Author Topic: Curb Your Enthusiasm (Read 179590 times)

Garstonite · « **Reply #240 on:** March 5, 2007, 07:10:24 pm »

More4 have been cocks and stopped showing them, for some reason. I've got them all on DVD now, but because I'm such a lazy prick, I can never really be arsed putting DVDs in and going through the whole rigmarole of menus and shit. I'd like to say 'I just don't get the time' but I hate people who say that. Anyone know if they'll be back on?

Fred Madison · « **Reply #241 on:** March 5, 2007, 07:10:52 pm »

These big vagina-ladies are getting away with murder.

bryanod · « **Reply #242 on:** March 27, 2007, 09:03:00 pm »

Man, I thought we were coup de la?

fudge · « **Reply #243 on:** March 27, 2007, 09:05:59 pm »

no we ain't coup de la

Henry Chinaski · « **Reply #244 on:** March 27, 2007, 09:30:16 pm »

You my Caucasian?

bryanod · « **Reply #245 on:** March 27, 2007, 09:30:21 pm »

we're coup de la!?!

I thought you were my nigga'?

Garstonite · « **Reply #246 on:** March 27, 2007, 10:11:06 pm »

What you throwing that jacket at me for motherfucker? You got no etiquette.

hooded claw · « **Reply #247 on:** March 28, 2007, 09:06:56 am »

You got to eat the pussy.

bryanod · « **Reply #248 on:** March 28, 2007, 09:44:31 am »

i would lose the motherfucker at the end cause you already said fuck once, you don't need two fucks,you already got the one fuck... i would change the motherfucker to bitch... because bitch is a word that you would use to somebody who you disrespect.

Party Phil · « **Reply #249 on:** March 29, 2007, 07:29:22 pm »

pretty good. pret-teee, pret-teee, pret-tee good.

Boston_Red · « **Reply #250 on:** March 30, 2007, 06:35:32 pm »

Quote from: Party Phil on March 29, 2007, 07:29:22 pm

pretty good. pret-teee, pret-teee, pret-tee good.

Love it! Big Vagina!

Henry Chinaski · « **Reply #251 on:** March 31, 2007, 10:58:45 am »

I don't want to dance in front of a widow ...

alfonso · « **Reply #252 on:** April 1, 2007, 08:56:59 am »

beloved c*nt

Garstonite · « **Reply #253 on:** April 1, 2007, 11:09:20 pm »

Conversation between Jeff and a nurse at the hospital that cracks me up every time. Larry's face is brilliant.

"Goodnight Nurse."
"Goodnight."
"It's just a saying..."
"I've never heard of it."
"It's an old one."
"That's nice."
"It is."
"I know it is."
"Do you?"
"Do you?"
"I do."
"Good for you."
"It is good for me."
"Oh you think so?"
"I know so."
"I'm glad."
"So am I."
"That makes two of us."
"So you say."
"So I did."

mulfella · « **Reply #254 on:** May 15, 2007, 09:02:30 am »

For those on Virgin / NTL / Telewest.

Series 1 is now available through on-demand>>HBO. and yes, its FREE.

Garstonite · « **Reply #255 on:** June 5, 2007, 05:25:08 pm »

Started watching Season 2 for the first time in ages.

"What's the difference between GT and GTS."
"Okay, the GTS is... 'Guaranteed... Tremendous... Safety'."
"So, without the 'S', it's just 'Guaranteed Tremendous'?"
"Yeah."

hooded claw · « **Reply #256 on:** June 5, 2007, 08:06:29 pm »

'He had the good Hodgkins, right?'

Garstonite · « **Reply #257 on:** June 23, 2007, 05:13:28 pm »

'Fellatio, cunnilingus, french kissing! Rimjob.'

ic843 · « **Reply #258 on:** June 23, 2007, 07:27:59 pm »

"Somebody get a sponge."

"I don't understand, why don't you get a sponge

Garstonite · « **Reply #259 on:** June 24, 2007, 03:25:08 pm »

If you're trying to get somebody on to Curb, what series do you lend them?

Henry Chinaski · « **Reply #260 on:** June 24, 2007, 03:27:26 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on June 24, 2007, 03:25:08 pm

If you're trying to get somebody on to Curb, what series do you lend them?

I started with the one with the finale being the Producers-musical of Mel Brooks. Still think that's the best season-finale.

Garstonite · « **Reply #261 on:** June 24, 2007, 03:28:50 pm »

Quote from: Henry Chinaski on June 24, 2007, 03:27:26 pm

I started with the one with the finale being the Producers-musical of Mel Brooks. Still think that's the best season-finale.

Aye, that's four is it not? I think I started with three (the restaurant). Personally I think series 2 and 3 are the best for what it is, but series 4 is probably the best to get somebody on to it... I'd say so, anyway.

Henry Chinaski · « **Reply #262 on:** June 24, 2007, 03:31:05 pm »

Quote from: Garstonite on June 24, 2007, 03:28:50 pm

Aye, that's four is it not? I think I started with three (the restaurant). Personally I think series 2 and 3 are the best for what it is, but series 4 is probably the best to get somebody on to it... I'd say so, anyway.

4 it is.

Emo Phillips · « **Reply #263 on:** June 24, 2007, 03:48:44 pm »

Not sure you can beat starting at series one on Curb, if you have a choice.

Garstonite · « **Reply #264 on:** June 24, 2007, 03:50:45 pm »

I'm not that big a fan of series one if I am honest. I think it has got better with age. Can't wait for 6.

Boston_Red · « **Reply #265 on:** June 24, 2007, 03:56:52 pm »

Anyone know when the new season starts?

Garstonite · « **Reply #266 on:** June 24, 2007, 03:57:41 pm »

Quote from: Boston_Red on June 24, 2007, 03:56:52 pm

Anyone know when the new season starts?

September in The States. Possibly available for download before?

sabbathfan · « **Reply #267 on:** June 24, 2007, 04:02:13 pm »

"Mommy! The bald man is in the bathroom and there's something hard in his pants!"

Henry Chinaski · « **Reply #268 on:** June 25, 2007, 09:22:52 am »

Wanda: Why'd you fire the black man?

Larry: I fired the black man... because... he's the guy who set up the whole system here and it doesn't work! And he's here like... every week, I'm givin' him checks, we've got five remotes, I can't turn it on... but I know, you know, *black* man can *never* do anything *wrong*, at least to get fired from a job! Black people *always* do everything right!

Wanda: [Walks over to TV, pushes button, fixes it] You gotta turn the damn satellite on for the TV to work! See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on! Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you.

penfold102 · « **Reply #269 on:** June 25, 2007, 10:13:59 am »

Quote from: Henry Chinaski on June 25, 2007, 09:22:52 am

Wanda: Why'd you fire the black man?

Larry: I fired the black man... because... he's the guy who set up the whole system here and it doesn't work! And he's here like... every week, I'm givin' him checks, we've got five remotes, I can't turn it on... but I know, you know, *black* man can *never* do anything *wrong*, at least to get fired from a job! Black people *always* do everything right!

Wanda: [Walks over to TV, pushes button, fixes it] You gotta turn the damn satellite on for the TV to work! See the little green light? Just gotta turn it on! Or you can fire the black man. Whatever works for you.

Probably my favourite quote of all. That, and the one where Cheryl and Wanda accuse Larry of being an "Ass Man", where Wanda says something along the lines of "Whay are you so dirty Larry. Probably been on the floor scrounging for asses"

Damo58 · « **Reply #270 on:** June 25, 2007, 12:56:49 pm »

Only just started to watch this with series 1 and i love it. You can see the similarities with Ricky Gervais' work.

bryanod · « **Reply #271 on:** July 10, 2007, 09:12:01 pm »

Bald asshole-that's a hate crime!

johnybarnes · « **Reply #272 on:** July 10, 2007, 09:22:13 pm »

anyone know a good season4 torrent ive seen all seasons except 4, i cant find it

realtarragona · « **Reply #273 on:** July 11, 2007, 12:23:09 am »

Take your pick

http://www.torrentz.com/4bb76afe0d42bb2e948e4da43f9c4a3eb00b1298

ic843 · « **Reply #274 on:** July 11, 2007, 12:56:33 am »

all on tv links mate

BazC · « **Reply #275 on:** July 19, 2007, 12:37:28 am »

Just started working my way through season 1 (it's all on Virgin Media's On Demand thing under the HBO channel on TV Choice) and have to say it's hilarious. Love it... and it's subtle comedy, which is priceless at times. Didn't think I'd like it, and to be honest it's taken me a couple of episodes to get into it, but now I want to watch more and more!

ScouserTommy37 · « **Reply #276 on:** July 19, 2007, 12:41:03 am »

Tried to get into it but just couldn't.

Bores me to tears most of the time.

BazC · « **Reply #277 on:** July 19, 2007, 12:45:06 am »

The humour is very subtle, and as I said, it took me a couple of episodes to 'get it'... I can see why people wouldn't find it funny though.

mikek1984 · « **Reply #278 on:** July 19, 2007, 12:46:49 am »

just started watching this online

pretttty goood

Garstonite · « **Reply #279 on:** July 19, 2007, 03:59:19 am »

For me, it gets better and better and better as the seasons go on. You see LD grow more and more comfortable.