Topic: Shanklyboy's and Fat Scousers ( Leo who's still alive ) auld arse thread

[vicgill]

I blame it on apathy caused by the start of the football season.
The thing we used to anticipate for months is now just likely to provoke a moan-fest.
I'd hate to be back on the Main Board and get mixed up in all that malarkey.

Shankly boy was never a moan fest, he could make you laugh all day

[The Flying Pig]

I concur with the consensus, always a sheep me.

[jambutty]

always a sheep me.

[jambutty]

Had a thought this morning about the soft things we used to chant as kids:

Yum yum, pigs bum,
Chop it into chewing gum


All the girls in France do the hula hula dance,
All the boys in Spain do exactly just the same.


Gran loved:
 
Eat Lunts bread
It's heavy as lead,
You'll fart like thunder
And no bloody wonder!



C'mon Mags.

Get 'em out for the lads!

[Pheeny]

All the girls in France pull their knickers down to dance.
All the girls in Spain do very much the same.


Trebor Mints taste a little bit stronger
Shove them up your arse and the last a bit longer...

[jambutty]

Down in the toilet bowl, 2 feet deep
2 little sausages lay asleep
Don't disturb them, let them rest
Beechams tablets did the rest.

[Dr. Beaker]

Down in the toilet bowl, 2 feet deep
2 little sausages lay asleep
Don't disturb them, let them rest
Beechams tablets did the rest.

Aye tiddly aye tye, shit or bust,
Never let yer bollocks dangle in the dust.

[Maggie May]

Tell Tale Tit
Your tongue shall be split
And every little doggie
Shall have a little bit.

[Andy @ Allerton!]

Could do with some decorating in here and who left this elephants foot in the corner with the umbrellas in? And look at this dust.. tut tut

[BSBW]

Tell Tale Tit
Your tongue shall be split
And every little doggie
Shall have a little bit.

Called you three times tonight missus, I know you're in! x

I've just revisited this post and if I may say so myself, it comes across a bit stalkerish, do you reckon?

[pooley]

All the girls in France pull their knickers down to dance.
All the girls in Spain do very much the same.


Trebor Mints taste a little bit stronger
Shove them up your arse and the last a bit longer...

What about, 'Dips'  such as,

    ' Dip,dip dip, My blue ship.
      Sailing on the water.like a cup and saucer,
     O-U-T , spells out!

[Maggie May]

Called you three times tonight missus, I know you're in! x

I've just revisited this post and if I may say so myself, it comes across a bit stalkerish, do you reckon?

Not att all stalkerish - tho you can stalk me all you want - please.

A mate took me to ASDA and shopping generally and we then went to The Trafalgar and sank e few.   

Very sorry to have missed your call.  Lots of Mwahs. 

[kopite.keith]

God knows why this came back to me....

Sam Sam, the dirty old man
Washed his face in a frying pan
Combed his with a donkey's' tail
Scratched his belly with his big toe nail

[Fat Scouser]

Bedtime one in the dark...

Sshhh, listen, listen,
the cat's pissin,
where, where?
under the chair,
strike a light...
Euuuw Shite!

Got to love them Scouse aul ones

[Fat Scouser]

Anyway, not dead just yet. Been in and out of ozzie lately, test after test after test. Not moaning, made up with the treatment and all the staff. Weird gaffs, hospitals. You'd think they'd be the most miserable of places. And not that I enjoy knocking about them, but I always have a laugh there. And the staff, without doubt, defo some of the nicest people I've ever met in me life.

Have a look at the gobs in the pubs and on the roads today. Just about everyone I look at seems to have a cob on. Well, not quite everyone. Ozzie's more cheerful than ale houses, something's not right.

[jambutty]

It's not life as we knew it, Fats.

People are home, traveling or working.  The latter 2 usually unpleasant.  Virtual society may occupy some people too much.

FOMO creates a ton of stress.

The hozzie staff see people with so much less ability and time left.  Life is the greatest gift, innit?

[Rick13]

It's not life as we knew it, Fats.

People are home, traveling or working.  The latter 2 usually unpleasant.  Virtual society may occupy some people too much.

FOMO creates a ton of stress.

The hozzie staff see people with so much less ability and time left.  Life is the greatest gift, innit?

Reminds me of a Syrian proverb that I read on the wall of a hospital a few years ago : "Health is a crown worn by those who are well and seen only by the sick"

[The Flying Pig]

Where's Willi?

[Andy @ Allerton!]

They sat upon a grassy bank
And she was all a-quiver
He undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river!

[BlackandWhitePaul]

They sat upon a grassy bank
And she was all a-quiver
He undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river!

Whatever Paul McCartney got up to in his private life, was his business   

[BlackandWhitePaul]

All the girls in France pull their knickers down to dance.
All the girls in Spain do very much the same. wash their titties in the rain.


Trebor Mints taste a little bit stronger
Shove them up your arse and the last a bit longer...

That's how it goes on Tyneside.

Our version sound much better to me like   

[Fat Scouser]

Who the fuck put Wisdom on the end of this thread must have been sniffing glue.

[john_mac]

Have a look at the gobs in the pubs and on the roads today. Just about everyone I look at seems to have a cob on. Well, not quite everyone. Ozzie's more cheerful than ale houses, something's not right.

Fuckinell you're deffo not going to Fazak, it's fucken horrible. Fuck it I'm shooting the Railway to meet a few more miserable arses.

[Fat Scouser]

I know all about Fazak, John lad. I took me aul fella there, never away from the gaff for about 2 weeks before he shuffled off. Near lost the will to live meself on a few occasions. Friday nights are good, if you fancy a fight with a few drunks, or Sunday afternoons are a riot with the smackheads. Big difference between Fazak A&E and Bournemouth Cancer ward. But I'd swap an hour in the Rala for free ale for the rest of me life in any of these alehouses down here.

In fact, I'm due a Friday night in the Rala, and, bit of luck, I'll be up there for it before Crimbo.

[Fat Scouser]

Just watching an aul work mate of mine from the home shows, selling drills on Ideal World. Don't ever buy them, they're shite.

[john_mac]

Just watching an aul work mate of mine from the home shows, selling drills on Ideal World. Don't ever buy them, they're shite.

stick to the magic mop heads

[Fat Scouser]

At the mo John mate, I can't tell the difference between a mophead and a moped. But I'll be back.

Looks like I'm finally going to get treated in November. It's been slow going, and I can't be arsed going on about it all. But I have a few more tests between now and November, then I meet with the consultant fella. And I've asked people in the blood group thing I'm in, and they all said that'll be it, treatment.

Here's the good bit... if I get the new medicine they've invented, chances are I'll be all clear within 3 months. And I'll be back out on the gaffs, probably working the mop, or some such shite. Might come up to Kirkby and do QVC, John. Me and me mate, Big Danny the Aussie, where always being asked to push some shite  or another on there. A few fellas who import all the cack from China wanted us to work for them.  But we always knocked it back, didn't want to over expose ourselves or get type casted. And the wages, like the products, were shite.

I can't wait to get back to work though. Fed up with this now, and I want to get a few bob together. Remember Andy, used to be called Smithdown Andy on here, had a bevvie with us in town.... I was looking for an old email address the other day and spotted his. So I sent one off.

He's out in the States, near Chicago, married some Yankee girl. He's made up and doing alright. Well, soon as I'm well and back to work, I've promised the missus a little treat. Fly into New York, spend a few days there. Get the train down to Washington, spend a couple of days there, do the tourist thing, kick off outside the Whitehouse, and that. Then hire a car, drive to Chicago, see Andy, stay a couple of days, drive out to California, stay for a week or so, see old mates, and that, fly home from there.

Probably pie in the sky, but having something to aim for does me no harm. Anyway, Andy's working, but he's putting in for his HGV, well, the Yank equivalent. So keep an eye out for a mad Scouser on Ice Road Truckers. I'm knitting him a wooly hat to keep his baldy head warm. That's what he's aiming for, driving them Ice Roads, reckons he can earn a right few bob. God lad Andy. I know the mad bastard will do it.

[john_mac]

Do it Leo and give him my regards.

I'll be back out there soon I reckon, got a few trips planned before Chrimbo now tho. Looking forwards to this Russian one, wil be a bit of an escapade, fucking round over Visa's does my scull in tho. Was looking at trying to get to Sao Paolo for Lollapolooza in March but think its on ice now, deffo gonna try to get back to Newport tho in July, think Lpool are playing Boston same week so will be a double header.

[Fat Scouser]

Newport and LFC, that sounds like a great trip John. Defo going to start working towards something soon as I can. Check some place called Big Bear in California. I went to a bit of a folk fezz there back in the late 90's. I only went to see Thomo. But tell you what John, it's brilliant there, well worth a go. I'll see if I can dig up any links for you.

[john_mac]

Went the Bunnymen in the Park last night, rough now!!

[Fat Scouser]

Went the Bunnymen in the Park last night, rough now!!

And they say Corbyn's taking us back to the 80's.

Remember the Larks in the Park back then? I don't know why, probably out of town, but I missed the Bunnymen. But I remember seeing Big Country. That was sound. I think it was CookdaBooks and a few other local bands with them. I forget half the shows I went to.

Got a phone call of me sister's lad today. She was driving. They'd just flown back to Aberdeen after watching Van in Belfast, the Cyprus Avenue show. She's near as bad as you John. She'll end up getting nicked for stalking Van and Leonard Cohen. She turns up everywhere they play, States, Canada, Moscow. She's off to see Thomo on Thursday in Aberdeen. I'd have came up for the Liverpool show. Our kid booked train tickets today for the Derby in October, couldn't even jump on that. Sucks this sick malarkey.

[john_mac]

Shit Leo, know you'll be chocka.

Remember haircut 100 at that Larks in the Park,I'm think they stopped it after that! Mind there were some skins there back then

[the 92A]

Saw the singer from CookDaBooks, Owen in Fazak Hossy the other day, didn't look too well, horrible place that, outside the front gate they've got this tape on a loop, put down your ciggie this is a no smoking hospital and a member of staff has been informed, sounds like the voice out of the film Bladerunner

[Fat Scouser]

Shit Leo, know you'll be chocka.

Remember haircut 100 at that Larks in the Park,I'm think they stopped it after that! Mind there were some skins there back then

I'm not too bad, John. It's slow going, and that does me head in, not being able to do anything, or get off anywhere. But no choice but to plod on with it. And eh up, here's the full circle...

Saw the singer from CookDaBooks, Owen in Fazak Hossy the other day, didn't look too well, horrible place that, outside the front gate they've got this tape on a loop, put down your ciggie this is a no smoking hospital and a member of staff has been informed, sounds like the voice out of the film Bladerunner

So it could be worse. The hozzie down here's not bad, at all. But then I don't have to go there on a Friday or Saturday night. And even here, they get their fair share of drunks kicking off of a weekend, and junkies all day, every day. But I don't have to go in them bits.

Anyway, I don't remember the Haircut 100 show. I'd probably gone the States by then. But I remember our kid going to see Bow Wow Wow. Did he get some gyp for that... C60, C90, Go! Came back to me that last night, made me chuckle. But I'd have probably went meself. I can't remember why I didn't. I went to a few of them Larks in The Park. They were really good.

But Liverpool was sound for the music then. Been through that though, bands that should have made it and never did... Supercharge and all that. But CookdaBooks were sound. Sorry to hear the lad's not doing to well, Albie. I had some great times watching them.

But just to clear something up... I'm not knackered just yet. I'm still busy and up to something. Got to keep it a bit dark for now, but I'll give you's all a right laugh when it's done. And funny enough, being sick has give me the time to do it. Like our Yankee cousins say... when life serves Lemons, make Lemonade. And to add a bit of Scouse... Fuck'em.

[JohnnoWhite]

Star man Leo lad - keepin' us all in suspenders

[Willi]

Where's Willi?

I'm still around thankyou.
I've been busy all Summer moving my new shed between garages.  I have now found somewhere to build it.
Been reading the thread avidly over breakfast every Day, keep it up lads and lasses

[The Flying Pig]

So how many sheds do you have now, mate? And garages?

[Willi]

So how many sheds do you have now, mate? And garages?

It's a long Story, I left the girlfriend in April so I have an ex-garage, I have a loan garage and I now have a new garage. I only have the yet to be built hut.
A bit like a kitchen can never have too many cupboards, you can never have too many sheds.

[Pheeny]

The RAWK Twitter account just got this message from Shanklyboy's son: @jackosborne23

@RAWKeditor me dad used to live and breathe RAWK, maybe if any of his mates are at the next home game we could grab a beer..? (ShanklyBoy)

We thought that this would be the best place to put the note. If you don't do Twitter and you'd like us to help get in touch with him, drop one of the mods a PM and we'll do our best to help.

I'll be at the next home game,not sure where I'll be pre match though.

[Dr. Beaker]

It's a long Story, I left the girlfriend in April so I have an ex-garage

Commiserations mate - we all need somewhere to put our tools.