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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #120 on: April 1, 2023, 06:55:09 pm »
Kante back just in time to face Liverpool. Does he ever play against anyone else?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #121 on: April 1, 2023, 06:58:16 pm »
Kante back just in time to face Liverpool. Does he ever play against anyone else?

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #122 on: April 1, 2023, 06:58:37 pm »
He’s the only one they didn’t buy. No chance he stays
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #123 on: April 1, 2023, 06:59:23 pm »
We’ll still find a way to lose against this shit Chelsea.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #124 on: April 1, 2023, 07:00:27 pm »
Great defence by James there ducking under the ball, another pem shout for Ramsey

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #125 on: April 1, 2023, 07:03:06 pm »
Chelsea spending 600m and not one penny of it going on a goalscorer is impressive
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #127 on: April 1, 2023, 07:04:17 pm »
Villa 2 up away from home with 15 minutes left. They'd never mess this up...
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #128 on: April 1, 2023, 07:05:51 pm »
I think he might

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #129 on: April 1, 2023, 07:06:00 pm »
Chilwell is a nonce
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #130 on: April 1, 2023, 07:06:08 pm »
Unai doing a brilliant jo so far for Villa

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #131 on: April 1, 2023, 07:06:42 pm »
Villa can count themselves very lucky they landed a manager like Emery.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #132 on: April 1, 2023, 07:08:58 pm »
Chilwell is a nonce
He's permanently outraged about some perceived atrocity.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #133 on: April 1, 2023, 07:18:25 pm »
Unai doing a brilliant jo so far for Villa

Finish above us at this rate
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #134 on: April 1, 2023, 07:20:15 pm »
More great James defending, lucky that Kepa managed to close down Watkins

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #135 on: April 1, 2023, 07:21:20 pm »
Excited to see how many we can manage to concede to Chelsea's awful non goalscoring attackers.


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #136 on: April 1, 2023, 07:23:39 pm »
Excited to see how many we can manage to concede to Chelsea's awful non goalscoring attackers.

I shouldn't find this funny but... :lmao Bit of gallows humour eh... ;D
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #137 on: April 1, 2023, 07:23:46 pm »
Potter looks like he hasn't slept in a month
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #138 on: April 1, 2023, 07:23:56 pm »
Excited to see how many we can manage to concede to Chelsea's awful non goalscoring attackers.



They are an awful side
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #139 on: April 1, 2023, 07:25:18 pm »
Chelsea fans are arses. They were all in seventh heaven when they were buying all those players and yet don't seem to get how more complicated it has made the job for any manager who does the job. You have to have a plan behind your signings and there hasn't been for them, they are in such a mess right now.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #140 on: April 1, 2023, 07:25:50 pm »
Chelsea fans are arses. They were all in seventh heaven when they were buying all those players and yet don't seem to get how more complicated it has made the job for any manager who does the job. You have to have a plan behind your signings and there hasn't been for them, they are in such a mess right now.

Be fine when get a competent manager.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #141 on: April 1, 2023, 07:26:19 pm »
Potter looks like he hasn't slept in a month

It was never the job for Potter, but it could become a hopeless job for any manager such is there daft buying plan.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #142 on: April 1, 2023, 07:26:30 pm »
They are an awful side

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #143 on: April 1, 2023, 07:27:40 pm »
Be fine when get a competent manager.

I don't agree. There is obvious discord in the squad itself and I would say a number of their players have been put out this season without there being a proper plan for building a good team.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #144 on: April 1, 2023, 07:29:02 pm »
Villa now snapping at Liverpool's heels!!  :o
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #145 on: April 1, 2023, 07:29:30 pm »
I don't agree. There is obvious discord in the squad itself and I would say a number of their players have been put out this season without there being a proper plan for building a good team.

A good manager changes that. Mad they sacked Tuchel really.

Potter isn’t strong or experienced enough to do that.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #146 on: April 1, 2023, 07:31:31 pm »
A good manager changes that. Mad they sacked Tuchel really.

Potter isn’t strong or experienced enough to do that.

If you haven't got a balanced squad even a top manager can only do so much. The rumours are also they will need to get rid of people is there even any plan for who that is going to be, and is the manager even going to get a say in things?
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #147 on: April 1, 2023, 07:33:36 pm »
There is going to be a time very soon where the fine line between wanting top 4 leaves and the not wanting to finish 5th to 7th begins


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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #148 on: April 1, 2023, 07:33:43 pm »
Villa can count themselves very lucky they landed a manager like Emery.
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #149 on: April 1, 2023, 07:45:16 pm »
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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #150 on: April 1, 2023, 07:46:57 pm »
There is going to be a time very soon where the fine line between wanting top 4 leaves and the not wanting to finish 5th to 7th begins

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #151 on: April 1, 2023, 07:50:36 pm »
We might be shit, right now. But at least we didn't spend a bazillion quid to be this shit.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #152 on: April 1, 2023, 08:16:31 pm »
Chilwell is a nonce
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« Reply #153 on: April 1, 2023, 08:19:13 pm »
You know what nonce means, right?

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« Reply #154 on: April 1, 2023, 08:21:22 pm »
You know what nonce means, right?

Not everyone does.

My work colleague described another team mate as a ‘big nonce’ on Teams earlier this week. Lovely stuff.

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #155 on: April 1, 2023, 10:59:41 pm »
I don’t think  Chelsea understand when the Heffalumps are in town you have to batten down the hatches.It will result in a loss

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Re: Premier League Fixtures 1st April - 5th April
« Reply #156 on: April 2, 2023, 12:28:22 pm »

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Dilemma!!!  :-\

Could really do with NUFC dropping points... but... red Mancs!!! ???
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« Reply #157 on: April 2, 2023, 12:34:33 pm »
Dilemma!!!  :-\

Could really do with NUFC dropping points... but... red Mancs!!! ???

Yep. Awful. Sort of game that will leave me in a mood whatever happens. Same with Everton v Spurs on Monday. I’m avoiding both and might look at the table after our Chelsea game depending on the result.

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« Reply #158 on: April 2, 2023, 12:37:55 pm »
Yep. Awful. Sort of game that will leave me in a mood whatever happens. Same with Everton v Spurs on Monday. I’m avoiding both and might look at the table after our Chelsea game depending on the result.

Probably a good call.

I'd go out, but it's p!ssing down here.

Maybe I'll see if the missus wants to watch a movie. :)
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« Reply #159 on: April 2, 2023, 12:45:45 pm »
Probably a good call.

I'd go out, but it's p!ssing down here.

Maybe I'll see if the missus wants to watch a movie. :)

That bad huh?