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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #120 on: August 22, 2010, 12:32:02 pm »
...like a huge version of a wasp but instead of black and yellow it was brown and yellow....

A Hornet I suspect.
Despite hostile appearances and a drone from their wings like a fully laden Lancaster, the ones we have in the UK are generally harmless bumbling giants and aren't really interested in you at all. And unlike wasps, they don't seem to get drunk at this time of the year on fermented fruit juices and then get aggressive for no good reason.
I usually have a couple of hornet nests in my garden each year and just leave them be, and if they inadvertantly enter the house, simply catch them and release them outside.
(They are attracted by flourescent lights, or at least the UV end of the spectrum). Like wasps, only the queens hibernate, all the others not survivng the first few frosts.
They do quite a lot of good stuff and have their niche in the general scheme of things.
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #121 on: August 22, 2010, 12:33:58 pm »
Is it a bulldog? What does it look like while it's eating the wasps?
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #122 on: August 22, 2010, 12:37:07 pm »
Just had my first encounter since the bed incident last Christmas, little fucker was trying to get out from behind my blinds... so I sprayed half a can of Wasp killer up them.
(is it just me, or do you have to virtually empty the can onto them rather than just one spray?!)
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #123 on: August 22, 2010, 12:40:18 pm »
Yet when it comes to it, we freeze, and hope to God that they fuck off before mistaking the sloghtest movement for agression, and sting you in the face
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #124 on: August 22, 2010, 12:40:25 pm »
A Hornet I suspect.
Despite hostile appearances and a drone from their wings like a fully laden Lancaster, the ones we have in the UK are generally harmless bumbling giants and aren't really interested in you at all. And unlike wasps, they don't seem to get drunk at this time of the year on fermented fruit juices and then get aggressive for no good reason.
I usually have a couple of hornet nests in my garden each year and just leave them be, and if they inadvertantly enter the house, simply catch them and release them outside.
(They are attracted by flourescent lights, or at least the UV end of the spectrum). Like wasps, only the queens hibernate, all the others not survivng the first few frosts.
They do quite a lot of good stuff and have their niche in the general scheme of things.

have to admit it wasnt hostile....just more annoying than anything...hence the reason i eventually got it out the window and it didnt get the paper/shoe treatment....scary size though ....

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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #125 on: August 22, 2010, 12:44:36 pm »
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #126 on: August 22, 2010, 12:44:58 pm »
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #127 on: August 22, 2010, 01:18:53 pm »
Britain's biggest ever wasp nest

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-10871240

Someone should edit that headline and take out the word 'nest'... :) That would scare the shit out of ya!
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #128 on: August 22, 2010, 02:26:01 pm »
Britain's biggest ever wasp nest

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-10871240

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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #129 on: August 22, 2010, 11:02:16 pm »
these fuckers are out and about again the c*nts, but ive noticed here in london there's a lot of these smaller wasps like ones that just seem to hover around with their wings flapping at like super speed
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #130 on: August 22, 2010, 11:09:15 pm »
Found one lying already dead on my bed the other day. I plead not guilty your honour.
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #131 on: August 22, 2010, 11:09:46 pm »
Just had my first encounter since the bed incident last Christmas, little fucker was trying to get out from behind my blinds... so I sprayed half a can of Wasp killer up them.
(is it just me, or do you have to virtually empty the can onto them rather than just one spray?!)
 ???


Check the expiry date on the can, we had a can recently which wasn't that effective and it was out of date, got a can of Raid and its lethal and very fast.

Also, be sure they are wasps. I had 3 honey bees in the bedroom (thought they were wasps initially as they aren't fat like bumble bees) and the wasp killer wasn't very effective, took over 5 mins for them to die after several sprays.

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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #132 on: August 22, 2010, 11:26:26 pm »
these fuckers are out and about again the c*nts, but ive noticed here in london there's a lot of these smaller wasps like ones that just seem to hover around with their wings flapping at like super speed

Think they are called hoverflies?



Completely harmless but I think they look like that to scare off would be predators. I|'ll double check with Bill Odie next time he calls (if he leaves a message).

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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #133 on: August 22, 2010, 11:32:48 pm »
Fucking c*nts, the lot of them. This picture from the 'funny photo' thread pretty much sums it up.


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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #134 on: August 22, 2010, 11:37:09 pm »
What is it with wasps, mosquitoes, spiders and other horrific bugs that make a large percentage of humanity shit themselves when they come into vague proximity with us?
I'm always worried in case they fly up my nose.     :o
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #135 on: August 22, 2010, 11:50:57 pm »
Check the expiry date on the can, we had a can recently which wasn't that effective and it was out of date, got a can of Raid and its lethal and very fast.

Also, be sure they are wasps. I had 3 honey bees in the bedroom (thought they were wasps initially as they aren't fat like bumble bees) and the wasp killer wasn't very effective, took over 5 mins for them to die after several sprays.

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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #136 on: August 23, 2010, 12:04:54 am »
Agree that wasps are bastards. There's just no need for them. Thankfully, haven't seen as many this year as usual..

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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #137 on: August 23, 2010, 12:50:35 am »
Check the expiry date on the can, we had a can recently which wasn't that effective and it was out of date, got a can of Raid and its lethal and very fast.

Also, be sure they are wasps. I had 3 honey bees in the bedroom (thought they were wasps initially as they aren't fat like bumble bees) and the wasp killer wasn't very effective, took over 5 mins for them to die after several sprays.

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Re: Wasps...
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #139 on: August 23, 2010, 11:53:05 am »
People should really stop posting the scary videos!  :missus
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Re: Wasps...
« Reply #140 on: August 23, 2010, 01:04:00 pm »
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