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El Hadji Diouf
« on: June 26, 2017, 04:37:19 pm »
I'm glad he's let bygones be bygones...  ;D

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-40379715

El Hadji Diouf is a hero in Senegal. Everywhere he goes, he is mobbed by fans both young and old. His countrymen are still grateful for the stellar role he played during the 2002 World Cup in Japan and South Korea.

But in England, he is remembered more for his controversial antics than for his football talent.

It is a trait that followed him in the English league clubs he played for - from Liverpool and Blackburn Rovers to Bolton Wanderers, with a spell for Rangers in Scotland as well.

Diouf was aggressive, spat at opponents and confronted match officials as well as opponents.
But now in his retirement, he is telling his story.

'I am a bad loser'
"I am a lion, I am a bad loser and it's not wrong to be a bad loser," said Diouf of his often combative mood during his playing days.


El Hadji Diouf: I'm fit, sexy and helping Senegal

"I have got character and I want people to respect me."

Diouf, who has moved back to the Senegalese capital Dakar, says he was often misunderstood during his playing days in England.

He said: "I am an easy target. It's easy to talk about El Hadji Diouf and I let them talk but I know in my heart I am a good guy. My family know, my population knows, my continent knows I am a good guy and that's the best thing. The rest is not my problem."

Despite this defence, Diouf admits he has done some bad things.

When asked why, for example, he used to spit at opponents, he said: "Maybe they used to tell me something I didn't want to hear. I did that, I paid and now it's finished."


The Senegalese legend had a drawn-out row with former Liverpool team-mates such as Jamie Carragher and Steven Gerrard.
Steven Gerrard of Liverpool looks on during the International Friendly match between Sydney FC and Liverpool FC at ANZ Stadium on


Even today, Diouf and Gerrard continue their feud through the media. So what exactly is the problem?

"I have no problem with him," Diouf said. "He [Gerrard] is a strong character and I am a strong character.

"'Stevie G' was a very good player. People like him in Liverpool but he never did anything for his country. I am Mr El Hadji Diouf, Mr Senegal but he is Mr Liverpool and Senegal is bigger than Liverpool and he has to know that."

Diouf is working in Senegal as a government goodwill ambassador. He is President Macky Sall's adviser on sport as well as running his own sports newspaper business in Dakar - and is often mobbed by young people when he visits his gym in the city.

"My life is about sport but the government cannot do everything alone, they need help from people like me," Diouf said.

"The president believes in me and that's why when I finished playing football, he called me and told me he wants me to help because the young generation believe in me. I am an example to them."


Asked if he would consider a role in politics, Diouf said he was concentrating on helping to develop his country - but could not rule out entering politics in future.

He said: "I am interested because we have to make things change. People like me can make things change.

"We have a country to build, a continent to build and why not be involved in politics tomorrow?"
'We put Senegal on the world map'


The 2002 World Cup gave El Hadj Diouf (centre) his greatest sense of achievement

Twice presented with the African Footballer of the Year award by the Confederation of African football (Caf), Diouf was part of the Senegal side which reached the last eight at the 2002 World Cup, beating defending champions France along the way.

He describes that period as the greatest achievement of his career - putting it on a par with Diego Maradona's World Cup-winning achievements with Argentina.

"We put Senegal on the world map," he said. "Before the World Cup nobody knew Senegal, but after the World Cup everybody wanted to know where Senegal was.

"What Maradona did for his country is what I did for Senegal. I was one of the biggest men at the 2002 World Cup.
"We were colonised by France. Most of the businesses are run by French people here and to beat them was a big thing for us.
"Before the game, they used to say, 'The reserve team is going to play against the first team' - because most of the players used to play in the French league.

"I used to be at Lens, Salif Diao [was at Sedan], Khalilou Fadiga [was at Auxerre], most of the players played in the French league but we used to say: 'Be careful before you kill the lion.'"

Diouf says he would like to do more to help develop football on the African continent, but feels structural changes need to take place.
"Fifa has changed and now it's time for African football federations to change too," he said.
This is the first in this week's Where Are They Now? series by Stanley Kwenda, looking at what some of Africa's ex-football stars are doing after hanging up their boots. He will also speak to Salif Diao, Peter Ndlovu, Benni McCarthy and Nwankwo Kanu.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2017, 04:45:27 pm »
Well this is a bit awkward El Hadji but the best you did in the World Cup was get to the quarters, which is coincidentally also the best Gerrard managed with England...

Anyhoo.. No point giving this guy the time of day. 
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2017, 04:48:46 pm »
Well, this thread should last a long time.....

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2017, 04:49:35 pm »
An abhorrent, attention-seeking twat of a man. I wish he'd fuck off entirely.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2017, 04:49:39 pm »
Just read him on the Echo website. What a loathsome character he is. An embarrassment to the Liverpool shirt while he was here. His name pops into my head first when people talk about our worst ever signings. Gerrard must laugh his head off when reading Diouf's nonsense.
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2017, 04:52:23 pm »
He was shit and a c*nt.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2017, 04:55:45 pm »
And should have been sacked after spitting at that lad in Parkhead.
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2017, 05:00:13 pm »
Just read him on the Echo website. What a loathsome character he is. An embarrassment to the Liverpool shirt while he was here. His name pops into my head first when people talk about our worst ever signings. Gerrard must laugh his head off when reading Diouf's nonsense.

The Echo shouldn't be giving him the time of day, quite disappointed in them. As expected for Diouf...

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2017, 05:03:36 pm »
In all honesty, that bolded quote is the most reasonable thing he's ever said
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2017, 06:59:45 pm »
He said: "I am an easy target. It's easy to talk about El Hadji Diouf and I let them talk but I know in my heart I am a good guy. My family know, my population knows, my continent knows I am a good guy and that's the best thing. The rest is not my problem."


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Fuck off you bellend.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2017, 07:28:29 pm »
Interesting he compares himself to Maradona, who of course won Argentina the World Cup.  This fella is probably best remembered in his country for missing the final penalty of the 2002 African Cup of Nations final. Which, so far, is their only appearance in the final. So not only has he not won his country anything he fucked up their only chance of doing so.

Now I acknowledge that that could happen to anyone, but then not many others have a gob and an ego the size of the African continent without having much to back it up with.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2017, 07:34:43 pm »
What an awful signing he was.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2017, 07:54:14 pm »
Absolutely can't stand this bloke. Shit goal return for a supposed striker too.

Comparing scoring in the group stage of a world cup to spearheading your country to actually winning it is criminally deluded too.
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2017, 08:27:17 pm »
c*nt

Nothing more to say, really.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #15 on: June 26, 2017, 08:58:19 pm »
Without a doubt the worst player to ever pull on a Liverpool shirt. 

Mediocre, bad attitude; Costa levels of tw@ttishness with Paul Konchesky levels of sub standard ability.  Don't confuse being a dick with being passionate.  Not a single redeeming quality. 
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #16 on: June 26, 2017, 09:41:24 pm »
Would actually be in favour of deleting this thread. Diouf comes out with these things to get himself publicity, nothing else.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #17 on: June 26, 2017, 10:42:43 pm »
And should have been sacked after spitting at that lad in Parkhead.

No wonder he ended up at Rangers. :)

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #18 on: June 26, 2017, 11:09:29 pm »
Isn't this 'story' years old? Or has he just regurgitated the same shite when someone else has given him a voice?
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2017, 02:19:46 am »
Awful player, even worse human being.
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2017, 04:09:51 am »
When you have to keep telling people you're a good guy, you're not a good guy.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2017, 08:32:09 am »
When you have to keep telling people you're a good guy, you're not a good guy.

Trump-esque.
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2017, 08:57:11 am »
And should have been sacked after spitting at that lad in Parkhead.

If he'd have cost £1m, rather than £10m, then he possibly would have been.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2017, 09:21:41 am »
Says a lot when I would even forgive Owen.

Please close this thread. Makes me nauseate everytime I think of Houllier's biggest ever mistake.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2017, 09:23:16 am »
The only thing he was world class at in his career was being a c*nt.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #25 on: June 27, 2017, 10:07:51 am »
haha sorry to those who want the thread gone, we are not really giving him time of the day or the attention he wants in this "private" forum... he's just a massive bell and it is funny to laugh about him (see my avatar for years now)


Guy actually lives in his own world where he thinks he is some sort of football prodigy.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #26 on: June 27, 2017, 10:10:04 am »
It would be funny if Mane came out and said "as a fellow countryman, even I think he's an asshole."

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #27 on: June 27, 2017, 10:10:48 am »
Just a small word of warning to posters. In the spirit of consistency anyone found not to be personally abusing him in this thread will be given a short holiday. Ta :wave

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #28 on: June 27, 2017, 10:11:58 am »
I have hated very few Liverpool players but this guy is one of them. Absolutely detest him.

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« Reply #29 on: June 27, 2017, 10:12:54 am »
Just a small word of warning to posters. In the spirit of consistency anyone found not to be personally abusing him in this thread will be given a short holiday. Ta :wave
I have hated very few Liverpool players but this guy is one of them. Absolutely detest him.
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #30 on: June 27, 2017, 11:09:41 am »
He doesn't deserve a thread

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #31 on: June 27, 2017, 04:16:01 pm »
Weapons grade c*nt and a shit footballer to boot.
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #32 on: June 27, 2017, 04:26:30 pm »
Bellend

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #33 on: June 27, 2017, 05:10:22 pm »
Three goals in 55 appearances for us (two in his first home game!), one goal in six matches over his entire club career.
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #34 on: June 27, 2017, 09:19:40 pm »
Three goals in 55 appearances for us (two in his first home game!), one goal in six matches over his entire club career.

I think he was our first ever number 9 to go a whole season without a league goal. Disgrace that he got to wear that shirt
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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #35 on: June 27, 2017, 09:25:25 pm »
El who?

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #36 on: June 27, 2017, 09:26:10 pm »
Three goals in 55 appearances for us (two in his first home game!), one goal in six matches over his entire club career.

Southampton at home. I was at that one, thought we had a real poacher on our hands.

Turns out he was just a knobhead.

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Re: El Hadji Diouf
« Reply #37 on: June 27, 2017, 10:36:00 pm »
Locked. This will only go one way.
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