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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #160 on: November 22, 2022, 10:50:16 pm »
Something goatie would be nice

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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #161 on: November 23, 2022, 10:17:37 pm »
Do me. Then change my username.

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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #162 on: November 23, 2022, 11:02:45 pm »
Do me. Then change my username.
Do you really feel it's wise to ask a Mod to do you, esp. in a name change thread?
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #163 on: November 23, 2022, 11:44:07 pm »
Do you really feel it's wise to ask a Mod to do you, esp. in a name change thread?

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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #164 on: November 26, 2022, 12:08:37 pm »
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #165 on: November 26, 2022, 07:45:57 pm »
I'm up for a festive name please.
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #166 on: November 26, 2022, 07:52:00 pm »
I'm up for a festive name please.
Oh, I've already created yours, weeks ago......

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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 27.11.22)...
« Reply #167 on: November 27, 2022, 06:15:20 pm »
28 days to go. Gavin is proudly erect. It's time to play with names.....
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #168 on: November 27, 2022, 06:26:24 pm »
First year I've gotten one before asking.

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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #169 on: November 27, 2022, 06:31:56 pm »
First year I've gotten one before asking.

A Chrimbo treat!

And dodged Effes-esque digital encounters with reindeer, Jim Santa feeling generous this year... :D
Anyone posting in this thread automatically gets one ;)

And I guess I just ran out of innuendos for you - seems you've shagged all the reindeer already.
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 27.11.22)...
« Reply #170 on: November 27, 2022, 06:35:19 pm »
Anyone posting in this thread automatically gets one ;)

And I guess I just ran out of innuendos for you - seems you've shagged all the reindeer already.

Innuendo/outuenndo?

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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #171 on: November 27, 2022, 06:35:53 pm »
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #172 on: November 27, 2022, 07:10:19 pm »
Fucking hell!

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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #173 on: November 27, 2022, 07:15:34 pm »
Fucking hell!

How did you know I need to shave my pubes to administer a variety of emollients and lotions?
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #174 on: November 27, 2022, 07:19:52 pm »
Please
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #175 on: November 27, 2022, 07:22:56 pm »
Yes please.
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #176 on: November 27, 2022, 07:24:16 pm »
Oh I like it.. Does that mean I need to put my Christmas tree up now though?

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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #177 on: November 27, 2022, 07:27:27 pm »
Oh I like it.. Does that mean I need to put my Christmas tree up now though?
Stick it where you like, mate :wave
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #178 on: November 27, 2022, 07:28:32 pm »
Thanks but I'm uh, worried about you mate :P
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #179 on: November 27, 2022, 07:29:24 pm »
Thanks but I'm uh, worried about you mate :P
Google it :wave If you like, I could try to make it even creepier... :-X
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #180 on: November 27, 2022, 07:36:38 pm »
Google it :wave If you like, I could try to make it even creepier... :-X

Oh I see. I'll leave that up to you :)
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #181 on: November 27, 2022, 07:37:28 pm »
Oh I see. I'll leave that up to you :)
Best I don't actually ;D  I think this is sinister enough......  ::)
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #182 on: November 27, 2022, 07:45:30 pm »
This feels like too much pressure.

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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #183 on: November 27, 2022, 07:47:54 pm »
Best I don't actually ;D  I think this is sinister enough......  ::)

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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #184 on: November 27, 2022, 07:48:12 pm »
This feels like too much pressure.
Better now?
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #185 on: November 27, 2022, 07:55:51 pm »
Yay, yes please  ;D :P
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #187 on: November 27, 2022, 08:07:01 pm »
Do your best/worst :wave
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #188 on: November 27, 2022, 08:07:53 pm »
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #189 on: November 27, 2022, 08:29:36 pm »
I’m in
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #190 on: November 27, 2022, 08:30:58 pm »
Not the first and probably not The last time I’ll be called a diva 👍
Funny you should say that......
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #191 on: November 27, 2022, 08:37:37 pm »
Well that's different  ;D

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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #192 on: November 27, 2022, 08:42:25 pm »
Funny you should say that......
I see what you’ve done there  :o :o ;D
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #193 on: November 27, 2022, 08:44:50 pm »
Hit me up Turkey toes
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #194 on: November 27, 2022, 08:49:07 pm »
Hit me up Turkey toes
Sometimes they practically write themselves.......
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #195 on: November 27, 2022, 09:22:24 pm »
You utter bastard ;D
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #196 on: November 27, 2022, 09:25:53 pm »
You utter bastard ;D
This year, it's my Swans-a-7ing song.
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #197 on: November 27, 2022, 09:26:56 pm »
“Happiness can be found in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.”
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #198 on: November 27, 2022, 09:34:25 pm »
Catchy, I like it ;D
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Re: Xmas Name Changes 2022 - careful what you wish for (from 01.12.22)...
« Reply #199 on: November 27, 2022, 09:38:12 pm »
Catchy, I like it ;D
It's actually a real thing. Google is my friend this year, in terms of fiendishly obscure seasonal nomenclatures.
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