place
Tooo the attraction of the Kop
Now he's gonna take us right back to the top
He is rock & roll and his name is Jurgen Klopp

Obla di Obla dah Jurgen Klopp whooah
La la la la Jurgen Klopp

lucas65 · « **Reply #375 on:** October 12, 2015, 11:38:26 am »

Rock the Casbah

The Anfield Road all like him,
clap, clap, clap, clap,
Klopps the Master
Klopps the Master.

boots · « **Reply #376 on:** October 12, 2015, 11:54:45 am »

to be honest, I'd prefer to hear the Kop sing Motorhead's 'The Ace of Spades'. Now that would be something.

If you like to gamble, I tell you I'm your man,
You win some, lose some, all the same to me,
The pleasure is to play, makes no difference what you say,
I don't share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades

Playing for the high one, dancing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it's all the game to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades

You know I'm born to lose, and gambling's for fools,
But that's the way I like it baby,
I don't wanna live for ever,
And don't forget the joker!

Pushing up the ante, I know you wanna see me,
Read 'em and weep, the dead man's hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it's gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades

redgriffin73 · « **Reply #377 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:23:08 pm »

Quote from: In Fowler we trust on October 12, 2015, 12:00:43 am

Aggerfuckingdo - fuck off with that shite

This.

DangerScouse · « **Reply #378 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:24:55 pm »

Quote from: Pistolero on October 12, 2015, 11:13:10 am

The fact that the tabloids think the Agerdoo song is great is one of the reasons why it should be fucked right off....the other reason being that it's an embarrassing bluebottle infested, rancid turd of a chant, and anyone who try's to get it going should be chinned....

Haha . . .well said.

redalways · « **Reply #379 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:36:15 pm »

To the tune of Human League's Dont you want me baby? Easy chorus for all

He was working as a gaffer at Dortmund FC
Then he came here
He picked us out, shook us up and turned us around
turned us into something new.

Now five [months] later on we have success with our feet
Winning is so easy for us

Chorus

Jurgen! Jurgen Klopp.
You know I cant believe it when I see you standing there
Jurgen! Jurgen Klopp.
Cool as a cat with his red cap and his blonde hair

JURGEN KLOPP THE RED MAN OH OH OH OH
JURGEN KLOPP THE RED MAN OH OH OH OH

kaz1983 · « **Reply #380 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:36:53 pm »

one, two, three o'clock.. four o'clock Klopp.
five, six, seven o'clock.. eight o'clock Klopp.
nine, ten, eleven o'clock.. twelve o'clock Klopp.
we're gonna rock around the kop tonight........

Still got that stuck in my head hahaha

diggerling! · « **Reply #381 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:56:41 pm »

About time we had a Half Man Half Biscuit song. I'm sure Kloppo's a fan. And if you can't be bothered to learn more than a couple of lines to a new song you really should fuck off and support Arsenal.

Here's the original: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jf06WlIwEs

Here's the new lyrics. Verses 4 and 5 could do with a bit more work. So could verses 1-3 probably.

Kloppo puts a smile on every fan
 From Merseyside to Kazakhstan 
His fans are going crazy over in Japan
Er heißt Yurgen Klopp and he's our man

He's really funny and he's really tall 
He gets a bit annoyed if we don't press the ball 
We'll have to make a nice red Yellow Wall
 We've got Yurgen Klopp, you're gonna win fuck all

The fans are going wild all around the ground
 At the redmen playing faster than the speed of sound
 You might see him in a pub somewhere in town
 If you ask Yurgen Klopp he will buy a round

I’m cold and I’m hungry and I’m in Dundalk
 I’ve got no bus fare, I’ve gotta walk
 It’s raining soup and I’ve got a fork 
Yurgen Klopp, he's not a dork

Well I’d like to meet Stephenson the engineer
 And I’d like to meet Yurgen Klopp and buy him a beer 
And I’d love to meet the bloke who had the bright idea 
Yurgen Klopp - let's get him here!

Chakan · « **Reply #382 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:58:34 pm »

Quote from: Sooty89 on October 12, 2015, 10:15:37 am

Seen on twitter someones come up with a belter song!
To the tune of Live is life!

HE'S TAKING OVER POWER
HE'S ONLY JUST BEGUN
HE'S GONNA BRING US GLORY
AND HE HATES THE FUCKING S*N

JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGRN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA

Why even mention the scum? Don't really want a song associated with them.

craiglfc7 · « **Reply #383 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:05:42 pm »

Quote from: Sooty89 on October 12, 2015, 10:15:37 am

Seen on twitter someones come up with a belter song!
To the tune of Live is life!

HE'S TAKING OVER POWER
HE'S ONLY JUST BEGUN
HE'S GONNA BRING US GLORY
AND HE HATES THE FUCKING S*N

JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGRN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA

Also saw this on twitter. Best yet!

Chakan · « **Reply #384 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:06:09 pm »

Quote from: Sharado on October 12, 2015, 02:04:05 pm

Some of our fans still buy it. Personally I think this gets the ban and hatred of the rag to a wider populous.

Tabloids are falling over themselves to tell us how great that agadoo song is. Wonder if this one will be reported as enthusiastically?

Any red that buys the scum isn't really a red in my book. If they support Liverpool and don't know the scum then they are welcome to support someone else. We shouldn't need a song to get the point across.

Smellytrabs · « **Reply #385 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:06:44 pm »

Nah, nah, nah, nah – Jurgen Klopp,
Nah, nah, nah, nah – Jurgen Klopp,
Jurgen take us to the top,
We’ll start bouncing in the kop,
This is what we’ve waited for,
Kings of Europe like before,
Non-believers fade and die,
As Jurgen Klopp’s red machine goes by,

Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah – Jurgen Klopp,
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah – Jurgen Klopp,
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah – Jurgen Klopp,
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah – Jurgen Klopp,
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah – Jurgen Klopp,
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah – Jurgen Klopp,
(repeat for 3 hours…)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14IRDDnEPR4

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/4IRDDnEPR4" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/4IRDDnEPR4</a>

J_Kopite · « **Reply #386 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:07:33 pm »

Quote from: Sooty89 on October 12, 2015, 10:15:37 am

Seen on twitter someones come up with a belter song!
To the tune of Live is life!

HE'S TAKING OVER POWER
HE'S ONLY JUST BEGUN
HE'S GONNA BRING US GLORY
AND HE HATES THE FUCKING S*N

JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGRN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA

This, close the thread and delete any of the other suggestions please.

lordcisse · « **Reply #387 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:14:14 pm »

Quote from: Sooty89 on October 12, 2015, 10:15:37 am

Seen on twitter someones come up with a belter song!
To the tune of Live is life!

HE'S TAKING OVER POWER
HE'S ONLY JUST BEGUN
HE'S GONNA BRING US GLORY
AND HE HATES THE FUCKING S*N

JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGRN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA

i sang that in my head to freed from desire before i read what it should be now its stuck

gregorio · « **Reply #388 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:21:27 pm »

Quote from: craiglfc7 on October 12, 2015, 02:05:42 pm

Also saw this on twitter. Best yet!

No, let's not sing about that

Ciara (with a capital "C") · « **Reply #389 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:31:36 pm »

Quote from: Sooty89 on October 12, 2015, 10:15:37 am

Seen on twitter someones come up with a belter song!
To the tune of Live is life!

HE'S TAKING OVER POWER
HE'S ONLY JUST BEGUN
HE'S GONNA BRING US GLORY
AND HE HATES THE FUCKING S*N

JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGRN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSmfR1_SVE&feature=youtu.be

I find it hard to get the tune into my head but when singing along with the video it's great.

However, find it hard to sing that rag's name - it just feels wrong and dirty. Would much prefer it changed to THE FUCKING SCUM

I have so far avoided listening to the Agado song as it could nestle inside my head quite quickly and I don't want that. Aga-fucking-do-one.

Pistolero · « **Reply #390 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:49:35 pm »

Quote from: macca888 on October 12, 2015, 01:19:32 am

Fucking got it at last. Put yer Aggadoo away, you gang of bells.

Jurgen The German Super Klopp
Tell Mourinho to kiss your cock
Punch Wenger till his head spins round
Twat Van Gaal into the ground

Kidspen · « **Reply #391 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:51:36 pm »

I wish I could be like Jürgen Klopp na na na na
You'll see me in the bouncing Kop na na na na
At 6ft 4 and a bit insane he's gonna make us great again
Danke Kloppo you've made us all believe
(To the tune of the Torres bounce)

MOZ · « **Reply #392 on:** October 12, 2015, 03:04:48 pm »

No to Aggadoo - there used to a be a Diouf song to that tune and that was shit too.

The Kraftwerk one is good though (Sabu Pundit?)

Robotforaday · « **Reply #393 on:** October 12, 2015, 05:24:03 pm »

Quote from: Harinder on October 8, 2015, 01:16:53 am

Postman Pat tune

Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp and his Red and White Kop

All the Koppites singing
The day is just beginning
Klopp you're such a very normal man

hoppyLFC · « **Reply #394 on:** October 12, 2015, 05:33:15 pm »

Quote from: Sooty89 on October 12, 2015, 10:15:37 am

Seen on twitter someones come up with a belter song!
To the tune of Live is life!

HE'S TAKING OVER POWER
HE'S ONLY JUST BEGUN
HE'S GONNA BRING US GLORY
AND HE HATES THE FUCKING S*N

JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGRN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA

Great song, shame about mentioning that rag though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5sUJPsohjVM&feature=youtu.be&a

Pistolero · « **Reply #395 on:** October 12, 2015, 05:38:57 pm »

Quote from: Sooty89 on October 12, 2015, 10:15:37 am

Seen on twitter someones come up with a belter song!
To the tune of Live is life!

HE'S TAKING OVER POWER
HE'S ONLY JUST BEGUN
HE'S GONNA BRING US GLORY
AND HE HATES THE FUCKING S*N

JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGRN KLOPP
LALALALALA
JURGEN KLOPP
LALALALALA

....the fuck's wrong with people?....this is almost as bad as Aggerdo .....horrendous shite

Mr_Morosoph · « **Reply #396 on:** October 12, 2015, 06:05:20 pm »

Quote from: Pistolero on October 12, 2015, 05:38:57 pm

....the fuck's wrong with people?....this is almost as bad as Aggerdo .....horrendous shite

The JURGEN KLOPP LALALALALA bit is fucking great. Been humming it whilst watching that Maradona video.

mikemac · « **Reply #397 on:** October 12, 2015, 06:21:24 pm »

We all have the klooppp....we all the kllooppp...nah nah nah naaahhh....nah nah nah nahhh....we all have the klllooppp...and repeat...

I blame the beer.

horne · « **Reply #398 on:** October 12, 2015, 06:27:29 pm »

Beethoven ode to joy.... der der der der der der der der der der der der jurgen klopp
other words needed you gang of no marks :-)
aggerdoo can do one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVL7gLwzct0

danscib · « **Reply #399 on:** October 12, 2015, 07:11:21 pm »

Quote from: BMW on October 12, 2015, 01:36:53 pm

one, two, three o'clock.. four o'clock Klopp.
five, six, seven o'clock.. eight o'clock Klopp.
nine, ten, eleven o'clock.. twelve o'clock Klopp.
we're gonna rock around the kop tonight........

Still got that stuck in my head hahaha

We're gunna rock around the Klopp tonight surely