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« Reply #400 on: July 2, 2023, 11:21:26 am »
Which makes it worse lol

But surely this is the perfect opportunity for a Twitter replacement. Bluesky doesn't seem to be up and running fully yet

That will be the danger for him, if he continues this way. There is another one as well, Mastodon. https://t.co/o5mqFM6LuK.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #401 on: July 2, 2023, 11:27:15 am »
I can't even do that now.

"Cannot retrieve tweets at this time. Please try again later." >:(
Yeah.. they’ve spotted that loop hole…

Musk is now tweeting about spending more time with your family….  :lmao
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #402 on: July 2, 2023, 11:37:37 am »
should have paid the rent?

Imagine the carnage if he bought Everton.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #403 on: July 2, 2023, 11:41:43 am »
Only issue I’ve noticed recently is that the number of ads has suddenly increased so they’re almost every other tweet on my feed.

I check Twitter at various times during the day mainly just my feed, occasionally whats trending - is this why I’m not noticing the same problems as others?

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #404 on: July 2, 2023, 11:45:20 am »
I dunno if the club will hold a transfer up over this ;D Instagram and tiktok both have over 1B users (twitter around 450m), the club has 42m followers on instagram.

to be honest, announcing the transfer with twitter still in the shit would be the biggest sign that the platform is fucked.  It would be clear Elon's attempt to hold users to ransom has backfired, and that people and entities are just moving on without it.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #405 on: July 2, 2023, 11:46:47 am »
Shit show that this is.

Imagine if Google and/or Yahoo started charging us for accessing or searches. We'd be royally fcked. It would create levels of knowledge based on how much access you can afford.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #406 on: July 2, 2023, 12:10:16 pm »
Surely the "delay" in announcing Slobbity is because transfers almost never get done on weekends... he will be announced on Monday regardless of what the idiot Musk is up to.

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #407 on: July 2, 2023, 12:10:20 pm »
Shit show that this is.

Imagine if Google and/or Yahoo started charging us for accessing or searches. We'd be royally fcked. It would create levels of knowledge based on how much access you can afford.
.. Governments would get involved then.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #408 on: July 2, 2023, 12:11:58 pm »

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #409 on: July 2, 2023, 12:20:50 pm »
Amazing that people still buy cars from this guy. Feels inevitabel that he'll force through some idiotic feature in a software update that will put all the Teslas to a standstill

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #410 on: July 2, 2023, 12:24:47 pm »
Because Meta is such a shining beacon of good corporate practices? Fuck them all. They need to be dismembered and forced into regulated privacy policies. They are all fucking pirates, ruining everything in their path for profit.

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #411 on: July 2, 2023, 12:25:17 pm »
Amazing that people still buy cars from this guy. Feels inevitabel that he'll force through some idiotic feature in a software update that will put all the Teslas to a standstill

Well, several car manufacturers have started engaging in these insidious subscription-based features - starting with stuff like heated seats for 10 euros a month or whatever, but you can imagine it swiftly being applied to all non essential features like radio, parking assist, sat nav etc. - and you'd have to think a greedy prick like EM would be very interested in such a pricing model.

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Re: Twitter
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #413 on: July 2, 2023, 12:38:59 pm »
Anyone else's account back to normal?

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #414 on: July 2, 2023, 12:47:08 pm »
Wouldn't go near anything made and owned by Meta.

Zuckerburg isn't it?
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #415 on: July 2, 2023, 12:47:24 pm »
Anyone else's account back to normal?

Nope.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #416 on: July 2, 2023, 12:53:46 pm »
Nope.

Strange. It might be temporary but mine has suddenly started working properly again.

Probably won't last.

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #417 on: July 2, 2023, 12:59:33 pm »
Strange. It might be temporary but mine has suddenly started working properly again.

Probably won't last.

Mine is back up, but purposely not refreshing now incase it goes again.


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Re: Twitter
« Reply #418 on: July 2, 2023, 01:02:12 pm »
Yeah it’s back working for me but not sure if I’m now just burning through my limit?

He’s a moron.

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #419 on: July 2, 2023, 01:07:00 pm »
Yeah it’s back working for me but not sure if I’m now just burning through my limit?

He’s a moron.

I can search, read comments and access Trending topics which I haven't been able to do since yesterday so it seems like normality has been restored - for now, at least.


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Re: Twitter
« Reply #420 on: July 2, 2023, 01:14:40 pm »
I now have loads of tweets in my timeline of people I don’t follow… that aren’t retweets or likes.


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Re: Twitter
« Reply #421 on: July 2, 2023, 01:27:07 pm »
As a non-member, Twitter has not worked all for me for the past few days. And it still does not work. I reveive the following message:

"Something went wrong. Try reloading."

Reloading makes no difference.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #422 on: July 2, 2023, 01:38:45 pm »
I now have loads of tweets in my timeline of people I don’t follow… that aren’t retweets or likes.



Same, I'm spending half my time hiding either them or the incessant ads.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #423 on: July 2, 2023, 01:46:03 pm »
Anyone else's account back to normal?

Yes, back to normal now

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #424 on: July 2, 2023, 01:51:03 pm »
Some tweets pop up then you hit the refresh rate limit again

It’s fucked
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #425 on: July 2, 2023, 02:23:00 pm »
It's just a shame nothing is ready to capitalise on these fuck ups. Mastodon is presented as much more complex than it actually needs to be which probably puts off a ton of users, BlueSky still in beta, the Meta alternative is both not ready and presumably quite off-putting to a lot of people due to the facebook connection. The idea of a 'decentralised' twitter doesn't really make sense to me either, I get the allure of having lots of options so you don't end up with another monopoly, but surely the whole point of something like twitter is that everyone is in one place?

I don't really know how you even compete with something as massive as Twitter. What makes it so popular is its user base, it's got to be tough to convince the average person to move to something that has significantly fewer users and is less likely to have the information you need.

I've wondered if we maybe need some kind of hybrid solution to pop up, something that allows users to have a website-like main page or that allows reddit style communities, but with a twitter type feed fully integrated, though I don't know how easily those two things combine.

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #426 on: July 2, 2023, 02:32:14 pm »
^^ pretty much.

I’d love to fob it off and go to an alternative but there really aren’t any.

My use of Twitter is very connected to football and way that’s going, once Klopp hangs it up, my interest will likely fall off.

Issue Musk has now is this issue isn’t some cultural battle - all sides hate it, it’s universally getting slammed so the mother of all backtracks will need to happen.

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #427 on: July 2, 2023, 02:51:25 pm »
I now have loads of tweets in my timeline of people I don’t follow… that aren’t retweets or likes.


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Re: Twitter
« Reply #428 on: July 2, 2023, 04:22:33 pm »
Seems to be working fine now  if you don’t use their app and use the web version
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #429 on: July 2, 2023, 09:01:00 pm »
Still insisting you login though...
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #430 on: July 2, 2023, 11:02:36 pm »
It's just a shame nothing is ready to capitalise on these fuck ups. Mastodon is presented as much more complex than it actually needs to be which probably puts off a ton of users, BlueSky still in beta, the Meta alternative is both not ready and presumably quite off-putting to a lot of people due to the facebook connection. The idea of a 'decentralised' twitter doesn't really make sense to me either, I get the allure of having lots of options so you don't end up with another monopoly, but surely the whole point of something like twitter is that everyone is in one place?
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I don't really know how you even compete with something as massive as Twitter. What makes it so popular is its user base, it's got to be tough to convince the average person to move to something that has significantly fewer users and is less likely to have the information you need.
Something else will come along. We are just not there yet. The final alternative might not yet be on anyone's radar.
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I've wondered if we maybe need some kind of hybrid solution to pop up, something that allows users to have a website-like main page or that allows reddit style communities, but with a twitter type feed fully integrated, though I don't know how easily those two things combine.
I suspect the final replacement for Twitter will be quite Twitter-like. Twitter had it about right before Musk. Though, change was inevitable because it was generally unprofitable anyway. A subscription system could have worked, but not in the way Musk implemented it. The value of the blue check mark has been lost. That was not the way to go about it. But some added value system for a monthly fee would seem reasonable. As would be to charge large companies who use the platform to their financial benefit. There was a sensible conversation to be had around those things. Alas, even if Musk should disappear tomorrow, I think the damage is done and it is too late.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #431 on: July 2, 2023, 11:13:39 pm »
This rate limit bullshit is taking the piss isn't it? I give it a week top's before Musk roles back on this too.

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #432 on: July 3, 2023, 07:45:48 am »
This rate limit bullshit is taking the piss isn't it? I give it a week top's before Musk roles back on this too.
If he can. If the reports are true about Twitter losing Google servers, the use capping is probably all that's preventing Twitter from becoming totally dysfunctional.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #433 on: July 3, 2023, 09:58:46 am »
Hopefully this finishes the platform off completely. Twitter can't function effectively without decent servers, and people won't stick around if they can't use twitter effectively.

If Musk tries to go back to Google, I hope they tell him to do one.
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #434 on: July 3, 2023, 10:29:26 am »
Mines been fine all weekend. Maybe I havent scrolled through the 600 or 800, whatever it is. Or do you have to actually click on a tweet and scrolling doesnt count?

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #435 on: July 3, 2023, 10:32:03 am »
I tried to mute #ashes and Bairstow because I don't give a shit about cricket and loads of people I follow who don't normally talk about cricket were doing so. It didn't work, still seeing them in my feed. Has Musk broken everything about Twitter?

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« Reply #436 on: July 3, 2023, 11:00:02 am »
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Re: Twitter
« Reply #437 on: July 3, 2023, 11:07:57 am »
Mines been fine all weekend. Maybe I havent scrolled through the 600 or 800, whatever it is. Or do you have to actually click on a tweet and scrolling doesnt count?

Depends on what they've rate limited. So it's like if rawk did it and we said you can only look at 1000 posts per day, each page has 20 posts on it, so you can only look at 50 pages, there might be additional limits on if you can post a tweet or look at DMs. With twitter it's more complex because they have lots of different ways you can view a tweet - in isolation or on a feed or quoted, and how they're doing those counts.

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #438 on: July 3, 2023, 12:57:54 pm »
LBC tech fella just said that twitter hasn't responded to outstanding bills for offices in a few countries. So Musk is refusing to pay up for hosting and their office spaces, think it's going to the wall.

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Re: Twitter
« Reply #439 on: July 3, 2023, 01:50:46 pm »
Twitter is dead. Get off it now while you can

Reddit too, won't be long before that gets replaced. The 3rd party API stuff with Reddit is a joke. The official app is a pisstake of the highest order compared to the 3rd party ones. They would have been better off buying them instead of this route