Author Topic: Song for Klopp (Read 154483 times)

redmark · « **Reply #320 on:** October 11, 2015, 07:06:52 pm »

It has to be I'm a believer, he's virtually requested it. Passmaster Molby's chorus is great (with a tweak to the timbre of the last line as suggested). I came up with those verses in a two hour drive, I'm sure there sre better lyricists on here, but at least they sort of tell a story of progression and reference the club.

beebster · « **Reply #321 on:** October 11, 2015, 07:43:19 pm »

Quote from: Semaphore on October 8, 2015, 01:58:49 am

I actually liked that till the last line. There's something in it.

Quote from: Harinder on October 8, 2015, 01:16:53 am

Postman Pat tune

Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp and his Red and White Kop
Liverpool fans adore him
We all sing songs of glory
We'll give him gifs til this site goes all mad

Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp
Jurgen Klopp and his Red and White Kop
His glasses and his big grin,
We all fuckin love him
Jurgen's klopps the one for L.F.C.

Pistolero · « **Reply #322 on:** October 11, 2015, 07:55:38 pm »

Quote from: DAVO1 on October 11, 2015, 06:21:13 pm

https://www.youtube.com/v/watch?v=Bn1Ca8izXto

Forward to 48 secs..

Maureen don't like it,
Klopp in the Casa
Klopp in the Casa
Whiskeeeynose don't like it,
Klopp in the Casa
Klopp in the Casa

Mourinho don't like it..

Klopp the rockstar
Klopp the rockstar

and Wenger don't like it

Klopp the rockstar
Klopp the rockstar

and Fat Sam dont like it

Klopp the rockstar
Klopp the rockstar

etc etc..

beebster · « **Reply #323 on:** October 11, 2015, 08:00:33 pm »

Quote from: GODS LEFT BOOT on October 11, 2015, 05:40:45 pm

Is right
Strangle this monstrosity at birth

beebster · « **Reply #324 on:** October 11, 2015, 08:04:44 pm »

We really do need a rock and roll anthem.
There's no point re writing an entire song as no one will learn it. Keep it simple like the Rafa, Raphael or the Rafa Benitez, Garcia and Nunez etc!

scouse neapolitan · « **Reply #325 on:** October 11, 2015, 09:33:44 pm »

Forward thinking from the owners to appoint Klopp because of the number of songs you can get from his name. Two syllables plus one was an opportunity that the club couldn't throw away.. Sam Allardyce clearly missed out due to his 3 syllable surname

BUSHMILLS · « **Reply #326 on:** October 11, 2015, 09:59:50 pm »

Quote from: scouse neapolitan on October 11, 2015, 09:33:44 pm

Forward thinking from the owners to appoint Klopp because of the number of songs you can get from his name. Two syllables plus one was an opportunity that the club couldn't throw away.. Sam Allardyce clearly missed out due to his 3 syllable surname

Which is why it was a close run thing with Gary Monk

Stay Puft · « **Reply #327 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:03:11 pm »

The one to the tune of 'Agado' is by far the best and most catchy.

BUSHMILLS · « **Reply #328 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:04:07 pm »

Trouble with I'm A Believer is the intonation at the end. It's very hard to move from that to a repeat chorus (which is why The Monkees put a guitar riff there).

David Watts, on the other hand, would be easy to chant repeatedly. And it lends itself to a bounce....

BUSHMILLS · « **Reply #329 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:07:10 pm »

Quote from: Stay Puft on October 11, 2015, 10:03:11 pm

The one to the tune of 'Agado' is by far the best and most catchy.

But it brings back memories of El Hadji Diouf, which is never a good thing.

Redman0151 · « **Reply #330 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:24:56 pm »

Seen this one from Andy Heaton getting attention on twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSmfR1_SVE&feature=youtu.be

Lfsea · « **Reply #331 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:30:15 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Wych on October 11, 2015, 10:24:56 pm

Seen this one from Andy Heaton getting attention on twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSmfR1_SVE&feature=youtu.be

Deffo got potential but any chant which has me screaming "the sun" at the top of my voice - in any context - is a bit of a non-starter as far as I'm concerned.

DangerScouse · « **Reply #332 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:30:50 pm »

Love that song.

DangerScouse · « **Reply #333 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:31:20 pm »

Quote from: Shane Watson on October 11, 2015, 10:30:15 pm

Deffo got potential but any chant which has me screaming "the sun" at the top of my voice - in any context - is a bit of a non-starter as far as I'm concerned.

Just change it to the scum

Lfsea · « **Reply #334 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:32:53 pm »

Quote from: DangerScouse on October 11, 2015, 10:31:20 pm

Just change it to the scum

Aye - anything really but The Sun.

Claire. · « **Reply #335 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:35:01 pm »

Quote from: Crosby Wych on October 11, 2015, 10:24:56 pm

Seen this one from Andy Heaton getting attention on twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQSmfR1_SVE&feature=youtu.be

Don't even mention them, it's the sort of thing they'd thrive on, and it's a shit song.

Redman0151 · « **Reply #336 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:36:38 pm »

Quote from: Shane Watson on October 11, 2015, 10:30:15 pm

Deffo got potential but any chant which has me screaming "the sun" at the top of my voice - in any context - is a bit of a non-starter as far as I'm concerned.

Dunno mate, we already have a song that mentions it by name (all we are saying, is don't buy the s*n..), I take your point though

DangerScouse · « **Reply #337 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:41:13 pm »

Quote from: Claire. on October 11, 2015, 10:35:01 pm

Don't even mention them, it's the sort of thing they'd thrive on, and it's a shit song.

Most people probably said the same about the music from "Heartbeat"

scouse neapolitan · « **Reply #338 on:** October 11, 2015, 10:44:54 pm »

(Life is life song) Catchy indeed but.....it seeems a bit middle of the roady...more suited to Villas Boas .
Our man oozes Kloppfenfunk..He's pure rock 'n roll ...Something like Steppenwolf Born to be Wild, ZZ Top Give me all your loving or Ram Jam Black Betty.......I'm fucked if I know how you'd fit any words into them but I reckon they'd get the place bouncing and give the gaffer a smile as well!!

Vortigen · « **Reply #339 on:** October 11, 2015, 11:27:59 pm »

This is pretty spot on:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/liverpool-supporter-thinks-up-brilliant-6613583#ICID=sharebar_whatsapp

evered avenue · « **Reply #340 on:** October 11, 2015, 11:47:33 pm »

To the tune of Don't Stop Believing:

His name is Jurgen Klopp
He's come to entertain the kop
He took a private plane
From Ger-ma-ny
We're Liverpool FC
To be the best is our des-ti-ny
He took a private plane
To Li-ver-pool

Jurgen Kloppo
in our Anfield home
Jurgen Kloppo
he never walks alone

and repeat

John C · « **Reply #341 on:** October 11, 2015, 11:52:26 pm »

Quote from: Vortigen on October 11, 2015, 11:27:59 pm

This is pretty spot on:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/liverpool-supporter-thinks-up-brilliant-6613583#ICID=sharebar_whatsapp

It's not unless the words are altered as someone's else already pointed out. Call me precious, but there is only one King of the Kop.

Captain Caveman · « **Reply #342 on:** October 11, 2015, 11:56:28 pm »

Has to be Monkees I'm a believer.

I'm already sick of the aggerdo one and I've only heard it 4-5 times.

Vortigen · « **Reply #343 on:** October 11, 2015, 11:57:11 pm »

Quote from: John C @ Allerton on October 11, 2015, 11:52:26 pm

It's not unless the words are altered as someone's else already pointed out. Call me precious, but there is only one King of the Kop.

Didn't catch that bit

Millie · « **Reply #344 on:** October 12, 2015, 12:00:43 am »

Aggerfuckingdo - fuck off with that shite

Harinder · « **Reply #345 on:** October 12, 2015, 12:03:16 am »

Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp (repeat)

http://youtu.be/gK7n1Q-fDeA

John C · « **Reply #346 on:** October 12, 2015, 12:06:49 am »

Quote from: Harinder on October 12, 2015, 12:03:16 am

Klopp Klopp Klopp Klopp (repeat)

http://youtu.be/gK7n1Q-fDeA

Chopper and 24/7 are old enough to remember when that was 96 pence a pint. And it was honest H.

Millie · « **Reply #347 on:** October 12, 2015, 12:13:00 am »

Quote from: John C @ Allerton on October 12, 2015, 12:06:49 am

Chopper and 24/7 are old enough to remember when that was 96 pence a pint. And it was honest H.

Oh God I remember that advert

Captain Caveman · « **Reply #348 on:** October 12, 2015, 12:22:48 am »

Right, this might be pushing it, but EMF's - Unbelievable (evoking memories of the Just Can't Get Enough bounce)

Crowd roar "KKLOPPPPP"

Der der der, der der, der der, der der der, der der der, der der, der der, der der der, der der der, der der, der der, der der der... roar "you're unbelievable"

Crowd roar "KKLOPPPPP"

etc and bounce

Tom Jones shows the way...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/EXwl8zzdyOA" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/EXwl8zzdyOA</a>

and the real version has cowbells...

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/EyHgVEbQ_nY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/EyHgVEbQ_nY</a>

Semaphore · « **Reply #349 on:** October 12, 2015, 12:32:01 am »

That agadoo shit is embarrassing. Who's going to lead that song on the Kop, Timmy f**king Mallett?
Does it come with actions?
Best jib that crap off now.

Bobinhood · « **Reply #350 on:** October 12, 2015, 12:42:42 am »

Woah-o a woah-oh
We're the most difficult project in the world
Its a big challenge, i cant promise you miracles
4 years at the outside.

Semaphore · « **Reply #351 on:** October 12, 2015, 12:51:06 am »

We might as well give him what all Germans secretly want.
Some classic Hasselhoff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

AirConGipsyRed · « **Reply #352 on:** October 12, 2015, 12:52:31 am »

just a thought.

Instead of singing Baba ba ba ba ba ba ba. We could Klap it and then sing and bounce to 'Wish I could be like Jurgen Klopp'

Unison Klapping above the head has such an effect.

Edit: In fact, when we get to the Jurrrrgen Klop bit, you could sing it whilst Klapping

As I said, just a thought and in anyways, The Kop, or more probably the Travelling Kop will decide.

Edit Again. Perhaps better still:

Klap the baba ba ba ba rhythm

Sing the baba ba ba ba bit

Then sing 'Wish I could be like Jurgen Klopp'

That would work on a few levels.

Had ales tonight so forgive me.

AirConGipsyRed · « **Reply #353 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:18:41 am »

Ok. My final thoughts.

I'm a Believer is a great song. I often sing it at Karaoke. (yes, I know, the shame), but it is so obvious it hurts. We can do better than that.

Anyway, David Watts:

Klap the first bit to the Baba ba ba rhythm
Sing and bounce to the Baba ba ba bit
Sing and bounce to 'Wish I could be like Jurgen Klopp'
Sing and Bounce to the Baba ba ba bit
Klap the Baba ba ba bit
Sing the 'Baba ba ba bit
Finally sing the Jurrrrrrgen Klopp bit.

hmmm maybe this makes more sense

KlapKlap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap KlapKlap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap

Baba Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Baba Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba

Wish I could be like Jurgen Klopp Wish I could be like Jurgen Klopp

Baba Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Baba Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba

KlapKlap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap KlapKlap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap

Wish I could be like Jurgen Klopp Wish I could be like Jurgen Klopp

Jurrrrrrrgen Klopp Jurrrrrgen Klopp

I think it could work.

macca888 · « **Reply #354 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:19:32 am »

Fucking got it at last. Put yer Aggadoo away, you gang of bells.

<a href="https://www.youtube.com/v/HbQf4JUTahY" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer" class="bbc_link bbc_flash_disabled new_win">https://www.youtube.com/v/HbQf4JUTahY</a>

Jurgen The German Super Klopp
Tell Mourinho to kiss your cock
Punch Wenger till his head spins round
Twat Van Gaal into the ground

AirConGipsyRed · « **Reply #355 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:30:04 am »

Quote from: macca888 on October 12, 2015, 01:19:32 am

Fucking got it at last. Put yer Aggadoo away, you gang of bells.

We have a winner

Jurgen The German Super Klopp
Tell Mourinho to kiss your cock
Punch Wenger till his head spins round
Twat Van Gaal into the ground

Hij · « **Reply #356 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:30:16 am »

Quote from: macca888 on October 12, 2015, 01:19:32 am

Fucking got it at last. Put yer Aggadoo away, you gang of bells.

Jurgen The German Super Klopp
Tell Mourinho to kiss your cock
Punch Wenger till his head spins round
Twat Van Gaal into the ground

AirConGipsyRed · « **Reply #357 on:** October 12, 2015, 01:34:21 am »

Nah bollix, it should be this

KlapKlap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap KlapKlap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap

Baba Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Baba Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba

Wish I could be like Jurgen Klopp Wish I could be like Jurgen Klopp

Baba Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Baba Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba

Baba Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba Baba Ba ba Ba Ba Ba Ba

KlapKlap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap KlapKlap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap Klap

Jurrrrrrrgen Klopp Jurrrrrgen Klopp

Keith Lard · « **Reply #358 on:** October 12, 2015, 02:12:43 am »

Quote from: macca888 on October 12, 2015, 01:19:32 am

Fucking got it at last. Put yer Aggadoo away, you gang of bells.

Jurgen The German Super Klopp
Tell Mourinho to kiss your cock
Punch Wenger till his head spins round
Twat Van Gaal into the ground

hahahahahaha Oh man I'd love that to be a secondary song

Hunts Cross · « **Reply #359 on:** October 12, 2015, 05:52:09 am »

Quote from: Pistolero on October 11, 2015, 04:36:01 pm

I wish people would get to fuck with this shit....the most rock n roll manager in football and the best we can come up with is Agafuckindoo?....

I agree. Embarrassing. No way this.